我的实话实说系统总想让我单身
《我的实话实说系统总想让我单身》 小说介绍
zheishiyibuyanqingxiaoshuo，jiangshulesuxiaolanguyanzhouzaikuangquanshuipinggaierdebixiajinglileyixiliejingxiancijidegushi。suxiaolanguyanzhoutianshengjubeilechaohuxunchangdetianfu，tamianlinzhelaizigefangshilidezhuishahekaoyan。zaizheigecankuershenmideshijieli，tabixubuduanchengzhangbingxunzhaozhenxiang。tabaozhebijiben，xianggegangjiedaorenwu、chenghuangchengkongdeshixisheng，qiaoxianglechanpinbujingliwangqiangdebangongshimen。“wang……lingrenpingxiyidaidejiejujiangzhenhannidexinling。
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周六下午，观云阁。
dangsuxiaolanwanzheguyanzhoudeshoubei，congcheshangzouxialaishi，zaoyidenghouzaicidegelucaijingmeitijizhe，xiangwendaoxuexingweideshayuyiyang，shunjianfengyongershang。
shanguangdengfengkuangdishanshuo，huatongxiangwuqiyiyangdidaotamenmianqian。
“guzong！qingwenwangshangguanyunintezhuxiuruhezuohuobandechuanwenshizhendema？”
“huankejituanshifouhuiyincikaichusuzhuli？”
“su**！niduihezongdezhikongyoushenmehuiying？”
suxiaolanchuanzhekaiselinweitajingxintiaoxuandeyixijianyueeryouyadebaisezhangqun，kuanshididiao，zhiganquejijia，qiadaohaochudichentuochutadeqizhi，youbuhuixiandeguofenzhangyang。tahuazhejingzhidedanzhuang，zhangfawanqi，zhenggerenkanqilaichenjingerzixin。
mianduizhekanbizhanchangdemeitiweidu，tafangzaishencedeshouhaishixiayishidizuanjinle。
raner，guyanzhouquexiantadejinzhangyibu，buzhehenjidijiangtahuzaileshenhou。tagaodadeshenqu，xiangyidujianshideqiang，weitagejuelesuoyoudefengyuheeyi。
talianshangguazhecongrongbupodeweixiao，mianduizhewushujingtou，shengyinqingxieryouli：
“geweimeitipengyou，ganxiedajiadeguanxin。guanyuwangshangdeliuyan，woxiangshuoliangdian。”
“diyi，wodezhuli，suxiaolan**，shihuankejituanzuiyouxiudeyuangongzhiyi。tade‘zhilv’，zhengshiwohewomengongsizuiweixinshangdepinzhi。huankejituanyongyuanhuiweishuozhenhuadeyuangongchengyao。”
“dier，”tadunledun，muguangsaoguoquanchang，daizheyizhongpinitianxiadeqichang，“shangyehezuo，jiangjiudeshizhenchengyushili，erbushidiandaoheibaidegongguangao。jintian，wohewodezhuliyinghezongzhiyao，qianlaipincha。womenxiangxin，zaishishimianqian，yiqieliuyan，doujiangbugongzipo。”
shuowanguyanzhouqingqingdi、anfuxingdipailepaitadeshoubei。tameiyouzaiduitashuorenhehua，danneichenwende、youlidechugan，queshunjianjiletawuqiongdeliliang。yuanlaizheijiushiyourenbingjianzuozhandeganjue。
tataiqitou，tingzhilebei，lianshangguaqiqianqiande、shuliquelimaodeweixiao，pingjingdigenzaiguyanzhoushenbian，chuanguoleneipianyoushanguangdenghezhiyishengzuchengdeconglin。
zaitaruneijianjuedingmingyundechashiqian，tazaixinli，momodiduizijishuoleyiju：
“biepa。nibushiyigeren。”
guanyungemingwei“tingtao”dechashi，neilibuzhideguyajingqiao。yishuidemingguijinsinanmujiaju，qiangshangguazhejindaimingjiadezhenji，kongqizhongfenzhedingjidechenshuixiang，wenzhilingrenxinshenanning。
dancikedesuxiaolan，queganjuezheimanshidejingmi，doutouzheyigushanyuyulaifengmanloudeyapogan。
hetianhuizaoyizaizhuweianzuo，tashenbianhaizuozhejiweizaiyeneiduoyiduojiao，zhenggexingyedouyaodousandoudedalao，yijijijiazhuliucaijingmeitidezhubian。zheizhenzhang，yuqishuoshipincha，burushuoshigongkaihuishen。
“guzong，suzhuli，erweikesuanlaile！”hetianhuireqingdizhanqishen，lianshangkanbuchusihaodejiedi，fangfowangshangdeneichangfengboyutahaowuguanxi，“kuaiqingzuo！wotedizhunbeilejinniandewuyishandahongpao，jiudengerweipinjian！”
【jinggao！jiancedaosjihuangyan！mubiaoqingxu：deyi、suanji。neixinzhenshixiangfa：“heng，lailejiuhao！jintianwoqinglexingyelizuiyoufenliangdejiweidalaohemeitizhubianzuopei，wokanniguyanzhouzaiwobuxiadetianluodiwangli，haizenmehuzhezheigexiaoyatou！jintian，wofeiyaorangnimendangzhequanxingyedemian，jiwoditourencuobuke！”】
xitongdejingbaoshengzainaohailijianruidixiangqi，dansuxiaolandexin，quechuqidipingjing。
zaitaruzheijianchashiqian，guyanzhouzaitashouxinshangqingqingyipaidewendu，heneiju“wolaizhugong，nilaifuzhu”dediyu，xiangyikedingxinwan，qusanletasuoyoudehuangkong。
tabushiyigerenzaizhandou。
takanleyiyanshenpangcongrongluozuodeguyanzhou，tashenzhihaiyouxianqingyizhi，duitajiangjieqilemianqianzheitaozishachajudelishi。neifenyundanfengqingdecongrong，rangtayechedidilengjinglexialai。
是啊，她怕什么？
tayouxitong，tayouquangongsizuicudejindatui，tahaiyou……lulaofurensongde“faqi”he“hengzhezou”dexuke。
xiangdaozheili，tadeyaogan，buzijueditingzhile。
hetianhuireqingdizhanqishen，qinzijiangyibeichadidaosuxiaolanmianqian，“suzhuli，shangcixianshanghuiyiduoyoudezui，haiqingnibuyaofangzaixinshanga。”tayongyizhongzhangbeiduiwanbeideciaiyuqishuodao，“nianqingrenma，youchongjingshihaoshi。lai，changchangwopaodecha，jiudangshiwojinipeizuile。”
taba“peizui”lianggeziyaodehenzhong，muguangquesaoxiangzaizuodegeweidalaohezhubian，neiyisibuyaneryu：nimenkan，wozheigezuoqianbeide，zitaiyijingfangdezheimedile。
【jinggao！sjihuangyan！neixinzhenshixiangfa：“xiaoyatou，helezheibeicha，jiudengyurencuo！jintiannisidingle！”】
suxiaolankanzheneibeicha，naohailidexitongjingbaofengkuangzuoxiang。
danzheici，tameidengxitongjitaxiadazhiling。
tazhudongdi，zaixinli，duizijixiadaleyigemingling。
——qiyong，《beidongshiyinyangguaiqi》！
tataiqitou，lianshangluchuyigetianmeiyouwugudexiaorong，shuangshoujieguochabei，yongyizhongqingcuiyueerdeshengyinshuodao：
“aiya，hezongninzhenshitaikeqile！wohaiyaoxiexieninni！”
“e？”hetianhuiraoyouxingzhidikanzheta。
“xiexieninrangwoshanglehuitoutiaoya！”suxiaolanzhalezhayanjing，yilian“tianzhen”，“suiranneixiewenzhangbaninxiedexianggeshouleweiqudexiaoxifu，bawoxiedexianggezhangshiqirendeeba，danninfangxin，woyidiandoubujieyi！nengyongwode‘huaimingsheng’，laichentuoninlaorenjiade‘degaowangzhong’，yesuanshiwozheigezuowanbeideyidianxinyima！”
【ding！《yinyangguaiqi》jinengshuliandu+50。suzhuyichubuzhangwozaibuchufa‘shihuashishuo’deqingkuangxia，zhudonggongjidejiqiao。】
“噗——”
shenhoubuyuanchu，yigezhengzaipangtingdemeitizhubian，yikouchazhijiepenlechulai。
erhetianhuineizhangxiaohehedelian，zaiyici，yirouyankejiandesudu，jiangyingle。
suxiaolanzheifanhua，kansimianruanwuli，shizeshiyijijiqigaomingde“yiroukegang”。tameiyoufouren，meiyoubianjie，fanerdadafangfangdi“chengren”leziji“xiaozhangbahu”de“zuiming”，bingyongyizhongjinhusajiaodewanbeizitai，jiangqiguiyinwei“weilechentuonindehao”，shunjianjiujianghetianhuijingxinyingzaode“shouhaizhe”xingxiang，sikaileyidaohuajidekouzi。
bukuishilaohuli，hetianhuideliansezhijiangyingleduanduansanmiao，bianxunsuhuifuleneifuxiaohehedemoyang。
tafuzhangdaxiaoqilai：“hahahaha！hao！haoyigelingyalichidesuzhuli！”takanzhesuxiaolan，yanshenliquecuizhebing，“xianzaidenianqingren，jiuquezheifentanlvheruiqi！”
tahuafengyizhuan，buzailihuisuxiaolan，ershikanxiangzaizuodelingyiweibaifacangcang、zaiguoneijingjixuejiedegaowangzhongdezhanglao，lianshangluchuletongxinjishoudebiaoqing。
“zhanglao，ninkan，xianzaidenianqingren，genwomenneishihoukezhenshibuyiyangle。womenneishihou，jiandaoqianbei，doushibigongbijing，naliganzheime‘tanlv’a？shangyehezuo，kandeshishili，danlishu，yeshimenmiana。”
taqiaomiaodi，jiangmaodundehexin，cong“shangyejiufen”touhuangainiandaole“daodeliyi”shang。
zheishiyigejiqiyinxiandexianjing。
zhanglaofulefuyanjing，chenyinlepianke，huanhuankaikoudao：“hezongshuodeyeyoudaoli。nianqingrenyouhuolishihaoshi，danyeyaodongdezunzhong。yanzhoua，nidezheigezhuli，queshishi……fengmangtailulexie。”
【jiancedaomubiaozhanglao，qingxu：zhonglipianbuman。neixinzhenshixiangfa：“zheixiaoguniangqueshiyoudianchongdongle，buguohetianhuizheilaohuliyebushihaodongxi，xiankankanxizaishuo。”】
suxiaolanneixinfengkuangtucao：“lailelaile，jingdiandelaoqianbeidaodebangjiahuanjie。xiayibushibushijiuyaoshuo‘wochideyanbinichidefanhaiduo’le？nengbunengyoudianxinyi？”
zaichangdeqitarenyefenfenfuhe：
“shia，hezongbijingshiqianbei，suzhulizheimeshuohua，queshiyoudianguole。”
“xianzaidenianqingren，taifuzao，budongdezangfeng。”
yishijian，suoyoudemaotoudouzhixianglesuxiaolan。taganjuezijixiangshibeiyizhangwuxingdedaodedawangkunzhule，dongdanbude。
jiuzaihetianhuidezuijiao，jijianggouqiyimodeyideweixiaoshi，yizhichenmobuyudeguyanzhou，zhongyufangxialeshouzhongdechabei。
“dong”deyishengqingxiang，quexiangyijizhongchui，qiaozailesuoyourendexinshang。
“zhanglao，geweiqianbei，”guyanzhouhuanhuankaikou，shengyinbuda，quedaizheyizhongburongzhihuide、chenwendeliliang，“geweishuode‘lishu’he‘zunzhong’，wofeichangrentong。”
taxianshikendingleduifangdeguandian，rangsuoyourendouyiweitayaokaishixunchizijidezhuli。
raner，tahuafengyizhuan，muguangbianderuilierzhencheng：“danworenwei，duihezuohuoban、duiqianbeizhenzhengdezunzhong，buzaiyushuoleduoshaojupiaoliangdechangmianhua，erzaiyu，shifounengnachubaifenzhibaidezhencheng。”
tademuguangsaoguoquanchang，zuihouluozailehetianhuishenshang。
“wozhisuoyikanzhongsuxiaolan，shenzhipogetibata，bushiyinweitayouduolingyalichi，ershiyinweitashenshangyoudangjinshangchangzuixiquedepinzhi——zhenshi。tajiuxiangyimianjingzi，nengzhaochusuoyoudexuweihehuangyan。huoxu，zheimianjingziyoushihouhuiyinweitaiguoqingxierxiandeyouxieciyan，dantaquenengbangzhuwomenhuanke，zaifenfanfuzadeshangyehuanjingzhong，bokaimiwu，kanqingbenzhi，bimianwomenyinweiyixiedongtingde‘gushi’erzuochucuowudejuece，congerduiwomendegudongheyuangongzaochengwufawanhuidesunshi。”
“duiwoeryan，”tadeshengyinkengqiangyouli，“yongzuizhenshidetaidu，qumianduimeiyicihezuo，caishiduihezuohuoban，duizheigeshichang，zuidadezunzhong。woweiwoyongyouzheiyangyiwei‘zhenshi’dezhuli，ergandaojiaoao。”
yifanhuashuodeshizhidiyousheng，dishuibulou。
tameiyouzhijiefanborenheren，queyongyizhonggenggaoweidudegeju，zhongxindingyile“zunzhong”dehanyi。taqiaomiaodijiangsuxiaolande“wuli”，shenghuaweilehuankejituan“qiuzhenwushi”deqiyewenhua，jiangtadegerenxingwei，bianchenglezhenggegongsidejiazhiguantixian，shunjianniuzhuanlejushi。
suxiaolanzaixinlifengkuangguzhang：“haojiahuo！laobanzheishuaiguo，abu，zheishenghuagejudenengli，biwodexitonghaigaoji！xuedaolexuedaole，yihoumoyubeizhuajiushuoshiweilechendiansikao、youhuagongzuoliucheng。”
zheiyixia，lundaohetianhuiheneijiweidalaoyakouwuyanle。
tamenruguojixuzhizesuxiaolanmeilimao，jiudengyushizaigongranfandui“qiuzhen”，shizaituichong“xuwei”。zheigemaozi，sheiyedaibuqi。
chashilideqifen，zaicixianruleweimiaodejiangchi。
hetianhuiganjuezijidexueya“ceng”diyixiajiushanglaile。tajingxinbuzhidedaodexianjing，juranbeiguyanzhouyongyitao“qiyewenhua”dezuhequan，jiqingsonghuajiele。
takanzheguyanzhouneizhangnianqingquechenwendelian，xinlidiyici，shengchuleyisizhenzhengdejidan。
dantabijingshizonghengshangchangduoniandelaohuli，tazhidao，zijihaiyouzuihouyizhangwangpai。
“hao！haoyige‘qiuzhen’deqiyewenhua！guzongguoranshinianqingyouwei，jianjiedudao！”hetianhuizaiciguqizhanglai，lianshangjichuxiaorong，danneixiaorongli，yijingdaishangleguzhuyizhidehenli，“jiranguzonghesuzhulidourucituichong‘zhenshi’，neiwomenjiudakaitianchuangshuolianghua！”
tamengdizhanqishen，muguangrudao，zhicisuxiaolan。
“suzhuli，shangcihuiyi，nishuowogongsidexinpianshi‘luosifenwei’de，shuowomendecangkujianzai‘dixia’。jintian，dangzhezheimeduoqianbeihemeitipengyoudemian，wobuyaonidaoqian。wozhiyaoninachuzhengju！”
tadeshengyindouranbagao，daizheyigubirendeqishi：“ruguoninengnachuzhengju，zhengmingwohetianhuizaihezuozhongyourenheqipianxingwei，wodangchangjinizhencharencuo，bingqiehuiyejituanliketuichuzheicihezuo，congcibuzainimianqianchuxian！danruguoninabuchuzhengju……”
“neini，jiubixuweinidefeibang，dangzhesuoyoumeitidemian，xiangwo，xianghuiyejituan，jugongdaoqian！”
图穷匕见！
zheicaishihetianhuijintianzhenzhengdeshazhao！
taduding，suxiaolanyigexiaoxiaodezhuli，juebukenengzaizheimeduandeshijiannei，nadaotagongsidehexinshangyejimi。tashangcishuodeneixie，buguoshipingzhexiaocongminghuluancaicebale。
zhiyaotanabuchushizheng，neitazhiqiansuoyoude“zhenshi”，jiudouchengle“feibang”！daoshihou，wulunguyanzhouzenmebianjie，zaitieyiyangdeshishimianqian，doujiangcangbaiwuli！
suoyourendemuguang，zaicijujiaozailesuxiaolanshenshang。
suxiaolandexin，yetidaolesangziyan。taxiayishidikanxiangguyanzhou，quekandaotalianshangyijiushineifupingjingdebiaoqing，shenzhihaiduita，toulaiyige“biepa，kanwode”deanfuyanshen。
jiuzaihetianhuiyiweizijishengquanzaiwo，dengdaizhesuxiaolanjinghuangshicuoshi，guyanzhoubujinbumandi，congsuishendegongwenbaoli，nachuleyitaipingbandiannao。
taxiuzhangdeshouzhizaipingmushangqingqingyidian，jiangpingmuzhuanxiangzhongren。
“hezong，jiranninzheimexiangkanzhengju，neiwomenjiulaikandian‘zhenshi’dedongxi。”
tadeshengyinbuda，queqingxidichuandaolemeigerendeerduoli。
pingmushang，shouxianchuxiandeshiyizhangchaogaofenbianlvdeweixingditu，dingweididian，zhengshihetianhuikouzhongneige“chengnanzhinengcangchuzhongxin”desuozaidi。
“zheishiwomenweituoshangyeweixinggongsi，zaizuotianxiawusandianpaishedaodeshishiyingxiang。”guyanzhoudeshengyin，xianglengjingdepangbai，“dajiakeyikandao，zheipianquyu，chulejitaizhengzaishigongdetuituji，heyipianganggangpuhaodediji，meiyourenhedishangjianzhu。zhiyuhezongtidaode‘dixiaqianrushi’sheji，womenyezixunleguoneizuidingjidejianzhujiegougongchengshi，tamenbiaoshi，zaimuqiandejianzhujishuxia，yaojianzaoyigenengmanzuzhinengwuliukuaisutuntuxuqiudeshiwanpingmijidixiacangchu，qigongchengnanduhejianzaochengben，kanbixiujianyizuoditiezhan，gongqizhishaoxuyaosannian。erhuiyejituannadaozheikuaidi，caiganggangsangeyue。”
hetianhuidelianse，shunjianbiandecanbai。
然而，这还没完。
guyanzhoushouzhiyihua，pingmuqiehuandaolediergewenjian。neishiyifenxiangjindegongshangdiaochabaogao。
“lingwai，guanyuguigongsiyinyiweiaode‘zizhuyanfaaixinpian’，”guyanzhoudemuguang，xiangyibafenglideshoushudao，yicuncundiqiegezhehetianhuizuihoudeweizhuang，“womenchadao，qisuoweidegongyingshang‘yuanxinkeji’，zhucezibenzhiyoushiwanyuan，canbaorenshuweiling，zhucedizhi……”
tadunledun，jiangbaogaoshangdedizhifangda，qingxidizhanshizaizhongrenmianqian。neishiyijiamenmianxiaxiaode，guazhe“zhengzongliuzhouluosifen”zhaopaidejiebianxiaodian。
“……shiyijiaweiyuchengzhongcundeluosifendian。womenyouliyouhuaiyi，guigongsidexinpian，queshiyoukeneng，shisuansunweide。”
“轰——！”
ruguoshuo，zhiqiandejiaofenghaizhishianliuxiongyong，neimecike，guyanzhoupaochudezheiliangfentiezheng，jiushiliangkeyinbaoquanchangdeshenshuizhadan！
chashili，shunjianluanchengleyiguozhou！
zaizuodedalaohemeitizhubianmen，quandouxiangjianleguiyiyang，lianshangxiemanlezhenjinghefennu。tamenzhongyumingbai，zijijintian，chadianjiuchengleyigejingtianpianjude“jianzhengren”he“beishuzhe”！
hetianhuicheditanruanzaileyizishang，mianrusihui，yanshenkongdong，zuilinannanziyu：“bukeneng……nimenzenmehui……bukeneng……”
他完了。
tazhidao，tachediwanle。
taqiansuanwansuan，meisuandaoguyanzhouzheigenianqingren，bujinbuanchanglichupai，xingshifenggegengshidishuibulou，zaojiujiangtadedipaidiaochadeyiqingerchu！tajintianshexiadezheigehongmenyan，zuizhong，jingchengletazijide“duantoutai”！
dangneijiazhucedizhiwei“luosifendian”dexinpiangongsiqingxidichuxianzaidapingmushangshi，suxiaolandeneixindubaiyijingxiangcheyunxiao：“shafengle！laobanzheinalishilaipinchade，zheifenmingshidaizhezhunbeihaodepptlaizuojinzhidiaochabaogaode！hetianhui，niresheibuhao，reyigebagongsidangjiadegongzuokuangmo！anxiba！”
【xitongtishi：mubiaohetianhui，huangyanbeidangzhongchuochuan，shehuixingsiwangjindu99%，qingxu：bengkui。】
quanchanghuaran，hetianhuicheditanruanzaileyizishang。
guyanzhouzhanqishen，jugaolinxiadikanzheneigeyijingshihunluopodelaohuli，shengyinlengdexiangbing。
“hezong，xianzai，nihaixuyaowodezhuli，xiangnidaoqianma？”
suxiaolankanzheyanqianzheixijuxingdeyimu，kanzheshenbianzheigehetayiqibaipingleyiqiedenanren，tingzhenaohailixitongneixingzailehuodetishiyin，diyicijuede，shangbanzheijianshi，haoxiang……yeting**de？