完蛋，我在怪诞世界被砍脑袋
《完蛋，我在怪诞世界被砍脑袋》 小说介绍
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menyituikai，loutijiandedengguangxiezhaoxialai，luodaofangjiujiaobian。
takeyimeijiangmenbanwanquantuikai，zhiluchuyidaomianqiangnenggenmenwairenmianduimianjianghuadejianxi，jingtiyouyouxiejinzhangdiwenleyiju。
“哪位？”
“物业的。”
zuobianliuzhezhongzhangfadegaogezinanrenfuwenmaozi，biaoqingyansudikaikou：“womenshoudaolinjujubao，shuonizheijianfangdongjingtaidaraominle，guolaikankandaodizenmehuishi。”
方九怔了怔神。
tagangcaiyongdiannaopingmugenchaoziranxianxiangdazhanshijihuihe，zhongtuhaijiazazheliyadeguikulanghao，dongjingqueshibuxiao，beishangmentousuyesuanshiqingyoukeyuan。
jiushizheiwuyedexiaolvyetegaole——tagangzouwanguiyingmeiduojiu，qidoumeichuanyunni。
fangjiuzhenglileyixiasilu，juedingxianbiangeliyoumenghunguoguan。
“wodayouxini，guochengjidongledian，buhaoyisiha。”
“dayouxi？”gaogeziwuguanyuanzhouqimeitou，“dageyouxiyongdezhezheimedadongjing？”
“genduiyouchaoqilaile。”
fangjiugangadixiaolexiao，“duimadeshihoumeishouzhushenger，shizaibuhaoyisi，xiaciyidingzhuyi！”
gaogeziwuguanchenmojimiao，henrenzhendidaliangfangjiuliangyan。
fangjiuhenmingxiancongduifangyanzhongkandaolehuaiyi、jingti，yijiyixieshuobuqingdaobumingdeqingxu，yizhiyufangjiuchanshengleyizhongcuojue——duifangbingbushizaidaliangyigeren，ershizaidaliangyijianchongmanyidiandeteshuwupin。
jiuzaizheishi，pangbiandeaigeziwuguanyuanmaolechulai。
tadetaidumingxianyaobipangbiandegaogeziwenhexuduo。
“neishenme，womengongshigongban，zongdejigebilinjuyigejiaodai，nengmafannirangwomenjinquzhuanliangquankanliangyanbu？fangxin，jiushiquerenyixianiqueshimeizaizuoshenmeluanqibazaodeshi，querenwanzhihoumashangjiuzou，danwubuletaizhangshijian。”
“wonengzuoshenmeluanqibazaodeshi……”
fangjiuxiaoshengdigu，zhuantoujiuxiangqigangcaishijifenzhongneifashengdeshi，xianshiyizhenchenmo，jiezhezhudongrangkaidaolu：“neinimenjinlaiba，danshibiedaitaijiu。”
“好嘞！”
liangmingwuyeguanliyuanduishiyiyan，suihouyouaigezidanduyirenzoujinfangjian，tadaishangxietaohou，biankaishizaifangjianlidaochuzhuanyou。
fangjiuzhishiqingmiaodanxiedisaoleduifangliangyan，jiubuzaiguanta——fanzhengxianzaineidaoguiyingyijingxiaosan，liyayoubushi**，kendinghuizijizhaogewenjianjiaduoqilai，duifangjibenshangbukenengzhaodaoshenmechaoziranxianxianghenji。
huashuohuilai，jiusuanzhenjitamenzhaodaole，zhengchangrengujiyebuhuichaoneigefangxiangxiang。
bijingsheinengcaidaofangjiuganggangzai《haohange》dejiachixia，wulidanshaleyizhichaoziranshengwu？
guoledagaisanfenzhong，aigeziwuyeguanliyuandazhiguanchaguosuoyoufangjianhou，huidaoleloutijian。
“怎么样？”
gaogeziwuguanyuanlengbingbingdixunwenyiju。
“没啥问题。”
aigezibazaliangxiazui，zhuantoukanxiangfangjiu：“jiushiwoshilidediannaopingmuhuaile，neishizenmehuishi？”
“wodade。”fangjiusuikouhuidayiju，“genduiyouduimalebanxiaoshi，zuihouhaishimeinengshouhuhaozijidejiaren，haibeiduifangzhuizhemabianlezhengzhangzupu，shizaiqibuguo，xiayishijiujilediannaopingmuyiquan。”
“yiquan？”aigeziwuguanyuantoulaizhiyidemuguang。
fangjiuzheihuiernaozizhuandefeikuai，mashangmingbaipingmudeposunhenjigenbenbushiyiquannengzaochengde，lianmanggaikou：“neishihouqishangtoule，jibudejiquanle，kenengshiwuliuquanhuozheqibaquan，jibuqingle。”
aigeziyanzhongdeyihuohaimeiwanquanxiaojie：“niyibianmarenhaiyaoyibiantingjingzhongbaoguo？”
fangjiushunjianduanzhenglianse，“fangshouzhangejizijijiadianqishi……henzhengchangba？”
aigezidaoxiyikouliangqi，zhuomolebantianmeizhuomochuzheijuhuadeluojipozhan，zhinengtichuzuihouyigeyidian：“zhuozipangbianhaiyouyidaobanmizhangdeliekou，haitingxin，neiyoushizenmelaide？”
fangjiudunledun，jixufahuizijidexiabainengli：“e，neishiwogerendehuaixiguan，meiciduimameimaguojiunadaokanliangxiaqiangbi，rijiyueleijiubianchengzheiyangle……bijingyebunengzhennadaokanrennishuoshiba？”
aigezi、gaogezi；“……”
zheirenyuanqishibushitaizhongle？
gaogeziwuguanyuanbiaoqingfuza，bielejimiaocaixiangchuyijuquanweidehua：“yihoujinliangkongzhiyixiaqingxu，yuanqibiezheimezhong。”
fangjiukuxiaoliangsheng，yingfushidihuiyingliangju：“yidingyiding。”
liangmingwuguanyuangezichenmo，doumeiyouzaikaikou。
fangjiukanfenweiyedaozheile，yishouanzhumenba，zhunbeijieshuzheichangduihua：“meishenmebiedeshileba？”
“meishi，nizaodianxiuxi，biezainongchuneimedadongjingle。”
“xing，yihouyidingzhuyi。”
fangjiuneixinsonglekouqi，huanhuanjiangdamenguanshang。
砰。
suizhemenchendexiangsheng，502shidedamenguanbi。
loutidaodedengguanglongzhaozailiangrentouding，liangzhifeichongweizhedengguang、putengchibang，laihuipanxuan。
liangrenwushengdiduishiyiyan，suihouhenyoumoqidizhuanguotou，zouxiang502shiduimiande501shi。
501shidemenbanxuyanzhe，zhiluchuyitiaoxiazhaidefengxi。
liangrenzoujin501shinei，xiaoxindijiangmenguanshang。
wuneiliangtangdeguangmangzhaoliangliangzhanglvexianpijuandelian，yucitongshi，wuneibuduandichuanlailingluandejiaobusheng，yidaodaochuanzheheisezhongxingkuijia、daizhekanbujianliansedetoukuiqihei，yaojianguazhepeiqiangderenyingzaifangjiangechulaihuizoudong，kanqilaigewaicongmang。
liangrenqueshiwushilezheixiezidairewuqidedazhilao，zhuantoukaishifenxiqi502shideqingkuang。
“老福。”
dabanchenggaogeziwuguanyuandehuashengxianyibukaikou，“nizailimianmeikandaoshenmeguaidongxi？”
“shouxian，wotamaxingxia！”
“qici，shihualaishuo……haizhenmeishenmeguaidongxi。”
xialuotesuishoujiangmaozidiudaoyipang，paoqupangbiandebingxianglinaleyipingbinghongcha，gudonggudongshuangleliangkou，“dan502deyezhu……shijiaofangjiulaizheba？tadejieshiyitahutu，mingxianshixiabianluanzao。”
huashengtuiletuiyanjing，“woyejuedetazaishuohuang。”
“shiba。”xialuoteliangshouyitan，manlianlisuodangran，“genrenduimazenmekenengfang《jingzhongbaoguo》？kendingfang《nizhan》a！”
华生：“？”
nigaolebantianjiuguanzhuneipobgmni！
xialuotezheihuihaiyangtousishiwuduhuainiancongqian，“neishihouwangbaduimajiuzhizhezheishoudangzhange，wogennishuodangnianwokeshiwomenxiaoxuedefengyunrenwu，quwangbadoudedaishijihaoxiaodi，laobancongbushouwowangfei，woxiangchishenmekouweidepaomiandouranglaobanqinzijiwopao！kexia……wodewangzhezhiluzhichixuleyibannianjiujieshule。”
huashengkanletayiyan：“yinweinimalaile？”
“bushi。”xialuotehuidadao，“wobadeheiwangbajiweichengniankaijibeizhuale。”
neiwangbahezheshinibakaide？
“nanguaile。”huashenglijieleyiqie，“nimeitiandaizheshijihaoxiaoxueshengwangnibaneipao，bubeizhuajiuyouguile。”
“youbudoushiwodecuo，wojitalakeliuliangtahaidexiexiewoni。”
xialuotebaichewanguoqu，zhuanerqingleqingsangzi，“jiangzhengjingde，502shiqueshimeishenmewenti，qima【biaomianshang】meishenmewenti。”
huashengtingchulexialuotedeyisi，taiqizuoshoukuaisusaoleyiyanshoubiaoshangdeshuzi：“yiduzhibiaoyehuidaolezhengchangzhi，kanlaiganggangzaizheidonggongyulifashengde，zhishiyiciduanzander2jixianshiniuqu。”
“wentijiuzaiyuzheicixianshiniuqudaodiniuquleshenme？”
xialuotexiaoshengdiguyiju：“shijianzhou？yinguolv？kongjianxiangliang？”
huashengmanmanyouyoudipiaochuyiju：“shuobudingshiba《nizhan》niuquchengle《jingzhongbaoguo》。”
xialuotezuijiaochoulechou，tingchuhuashengzheishizaiyongbuzhengjinghuiyingzijidebuzhengjing，gangxiangkaikou……
yimingjidongzhenyaduideduiyuanjiumaizhechenzhongdejiaobu，chaoliangrenzoulai。
tashanglaijiushiyijibiaozhundejunli，taiduyansudidaduanzheiduiyititegongdeshuabao。
“baogao，501shiyijibensouchawanbi，muqianfaxian【yichanggeti】yimei，zanwuqitayichangxianxiang。”
“【异常个体】？”
huashenghexialuotetongshifanyingguolai，jiulianxialuotedouhuanshangyizhangyansudebiaoqing，mashanggenjinzheiweizhenyaduiyuandejiaobu。
liangrenraoguojijinfulanfachoudezhuoyi，caizhejimanhuichendedizhuan，zaiqiangjiaozhizhuwangdezhushixiazoujin501dewoshi。
zaineili，tamenkanjianyigedahaodeguanlijutezhidaizi，limianzhuangzheyijuwutoude、routiyiyou70%baiguhuadeshiti。
napameiyouzuiweihairendekuloutou，guangshikandaozheijuboziyixiashangweiwanquanbaiguhua，haiguazheshaoxuxuerouqieyouquchongrudongdeshishen，jiuzuyilingdabufenputongrengandaobuanshenzhiexin。
gengbietizheijianwoshineirengmimanzhelingrenshenglibushideechou，neishirenroufubaihoudeqiwei，nengzaizheiguidifangdaishangshimiaobutudousuanshixinlichengshounenglijiqiang。
xinghaohuashenghexialuotedoubushizhengchangren。
duiyu‘yititegong’laishuo，zheizhongchangjingwanquanjiushixiaoerke。
huashengculvedisaoguoliangyanzheijuwutoushiti，naoneichanshenglebushaoxiangfa，dantaxuyaozhaogerenlaiyinzhengzijidesilu。
talisuodangrandikanxiangzijidehaodadangxialuo。
“你怎么看？”
“嗯……”
xialuotedingzhebaigushitichenmoliangjiu，qijianduocimocaxiaba、laihuiduobu，ouerkaojinyououeryuanli，meitoushizhongjinjinzhouzhe。
pangbiandejidongzhenyaduiyuanshikeguanzhuzhexialuotededongxiang，jibianmeigerendelianbudoubeiqiheidetoukuizhegai，kanbujianbiaoqing，dankeyiquedingdeshi，tamenmeigerencishidouhuaichuaizhehaoqihejidongdexinqing，dengdaixialuotededaan。
bijingzheikeshineiwei【xialuoke·fuermosi】deyikongjiantongweititegong，meiyourennenggoujujueyichanghanchanglinlidetuilishengyan。
zhongyu，xialuotedejiaobutingdun。
jidongzhenyaduiyuandemuguangsuodingzaixialuoteshenshang，huxitongshiyizhi。
jijingwushengdekongjianli，xialuotezhongyujichulezijidedaan。
“sizheyinggaishigejiqineixiangderen。”
huashengtingwantiaoletiaomeitou。
“你怎么知道的？”
xialuotemanlianyansu：“yinweinikan，tadoumeilianjianrenle。”
huasheng、jidongzhenyadui：“……”
几秒钟后。
xialuotebeihuashengchuaichulewoshi。
faxiewanneixindenuhuo，huashenglengzhelian，pailepaishou，yongxiangliangdeshengyinbatongyangbeizhengwuyudezhenyaduiyuanmendehunjizhaolehuilai。
“xianbieguanneigejingshenbing。”
huashengshenxikouqi，muguangsuodingzaiqianfangdewutoubaigushitishang：“zheijushitibenshenbingbuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshitadeshenfen。nimenquedingtajiushi501shidezhuhu──zhouxiongshima？”
qizhongyimingzhenyaduiyuanhuidadao：“shide，dnaxinxiyijingjinxingguobidui，querenshizhouxiongbenrenmeicuo。”
“他死了多久？”
“genjushiguqingkuangpanduan，zhishaosilelianggeyue。”
“ng，jiushiwentisuozaile。”
huashengkanzhemianqianzheijubaiguhuachengdujigaodeshiti，shensegewainingzhong：“diaochayuandebaogaoxianshi……zhouxiongzaoshangbadiancaigangqucaishichangmaiguocai。”
“erneigeshihoudeta，queshishihuozhede。”