我，高三学生，境外单压大菠萝！
《我，高三学生，境外单压大菠萝！》 小说介绍
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jingwai，mouguobianjing，feiqixiaozhen。
lierizhikaozhedadi，kongqizhongmimanzhexiaoyanyuchentuhunhedecibiqiwei。duanbicanyuanjian，qiangshengrutongbaodoubanmijixiangqi，jianhuojiazazhechenmendebaozhahongming。
“哒哒哒！”
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“噗！噗！噗！”
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“wocao！guiying，nitaniangdeqiangfayuelaiyuebiantaile！”tongxunpindaolichuanlaitongban“tufu”cuguangdehousheng，daizhehaobuyanshidejingtan。
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“运气好罢了。”
tashengyinpingdan，fangfogangcaineishenhuqijidesanqiangzhishisuishouweizhi。
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jiliedejiaohuorengzaijixu。jiangchenpingjiezheyuanchaochangrendefanyingsuduhexitongfuyudezhandouzhijue，zaiqianglindanyuzhongzhanzhuantengnuo，meiyicishanbidouqiadaohaochu，meiyicifanjidoujingzhunzhiming。tajiuxiangyigezhenzhengdezhanchangyouling，shougezhedirendeshengming。
youjiejuediaoyigemodaojindiandedirenhou，jiangchengangxiangzhuanyizhendi，xiongkouturanchuanlaiyizhenjuliedezhendong！
“呃！”
taxinzhongyijin，diyifanyingshizhongdanle！gaisi，shijujishouhaishiliudan？fanghuchabanbeidachuanle？
jiangchenxiayishididitoukanqu，quefaxianzhanshubeixinwanhaowusun。neizhendongyuan……laiziyutatieshenkoudailidemougeyingwu。
taxunsushenshoutaochu，jiezheyantidezhebiyikan——yibupingmuyijingbumanliewen，danyijiuwanqiangliangzhedezapaizhinengshouji。
pingmushangxianshizheyitiaoganggangjieshoudaodeduanxintongzhi。
fajianren：【linhaishidierzhongxuejiaowuchu】
neirong：【zunjingdejiangchentongxue，xinxueqijijiangkaishi，qingyu9yue1rizhunshifanxiaobaodao，banlizhuceshouxu。gaosanxuenian，yuzhuxueyejinbu！】
江辰：“……”
takanzhezheitiaoduanxin，danaoyouneimeyishunjiandedangji。
linhaierzhong？gaosankaixue？
e，dui……zijihaoxiang……haishigexueshenglaizhe？
chuanyueguolairongheleyuanzhudejiyi，danzheiduanshijianzaifeizhouzhanchangshangdeyuxuesisha，meitianyusiwangcajianerguodecijishenghuo，rangtajihukuaiyaowangjizijizuichudeshenfenle。
neigezuozaijiaoshili，weimonikaofenshuerfannao，toutoukanqianzhuonvshengmaweibiandeshaonian……sihuyijingshishangbeizideshiqingle。
【shenjixuanzexitong】batadazaochengleyigerenxingbingqi，yigelingdirenwenfengsangdande“guiying”，quemeinengxiaochutazaixuejixitonglidemingzi。
“guiying！guiying！shoudaoqinghuihua！”tongxunqilichuanlaixiaoduiduizhang“fenggou”jicudeshengyin，“xiceyalizengda，xuyaozhiyuan！”
jiangchenshenxiyikouqi，jiangshoujisaihuikoudai，yanshenzhongxinbianderuili。
“shoudao，mashangjiudao。”
tazhongxinjuqiqiang，shenyingrudianbancuanchuyanti，qiangkouzaicipentuchusiwangdeyanhuo。
guantashenmekaixuebukaixue，xianbayanqianderenwuwanchengzaishuo！
……
banxiaoshihou，zhandouzhongyupingxi。
canyangruxue，yingzhaozhemanmuchuangyidezhanchang。kongqizhongxiaoyanweisan，xuexingweinongyudelingrenzuoou。
“hu……gaoding！”tufuyipiguzuozaidishang，dakouchuanzhecuqi，lianshangzhanmanlexuewuhehuichen，“taniangde，zheibangzasuizhennanchan！”
“qingbaoqueren，mubiaocaifadejiashuyichengzuozhishengjianquancheli。”tongxunqilichuanlaihoufangzhihuideshengyin。
“renwuwancheng。”fenggouyanjianyigaidizongjie，shengyindaizheyisipibei，dangengduodeshifangsong，“guiying，gandepiaoliang！meiyouni，womenzheicikendingyaozai。”
qitajimingxingcundeduiyuanyefenfenfuhe。
“shia，guiying，zuihouneibotujitaimengle！”
“jianzhishizhanshenfuti！”
“yihousheizaishuonishixinren，laozidiyigezouta！”
jiangchenkaozaiyiliangbeidachengshaizidepikacheshang，momocashizheqiangguan，wenyanzhishidandanyixiao。
“分内之事。”
tajianchaleyixiazhuangbei，zhanqishen。
“haole，renwujieshu，wogaizoule。”
“zou？”fenggoulengleyixia，“zouquna？womenhaidezaizheiligushouyizhen，fangzhidirenfanpu，dengdaihouxubuduijieying。”
屠夫也瞪大了眼睛。
“duia，guiying，nizoulewomenzheijigerenzenmeding？neixiejiahuokendinghaihuihuilaide！”
jiangchenpailepaishenshangdechentu，biaoqingpingjing。
“wodehetongdaoqile。”
“hetongdaoqikeyixua！”fenggoujidao，“jiaqianhaoshangliang！zongbuneibianjueduiyuanyichugaojialiuzhuni！”
jiangchenyaoleyaotou，lianshangluchuyisiduiyuanmencongweijianguode、hunhezhewunaiheqiyidebiaoqing。
“不是钱的问题。”
tadunledun，yingzheduiyoumenyihuodemuguang，yiziyijudishuodao：
“wode……huiqushangxuele。”
“上……上学？”
tufuzuibazhangdenengsaixiayigejidan，fangfotingdaoleshenmetianfangyetan。
fenggouheqitaduiyuanyeshiyilianmengbi，mianmianxiangqu。
上学？
开什么国际玩笑？！
niyigesharenbuzhayan，zaiqianglindanyulixiantingxinbu，bayipiaojingyanfengfudelaobingyouzidoudafuqidedingjiguyongbing，genwoshuoniyaohuiqu……shangxue？？？
zhenggezhanchangfangfobeianxialezantingjian，zhishengxiafengshengwuyan，heyiqunshihuadeguyongbing。
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几天后。
huaxia，linhaishi，dongbujunquzongbu。
yijiangaodubaomidezuozhanfenxishinei，qifensumu。
judadeyejingpingmushang，zhengzaibofangzheyiduanjingguochulidezhanchangluxiang。huamianjiliewubi，yigelinghuojiaojianrutongguimeideshenyingzaiqianglindanyuzhongchuansuo，meiyicichushoudouganjingliluo，jingzhungaoxiao，daizheyizhonglingrenxinjideshalumeixue。
屏幕前站着三个人。
juzhongyiren，jiankangjiangxing，mianronggangyi，yanshenruiliruying，zhengshidongbujunqusiling，chengxiaodong。
tazuoshoubian，zhanzheyigeshencaikuiwu，qixibiaohandezhongniannanren，yishenmicaizuoxunfu，shijunquwangpai，“langya”tezhongdaduidedaduizhang，sunqiang。
youshoubian，zeshiyiweiyingzisashuangdenvjunguan。tashenzitingba，rongmaolengyan，yanshentongyangruili，chuanzhetezhideheisezuozhanfu，goulechujingrendequxian，zhengshishengminghehede“huofenghuang”nvzitezhanduiduizhang，yanbing。
cike，sanrendemuguangdoulaolaosuodingzaipingmushangneigedaihaowei“guiying”deshenyingshang。
luxiangbofangwanbi，shineixianruleduanzandechenmo。
chengxiaodongsilingyuanlvxiankaikou，shengyindichenyouli。
“zheige‘guiying’……haoqiangdedanbingzuozhannengli！shenshou、qiangfa、zhanshuyishi，doushidingjianshuiping！youqishizheizhongzhanchangxiujue，jianzhishitianshengdebingwang！”
sunqiangdianlediantou，lianshangshihaobuyanshidexinshangheyisiningzhong。
“queshilihai。silingninkantazheijigeguibidongzuoheshejijiaodu，wanquanshibennengfanying，erqiexiaolvjigao，jueduishijingliguowushucishengsikaoyancainengmolianchulaide。biwoshouxiazuidingjiandebing，kongpayezhiqiangburuo！”
yanbingqinglengdeshengxianxiangqi，daizheyisijingyi。
“tadezuozhanfenggehentebie，rongheleduozhongliupaidejiqiao，queyouzichengyige。lengjing，jingzhun，zhiming。erqie……”
tazhilezhipingmudinggedehuamian，“congyixiexiweidedongzuoxiguanhetitaitezhenglaikan，tahenkenengshiwomenhuaxiaren。”
程晓东目光一闪。
“cha！dongyongyiqieziyuan，jiwochaqingchuzheige‘guiying’dedixi！zheiyangderencai，ruguozhenshiwomenhuaxiaren，juebunengliuluozaiwai！”
“shi！”pangbiandecanmourenyuanlikeyingsheng，shouzhifeikuaidizaijianpanshangqiaojiqilai。
henkuai，yifenjiamideziliaobeidiaoquchulai，xianshizaipingmudelingyice。
dangkandaoziliaoshangdeneirongshi，zhenggefenxishidekongqifangfoshunjianninggule。
chengxiaodongsilingyuanmengdidengdaleyanjing，shentiweiweiqianqing，jihubuganxiangxinzijikandaodedongxi。
sunqiangzuibaweizhang，lianshangdebiaoqingcongningzhongbianchenglecuoe，zaidaonanyizhixin。
jiulianyixiangyilengjingzhuchengdeyanbing，neishuangruilidefengmuzhongyechongmanlejinghai，hongchunweiqi，sihuxiangshuoshenme，queyoufabuchushengyin。
pingmushangdeziliaoqingxidixianshizhe：
【姓名：江辰】
【性别：男】
【年龄：18岁】
【国籍：华夏】
【shenfenzhuangtai：linhaishidierzhongxue，gaosan（7）ban，zaiduxuesheng】
【beizhu：wucanjunjilu，wuteshujinengdengji……】
“gao……gaosanxuesheng？”chengxiaodongdeshengyinyouxieganse，daizhenongnongdehuangmiugan，“yigehaizaishanggaozhongdexuesheng……paoqufeizhoudangguyongbing，haidachule‘bingwang’jibiedezhanji？”
sunqiangshijingroulerouyanjing，youkanleyibian，ziliaomeibian。tarenbuzhubaolejucukou。
“wocao！zheitama……zhendejiade？xianzaidexueshengdouzheimemenglema？！”
yanbingshenxiyikouqi，shitupingfuneixindezhendong，danshengyinyijiudaizheyisizhandou。
“18sui……gaozhongsheng……zheizenmekeneng？！”
tadaidehuofenghuangduiyuan，gegedoushibailitiaoyidejingying，jingguoleyankudaobiantaidexuanbahexunlian，kejibianshitamendangzhongzuiyouxiude，zai18suideshihou，yejueduidabudaoluxiangli“guiying”suozhanxianchudeshifenzhiyi！
zheixiaozi……shiguaiwuma？
chengxiaodongsilingyuanduanzandezhenjingzhihou，yanzhongbaofachuqiansuoweiyoudejingguang，rutongfaxianlexishizhenbao！
“rencai！jueshiqicai！”
tamengdiyipaizhuozi，yuqizhandingjietie，chongmanleburongzhiyidejuexin。
“zheixiaozi，woyaodingle！”
“tongzhibeiche！woxianzaijiuqulinhaierzhong！”
“zheiyangdehaomiaozi，shuoshenmeyebunengcuoguo！bixubatajiwozhaojinjunduililai！”
sunqiangheyanbingduishiyiyan，doucongduifangyanzhongkandaoleqiangliedezhenhanheyisi……kuangre。
yigehaizaishanggaosandexuesheng，queyongyouzhenianyadingjiantezhongbingdeshili。
zheigejiaojiangchendeshaonian，jiujingshishenmelaitou？
临海二中……是吧？
liangrenxinzhongtongshimaochuyigeniantou：bixuqinyanqukankan！