从给母猪接生开始爆红
《从给母猪接生开始爆红》 小说介绍
zhurengongjiaosuyelinxueerdexiaoshuojiaozuo《congjimuzhujieshengkaishibaohong》，tadezuozheshixuanzhuanmogumuousuobianxiededoushileixingdexiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：2011nian9yue17ri，zhouliu，shangwu。bansuizhegebidegoujiaosheng，cunzhangpizhezhongshanzhuangchongjinsujiadepojiuxiaoyuan，handao：“jiemuzudeshifulaile，niliangyeziwenqizuoshazi？kuaichulaiyingjiesai，haiyouyikuaizhangdehenbashidenvshifu。”“dengyiha，wozuoyehaimeixiewan。”...
《从给母猪接生开始爆红》 第3章 谁是爹 免费试读
yizhi、liangzhi……jiuzhixiaozhuzaifangzaigandaocaoshang。
muzhuchanzaidesudubuyi，shaozewufenzhongshengyige，duozebangexiaoshi。
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suoyi，xiuliandechanzaisuduhenman，jiuzhiyouzaizhengzhengyonglesigeduoxiaoshi，tazijiyeleidekuaixutuole，huxiweiruoermianzhang，zheishinanchandezhengzhuang。
shijiancongzhongwushiyidian，laidaolexiawusandianban。
suye、laowu、linxueerhegongzuorenyuanmen，tongtongmeigudeshangchifan，douedeqianxiongtiehoubeile。
suyezixiguanchazhemuzhudehuxiqingkuang，faxiantachuqiduanduanxuxude，yijingshibushangliqile。
tameitoujinzhou，shenshouqumozhuruanyaoxiafang，querenlimianhaiyouyizhiyouzaimeiyouchanchu。
linxueerdaoshichileyixiebinggan，wendao：“zenmeyang？shengwanlema？”
suye：“haiyouyizhi，nanchan！”
laowuyishengbeihu：“xiuliana……baoda！baodazhu！”
suyedandingdao：“xiaoshengdian，buyaoyingxiangdaoxiuliandeqingxu。”
老五：“哦哦……”
suyecongmuhezilinachucuichansu，zhushejinmuzhutinei，chonglaowuhandao：
“指甲刀！”
laowunalaizhijiadao，suyekaishixiujianzijiyoushoudezhijia，ranhouziximoping，younachuyigexiangjiaoshoutaodaishang，xianyongjiujingxiaodu，zaitushangfanshilin。
zhusheyuemoershifenzhonghou，suyedaizheshoutaoshenjinqu，xiaoxinyiyidebaxiaozhutuolechulai。
难产问题轻松解决！
chulihaoxiaozhu，suyeyoujixiulianzhusheleqingmeisuhechuanxinlian，fangzhimuzhuganran，bingbayaohezhusheqidijilaowu。
老五：“干啥子？”
suyedao：“zheiliangzhongyao，meitianzhusheyici，lianxuzhushesantian。”
老五：“哦。”
suyeyeleidegouqiang，chuanzhecuqi，congmuhezidixiachouchuyibenshouxiecezi，dijilaowu：
“anzhaozheigexiaocezidezhaoguxiulian，lingwai，weihongtangshuicuinai，weizheergenfangzhifayan。”
laowu：“eee……”
linxueerdoushale，jianzhishishenhuqiji！zhei，zhendeshigeshisisuideshaonian？
tazaiyikannaxiaocezi，jingweitianren——《muzhudechanhouhuli》！
弹幕：
“xiudelaozitoupifama……”
“稳哥太专业了。”
“shulianderangrenxinteng，shijingliguoshenmecairangtazheimenenggan？”
“muzhudechanhouhuli？”
“zheishushishouxiede，zitigenyinshuadeyiyang……”
“chuanshuozhongbierenjiadehaizi！”
“woqu，wengehaihuijiaoxiaozhuchinai？”
jingtouli，suyejianxiulianhuanguolaile，jiubaxiaozhuyizhizhilinguoquchinai，zheijiaochichuru。
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jiemuzugongzuorenyuanbasuyetuolechulai。
suyeduilaowudao：“dasaozhuquanbaochiganjing，mashangbazhudetaiyichulile，qianwanmojiaomuzhuchile，huiyangchengchixiaozhudexiguande……”
laowuganjinfanjinzhuquanmangliuqilai。
laowudexifuerxizizilazhusuye，jiletayibaiershikuaiqian，waijiayibaohongtashan。
zheishijizhujieshengdebiaozhunjiawei。
suyezailaowujiachileyigebaoguba，beizhemuhezihuidaojia。
taiyangxixie，canfeilaohanbuzaijia，suyezhengyihuoni。
嘭——
yishengjuxiang，congyuanchuchuanlai。
苏野了然了。
banxiaoshihou，sushuzhuzhehuoyaoqiang，beizheyizhihaizaidengtuierdeyetuzibenghuilai，lianshangchulemifengzhedebao，haiduolexuduoxuehen。
jiemuzudoushayanle，zhei……nengpaima？
linxueerhededuodaosuyebeihou，neigenanrenyouqiang！haozhanga！
suyeshenhuxiyixiazouguoqu，baqianhehongtashansaijilaohan，congtapidaishoujitaolikouchushanzhaigongnengji，dadianhua：
“wai？yaoyaolingma？haishiwo，suye，dui，wolaohanyouzuoleyibahuoyaoqiang，nimenxianzaiguolai？yaode，lushangzhuyianquanha……”
sushuyebuguanerzibaojingzhuata，zuozaiwuyanxia，jiyetubopi。
linxueermaqidanziqucaifangsushu：“dashu，niweishenmeyaozizhihuoyaoqiang？zheishifanfade，nizhidaoma？”
sushu：“laozilianxingfadouhuibei！xiaoyexihuanchilazitu，zuijinshoutouyoudianjin……”
suyeshangqubangmang，batuziduochengrouding，youqucaidilinongleyixiepeicaihuilai，kaishishaohuo，laohanzhuguaizuofan。
歪儿啦歪儿啦……
tiansecahei，jingchashushulaile，jiaozoulesushudehuoyaoqiang，bingrangtashanghaohouzijiquzhenshangpaichusuojieshoujuliu。
zheigeshijielvexiankuansong，sizaohuoyaoqiangjuliuyigeyue。
sushuzhengzaichaolazituding，canlanyixiao：
“xiaodelezhangdui，paogerenjiacongbulaxibaidai……chilefanzaizousai？haiya！nimenyingshilenggekeqi……wopingshizaipaichusuochifannimendoubushouqian。”
suyemomoshaohuo，zheishilaohanbeitajubaodedishierbahuoyaoqiang。
meinian，shugedouyaoqupaichusuojinxiuyilianggeyue，congneilixuedaolexuduoxianjinjishu，shouyifeiqian。
……
diertianyizao，suyebahuanxiyiwuzhuangjinniaosufeiliaokoudai，yongmashengxijin，youbeishangshubao，zhunbeigenjiemuzuchufa。
qishi，zuotianzhongwujiugaichufale，yinweijixiulianjieshengdanwule。
jiemuzuweicigaiqianlejipiao。
《bianxingriji》zheigezongyijiemu，hexinjiushichenglihaizihexiangcunhaizihuhuanshenfen。
tongchanglaishuo，doushipannibujidechenglihaizishijueduizhujiao，xiangcunzhurengongwangwanglunweichentuo，dan……zheiyicibuyiyangle。
linbieshi，shugebayixiaoguanfengmihezuowanteyiliudelazitudingsaijinerzishubao，yibabitiyibalei：
“wuwa……xiaoyea，nicongxiaodaodajiumeilikaiguobaba，wuwuwu……nimenyaozhaoguhaowodexiaoye，buranlaoziyongleiguanzhasizheixiegouyuede……”
suyezhoumei：“xiateapu！mokule，lujiemuni。”
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suye：“ouke！nijidao……yi，buzhuntoutouzuohuoyaoqiang。er，buzhunqumeikuangtouleiguan。buran，wojiubuhuilaile。”
shugelianmangfashi：“laohanjuebufancuowu！niyaohuilai！”
suyedijilaohanyizhangzhitiao：“youshidazheigehaoma，shifudaoyandedianhua。”
shuge：“fangxin，wotiantiandadianhuajinihuibao。”
suyediantou：“ng，yigerenzaiwulitou，yaoguaiha！”
shuge：“xiaode，nihaibufangxinwomai？”
弹幕集体迷思：
“zheitemedaodisheishidie？”
“suiranhengandong，danhaishirenbuzhuxiaochuzhujiaosheng……”
“shugedeyinggelixihenbaozhuna！”
“jizhu，zheigeshijiemeiyoutonghua！zhizhexinshuozheiliquanshimi°◆！”
“qianxunzangaihuimouwang，ruguoaiqingshenai。”
“yaoguai！hahaha……”
“niaosukoudaiyandehao。”
“meirenzhuyidaoneiguanfengmima？shugeyanjingjiushizheimezhongde。”
“chengrenba，ejiu⒋xihuannixihuandewukejiuγāδ。”
“wenshao！chuzheng！zheishinidezhanchang，sannianzhiqiyidao！”
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