《我的老公是月老》 小说介绍
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jiehunqianyitian,woturanyouleduxinshu。
tingjianlaogongxingfendeshuo:“taqiannanyouhuilaiqiangqinma?wu,haociji,yidingyaolaia。”
wodiyifanyingshi,tashibushinaoziyoudabing。
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jiehunqianyitian,woturanyouleduxinshu。
dangshixuanbozhengzaijianchahunlimingdan,wohuazhezhuang,hurantingdaotaxingfendishuo:“taqiannanyouhuilaiqiangqinma?wa,haociji,yidingyaolaia。”
wowenyan,gouyanjiemaodeshoudunledun。
diyifanyingshi,tashibushiyoubing。
dierfanyingshi,yi,tameiyouzhangzuishuohuaa!yiyi,nandaowoyouleduxinshu?
weileyanzhengzheigexiangfa,woshishiranzoudaoxuanbomianqian,jiangliancoujintamianqian,jiaodididishuo:“laogong,wohaokanma?”
xuanbotuiletuijinsiyanjing,qingliangdeyanjingwanlewan,baixidelianshangwuchubushiwenqingmiyi。zhitingtaroushengshuo:“dangranhaokan,nishiwoyanlizuimeidenvhai。”
wogangshenchushouwulianjiaoxiu,jiutingjianjinbishuangchundexuanboshuo:“zuichuntaihongleba,niyaochixiaohaima?biyingyaobuyaozheimezhong,xiangbiliangliangbianjialeheimugun。haiyou......”
“goule!”woshunshouchaoqichajishangdebinkemingdan,daleyixiatadenaodai。
tamudengkoudaidikanzhewo,beihedaojieba:“zen,zenmele?wo,woshuoshenmele?”
woyaoyakanzheta,mingbaizijishizhendeyouleduxinshu。keshiwohena,mingmingzhidaodaotazhongshangwo,woquemeiyoubanfazhikongta。
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jiehunqianyitian,woturantongguoduxinshudezhi,zijiwenweneryadelaogong,jingranrucifuheiguimao。
weilebaochouxuehen,hunyanqian,woteyirangpengyouhenhendiguanjiu,qianwanbuyaoyinweiwodeweiyiduitakeqi。
jieguopengyoumenshuo:“qianananninaliyouweiyi?womenzheijigerenjiehun,ninacimeiyoushuajiufeng?buguonifangxin,zheigechoujintianjiurangxumeifuyirenshouguo!”
woshuangshoubaoquan,jidongdiantoushuo,haodemeiwenti!
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qishi,wohexuanborenshibudaosangeyue,ganqingjichuboruodegenshupianside。
woyouguoyiduanliuniandechulian,conggaoyidaodasan。dasiqiandeshujia,qiujunzeshuojibulewoxiangyaodeweilai,yushihewofenshou。
houlaicaizhidaotapitui,duixiangshishixigongsiderenshizhuli。
woxiangtashenshangdechuanniledexiaofu,linjinbiyeganjintuodiao,huanshangtimiandexizhuang。
congneizhihou,womeiyouzaitanguolianai。yiduanliuniandexiaoyuanlianai,zhanjulewodezhenggeqingchunjiyi,meibanfaraokai。
taiguohonghonglieliedechulian,huijiangchengshushiqidelianai,chentuodegewaihuibai,xiangshiyanhualengdiaodeyujin。
pengyoubaoyuanwo,dangchudanaotamendehunli。neishiyinweiqiujunzeyezaixianchang,shenbianzuozhebutongmiankongdemeinv。
wokandaotawenroudiduidaixiannvyou,zongshihuixintong,yixintongbianmentouhejiu。hezuilejiu......zuolexiexiangzuobuganzuodeshi。
biru,hexinlangxinniangdeqianrentuanbaotoutongku;shangtaiyusiyihudong,dachang《timian》;qianghuatong,fanfuduixinlangshuo“buyaochugui!chuguilankudang!chuguilanquanjia!”。
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zheikoueqi,wodepengyouyinrenduonian。suoyidangxuanbofengdupianpiandixiangtamenjingjiushi,yishunjian,suoyouderendouzhanqilaile。
wofangfokandaolejikedelangqun,dianranlexionghendelvyanjing,mianduiliewumoliyachi。
mengdongwuzhidexuanbo,xiangyizhixiaomianyangwenxundizhanzailangqunli,haititiediduitamenshuo:“woganle,nimensuiyi。”
suoyouren,moqiluchuleshixuedeweixiao。suoyouren,lunfanshangzhenguanjiu。jiulianjiujingguomindeguimi,dourenbuzhushangqianjingjiu,zijibuhe,fandaoyibeijieyibeidijixuanbodaojiu。
zuihou,lianwozheiyangxiongedelangwaipo,doujinbuzhuduitadongleceyinzhixin。
zheiyangxiaqu,huijiujingzhongdudeba。
zaizenmeshuo,tayeshiwoxinhunzhangfu,dongfanghuazhuyehejinicudehua,neizhenshiyaoshouwo!
yushi,wochongjinrenqun,yishoudangzhubinkeyongguolaidejiubei,yishoukouzhuxuanbodeyoushou,xinjidihanta:“laogong,biechengqianga!”
xuanboyouxiehuanghudikanlewoyiyan,yanjingdangzheshuiguang,jiweigouren,bainendepifuyinzhefenhong,chunbiancanliujiuze。
tazhuazhuwodejianbang,zhangxinguntang,shenziyouxieyaoyaohuanghuang。
zhongrenqihong,“qinyigeqinyige!”
daxuebanzhangshenchushuangshou,xuxuxiangxia,shiyidajiaanjing。
jiezhetahuaixiaozheshuo:“haishengshiyigepengyoumeiyoujingjiu。dandajiadoushipengyou,buxiangrangxinlanggaokuashenti。zheiyangba,liangtiaolu,yaobuxinlangjixujingwanshiyigerendejiu,yaoburannimenjiewenshiyifenzhong。”
shuowanzhongrenrelieguzhang,dahanzhe:“wuhu,qinshiyifenzhong!shiyifenzhong!”
tingshuozheibianyaoqinwen,qitazhuodekerendoufenfenguolai,bawomenweigeshuixiebutong。
wozhejidixiangchangwaidejiarenqiuzhu,zhijianbamabeijizairenqunzhiwai。mamazhanzaidengzishang,gongyaoshenshou,wanfenxiaoxindipengzheshouji......luxiang。babazaipangbianfuzhetadetui,yilianzheji,bushidianqijiaojianchaozheilikan。
wofenfendizhuantoukanxuanbo,tazhanbuwensidewanyaokaozaiwojianbangshang,yishoulouzhuwodeyao,yishouzhuazhuwodeshouwan。
yanjingweibi,zishishifenleiren。
“kuaiqin!kuaiqin!”shoujishexiangtouqishuashuaduizhunguolai。
wopailepaixuanbodelian,xinjidihanta:“laogong,zenmeban?womenbeibaoweile。”
tazhouzhemeitouhengleliangsheng,meiyoudahua。
wogandaoxinsai,hezhedourangwolaimiandui?xiaoxinwoyaoniao。
zainaohonghongdechaonaoshengli,wotingdaoshenbianjiweiqingxideyizhenqiexiaosheng,ranhoushixuanbodeshengyin:“xinghaoxinghao,ganghaozhuangsi,kebunengzaihele。”
woditoukandaoxuanbojinbidezuijiao,zhidaoganggangtingdaodeshitadexinsheng。
“qiananan,zuorenkebunengwanbuqia!”banzhangdaitouxiluowo,jinjiezhehongtangdaxiao。
woqiji,shenshouniezhuxuanbodexiaba,qitahaoshilaoganjinfuzhuxuanbo。woduanqimanmanyibeijiu,zhunbeiwangtazuiliguan。
xuanbozhuangzui,shenshangbugandongdan,yizhangjunlianzhouchengletuan,zuibajinbi,feichangkangju。
jiubeiyijintadezuichun,tayaguanjinbi。“bale!”wojiangjiubeimengdifangxia。
yishouzhuaizhutadelingdai,yishoukouzhutadehoujing,wozaixinlimomodishuolesheng:“duibuzhule!”yangtouqinleshangqu。
erbianxiangqihongdongdeshenglihusheng,zhongrenzhenbeipaoxiao。xiangshiyouwushuyanhuazhaxiang,wodeerduobeihongzhadechadianshicong。
shiyifenzhong,feichangfeichangmanzhang。qingdajiabuyaomofang,gengbuyaoqihong。
renleiqinwenzheimejiu,henrongyizaochengqueyang,yingxiangdanaojineng,yijimianbuyirong。
zheibu,woliangdezuichundoukentulupile,houmiandoumeibanfapaizhao。
buguo,wohoulaifaxianyidianbuduijing。benlaishiwoqiangshikouzhutadenaodai,yidunmengqin。houlaibuzhizende,bianchengletayishoulouzhuwodeyao,yishoutuozhuwodenaodai。wojintiezaitashenshang,shuangjiaoweixuan,shenticongyaobukaishi,bianchengyigedunjiao。
zheizishi,zhendehenrangwoqueyang。
qinwenjieshuhou,woyunhuhudikanjiantazaifaxiao,duozhongrenyingjiaodiehuangdong。
“anan,nimeishiba?”tadezuichunyouyadikaihe,shengyinxuxuluoruwodeerzhong。
wochengzhunaodai,gangxiangshuowohaixing,jiezheyoutingjiantadexinsheng:“aaa!laozidechuwen!zheimeduobaichi......suanle,haixiangyaoqinqin!”
mianduitaxuweishenshideweixiao,wolenghengyisheng,taishoudangxiongjiletayiquan,dishengmadao:“bukenengle!”
tachitong,zhoumei,namendiwendao:“zenmele?”
“liu——mang——”wodengzheta,yiziyijudishuo。
许安薄彻底混乱了。
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wofaxianxuanbojuranshiyuelao!
niwenwoxinbuxin,wodangranxin。zheikeshitajinwuzaixindizuishenchudedingjimimi。
ha,haishibeiwotingdaole。
shiqingshizheiyangde。hunhoumeijitian,xuanbohuranwenwo,wodangchuheqiujunzezaiyiqishi,youmeiyoushenmemimimanzheta。
wojuedetazheigewentigewaixiqiao。nishuotaguanxinwodeganqingshiba,tajurantiwoqiannanyouxingshiwenzui。nishuotabuguanxinba,tahaizongtidaowoqiannanyou。
zaizenmede,yibanrendesiluyeshiwen,niyoumeiyouyinmanwoshenmeya?
zenmehuiyoutiqianrencaoxindewo?chufeitaduiwoqianrenyouyisi。
yushiwolingjiyidong,gaolegetanbaiju。
woxiaomimidikaojinta,jiangtadebijibendiannaoyikai,zuozaitatuishangjiaoxiaodao:“laogong,womenlaiwanzhenxinhuaba。meirenkeyiwenduifangsangewenti,yaorushihuidae。”
shuodao“rushihuida”shi,woguyishenchushizhi,qingqingdianlediantadezuichun。
ng,zheidongzuowobasuijiuhui,kan《xiyouji》xuede。
xuanboweiminzhezui,xiaodesiwen,yanjingpingshi,meiyouteyikanwo。
congwozheigejiaodu,nengkandaotaxizhangdejiemaorudieyi,touxiasisilvlvdeyinying,yandixiangshuitanyiban,dangyangzheshuiguang。
“haode,tingnide。”taweixiaozheshuo。
wozhazhayan,dengzheduquzheigexuweiguidexinlihua。
guobuqiran,tazaixinlidahan:“jiuming!shentibiantangle!kaodehaojin,woyaobuhuihuxile!”
wolianyihong,ganjincongtatuishangxialai,zhengzhengjingjingdiwanghoukaozheshuzhuo。
“hu——”wotingdaotazaixinlisonglekouqi,woyegenzhefangsongle。
woqingleqingsangzi,shuo:“neicongxianzaikaishige。niganggangneigewentihaijixuwenma?”
xuanbomolemoxiaba,lveweiyisikao,lengjingdishuo:“bu,nvshiyouxian,nixiantiwenba。”
“ng。”wodiandiantou,shouxiantichudiyigewenti,“nizhiqianzenmemeitanguolianai?”
tadanshoutuozhulianjia,yanjingzhuanlezhuan,zuihoumuguangluodaowolianshang,youxiexiunandishuo:“wobuzhidaozenmehenvhaixiangchu。zainimenkanlai,wozheiyangdegexingyinggaibijiaowuquba。”
woangqitou,xuxuwangxiadian,diandaoyibanmengrantingzhi。suiranwozaizantongbuguo,danshihaishidejitayixiezixin。
jidexiangqindeshihou,taquanchengshuohuafeichangguanfang、limao,zongshishuo“xiexie”、“qing”、“baoqian”,binghanwo“qiannvshi”。zuikepadeshi,tadiandanshi,handeshi“fuwuyuanlaoshi”。
xiaogeneigebiaoqing,ze,shifenzhibukezhixin。tayongshouzhiniezhuweiqundeyijiao,duitaditoushuo:“xiansheng,wozheiyangde,zuiduozhinengjiaoninshangshangcai。”
danshi,zicongyongyouleduxinshu,wocaifaxianwozhendejialegeshijianqinanzi。waibiaoyouduochengshuzhengpaiwenrou,neixinjiuyouduochunqingfuheiguimao。
一个字,“绝”!
yinciwoxiaolexiaoshuo:“diergewenti,niweishenmehuixiangwoqiuhun?”
zheishiwobijiaoyihuodewenti。xiangqinhouwomensuanshishizhejiaowangguoyizhenzi,wodangshihaizaiyunliwuli,meizamo
chushenmeweidaoshi,tahuranxiangwoqiuhunle。
tianna,tashejileyizhengtiandeqiuhunhuodong,xianhua、gequn、yongchi、ledui、youlunpaidui......wogandongdeyitahutu,dangchangdaying。
keshi,weishenmeni?wohennanxiangxintashiyinweiaishanglewo。
xianran,zheigewentiyerangtajuedenanyihuida,sikaoleyihuier,takanzhewoshuo:“baoqiananan,wobuzhidaozenmejieshi,danwohuijinlibiaoda。
“woganggangyeshuole,woxinggehenmen,henshaodanduhenvhaixiangchu。danshi,nishidiyigewoxiangzhudongkaojinderen。gaizenmeshuoni,jiushi,wozhiqianyixiangdaojiehunjiufanzao,danshiruguoduixiangshini,woxinlijiuhuihenkaixin。”
tazhilezhizijideweibu,xiaozheshuo:“zheili,yehuihenshufu。”
woyouxiegandong,zuohuitadetuishang,shoushenjintadeheifaliqingqingpashu,xiaodao:“nihaokeai。”
tadelianmodihonglejifen。
wojixuwen:“neini,xinliyoumeiyoudingjimimi?”
tacuokaiwodemuguang,dingzheshujiazuigaoyiceng,zuihoutayaoyaotoushuo:“meiyou,wojiushiyiputongren,nalaidedingjimimi?”
wobaizhengtadenaodai,qiangpotakanzhewo,yiziyijudiwendao:“zhendemeiyou?”
tafeikuaidihuida:“jueduimeiyou!”
wojixukanzheta,jingjingdidengdaitadexinlihua。
shijianyifenyimiaodiliushi,talveyouxiebuandipiaolewoyiyan,zuijiaoqingheyoubishang。
zuihouwozhongyutingdaoyijuqingweidehua:“biekanlabiekanla,wocaibuhuigaosuni,woshixiafandujiedeyuelaoni,zhidaozheimeduozuoshenmee?”
woneixinzhendong,xiangshidizhenshifangjianbeijulieyaohuangzhe。danwobunengrangtafaxianduanni,yushixunsulouzhutadebozi,liankaozhetadejianbang。
zaitakanbujiandedifang,wowushengdizhangdazuiba,handao:“bushiba!bushiba!”
zaichenmodihanlewushusheng“bushiba”zhihou,wozuihouwushenghandao:“ye!taibangle!”
congjinyihoukeyiluandianyuanyangpula!
zheiyiqiexuanbodoubuzhidao,zhishizaixindiyiweidihan:“haotanghaotanghaotang!”
xinqingpingfuzhihou,wosongkaita,rangtawenwowenti。
“hao。wodediyigewentishi,nvshengshuobuyao,qishishiyaodeyisima?”
“e,fenqingkuangla。niyaoxuehuifenbiannvhaidebiaoqing,taruguoshihaixiu、sajiao、duqi,neibuyaodagailvshiyaodeyisi。ruguotafeichangyansu,neitashuobuyaojiushibuyao。”
“haode,xiexieqianlaoshi!”
“......jixuba。”
“diergewenti,weishenmenvhaihuiweileaiqingzican、shenzhizisha?”
“zheishigeshehuiwentia,woxiangxiang。chuzhongshiwoyudaoguoyinweishiliangewanzishadenvtongxue,tadangshiyifangmianshiyinweitaiguoshangxin,chengshoubuzhu;lingyifangmiankenengtaxiangliyongzishazhengmingzijideai,xiangrangnanshengmituzhifan。”
“zheiyangzia,xiexie!disangewentishi,nidangchuheqiujunzezaiyiqishi,youmeiyouxiangtayinmanguoshenme?”
ke,taduiwoqiannanyouguoranyouzhinian。
wozixidihuiyileyifan,huidadao:“kendingyouyinmandeshiqing。birushuo,taxiandaoleyuehuididian,woshuomashangdao,qishiwohaimeichumen。zaibirushuo,womenqudishini,wobuhuigentashuo,qishiwohejiarenyijingquguole。”
tahuanhuandianlediantou,xindiqueshuo:“nvrenhaishitaifuza,nandongwo!zenmeban,kaoheyaoguobulela!”
wozhouzhemeitou,huyidikanzheta。
shenmekaohe?haigennvrenyouguan。guaibudetaganggangwendedoushixieshenmenvxingxuewenti。
he,buguan,yihouwoyaotihuihongxianbangyuanyangdeshuanggan!xianrangqianrenhegoupipei,zenmeyang?
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weilegaoqingchuxuanbojiujingshizenmeyangqianhongxiande,wokaishigewaiguan(gen)zhu(zong)ta。
tashiyimingzhiyetangpingjia,ebu,shejiaomingpianshangxiezhedeshi“ziyouzhiyezhe”。
baitoumentoudashui,bangwanqichuangchifan,ranhouguanjinshufangyushigejue,sheiyebuzhunjinlai。diertianjiwozuohaozaofanhoukaishishuidajue。
tajiujingancuocuodizaishufangdaoguxieshenmeao?
banyexinglai,wozoudaoshufangqian,nulichengkaichenzhongdeyanpi。fangmenxiamianluchuyixiandanguang,ouerchuanlaiyixieguaishengxiang。
woningleningmenbashou,menbeifansuodabukai。
lingchensandian,zaiguosigexiaoshiwoyaoxishushangban。ruguobubawojihuiyitanjiujing,wochizaoyaobeihaoqixinnaosi。
不入虎穴焉得虎子?
woshenxiyikouqi,jinbishuangyan,zhizhidiceshuailexiaqu。
“peng!”yishengchenzhongdemenxiang,wodiedaozaiditanshang。yunlebanke,wocaiyouliqihuhan:“a,laogongjiuming!”
shufangmenlimadakai,xuanboxuanfengbanchonglechulai。
“zenmeshuaidishanglea?”tayiliandanxin,xiaoxinyiyidijiangwodeshangbanshentuoqi。
wobuduanjinghu“haotong”,yanjingyueguotawanghoumianpiao。
banchangzhedefangmen,liuxiezhemenglongdenuanguang,luchuluodishuju、shuzhuotaideng,haiyouyitaishanzheyingguangdebijiben。
wolingguangyishan,louzhutadebozi,sanfenweiquqifensuanchudikanzhetashuo:“laogong,woganggangzuoemengle,chulaiheshuishitouhaihaoyun,buxiaoxinshuaileyijiao。”
“haotong,douyouyuqingle。”wokusu。
xuanbobawobaodaoshafashang,banguizhejianchawodeshangshi。zheiciwozhenshixiaxueben,youshouzhouhelianggexigaidoutianlewuzideyuzhong。
“biekubieku,woqunayiyaoxiang。”tashenshoucalecawodeleishui,wochouyezheqinqintadezhangxin。
dengtalikaihou,woyaoyarentong、yiqueyiguaidijinletadeshufang。
diannaodepingmuhailiangzhe,yemianmanshishiti。huadongshubiaoshangxiafangun,faxianzheijuranshiyigemingjiao“yuelaozhiyezigezhengkaoshi”detiku。
wojingyadaohebushangzuiba。zheiwanyier,haixuyaochizhengshanggang?tiantingyaozaizouxiangxiandaihuama?
jiaobushengkaojin,woganjinliulechulai,yuanyangtanghao。
“anan,wolaile。”xuanbolinzheyaoxiangkaojin,shuliandibangwopenyaoanmo。
jiuzaiwotongdezhichouchudeshihou,yigexiangfayongshangxintou。
“laogong,”wobaozhuzhentou,qishengwendao,“ruguowofanlegexiaoxiaodecuowu,nihuibuhuiyuanliangwo?”
xuanbofenxinkanlewoyiyan,zuijiaowanlewanshuo:“xiaocuobuyaojinde,biejinzhang。”
youzheijuhuawojiufangxinle,wojiangbaozhenfangdaoyaohou,jielichengqishenzicoujinta,xiaoshengshuo:“qishi,wo,wozhidaonishiyuelao。wotoutoukanlenidediannao......”
xuanbodeyanjingzaijingpianbeihouweiweizhengda,youjimiaozhonglenglengdimeishuohua。
buguowotingdaotazaixindinahan:“jiuming,wokeyifourenma?”
woganjinzhuazhutadeshoubei,yilianchongbaidishuo:“laogong,nihaolihaiya,nengjiajinizhenhao。”
tajinbengdeshentisongchixialai,zuijiaoqianqihaokandehuxian,shuqishizhifangzaichunjian,qingshengshuo:“yaotiwobaomie。woxianzaibujinyaopeiduiyinyuan,haiyouyingfukaoshi,xianzaizuoshenmedouyouzhengshu。”
“haoya。”wopengqitadelian,guaiqiaodishuo,“rangwozuonidexiaozhuliba,laogong。”
 
                 我的老公是月老
                                我的老公是月老