《我的性缘脑室友》 小说介绍
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《我的性缘脑室友》 1 免费试读
1
室友是个性缘脑。
zhiyaoyouyixingduokantayiyan,tadounengnaobugezhongzishichulai。
junxunjiaoguanzhishifuletayiba,tajiuzaizhuxitaishangdangzhongbiaobai,haishenyepashanglejiaoguandechuang:
wanghongzhubozhishijiaolexiatademingzi,talimadaikuanxiadan,haipaodaoduifangdechengshibenxian,peiduifangyiqikaidaxiujiemu。
genglipudeshi,tazaichuanghongdengyiwaichuchehuohou,juranjuedeneigewushiduosuidelaonanrenzaiguyiliaota。
wohesheyouhaoxinquanshuo,taquezhizheduantuizhigaoqiyang。
“nimendongshenme?wushiduosuihao,wushiduosuicainengtengren!”
“zaishuole,tazhangdeneimeshuai,shuobudingerziyehenshuai,fuziyiqisihouwo,tianna,xiangxiangjiu......”
kanzhetazaibingchuangshangjiazhezhentouzhandoudemoyang,woyaoleyaotou,dandingditaochudianhua。
“liushu,tachuanghongdengzaixian,jiderangtapeiqian。”
1.
dayijunxunzhanjunzideshihou,yinweitianqiyanre,jiashangtashentibenlaijiuxu,henkuaijiuyundaole。
jiaoguanzhanzaipangbian,jiushunshoufuletayiba。
jieguohoulaimeitianchifan,tajiumanlianxiuhongditoumiaojiaoguan。
junxunpaobudeshihou,tayezongshixiangfangshefadizhuangrouruo,zhuangkelian,haikeyidongdaoxiwai,xiangyinqijiaoguanzhuyi。
wobenlaixiangzheguanxinyixia,jieguotaqueturanhongzhelianfachuyishengjianjiao。
“a~~~juranbeinifaxianle,jiaoguanxihuanwozheijianshi,bunengwaichuane。”
woheqitalianggeshiyouyilianmangran。
ketayijingkaishidiediebuxiu。
“dangchutachongguolaifuwodeshihou,wojiufaxianle,tashikedouzaiguanzhuwo。”
“bumannimenshuo,tafuwodeshihou,haichenjinielebarenjiadexiongni,aiyahaohaixiu~”
zuishangshuozhehaixiu,dantaqueniudongzheshenti,yifu**dongqingdemoyang。
pangbiandeshiyoukanbuxiaqu,renbuzhukaikoutixing:“huibuhuishinixiangtaiduole?”
fangyuanyuandunshimianlubushan:“nifangpi!nijiushijiduwoxiongda,nigefeijichang!”
shiyouqideliantonghong,womenganmangquanzu。
fanzhengjunxunhenkuaijiuyaojieshule,jiusuantazaizenmehuanxiang,yehuanxiangbuleduojiule。
kebucengxiang,taqueshenshendidairuleqizhong。
bujinmeitiangezhonggenzaijiaoguan**houmianxianyinqin。
suizhejunxunjieshuderizikaojin,tameitiandouzaisushelijiaolv,yigerenduizhejingzishenshentaotao,shuoyaogenjiaoguanyiqisiben。
zaijunxunwanhuidangtian,tachongdaotaishang,dangzhequanxiaotongxuedemian,nazhehuatongdashenggenjiaoguanbiaobai。
“jiaoguan,congnimowodeneitian,wojiushenshenaishangleni!”
“nidaiwozoubajiaoguan,jiaoguan,meiyouniwokezenmehuoajiaoguan......”
bumingzhenxiangdexiaoyoumenfenfenqihong,gaohanzhezaiyiqi。
kanzhejuguangdengxia,fangyuanyuanneizhangyouguangzengliangqiezhangmanquebandelian,jiaoguanrendoushale,xiangdoumeixiangjiuyizhengyancidijujue:“fangyuanyuantongxue,nihaixiao,yiqieyaoyixueyeweizhong。”
benyiweizheichangnaojujiucijieshu,kefangyuanyuanhuidaosushehou,limahuanshanglexingganliaorendexiaoduanqunheluqizhuang,jichongchongjiuyaochumen。
wowentaqunaer,tazhihuilejuquxiangshourensheng。
我没有太在意。
kediertianzaoshang,xiaoyuanqunlichedibeiyitiaoresoushuaping。
yourenpaileshipin,fangyuanyuanzuowanzhanzaijiaoguanmenkou,yishanbuzheng,kuhanzheshuojiaoguanduitabufuze,yaopaoqita。
womensushesanrenmianmianxiangqu,zheicaizhidao,yuanlaifangyuanyuanzuowanjingranpaoqujiaoguansushequle。
jiaoguanyigebuzhuyi,tazhijietuoleyifutangzaichuangshang,zenmeshuodoubukenzou。
houlaishibeijiaoguanyingzhuaichumenqude。
zheicaiyoulehoumianyixiliedeshiqing。
danduiyujiaoguandejieshi,quemeijigerenyuanyimaizhang。
henduorendoujuede,nayounvhaiziyuanyiyongzijideqingbailaiwumiebieren。
zhiyouwomensushesanrenhenqingchu,fangyuanyuanzhendejiushichuncuidexingyuannaobale。
jiaoguanyinweizheijianshishoulechufen,fangyuanyuanfaneryiyuechengledayixinshenglidechiqingnvda。
benyiweizheijianshisuizhejiaoguandelikai,jiudaociweizhile。
kefangyuanyuanqueyanshangyinle。
tafeiyaojianchizijideshiliantuifeirenshe。
lajibureng,zaoyebuxi。
chishengdewaimaihedoushengchongle,doubukendiu。
womenzhibuguotixingyiju,tajiuwuzheerduojianjiao。
“wodoushilianle,nimenyoumeiyoudiantongqingxina?!”
shuowan,tajiubachuanglianyila,sheidoubuli。
weilebubeikoufen,womenyezhinengqiangrenzheexinbangtashoushi。
zuihou,haishiyinweitazaicesuoshangcesuomeichong,beisuguanayidailegezhengzhe,zhijietongbaopipingleyidun,tacaishoulianleyixie。
kenengshizijuelikui,tazhudongjiwomendaoleqian。
kantasihuhuifudaozhengchangshenghuo,womenyejiumeiyouzaijixuzhuijiu。
bijinghaiyousiniandedaxueshenghuo。
2.
houlaideyiduanshijian,tameigezhoumodoukaishiyebuguisu。
richangdebiaoxianyeyuelaiyueqiguai。
bujinhuaqianruliushui,erqiezhenggerenkanshangqudoumingmeilebushao。
sushezhangtixingguota:“ayizuijinzaijianchayebuguisurenyuan,huikoufende。”
fangyuanyuanyijiusihaobuzaiyi,fanermanlianchaofeng。
“nimendonggepi!womeiwanchuqushizaigenwonanpengyouyiqizhengqian!”
tayiliandeyidigaosuwomen,shuotashilianqijianyudaogenanzhubo,henshuai,erqieshuohuahenyoumo。
“nidoubuzhidao,dangshitajiaowodemingzi,shijiaobaobaoe,womenbenxiandeshihou,takemailile,shuoyaohewoyiqifadacai!”
tashenzhijiwomenzhanshitamendeliaotianjilu。
zhiyiyan,wojiukanchulewenti。
liangrenrenshisantian,nanzhubojiuzhudongyuetajianmian。
fangyuanyuanchangdaoziweihou,kaishiyifabukeshoushi,buguanduifangtichushenmeyangdeyaoqiu,douyiyimanzu。
shenzhiyouxiebiantaideyaoqiu,tadoubuhuijujue。
jiuzaizheishi,neigenanzhubofalaixiaoxi。
【baobei,wokaihaofangle,jinwanjidejiudianqiane。】
fangyuanyuanlimatiantiandehuifu:“haodebaobei,womashangjiulai~”
dengtaguaduandianhua,wohaoxintixing:“hulianwangshuihenshende,nihaishixiaoxindian,biebeipianle。”
fangyuanyuanfanlegedadadebaiyan。
“tubaozi,denglaoniangfadale,nimendaoshihoubieshangganzhetianwojiuxing。”
shuoba,tadabandehuazhizhaozhan,dabulikai。
“shenmerenmazheishi......”
寝室长忍不住吐槽。
我叹了口气。
“bieguanle,woshangwangchaguo,fangyuanyuanzheizhongjiaoxingyuannao,yixingrenhezaibierenkanlaidejudongdouhuibeitazidonglijieweishizaizhuiqiuta......”
“woyijingdasuanhuanqinshile,nimenyejinzaogenfudaoyuantiba。”
kemeixiangdaobanye,qinshizhangdeshoujixiangle,shifangyuanyuandalaide。
jietongyiting,duimianqueshigehenyansudenansheng。
“nimenshifangyuanyuandejiashuma?”
“tayinweichuanboyinhuiseqing,xianzaibeiwomensuojuliu,nimenfangbiandehua,guolaijiaoyixiafakuan。”
dengwomenjiaoshangfudaoyuangandaohou,yiyanjiukandaofangyuanyuandunzaijiaoluoli,yishanbuzheng。
jiandaowomen,tahaoxiangjiandaolejiuxingban,dashengrangrang:“jiangyan!shiyi!nikuaigaosutamen,wohewonanpengyoushihefazhengqian,womenshibeiyuanwangde!”
yipangdejingchafanzaodinieleniemeixin。
jingguolejiehouwomencaizhidao,tahetaneigezhubonanpengyougaodeshineizhongseqingzhibo,jingchahaijiwomenkanledalemadejietu。
zhikanleyiyan,wojiujimangyikaishixian。
shizaitailayanjingle,tajuranhaiwanduoren......
kefangyuanyuanzijiquesihaomeijuedezijifanlefa,wuzijiaoxiao。
“womenjiushizhengchangdexiangshoubale,sheiguidingnannvbuneng**le?wodoushiziyuande,nipingshenmeshuowofanfa!?”
zhiyutaneigenanpengyou,gentakouzhongyoudianxiaoshuai,shanliangwenrou,bakuaifujiwanquanbudabian。
yingyaoxingrongdehua,jiushiyigesishisuihaitudingdeyounizhongniannan。
yebuzhidaofangyuanyuanzenmenengxiadequzui。
wentayaojialilianxifangshi,tajiuku,shuotajiatiaojianbuhao,wunaicaizuozheixieshiqingde。
yizhihaodaodiertianzaoshang,shizaimeibanfa,fudaoyuantitajiaolefakuan,youbeijingchayitongjiaoyu,caideyilikai。
huiqulushang,tahaizaidigu,shuojingchazhangshiqiren,shuotahetananpengyoushizhenai。
qidefudaoyuandoubaocukoulikaile,tacaiyilianbufudibishangzui。
kehaimeidaoxuexiao,yiwaiyoufashengle。
3.
起因也很让人无语。
fangyuanyuandizhetou,ziguzidiwanshouji,jieguochuanghongdeng,beiyiliangbinlizhuangshangle。
cierdechacheshenghedewochadianshoujidoudiaodishang。
taitouyikan,jiujiandaofangyuanyuanlangbeidizaimalushanggunlejiquan,xiaotuiguiyideniuquzhe。
tazhengzhazheqishenjianjiao:“a!!!wodetui!!”
kanqingkuangsihuhenyanzhong,womenyebugandayi,ganmangshangqian。
wokanleyiyan,qingshenganwei:“yinggaiguzhele,qianwanbieluandong,woyijingdadianhuajiaojiuhuchele。”
fangyuanyuanyilianweiqu,zuilimagebuting:“sheikaichea,yanxialeshibushi?!”
jiuzaizheishi,binlidechezhukaimenzoulechulai。
kandaoduifangdemianrong,worenbuzhuyileng。
zheibushiwojiasijiliushuma?
simuxiangdui,liushulianseyibian,woganmangyaotou,shiyitabuyaoshuochuwodeshenfen。
congshangxuekaishi,wojiubeijiaoyu,chumenzaiwaibuyaotaizhangyang。
youqishifangyuanyuanyoushigeqipa,beitazhidaowojiaqishihenyouqiandehua,shaobuleyouyaonaochushenmeshiqing。
jiexialaifashengdeshiqingyezhengming,wodezheigejudongjianzhitaizhengquele。
jiandaoxizhuanggelvdeliushu,fangyuanyuandeyanjingshunjianjiuzhile。
youqishizaikandaobinlichedechebiaoshi,jiuchameiliukoushuile。
liushuzoudaojinqian,henlimaodikaikou:“xiaoguniang,buhaoyisizhuangdaonile,jiuhucheyihuierjiudao,nifangxin,yiyaofeiheqitafeiyong,wo......”
budengtashuowan,fangyuanyuanjiuhongzhelian,yilianxiusedikaikou:“meiguanxidedashu~jiushinitaiyingle,zhuangderenjiaxiamianhaotenga~”
我:......
bujinshiwo,zhouweirenyebeizheikaikoudeleirentaicizhenjingdebuqing。
刘叔更是一脸尴尬。
haoburongyidengdaojiuhuchelai,bafangyuanyuansongshangjiuhuchehou,liushucongsonglekouqi,liuxialianxifangshizhuanshenjiuzou。
daolecheshang,hushijitazuobaozhadeshihou,tadoulazhewoqiaoqiaoxunwen。
“neigeshushuhaoshuai,haowenrou,wokanguole,tashoushangmeiyoujiezhi,yidingmeijiehunba?”
woyouxiewuyu:“nidouchengzheiyangle,haiyoukongguanzhurenjiadaibudaijiezhi?”
“jiusuanrenjiazhendedanshen,ninanbuchenghaixiangjiaguoqu?”
fangyuanyuanlimajiaoxiudiwulian:“aiya~renjiajiushisuikouyiwen,caimeixiangjitashenghaizini!”
wozhijuedeweiliyouxienanshou。
zheiwangshangduixingyuannaodejieshihaishitaishoulianlexie。
jiuyifangyuanyuanzheiyangdeweili,bieshuonanren,wohuaiyijiusuanluguodegonggouduokantayiyan,douhuibeitayyyitong。
daoleyiyuan,jiaoyiyaofeideshihou,tayougezhongmaican,shuozijimeiqian,rangwoxianjitadianfu。
我耸了耸肩。
“dianfumeiwenti,danshinidexianxiegeqiantiao!”
fangyuanyuandengdayanjing,yilianbukezhixin。
“womenkeshihaopengyoua,nizhiyuzheimejinjinjijiaoma?wonadaopeichangkuanbujiuhaijinilema?!”
wotanshou:“diyi,womenbushihaopengyou。”
“dier,wodexiguan,renherenjieqian,douyaodajietiao,niyaoshijieshoubule,jiuzijixiangbanfa,nibushimashangyaochengweibaiwanfuwenglema?jiqiankuainabuchulai?”
fangyuanyuanqidehaiyaobibilailai,wozhijiezhuantoujiuzou。
“aiaiai,biezoubeizou,woqian!”
她急了,赶忙答应。
wofuleqianhou,tabujinmeiyouganxie,fanerkanxiangwodemuguangmanshiyuanhen。
对此,我只是冷笑。
tazheifuzuotai,sihutarujindeshangtongshiwozaochengde。
zheizhongrenjiushibaiyanlang,duitazaihaodoumeirenheyiyi。
paiwanpiandashangshigaohou,tacailaoshitangzaibingchuangshang。
jiuzaizheishi,liushuganlaile,shoushanghaitizheshuiguohebupin。
fangyuanyuanlimadiuxiashouji,duleduzui,yongneizhonghennirendeshengyinkaikou:“dashu~nizenmelaidezheimemanya?”
“renjiadouxiangnileni。”
4.
worenbuzhudalegehanzhan,luqixiuziyikan,jipigedachadiandiaoyidi。
liushugangadihuiying:“wodanwulegongzuo,xuyaobaobeiyixia。”
“haoba~neirenjiayuanliangnilee。”
fangyuanyuanbaichuyifuxiaonverdeweiquzitai,jiaoshengdao:“neirenjiadeyiyaofeizenmebanya~renjiazhishiyigexiaoguniang,youmeishenmeqian,genpengyoujieqian,tajuranyaorenjiadaqiantiaoni~”
shuozhe,tahaiguyibailewoyiyan。
liushunaolenaotou,henshichengdikaikou:“jieqiandajietiaohenzhengchanga,woyejingchangzheiyang,pabierenlaizhang。”
wopuchixiaochusheng,fangyuanyuanqidechuilexiatui,jieguoganghaochuidaolezijishoushangdetui,tengdecanjiaoyisheng。
“a~renjiahaotongedashu~”
tayanleiwangwangdikanzheliushu,sihuxiangyaohouzhelaianweiziji。
liushuqueshi“bujiefengqing”。
“nizhiqiandeshangdequeshiwozhuangde,danganggangzheiyixiakegenwomeiguanxi,jiaotongshigunidasuansile,haishizhengchangzouchengxuni?”
“shenmeyisia,renjiatingbudongye。”fangyuanyuanshizhichuozhelianjia,yifutianzhenwuxiedemoyang。
“tingbudongzijibuhuishangwangchama?”
fangyuanyuanbushandidenglewoyiyan,zheicaidiadiadikaikou:“wobuhuiweinannide,dashu,ninbangwobayiyaofeifulejiukeyile。”
liushukanlewoyiyan,wobuliuhenjididiandiantou。
刘叔这才点头。
“wohaiyoushi,dengnichuyuanhoubajutidedanzijiwojiuhao。”
fangyuanyuanjile:“dashu,zaipeipeirenjiama~”
keliushuyijingbatuipaole。
fangyuanyuanbumandipielepiezui,xiepielewoyiyan,yiyousuozhi:“aiya,turanhaoxiangchishuiguoa。”
我无动于衷。
tatigaosangyin:“woxiangchishuiguo!”
wochixiao,yijiubudali。
fangyuanyuanbumandidengzhewo:“jiangyan!wogennishuohuani,nilongleshiba?!”
“womeilong。”woyilianhaoxiaodikanzheta。
“nixiangchishuiguoguanwopishi?”
fangyuanyuanqideyaoya:“nidengzhe,dengwojiaruhaomen,worangnichangzidouhuiqing!”
worenbuzhuxiaoyi:“nizenmezhidaoninengjiaruhaomen?neishushunianjineimeda,shuobudinghaizidouyoule。”
“你懂个屁!”
fangyuanyuanchixiao,sihuhenbuxiedemoyang。
“nianjidacaidongdetengren,zaishuo,neidashukanshangquneimeshuai,jiusuanyouerziyeyidinghenshuai,daoshihoufuziliangyiqisihouwo,xiangxiangjiujidongni~”
tashuozhe,zuochuyigerangwochengmujieshedejudong。
tashuangtuijiazhebeizi,dongqingdirudongqilai。
wodunganexin,xiangdoumeixiangjiupaohuisushe。
huiqulushang,wojiliushudaqudianhua。
“liushu,chezisongqujianchalema?yaohuaduoshaoqian?”
“大概几万块吧。”
“xing,buhejiele,tachuanghongdeng,fuzhuyaozeren,jiderangtapeiqian。”
刘叔有些惊讶。
“tabushinipengyouma?”
我呵呵冷笑。
“不熟。”
我的性缘脑室友