王府妻子准则
《王府妻子准则》 小说介绍
jingcaixiaoshuo《wangfuqizizhunze》，youxiaoguomixianchuangzuo，zhujiaoshiwangtiezhuliyunyun。gaixiaoshuoshuyuyanqingleixing，gushiqingjiediedangqifu，xijiemiaoxiexinidaowei。wangfuqizizhunzeshiyibenlingrenyubabunengdehaoshu！“yunyun，zhiyaoniyuanyijiajiwo，wobaozhenghuirangniguoshanghaorizi，jiusuannixiangyaotianshangdexingxing，wodouhuizhaixialaisongjini！”……
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春节回家相亲。
xiangqinduixiangerhuabushuoshuaijiwoyifen《wangfuqizizhunze》。
sanbaiduoyedepdf，shenzhidoushebudedayinchulai。
hailizhiqizhuangdiminglingwo。
“jiehunhoumeijingguowodeyunxubunengchumen，suoyoucunkuanyilvshangjiao。”
“sanshisuiqianshengwugehaizi，duoziduofu。”
“eduile，cailisanjintaisuqi，suoyiwoquandoubuhuimaijini。”
wobeileipilesideshuobuchuhua，tagengjiadeyi。
“nizheiyangdelaihamanengjiajiwoshigaopan，touzheleniba？”
wofanshouxianzhuo，yibazhangshuaidetabiqinglianzhong。
哪来的脏东西？
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chunjiefangjiahuijia，xinglidouhaimeishoushi，aiguanxianshidejiumajiuyijingzizuozhuzhangjiwoanpailexiangqin。
daguoniande，wolandegentasipolian，suoyijiusuanbuqingyuan，yezhinengmianqiangdaying。
gangdaokafeiting，xiangqinduixiangjiumeilimaodijiangwoshangxiadaliangleyifan。
suihouxiaoleliangsheng，ziwochuixu。
“wozheirenmeishenmeyoudian，jiushibijiaoyouxiu。”
“niyekandaole，woshencaigaoda，zhangxiangshuaiqi，xianrujinzhengzaizizhuchuangye，xinggeyesuandeshangchengshuwenzhong。wozhishuoleba，woduiniyouyanyuan，zanmengefangmiantiaojiandouhenxiangpei，shitianzaodishedeyidui。”
wolenglejimiao，shizaibuzhidao“shencaigaoda”，“zhangxiangshuaiqi”，zheilianggecihetajiujingyoushenmeguanlian。
xiangqinduixiangwangtiezhu，renruqiming。
shengaoyimiliu，tizhongyibailiu，huotuotuoyigentiezhu。
biaofeitizhuang，wuduanshencai，pifuyouhei，manlianluosaihu，sanbaiyan，zhangxiangheshuaiqizhanbushangbian，duokanliangyandaoshishendehuang。
fangjialiyinggaikeyiqidaopixiedezuoyong。
xuelixiaoxue，haochengzizhuchuangye，shijishangshizaijiebianmaikaohongshu。
wokanlekanzijidemeijia，meishuohua。
wangtiezhudexiaorongzhongdaizhejifenzixin。
“wobushizikua，niqueshiyoujifenzise，shiwoxihuandeleixing，danneibingbunengdaibiaoshenme，yinweiwobushinikeyisuisuibianbianjiudashangdenanren。”
wobeiwangtiezhudeyanlunleidaobuxing，yijuhuadoushuobuchulai。
taqueyiweiwomorenle，kaishidengbizishanglian，lizhiqizhuangdiminglingwo，
“wotingshuonizaishanghaigongzuo？shanghaineizhongdifangtaizhizuijinmi，daizaineizhongdifangdenvrendoubushishenmehaodongxi，wochouhuashuozaiqian，niyaoshixiangjiajiwo，bixubanineibusanbusidegongzuojiwocile！”
“dangran，nifangxin，wobuhuixianqinideguoqu。”
什么意思？
蛤蟆也配点评人类？
woshizaiyoudianjieshoubule，heleyidakoushui，benxiangduitapokoudama，queaiyujiumademianzi，zhishibutingdishenhuxi，jinliangkezhiqingxu。
“shouxian，wozhishidayinggennixiangqin，bingbushidayingjiajini，womenshenmeguanxidoumeiyou，nimeizigeduiwodeshenghuozhishouhuajiao。”
“qici，wohenhaoqi，nimomingqimiaodezixinjiujingshinalaide？”
wangtiezhuyitingwodehua，dangjiqishen，shengyincukuang，liansetonghong。
“niyongbuzhejiwozhuangqinggao！tiandixiajiumeiyounvrenhuibuxihuanwo，nengbeiwokanshangshiniderongxing，yaoburanniyiweinisuanshenmedongxi？”
jinjiezhe，tafajiwoyifensanbaiduoyede《wangfuqizizhunze》。
hailizhiqizhuangdiminglingwo。
“yejiusanbaiduoye，yaoxiangjiajiwo，nibixubeidegungualanshu！”
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wokanleyansuoweide《wangfuqizizhunze》，lengxiaoliangsheng。
jitadianyanse，tahaizhenkaiqiranfangle？
xiangtazheizhongtiaojianchadaolingrenfazhidenanren，youshenmezigezhidingsuoweideqizizhunze？
haiwangfu？zhenbazijidanghuangqinguoqile？
wominleminzui，fanlegebaiyan，
“wohenizheizhongrenmeishenmehaoshuode。”
“wohuibanideweixinhedianhuaquandoulahei，yinweinibupeichuxianzaiwodelianxirenliebiaoli，niyaoshitingdonglejiujiwogun。”
wangtiezhuxianranmeitingmingbaiwohualihuawaidexianqihejujue，tatanlekouqi。
“suanle，sheirangwoxihuanni，yuanyichongzhenini？wopotianhuangjiniteli，rangnijiajiwoyihoubuyongzunshouqizizhunze，xingleba？”
tadeyuqizhongdaizhejifenshishe，fangfowozhenzaitashenshangzhandaoletiandadebianyi，taqingleqingsangzi。
“buguowohaishiyaoduoshuoliangju，jiehunhoumeijingguowodeyunxubunengchumen，suoyoucunkuanyilvshangjiao。”
“sanshisuiqianshengwugehaizi，duoziduofu。”
“eduile，cailisanjintaisuqi，suoyiwoquandoubuhuimaijini。”
wobeileipilesideshuobuchuhua，taquegengdeyiyangyang。
“nizheiyangdelaihamanengjiajiwoshigaopan，touzheleniba？”
wangtiezhuhuotuotuozhichangtongdanao，liandoufudouyounaotameiyou。
什么东西？
真以为我好欺负？
woyishiqibuguo，zhijiejiangzhuoshangdekafeipodaotashenshang，pitougailianyidunchouma。
“meimaoxiamiangualiangdan，guanghuizhayanbuhuikan？chouchounizijineilajipeizhi，naodaixianggebangchui，zeimeishuyan，yueqiubiaomiandekengkengwawadoumeinilianshangduo，nihaoyisiyaoqiuwo？”
“wangtiezhu，wokanzhengaibanirengyouguoli，kankandaodishiniyoujianhaishinijian！gaoxiaosile，zhangdechoubushinidecuo，zhangdechouhaiweifeizuodai，zheikejiushinidecuole！”
wangtiezhubeiwomadeyakouwuyan，qidemanliantonghong，jiangkafeibeishuaidaodishang，kaishipokoudama。
“ni！liyunyun，nijiushige**！nijiwogun，gunchuqu！”
“nicuoguolewo，nihuihouhuide！nizheibeizidoubukenengzhaodaobiwogengyouxiudenanren，buxinnijiwodengzheqiao！”
youxiudenanrenshaozhiyoushao。
danshi，biwangtiezhuyouxiudenanren，yizhuayidabahaoma？
guoran，renyoushihoubunengpiqitaihao，
yijingmaguoderen，wolandezailangfeishijianle。
wodandandifanlewangtiezhuyigebaiyan，zhijielikailekafeiting。
woshenzhianzifashi，zheibeizidoubuyaozaihewangtiezhuyoushenmeguage。
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huidaojiahou，wozhengqichongchongyaogenbamatucaowozaikafeitingdezaoyu，haimeijinmenjiumomohuhutingdaojiumashuluowodeshengyin。
tadeshengyinjianrui，shuohuakebo。
“wozheixienianweileliyunyundezhongshengdashicaoleduoshaoxin，nimenyoubushibuzhidao！ketani？daodihaiyoumeiyoubawozheigejiumafangzaiyanli？”
“woqianqianhouhoujitazhangluoleduoshaoxiangqin？wangtiezhukeshiwojingtiaoxixuande，wojiupanzhetanengyougeguisu！tadaohao，potiezhukafei，dangzhongrangtiezhuxiabulaitai！”
“nimenhaizhenshishenglegehaonver！”
wogangpingfuxialaideqingxu，youyinweijiumazheijicihua，qidehuomaosanzhang。
tawei**xin？jingtiaoxixuanxiangqinduixiang？
tajiujingshijianbudewohao，panzhewojiajixiangwangtiezhuzheiyangdezhazi，haishikanbuqiwo，juedewojiugaipeizheiyangdelaji？
wulunshinazhongqingkuang，tadouyuanmeiyoutasuoshuodeneimegaoshang。
woshuaimenjinqu，bahaizaidayanbucandejiumaheleyitiao，
tagangadixiaoleliangsheng：“yunyun，nishenmeshihouhuilaide？”
wolenglengdixiaolexiao：“jiuma，nihuabushihaimeishuowanma？zenmebujiezheshuole？”
wobabuzaijia，womayoushigeruanshizi，duijiumayantingjicong。
suoyiwozhinengzijigenjiumachao。
“wobamashenglewozheigehaonver？ranhouni？woyouzenmeredaonile？wobanidangjiuma，niyoudaodiyoumeiyoubawozheigewaishengnvfangzaiyanlini？”
womabubangwojiusuanle，pianpianhaizhanzaijiumadelichangshang，butingdikesou，shiyiwoshaoshuoliangju。
woqiderenbuzhuniejinlequantou。
zhixuzhouguanfanghuo，buxubaixingdiandeng？
jiumajirannengbuguqingmian，jiwojieshaowangtiezhuzheizhongzhazi，woyoupingshenmebunengduitafahuo？jiechuantaangzangdexiaoxinsi？
wozhigougoudidengzhejiuma：“wangtiezhuxuelixiaoxuebiye，yishiwucheng，youaiyouchou，haishigeshenjingbing，nijingranjuedetagenwoxiangpei？”
“wojujueta，wohaiyoucuole？nandaowobuyinggaijujuema？”
“你！”
jiumachibiedikanlewoyiyan，yanlishanguoyishunxinxu。
“nizenmeganzheimegenwoshuohua？”
banshang，tazhuantoukanxiangwoma：“dajie，nikannishenglezheimegehaonver！qinqizuodaowozheifenshang，yijingsuanshinimendefufenle，nimenmeidaoliduiwoeyuxiangxiang！shi，wangtiezhurenshizhangdechaledian，xueliyebutaihao，ketazhishaolaoshi，kenshangjin，xinggehao。”
“guorizi，bunengkanneixiefuqiandedongxi，yunyunhaixiao，budongwodeliangkuyongxin。”
womayebuwenwojiujingfashengleshenme，jiukaishilianlianfuhe：“shiashia，nishuodedui，wozhidaonishiweilehaizikaolv。”
womaningmeikanxiangwo：“yunyun，nibunengzheimegennijiumashuohua！”
jiumadangjishunzheganziwangshangpa：“dajie，yunyunhetiezhuzhijiankendingyouwuhui，yaoburanzairanglianggehaizijianyimian，zongbunengcuoguoyiduanhaoyinyuanba？”
huayingangluo，wojiademenlingjiubeianxiangle。
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王铁柱来了。
raoshiwomakandaowangtiezhuhou，yerenbuzhumeimaozhoulezhou。
kelingwoxinhandeshi，tamingmingyekanbushangwangtiezhu，queyijiuhaipadezuijiuma，yijuhuadoumeiyoushuo。
zaitaxinli，wozheigeqinshengnver，haoxiangwuzuqingzhong。
wangtiezhuyong**tanlandeyanshenkanzhewo，tiaoletiaomei。
“yunyun，wozaojiushuoguo，womenshitianzaodishedeyidui，zanmenzhijianyoufenbukaideyuanfen。
jiumamanyididianlediantou，kaishitaotaobujue。
“liyunyun，nidouyibanianjile，shilaoguniangle，youzheimegemeiqingmuxiudenanrenduinisixintadi，shiniderongxing！”
“xinbitiangao，mingzhihuibizhibo，nitiaotiaojianjian，daozuihouyidingjiabuchuqu，buxindehuanijiudengzheqiaoba！jiumashuodaodidoushiweilenihao，nibuyaogufujiumadeyipianxinyi。”
wangtiezhudeyiyangyangdixiaoleliangsheng，jieguohuacha。
“yunyun，zhiyaoniyuanyijiajiwo，wobaozhenghuirangniguoshanghaorizi，jiusuannixiangyaotianshangdexingxing，wodouhuizhaixialaisongjini！”
wobeiexindebuxing，zhengyaofazuo，quebeiwomasisidianzhuledatui，tayigejingerdichongzhewoyaotou，yongyanshenquanworennai。
wangtiezhuyanzhuzidiliuliudizhuanleliangquan，turantoutoubashoushendaolewodehoubeishang，danleyixiawodeneiyijiandai，suijichongzhewotiaoletiaomei。
taqingtiaodishuo：“yunyun，wozhendezhendehaoxihuanni。”
“womenhoutianjiujiehun，haobuhao？”
woyixiazicongshafashangdanleqilai。
zhiyishunjian，xindijiubengfachuqiangliedeoutugan，haoxiangshenshangpamanlemayi，rangwozuolinanan，genbenwufapingjingxialai。
woduizhewangtiezhudahou：“nishibushiyoubing！”
“zaidongshoudongjiaowojiubaojingle！”
kemeixiangdao，wangtiezhubujinbuxinxu，fanerlizhiqizhuang，
“fanzhengwomenhoutianjiuyaojiehunle，woxianzaimomoniyouzenmele？”
“zaishuole，nizaishanghaidaileneimejiu，zaojiubushishenmechunjieganjingdenvrenle，nibiegenwowanshenmeyuqinguzong，henkexiao。”
舅妈还在一旁帮腔，
“shiashia！jiehunlehao，zhiyaonimendouyouhaoguisu，neiwoyejiufangxinle！yunyun，daoshihoujiehunkebiewanglejiumademeipoqiane，zhishaoyaojiyiwanhongbao！”
wochaoqichajishangdeshuibeijiuzazaileliangrenjiaobian。
“滚！都给我滚！”
“womeiyoushuoguowoyaojiehun，nimendoujiwogunchuqu！”
wokanxiangwoma，tayijingbeiheshale，baizheshoushuobuchuyijuhua。
tadechenmojilejiumajixuchangkuangdediqi。
jiumadangjiyibajiangwangtiezhuwangwoshenshangtui，luchuledechengdexiao。
“kuaidian！tiezhu，nichenxianzaiqinyunyunyixia，jiudangzuoshinimendedingqingzhiwenle！”
“nimenliangdeaiqingjiuyaokaonimenzijizhengqu！”
wangtiezhuyinxiaozhedianlediantou，yanlichongmanleyuwang。
jueqitadehouxiangchangzuijiuchaowozouleguolai。
“laopo，nijiurangwoqinyikoubei。”
yankanzhewangtiezhuyibuyibuyuelaiyuejin，wotaishouyibazhangshanzaitalianshang，chenjiyouchuailetayijiao。
“gunnidayede！shaolaiexinwo。”
shuowanwozhuantouchongdaochufang，chaoqicaidaojiuchaowangtiezhuzouguoqu。
“zaibuzou，laoniangjintianjiubanikansizaizhei！”
wojuzhecaidaojiakuaibufa，shenzhipaoleqilai。
一边跑一边骂着。
“sheiyaojianizheimegeexindedongxi，zhangdexiangchouganshuitongchengjingside，ganjinjiwogun！”
jiumabeiwodejudonghebailelian，fachuleyishengjianjiao，lianmangcouguolailanzhewo。
“yunyun，nilengjingdian，jiumahaibudoushiweilenihao，niyaolijiewodeliangkuyongxin，buyaochongdonga。”
wangtiezhuzeshiqingmiedixiaoleliangsheng，tiaoxinwo。
“nihehusheini？wobatoufangzhei，nigankanma？”
shuozhe，tahaichaowoshenzhanglebozi。
woqidexiongkoujulieqifu，naoziyewengdiyixiabiandehundun，gebobuzijuedijuleqilai。