我嘞个豆，我咋穿成傻子了
《我嘞个豆，我咋穿成傻子了》 小说介绍
zhujiaoshishazichengfengliudalandeyanqingxiaoshuo《woleigedou，wozachuanchengshazile》，benshushiyouzuozhe“zhongshang”chuangzuobianxie，shuzhongjingcaineirongshi：chenglaodazhongyukaikoule，diqibushihenzudishuo：“songbuzoule，hunshudouxialaile，nisaoziyijingdayinglaolijiabubashaziwanghuisongle。”……
《我嘞个豆，我咋穿成傻子了》 第4章 免费试读
lizhanggendezheigejudongyerangchengfengchileyijing，zenmeshuozheishaziyeshitademeimei，zheixiashouyetehenledianerle。
chengfengshuo：“nibupabatashuaisima?”
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chengfengtuikaiyuanzidemen，duizheyuanziwaimianweizhedezheixierenshuo：“dajiakanjianle，zheirenshilizhanggenrengjinwoyuanzide，tashishuaisihaishidongsidouhewochengfengmeiyoubandianguanxi。”
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chengfengxiang，yaoshishazimingda，yihuiyaoshihuanguolaile，jiunengzijihuidaolijia，suoyitajiubamenchangkaile。
cishishazidegegelizhanggenyebujianlezongying。
dajiakanzhetangzaidishangyidongbudongdeshazisheiyebuganshangqianqukankanzheirenshisishihuo，doupabeilaishang。
liudalanchezhechenglaodayeliule。
dajiajuedejiuyigeshazitangzaidishangyemeishenmeyisile，dajiaqizuibashedishuolejijuhoujiudousanle。
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weilewuliangyinzijiubatadeqinshijibaobanle，daoshizheixieniantabaiganle，yinzimeishaozhuan，zuihouyikuaizhuandoumeiyoufendao。
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yijinwu，juanzidegegejiumalieliedikaikoule：“nitemedejingranganbeipanwomeimei，nishihuoniwaileba。”
chengfengzhidaozheishishizijiduibuzhujuanzi，tazhihaojieshishuo：“daniang，dage，juanzi，zheijianshiqingwozhiqianbuzhiqing，shiwogegesaozibaobande，woyeshijintiancaizhidaode。”
juanzidegegeyanjingyixieshuo：“neinishuoshuozenmebanba?”
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tazhengdengzhebajuanzijiajichengfenghuanbashiliangyinzihaiqianni，tatingchengfengyaojilijiawushiliangjiubuganle：“zade，tayigeshaziquhuilairenjiajinimenjiawuliang，niyaotuihuiquhaiyaojirenjiawushiliang，nihaiyaozhenjiya，nishinaodaiyoumaobingba，zade，heshazichengleqinzijiyebianshale?”
chengfengshuo：“dage，zheigeqinshiwobixudetui，qianwoyebuhuilaizhang。”
juanzidegegewangwuzilimianweiyideyigedengzishangyizuoshuo：“nikedeleba，qujuanzidebashiliangnidounabuchulai，shuoshenmedahua。”
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juanzidegegejianchengfengmeiyoushuohua，jiushuo：“danshixianzaibutongle，shazidouzhiwushiliangyinzile，juanzikejiubuzhibashiliangzheigeshuzile。”
chengfengkanzhejiqitanlandejuanzigegeshuo：“neiniyaoduoshaoqian?”
juanzidegegeshenchulianggenshouzhi，chengfengkanzhejuanzidegegeshuo：“liangbailiangshima?”
juanzideniangkaikoule：“buzhiliangbailiang，haiyaojiwomenjiagaiyisuohenigegesaozijiayiyangdedazhuanfang，yihouliuzhejinigegequxifuyong。”
tagegesaozidefangzigaihaohualeliuqishiliangyinzi，tasaoziliudalanaixianbai，daochudoushuogaizheigefangzihualeyibaiyishiliang。
nongcunquxifuhuayidiaoqianliangdiaoqiandeyoudoushi，shiliangyinzijiushidajiaqianle，bashiliangdejiaqiangengshishiwuqianli，chengfengyiqianweilejuanziyejiurenle，danshiyigelianggedouxiangxitadexue，jintianbenlaitajiuyiduzideqi，jitazhaogeshazihuilaidangxifudeshitadeqingesao，yaozheimeduoqiandelijindeshiyiqichulehaoxienianjuanzidejiaren，zheihemainveryoushenmequbie，chengfengyebushiruanshizi，tayeshiyoupiqide，zhishibuqingyifahuoeryi，tashuo：“neiwobuqujuanzile，woqubuqi。”
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chengfengkanzheyanqianhaobujianglideyijiarenshuo：“buneng，womeiqian，nimenqinghuiba。”
juanzidegegezhanqileshen，yangzhetouyongshouzhizhechengfengdebizishuo：“chengfeng，nibiejilianbuyao，woxianzaijiubajuanzilingzou，mingtianjiujitaxupeijibieren，rangnihouhuiliankudouzhaobuzhediao。”
ranhouhenhendichuaileyijiaodengzi，dengziguangdangyishengdaozailedishang，tachezhejuanzijiuwangwaizou：“genwohuijia。”
juanziyongshousisidedizhuazhemenkuangbuzou：“wobuzou，wohaimeihechengfengshuoqingni。”
taniangzaishenhouyongshouqialejibajuanzi：“buyaojiwozaizheilidiurenxianyan，yihoubuxugenchengfenglaiwang，chengjiameiyigehaodongxi。”，ranhoutuizhejuanzijiuzoule。
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tahaimeiyouzoudaochuangbian，chengfengjiuzoujinlaizhuazhuletadegebo，ranhouchezhetadegebowangwaizou，tabazijidejiaoyonglididengzhedimian，jiushibuxiangwangwaizou，danshichengfengdeliqihenda，qingeryijudijiubatajizhuaichulefangjian，yichufangmen，yiguhanqixilai，tashunjiandaleyigehaqian，kenengshitianheiledeyuanyin，shiwaishichegudehanleng，tamingxianganjuedaowanshangshiwaiwendumingxianbibaitianyaodihenduo，chuqukendingshisiluyitiao。