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wojiaochenzhou,chuanyuele。didian,qingyunzong,waimenzayifang。shenfen,yigecebuchulinggendefeiwu。
genwotongqijinlaide,zuicidedouyouweilinggen,tiantianpantuizuozaineier“yinqiruti”,ganshoutiandijiandelingqi。
jiuwo,pidouganshoubudao。zhanglaomozhewodegutou,tanlekouqi,shuo:“quzayifangba,haodaiyoukoufanchi。
”yushiwojiulaizheierle。meitiandegongzuojiushipichai、tiaoshui、jishitangdezhuyaoweishi。zheitianxiawu,
wogangweiwanneitoubiwohaizhuangdezhuyao,chuaizhelianggeheiququdemantouwangzijiwulizou。luguowaimendeyanwuchang,
yiqunshixiongshijiezhengzailianjian。jianqisousoude,daiqidefengguadewolianteng。“yo,zheibushichenzhoume?
”yigeshengyinxiangqi。wotaitou,shilufei。tongqilitianfuzuihaodeyige,danxitianpinleilinggen,
rumensangeyuejiulianqiercengle,yijingbeineimenzhanglaoshouweiqinchuandizi。tazhangderenmogouyang,
shenbianweizhehaojigeren,kanwodeyanshenjiugenkanlubianyituogoushiyiyang。wobuhangsheng,dizhetouxiangraoguoqu。
“zhanzhu。”lufeiyibukuadaowomianqian,“chuaizheshenmehaodongxi?nachulaijishixiongkankan。
”tagenbenbushiyaokan,jiushixiangzhaocha。womeibanfa,tankaishou,luchuneilianggeyouganyouyingdeheimantou。
zhouweiderendouxiaole。“wohaiyiweishishenmebaobeini?yuanlaishilianggezhushi。”“lushixiong,
nigentafeishenmehua,yigemeiyoulinggendefeiwu,gentazhanyikuaidouzanglenidexie。”lufeihenmanyizheizhongchuipeng。
taxiabataidelaogao,yongyanjiaopiaozhewo,“chenzhou,niyeshi,haodaishigenanren,jiubunengzhengkouqi?
youzheixiangongfu,duoquganyingyixiatiandilingqi,shuobudingnineishitounaozinatianjiukaiqiaoleni?
”woxinlimaleyiju“**”,mianshanghaishineifusongyang,“lushixiongjiaoxundeshi。”“gunba。
”tahuihuishou,xianggancangying。wodizhetou,kuaibuzouhuizijidexiaopowu。wuliyigumeiweier,
chuangbanyingdeluoren。wobamantourengzaizhuoshang,congchuangdixiatuochuyigepoxiangzi。dakaixiangzi,
limianquanshixiebierendanglajirengdiaodedongxi。jikuaiyanseqiguaideshitou,yixieduandiaodefeijiansuipian,
haiyoujigenyaoshoushenshangbaxialaidejin。lufeitamenyaoshikanjianle,dexiaodegengdasheng。zaitamenyanli,xiuxianzhe,
jiugaigenlingshi、fabao、danyaodajiaodao。zheixiepolan,lianlajidouburu。danwobatamendanggebao。
wobaikaiyikuaiheibuliuqiudeshitou,chouzhelimiandewenlu。ng,huangtiekuang,jiushiliuhuayatie。
pangbianneikuaihongsede,shichitongkuang。woshangbeizi,shigedianqigongchengshi。suiranjiushigeningluoside,
dandaxuelidejichuzhishihaimeiwangganjing。zheibangxiuxiande,naoziliquanshijirou。tamenzhidaozenmeyonglinglidianhuo,
zenmeyonglinglicuishengzhiwu,dantamenyagenjiubuzhidaozheigeshijiedebenzhishishenme。tamenbuzhidao,
zhiyaobatongkuanghehuangtiekuangpaozaisuanyeli,jiunengzaochuyigejianyidehuaxuedianchi。yaoshoudejin,
shizuihaodejueyuanti。feijiansuipianlidejingjin,shizuihaodedaoti。zheixiewanyier,shiwodexiwang。
wocongyigepoguanzilidaochudiansuanguodezhiye,baliangkuaishitoupaojinqu。ranhou,wonachuyigenjixidetongsi,
zheishiwocongyizhangfeiqidefulushangchaixialaide。fushihuafu,xuyaoyongyunhanlinglidecailiao,
zheitongjiushiqizhongzhiyi。tamenzhizhidaoyong,buzhidaotichun。wobatongsideyitoudazaitongkuangshishang,
lingyitoudazaihuangtiekuangshishang。ranhou,wopingzhuhuxi,yongshejian,qingqingpengleyixiatongsi。
yiguweiruodedianliucuanguo,shetoushangchuanlaiyizhenmasusudechugan。woxiaole。chengle。
zheigeshijiedediyigedianchi,danshengle。suirandianyadidekelian,danzheishiconglingdaoyidetupo。
woxiaoxinyiyidibazheigejianloudezhuangzhizanghao。menwaichuanlaijiaobusheng。“chenzhou!
guanshirangniquhoushanjindiwaimianqingsaoluoye!”shilingyigezayi,jiaowangsan。“zhidaole。”woyingleyisheng,
ganjinbaxiangzituihuichuangdi。houshanjindi,shizhenggeqingyunzonglingqizuinongyudedifang,danyeshizuiweixiandedifang,
jushuolimianfengyinzheshanggudayao。womenzheixiezayi,zhiganzaizuiwaiweihuodong。wokangzhesaozhou,
mantuntundiwanghoushanzou。tianseyoudianyin。houshandelubuhaozou,quanshisuishizi。woyibiansaodi,
yibiantoutoudizaidishangjianshitou。zheikuai,cishi。neikuai,haoxiangshishiying。zheibangxiuxiandezhenshibaotiantianwu,
zheimehaodeyuancailiao,jiurangtamentangzaidishang。yaoshijiwoyigeshiyanshi,wonengjitamencuogefadianjichulai。
turan,tiankongzhongchuanlaiyishengjianxiao。wotaitouyikan,yidaojianguangcongjindifangxiangfeilechulai,waiwainiuniude,
genhezuilejiuyiyang。jianguangshangzhanzhegeren,zhengshilufei。taliansecanbai,yifushanghaiyouxueji。jinjiezhe,
youyidaojianguangzhuilechulai,sudugengkuai,qishiyegengqiang。“lufei!nigantouwode‘zidiancao’!
”houmianderenyishengnuhou。shineimendelizhanglao,chulemingdepiqihuobao。lufeihedehunfeiposan,
yujiangenwutoucangyingyiyangluancuan。“shifujiuwo!shifujiuwo!”tadahan。woganjinsuodaoyikuaidashitouhoumian,
zheizhongshenxiandajia,fanrenzaoyang。lizhanglaoyankanjiuyaozhuishangle,shouzhiyiqiajue,yidaoleiguangjiupileguoqu。
lu.feihedejianjiao,mengdiyiguaiwan。neidaoleiguangcazhetadefeijianguoqu,meipizhongta,
fanerpizailepangbiandeyikeqianniangushushang。“honglong”yishengjuxiang。zhengkeshushunjianbeipichenglejiaotan,
haimaozheheiyan。qiangdadelinglibodongzhendewoqixuefanyong,chadianyikouxuepenchulai。wosisipazaidishang,
yidongbugandong。zheijiushixiuxianzhedeliliang。yidaoshishoudefashu,jiuyouzheimedadeweili。woneidianpingpingguanguan,
genrenjiayibi,queshixianggexiaohua。lufeizuizhonghaishibeitashifu,yejiushilingyigezhanglaojijiuzoule。
lizhanglaomamalieliediyezoule。houshanyouhuifulepingjing。wocongshitouhoumianpachulai,hunshendoushitu。
wokanzheneikebeipichengjiaotandeshu,xinliyidiandouxiaobuchulai。wuligan。judadewuligan。zaizheigeshijie,
meiyouliliang,nilianzuorendezunyandoumeiyou。lufeishitianzhijiaozi,touledongxidouyourenbao。woni,
taxiangmajiuma,xianglanjiulan,woliangepidoubuganfang。womanmanzoudaoneikejiaotanshupangbian。
kongqizhonghaiyouyiguchouyangdeweidao。wodunxiashen,jianqiyikuaibeileipiguodemutou。mutouyijingtanhuale,hencui。
wohuranxiangqileshenme。tan。gaochundudetan。woshangbeizikanguoyigejilupian,zuizaodedengpao,
dengsijiushiyongdetanhuadezhusi。woyanjingliangle。wobaneixieleipiguodemutan,xiaoxinyiyidishoujinhuaili。
huiwudelushang,wobuzidouqingkuailebushao。qutamadewuligan。nimenyounimendeyangguandao,
woyouwodedumuqiao。nimenxiuxian,woxiudian。kankanzuihou,sheinengxiaodaozuihou。dangtianwanshang,
wobamenchuangdoudusi,dianleyizhanhunandeyoudeng。wocongxiangzilinachuwode“dianchi”,
haiyoujintianjianhuilaidetanmu。wobatanmuyidiandianmochengxisi,
zaizhaolaiyigebeiwotoutouzangqilaidetoumingliuliping。zheishishangciyigeneimendiziliandanzhaluhou,
woconglajiduilijianlaide,pingzimeisui。wohualeyizhenggewanshangdeshijian,batansixiaoxindifengjinliulipingli,
choudiaolimiandekongqi,zaijieshangwodetuzhidianchi。dangwoheshangzuihouyigekaiguanshi。
liulipinglineigenheisedetansi,shanshuoleyixia,ranhou,liangleqilai。
yidaoweiruode、danwubiwendingdejuhuangseguangmang,zhaolianglewodexiaopowu。guangbuqiang,
danzuyikanqingzhuoshangdemeiyidaowenlu。biyoudengliang,haimeiyouyan。wokanzhezheizhandeng,jiuxiangkanzhezijidehaizi。
wodexinzangzaipengpengkuangtiao。wozhidao,congzheiyikeqi,zheigeshijie,yaobuyiyangle。diertian,
wochuaizheneigebaobeiliuliping,quzhaolezayifangdeguanshi。guanshishigewushiduosuidelaotou,xingliu,
lianqisancengdexiuwei,zaiwomenzheixiezayimianqian,neijiushitian。tazhengmizheyan,tangzaiyaoyishanghecha。
“liuguanshi。”wodiantouhayaodicouguoqu。tayanpidoumeitai,“shenmeshi?”“guanshi,
wo……wozuolegexiaowanyier,xiangjininqiaoqiao。”“e?”talailedianxingqu,zhengkaiyan,“nachulai。
”woxiaoxinyiyidiconghuailitaochuwode“diandengpao”,lianzheneigezhuangzhesuanguozhidetutaoguandianchi。
liuguanshizhouqilemeitou,“zheishishenme?yiduipolan。”“guanshi,ninqiaohaole。”wobalianggentongxianyipeng。
dengpaoliangle。juhuangsedeguangmang,shunjianxiyinleliuguanshidemuguang。tamengdicongyaoyishangzuoleqilai,
yibaqiangguodengpao,fanlaifuqudikan。“zhei……zheishishenmefaqi?tazenmehuifaguang?
limianyemeiyouzhurulinglia!”tayilianzhenjing。“huiguanshi,zheibushifaqi,shiwozijizhuomochulaide,
jiao……jiao‘yemingzhu’。”woxiabianleyigemingzi。“yemingzhu?”liuguanshixianranbuxin,
“yemingzhushitiancaidibao,quantoudayikejiujiazhiliancheng,nizheige……popingzi,yenengjiaoyemingzhu?
”suiranzuishangbiandi,dantazhuazhedengpaodeshouquemeisongkai。“guanshi,wozheigesuiranbibushangzhenzhengdeyemingzhu,
danwanshangkangeshu,xiegezi,biyoudengqiangduole,haimeiyan。”wojilituixiao,“erqie,zaojiabianyi。
”“bianyi?”liuguanshiyanjingyiliang,“duobianyi?”“cailiaodoushixiemeirenyaodepolan,buzhiqian。
”liuguanshiyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan,dingzhewo,“chenzhou,nizheidongxibucuo。zheiyangba,niba**fangfajiaoshanglai,
wojinijiyigong,yihouzongmendezanghuoleihuo,jiubuyongniganle。”woxinlilengxiao。zheishixiangkongshoutaobailanga。
jiyigong?yigongnengdangfanchima?“guanshi,zhei……zheishiwohaoburongyicaizhuomochulaide,
shichifandejiahuo……”wozhuangchuweinandeyangzi。“zenme?nibuyuanyi?”liuguanshilianchenlexialai,
yigulianqisancengdeweiyachaowoyaguolai。woganjuexiongkouxiangbeishitouduzhule,huxidoukunnan。danwoyaozheya,
meisongkou。jishu,shidiyishengchanli。wobisheidouqingchu。woyaoshijintianbafangzijiaochuqu,
mingtianjiudebeitachuaihuizhuquan。“bushibuyuanyi,”wojichuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong,
“zhishi……guanshininyezhidao,womeilinggen,zheibeizijiuzheiyangle。jiuzhizhezheidianxiaoshouyi,huanjikuailingshi,
jiwojialirenjihuiqu。”woyagenjiumeijiaren,chunshuxiabai。liuguanshiyiting,liansehuanheledian。
xiuxianzheyejiangjiuyinguo,duanrencailu,rusharenfumu。suirantabuzaihuwozheizhongfeiwudesihuo,
danchuanchuqubuhaoting。“neinixiangyaoshenme?”tawen。“woxiangyaogenzongmenzuoshengyi。”woguqiyongqishuo,
“wolaizuozheige‘yemingzhu’,maijizongmen,yige……shoushikuaixiapinlingshi,ninkanzenmeyang?
”yikexiapinlingshi,gouwomenzheizhongzayichiyigeyuedebaofanle。zuibianyidezhaomingfu,yizhangyedesankuailingshi,
erqiezhinengliangyigewanshang。wozheige,zhiyaodianchilidesuanguozhimeigan,jiunengyizhiliang。xingjiabi,wanbao!
“shikuailingshi?nizenmebuquqiang!”liuguanshiyipaizhuozi,“yigepopingzi,jikuaiposhitou,
niganyaoshikuailingshi?”“guanshi,shouyizhiqiana。”wopeizhexiao,“ninxiangxiang,neimendeshixiongshijiemen,
nagebuquezheige?tamenwanshangxiulian、kanshu、huafu,yongzheigeduofangbian?shikuailingshiduitamenlaishuo,
jiushimaomaoyu。”liuguanshichenmole。taxindongle。zheiwanyieryaoshizhennengpiliangshengchan,
jueduishigezhuanqiandemaimai。tayaoshibazheishengyizhuazaishouli,youshuikendingshaobule。“wukuailingshi。
”tashenchuwugeshouzhitou,“yigewukuailingshi。wobangnigenshangmianshuo,yihounizuode‘yemingzhu’,
zongmenquanyaole。danshi,fangzinidejiaojiwobaoguan。”“guanshi,fangzizhenbunengji。”wotaidujianjue,
“buguo,wokeyichengnuo,zheidongxizhimaijizongmen。erqie,meimaichuyige,
wojinin……yikuailingshidexinkufei。”liuguanshideyanjingchediliangle。yigeyikuai,shigejiushishikuai,
yibaigejiushiyibaikuai!tayitianleisileihuo,zongmenfadeyueqianyejiushikuailingshi。“chengjiao!”tadangchangpaiban,
“nixianzuoshigechulai,wonaqujishangmiankankan。”“haolei!”wodaxiguowang,“buguoguanshi,
wozheicailiaobugou,tebieshineizhongnengdaodiandetongsi……”“baozaiwoshenshang!”liuguanshidabaodalan,
“kufanglineixiebaofeidefaqifuluduodeshi,niqutiao!suibianna!”“xiexieguanshi!”wobaozhewodedengpao,
xinggaocailiedipaole。beihou,liuguanshikanzhewodebeiying,yanshenlishanguoyisitanlan。yigemeiyoulinggendefeiwu,
zoulegoushiyun,haixiangbajishuzuanzaishouli?taitianzhenle。dengnibadongxizuochulai,
youdeshibanfarangnibafangzituchulai。wodangranzhidaoliuguanshimeianhaoxin。danwobuzaihu。
woxianzaixuyaodeshishijian,shiziyuan。youlezongmenzheigepingtai,wocainengbawode“dianlidiguo”jianliqilai。
dengwoyoulezugoudeliliang,yigexiaoxiaodezayiguanshi,suandeleshenme。wonazheliuguanshijidelingpai,
diyicizoujinlezongmendekufang。limianduimanlegezhonggeyangde“laji”。duandiaodefeijian,posuidekaijia,
shixiaodezhenpan,yongguodefulu……zaibierenyanli,zheishifeipindui。zaiwoyanli,zheishitiantang。zheiliyoutie,
youtong,youmiyin,shenzhihaiyouxiewojiaobuchumingzidexiyoujinshu。
zheixiedoushizhizaogezhongdianqiyuanjiandejuejiacailiao!woxiangyizhidiaojinmigangdelaoshu,xingfendizailimianfanzhao。
woxuyaodaliangdetonglaizuodaoxian,xuyaotielaizuocitie,haixuyaoshiyinglaizuobandaoti……wodemubiao,
kebujinjinshiyigexiaoxiaodedengpao。fadianji、diandongji、diancipao、shenzhishi……jisuanji!
yigeyoudianliqudongdexiuxianshijie,huishishenmeyangzi?woguangshixiangxiang,jiujidongdefadou。jiexialaidejitian,
wobazijiguanzaiwuli,fengkuangdigao“shengchan”。youlechongzudecailiao,wodedianchiyeshengjile。
woyong**daitilesuanguozhi,yongxinpianhetongpianzuodianji,zaochulefudadiandui。dianyagengwending,dianliangyegengzu。
dengpaolidetansiyehuanchenglegengnaiyongdewusi。zheishiwocongyizhongjiao“wujinshi”dekuangshilitilianchulaide。
neibanglianqishizhizhidaoyongtalaizengjiafeijiandeyingdu,genbenbuzhidaotaderongdianyouduogao,shizuodengsidejuepei。
yigexingqihou,shigezhanxinde、liangdukanbiwushiwabaichidengde“yemingzhu”,baizaileliuguanshidezhuoshang。
liuguanshikanzheneishigeminghuanghuangdedengpao,halazidoukuailiuxialaile。“hao!hao!hao!”talianshuosangehaozi,
“chenzhou,nigandebucuo!zheishiwushikuailingshi,nixiannazhe。”tadijiwoyigechendiandiandedaizi。
wojieguolingshi,xinlilekailehua。chuanyueguolaizheimejiu,diyicijiandaozheimeduoqian。“guanshi,
neizanmendehezuo……”“fangxin!”liuguanshipaizhexiongfu,“woyijinggenshangtoushuohaole。nizheidongxi,
yihoujiushiwomenzayifangdujiagongyingdebaobei!niyihoujiuanxinzuodongxi,biedeshenmedoubuyongguan!”tashuozhe,
jiubaozheshigedengpao,xingchongchongdizoule。wokanzhetadebeiying,zongjuedeyoudianbuduijing。taishunlile。
shunlideyoudianbuzhengchang。dandaoshoudelingshishizhende。woyemeiduoxiang,nazheqian,xianqushitanghenhendicuoleyidun。
yourouyoujiu,chidewomanzuiliuyou。zhouweidezayikanzhewo,yanshendoubianle。xianmu,jidu,haiyouyisijingwei。
zaizheigeshijie,youqian,jiushidaye。chibaohezu,wohuidaowodexiaopowu,zhunbeijixuwodeyanjiu。
kewogangtuikaimen,jiulengzhule。wulizhanzhelianggeren。yige,shilufei。lingyige,woburenshi,
danchuanzheneimendizidefushi,yiliandejuao。wodechuangbanbeixiankaile,
neigezhuangzhewosuoyouyanjiuchengguohebanchengpindexiangzi,beifanlegedichaotian。wodexin,shunjianchendaolegudi。
“nimenganshenme?”woshengyinyoudianfadou。lufeilengxiaoyisheng,congdishangjianqiyigewozuoleyibandexianquan,
“chenzhou,keyiani。meixiangdaonizheizhongfeiwu,haizhennenggudaochudianshangbuletaimiandedongxi。
”“bawodongxihaijiwo!”wochongleguoqu。pangbianneigeneimendiziyijiaochuaizaiwoduzishang。
wozhenggerenfeilechuqu,zhuangzaiqiangshang,ganjuewuzangliufudouyiweile。“yigezayi,yegangenwomendongshou?
”neigeneimendizibuxiedicuileyikou。lufeizoudaowomianqian,yongjiaocaizhewodelian,zaidishangnianlenian。
“chenzhou,wowenni,neigehuifaguangdepingzi,nishizenmezuochulaide?”tajugaolinxiadiwen。“wobuzhidao!
”woyaozheya。“zuihaitingying。”lufeijiaoshangjialedianli,“woshixiong,shizongmenlianqitangdezhishi。
taduinineigexiaowanyierhenganxingqu。shixiangde,jiubafangzijiaochulai。buran,woyoudeshibanfarangnikaikou。
”wozheicaimingbai。yuanlaibushiliuguanshi,shilianqitangderenkanshanglewodedongxi。liuguanshineigechunhuo,
kendingshiweileyaogong,bashiqingtongdaoshangmianqule。lianqitang,neikeshizongmendeyaohaibumen。tamenkanshangdedongxi,
neijiushitamende。woyigezayi,nashenmegentamendou?“wo……wozhendebuzhidaoshenmefangzi。
”wohaizaizuiying,“jiushiyunqihao,xianongchulaide。”“haizuiying?”lufeiconghuailitaochuyigedengpao,
zhengshiliuguanshinazoudeneishigezhiyi。tabadengpaohenhendizazaidishang。“pa”deyisheng,liulipingsuileyidi。
“wozaiwenniyibian,fangzi,jiaobujiao?”wodeyanjinghongle。neishiwodexinxue。“bujiao!”wohoulechulai。
“hao,henhao。”lufeixiaole,“kanlaibujinidianjiaoxun,nishibuzhidaomawangyeyoujizhiyan。”tashuowan,
yijiaocaizaiwodeshoushang。“kaca”yisheng。gutouduanle。jutongchuanlai,wocanjiaoyisheng,chadianyunguoqu。
“shuobushuo?”“wo……shangzaoba!”woyongjinquanshenliqimadao。“zhaosi!”lufeitaiqijiao,
zhunbeichaowonaodaishangcaixialai。jiuzaizheishi,menwaichuanlaiyishenghechi。“zhushou!”shiliuguanshi。
takandaowulideqingjing,liandoubaile。“lushizhi,zheishiganshenme?”lufeikandaoliuguanshi,shouhuilejiao,
danyijiuyilianxiaozhang,“liuguanshi,zheishinibieguan。zheixiaozitoulelianqitangdedongxi,womenshifengminglaidiaochade。
”“toudongxi?”liuguanguanshiyileng,“bukeneng!zhei‘yemingzhu’,mingmingshitazijizuochulaide!
”“tashuoshenmenijiuxin?”lufeilengxiao,“yigelianlinggendoumeiyoudefeiwu,nengzuochuzheizhongdongxi?
fenmingjiushitabuzhidaocongnatoulaidefangzi!”“zhei……”liuguanshiyeyouyule。queshi,zheishitaifeiyisuosi。
“liuguanshi,ren,womendaizoule。”lufeibujiliuguanshishuohuadejihui,yihuishou,
neigeneimendizijiuxiangtuosigouyiyang,bawocongdishangtuoleqilai。wotengdemantoudahan,
lianzhengzhadeliqidoumeiyou。wobeitamentuochulezayifang,tuoxiangleneimen。zhouweidezayidoukandaole,
danmeiyouyigerenganshanglaibangmang。tamenzhishiyuanyuandikanzhe,yanshenlichongmanletongqinghexingzailehuo。
wokanzhetamen,xinliyipianbingleng。wozhidao,wowandanle。jinlelianqitangdedipan,shisishihuo,
jiuyoubudewole。wosuoyoudenuli,suoyoudexiwang,zaijueduideshilimianqian,doushigexiaohua。wobuganxin。
wozhendebuganxin。lianqitangdeshenxunshi,genwoshangbeizizaidianyinglikandechabuduo。yinan,chaoshi,
qiangshangguazhegezhonggeyangdexingju。weiyidequbieshi,zheixiexingjushangdoukezhefuwen,shanzhebuxiangdeguang。
wobeibangzaiyigebinglengdetiejiazishang,shoujiaodouyongyizhongteshudeliaokaosuozhe,
lianyisilinglidoudiaodongbuqilai——suiranwobenlaiyemeiyou。lufeihetaneigeshixiong,zhoutai,
jiuzuozaiwoduimianhecha。“chenzhou,wozaijinizuihouyicijihui。”zhoutaifangxiachabei,manyouyoudishuo,
“ba‘yemingzhu’de**fangfa,yizibuchadixiexialai。wokeyizuozhu,raonibusi。
”tadeyuqihenpingdan,dandaizheyiguburongzhiyideweiyan。tashilianqiqiceng,lianqitangdehexindizi,
yijuhuajiunengjuedingwodeshengsi。wodeshouwanhaizaizuanxinditeng。danwonaoziqueyichangdiqingxing。jiaochuqu,shisi。
bujiao,yeshisi。jiaochuqu,tamenweileduzhanjishu,yidinghuishawomiekou。bujiao,tamenhuibawozhemodaosi。
hengshudoushisi,woweishenmeyaorangtamenhaoguo?“woshuole,wobuzhidao。”wotaiqitou,kanzhetamen,
“neidongxijiushiwoyunqihao,jianlaide。”“kanlainihaimeichigoukutou。”zhoutaiyaoleyaotou,
duipangbianyigedizishilegeyanse。neigedizizouguolai,congqiangshangzhaixiayitiaobumandaocidebianzi。
bianzishangshanzhehongguang,yikanjiubushifanpin。“zheishi‘yanhuobian’,xiapinfaqi。”zhoutaijieshaodao,
“yibianzixiaqu,pikairouzhan,haihuifudaizhuoshaoxiaoguo。putongren,sanbianzijiushule。nikaolvqingchu。
”wokanzheneitiaobianzi,houlongyoudianfagan。shuobupa,shijiade。danwogengpadeshi,xiangtiaogouyiyang,
haowujiazhidisiqu。“wo……woxie。”wozhongyu“furuan”le。zhoutailianshangluchumanyidexiaorong,
“zaozheiyangbujiuhaole?feiyaobiwodongcu。”tarangrenjiwosongbang,nalaizhihebi。wotuozheneizhiduandiaodeshou,
zuozaizhuoziqian,kaishixie。woxiedehenman,henrenzhen。wobazhizaodengpaoxuyaodemeiyizhongcailiao,douxielexialai。
huangtiekuang、chitongkuang、**、wujinshi……ranhou,wokaishixie**buzhou。“diyibu,
jianghuangtiekuangyuchitongkuangzhiyuxi**rongyezhong,gouchengyuandianchizhizhengfuji。liyonghuaxuenengzhizhuanhua,
chanshengdianshicha,yichengzhiwei‘dianya’……”“dierbu,tilianwujinshi,duanqiweisi,mingzhi‘dengsi’。
zhiyuliulizhaonei,chouqikongqi,yifangyanghua……”“disanbu,yinzhengfujizhi‘dianliu’,tongguodengsi。
yindengsicunyou‘dianzu’,dianliutongguoshi,diannengzhuanhuaweirenengyuguangneng,dengsizhuore,
jikefaguang……”wobachuzhongwulikebenlideyuandianchiyuanli、dianzudinglv,quandouyongzheigeshijiedeyuyan,
banwenbanbaidixielechulai。xiewan,wochuilechuimoji,dileguoqu。zhoutainaguoneizhangzhi,helufeicouzaiyiqi,
kanleqilai。yikaishi,tamenhaiyiliandeyi。yuekan,meitouzhoudeyuejin。“dianya?dianliu?dianzu?yanghua?
”lufeixiangkantianshuyiyang,“zheidoushenmeluanqibazaode?”zhoutaiyeshiyilianmimang。tashigelianqishi,
dongdeshizhenfa、fuwen、cailiaodelingxing。tanalidongshenmedianshichaheziyoudianzidedingxiangyidong。“chenzhou,
nishuawo?”zhoutaimengdiyipaizhuozi,neizhangzhibeizhendefeileqilai。“womeiyou。”wohenwugu,
“zheijiushi**fangfa。meiyigezi,doushiguanjian。nimenkanbudong,neishinimendeshi。”“ni!
”zhoutaiqideliandouqingle。tajuedeshoudaolewuru。yigegaogaozaishangdelianqishi,
jingrankanbudongyigefeiwuxiededongxi?“wokannishizhaosi!”lufeiqiangguoneizhangzhi,sidefensui,“shixiong,
biegentafeihuale!zhijieshangxing!wobuxintadegutoushitiedade!”zhoutaishenxiyikouqi,yaxiahuoqi。
tazhidao,guangyongxingshimeiyongde。zheitaolilun,wensuoweiwen。jiusuanbachenzhoudasi,tamenyeweibinenggaomingbai。
wanyinagehuanjienongcuole,dongxizuobuchulai,neijiubaifeigongfule。“baneiduipolannashanglai。
”zhoutaifenfudao。henkuai,woneigebeifandeluanqibazaodexiangzi,beitailejinlai。
zhoutaiconglimiannachuwodedianchihedengpao。“ni,dangzhewodemian,zaizuoyigechulai。”tazhizheneiduicailiao,
minglingdao。wokanlekanwodeyoushou,tahairuanpapadichuizhe。“woshouduanle。”woshuo。“yizhishouyenengzuo。
”zhoutailenglengdishuo,“bieshuahuayang。zuodechulai,youshang。zuobuchulai,nidelingyizhishou,yebieyaole。
”meibanfa,wozhinengcongming。woyongzuoshou,benzhuodibainongzheneixiepingpingguanguan。woguyifangmanlesudu,
meiyigebuzhou,douzuodetebiefuza,haijialexuduomeibiyaodedongzuo。biru,zailianjiedaoxianzhiqian,
wohuizhuangmozuoyangdiqiagejue,nianjijutamentingbudongde“zhouyu”。“oumudinglv,jijirulvling!
”“faladi,anpei,maikesiwei,sanqingdaozushangshen!”zhoutaihelufeizaiyipangkandeyilengyilengde。
tamenyiwei,zheizhendeshimouzhongguguaide、shichuandelianqifamen。guoledagaiyigeshichen,
wozhongyubayigexindedengpaozuzhuanghaole。dangwobazuihouyigendaoxianjieshangshi。dengpao,liangle。shenxunshili,
suoyourendoudaoxiyikouliangqi。tamenqinyanjianzhengleqijidedansheng。yiduipolan,zaiyigefeiwushouli,
zhendebianchengleyigehuifaguangdebaobei。zhoutaideyanshenbiandewubihuore。tafangfokandaodebushiyigedengpao,
ershiyizuojinshan。“hao,hao!”tajidongdizhanqilai,“chenzhou,congjintianqi,nijiushiwolianqitangderenle。
nianxinzaizheilizuodongxi,meirenganqifuni。queshenmecailiao,zhiguankaikou!”taqianhoudetaidu,
jianzhishitianrangzhibie。lufeizaiyipang,liansehennankan。taxiangnongsiwo,jieguowofaneryibudengtianle。
woxinlilengxiao。jinlelianqitang,jiudengyujinlelongzi。danwoxianzaixuyaode,jiushizheigelongzi。
yigenengrangwoanxingaoyanjiu,haiguanchiguanzhuguancailiaodelongzi。“duoxiezhoushixiong。
”wozhuangchuganjitilingdeyangzi。“nideshou,wohuizhaozuihaodedanshijinizhihao。”zhoutaihendafang,
 
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