《拔掉恋爱脑,我嘎嘎乱杀》 小说介绍
《badiaolianainao,wogagaluansha》shiyibulingrenzhemideyanqingxiaoshuo,youzhoumoyingjingxindamo。gushizhongdezhujiaowanghaolinweilaomatongguoyongqihezhihuikefulegezhongkunnanhetiaozhan,bingzuizhongshixianlezijidelixiang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenrurenxindeqingganmiaoxiehejinzhangcijideqingjieershoudaoguangdaduzhedexiai。wobuduilidelaozhanyou,guomingdejiaoqing。tuiwuhou,tameixiangwoyiyangzhaogeanwengongzuo,ershixiahaijingshang,shenmedouganguo,renmaiguang,luziye,sanjiaojiuliudourenshi……。
《拔掉恋爱脑,我嘎嘎乱杀》 拔掉恋爱脑,我嘎嘎乱杀精选章节 免费试读
neiwan,qizilinweihuijiashi,shenshangneiguruoyouruowudegulongshuiwei,xiangyigenzhen,henhenzhajinwodebiqiang,
zhitongdanao。bushiwodeweidao,yebushitarenheyigepengyoudeweidao。woxiaolexiao,meishuohua,
xinlineikeweitatiaodonglebaniandexinzang,haoxiangzaineiyike,qiaoqiaoliekaileyitiaofeng。lianainaozheidongxi,
yidankaishiloufeng,jiulichediqingxingbuyuanle。eryigeqingxingdenanren,baofuqilai,lianmoguidoudedigenyan。
diyizhang:liefenglidefengwuyeshierdian,xuanguandemenkadayishengqingxiang。wocongshafashangjingxing,
roulerougansedeyanjing。ketinglizhiliuleyizhanhunhuangdeluodideng,guangxianmianqianggoulechuwodelunkuo。
linweihuilaile。tanieshouniejiaodihuanxie,dongzuohenqing,xiangyizhitouchileyudemao,shengpajingdonglezhuren。
“huilaile?”wokaikou,shengyinyinweigangshuixing,youdianshaya。tajianbangmingxianyijiang,suijizhuanguoshen,
lianshangguazheyisipibeiyoudaizhedianbuzirandexiao:“chaoxingnile?jintiangongsixiangmushouwei,jialegeban,
leisiwole。”wongleyisheng,meiduowen。banianhunyin,wotailejietale。tashigezangbuzhushideren,
yisahuang,yanshenjiupiaohu,buganzhishiwo。cike,tajiushizheiyang。tazouguolai,
xiguanxingdixiangjiwoyigeyongbao,quezaizhongtudunzhule,zhishipailepaiwodejianbang,“kuaiqushuiba,
mingtiannihaiyaozaoqi。”jiushizheigeshunjian,yigumoshengde、qingliedegulongshuiwei,xiangyitiaobinglengdedushe,
zuanjinlewodebizili。bushiwochangyongdeneikuanhaiyangdiao,yebushigongsilirenheyigenantongshishenshangdeweidao。
zheiweidaoli,daizheyisiyancaohepigedehunheqixi,badao,youchongmanleqinlvexing。wodexin,
mengdichenlexiaqu。neikeweitatiaodonglebaniandexinzang,zaineiyike,xiangshibeizaokaileyigexiaokong,
lengfenghuhudiwangliguan。danwolianshangshenmedoumeiluchulai,zhishidianlediantou,
shengyinpingjingdexiangyitansishui:“ng,niyezaodianxiuxi,woqujinifangxizaoshui。
”kanzhetazoujinyushidebeiying,wolianshangdewenqingshunjiantunqu,zhishengxiabinglengdehanyi。woshichenfeng,
yigebiaozhunde“jingjishiyongnan”,yijiabudabuxiaodegongsilizuojishuzhuguan。erlinwei,wodeqizi,
shisuoyourenyanzhongdenvshen。tapiaoliang、huopo,zaiyijiagongguangongsizuokehuzongjian,zongshiguangxianliangli。
womenshidaxuetongxue,wozhuiletasannian,biyejiujielehun。zheibanian,wobatachongchenglegongzhu。tashuodong,
wojuebuwangxi。taxihuanlangman,woyigeligongnanxuezhezuozhuguangwancan,jixiameiyigejinianri。tashuowotaimen,
wojiunulixuezhejiangxiaohua。woyiwei,wodefuchu,nenghuanlaiyibeizidexiangruyimo。
pengyoumendouxiaowoshi“dingjilianainao”,shuowobalinweidangchenglequanshijie。wocengjingyiciweirong。xianzai,
wozhijuedefengci。denglinweijinleyushi,chuanlaihuahuadeshuisheng,wokuaibuzoudaoxuanguan,
naqitahuanxiadeneijianfengyi。coudaolingkouwenlewen,neigugulongshuideweidaogengnongle。zheibushizhanranshangde,
zheishizhangshijianjinjulijiechu,caihuiliuxiadeweidao。biru……yigeyonglideyongbao,huozhe,gengqinmidezishi。
woqiangyaxiaxintoudeexinhefanyongdenuhuo,kaishijianchatadebao。tadebaoliyixianghenluan,
kouhong、fenbing、gezhongxiaopiao……wonaizhexingziyizhangzhangfan。zhongyu,zaijiacengli,
wozhaodaoleyizhangroudezhoubabadejiudiantingchepiao。“weiyenaguojijiudian,tingcheshizhang:4xiaoshi17fenzhong。
likaishijian:23:45。”weiyenajiudian……litagongsi,kaicheyaosishifenzhong,wanquanshixiangfandefangxiang。
nagegongsidexiangmushouwei,huishoudaowuxingjijiudianqu?wodeshoukaishifadou,bushiqide,
shiyizhongchegudehanleng。wonachushouji,dakaiyigehenjiumeiyongguoderuanjian,yigecheliangdingweiapp。
dangchumaicheshi,4sdiansongde,woyizhimeidanghuishi。xianzai,tachengleyakuawodezuihouyigendaocao。
wodiankailishiguiji。xiawuliudian,linweidechelikaigongsi,meiyouhuijia,
ershizhijiekaidaolechengxideweiyenaguojijiudian。guijizaineili,tingliulesigeduoxiaoshi。zhidaowuye,
caizhongxinqidong,kaihuijia。zhenxiang,jiuzheime**luodibaizaiwomianqian,meiyoujiwoliuyisiyihaodehuanxiangyudi。
wotanzuozaibinglengdedibanshang,ganjuehunshendeliqidoubeichoukongle。naoziliwengwengzuoxiang,daxueshizhuitadechangjing,
hunlishangtahanleishuo“woyuanyi”dechangjing,womenyiqizhuangxiufangzi,
weiqiangzhiyansezhenglunbuxiudechangjing……yimumu,xiangshibeianxialekuaijinjiandeheibaidianying,feisushanguo,
ranhou“pa”deyisheng,suichenglemandilangjie。teng。sixinliefeideteng。danwomeiyouku,yemeiyounuhou。
yizhongguiyidelengjing,xianghanbingyiyang,xunsufugailewodexinzang。neigelianainaodechenfeng,zaizheiyike,
haoxiangsidiaole。huoxialaide,shiyigequanxinde,lengkude,zhixianggaoqingchuyiqie,ranhou……baofudechenfeng。
wozhanqishen,jiangtingchepiaopailezhangzhaopian,ranhouyuanyangfanghuitadebaoli。bafengyiguahao,
fangfoshenmedoumeiyoufashengguo。diertianzaoshang,woxiangwangchangyiyang,weitazhunbeihaozaocan。
tasihuyewanglezuowandexinxu,yibianhezheniunai,yibianshuazheshouji,
meifeisewudigenwojiangzhetaxinkanshangdeyigebao。“laogong,nikanzheige,shibushichaohaokan?xiageyuewoshengri,
nisongwozheigehaobuhao?”tabashoujididaowomianqian。wokanzhepingmushangneigejiagewuweishudeshoudai,
youkanlekantaneizhangqiaoxiaoyanyandelian,xinliyipianbingliang。zheizhanglian,zuowanzailingyigenanrenshenxiashi,
shishenmeyangdebiaoqing?shibushibixianzai,gengdongren,gengwumei?woyaxiahoulonglidexingtian,
chechuyigejiangyingdeweixiao:“haokan。nixihuan,jiumai。”tagaoxingdizaiwolianshangqinleyixia,
“laogongnizhenhao!”neiyishunjian,wochadiantuchulai。jiexialaidejitian,
wochengleyigeqianfuzaizijijialidejiandie。womeishengzhang,yemeizhiwen。woyaode,bushitashengleijuxiadechanhui,
yebushiyijuqingpiaopiaode“duibuqi”。woyaozhengju,tieyiyangdezhengju。woyaozhidaoneigenanrenshishei。
wohuaqianzaiwangshangmaileyigeweixingluyinbi,zhenkongdaxiao,keyixifuzaijinshushang。chenlinweibuzhuyi,
wobataxizailetachezifangxiangpanxiadejinshuzhijiashang。youguoleyitian,jihuilaile。
linweishuowanshangyaoheguimiguangjie,wandianhuilai。taqianjiaogangchumen,wohoujiaojiugenleshangqu。
wokaizhewoneiliangpojiudeguochanche,yuanyuandidiaozhetadebaisebaomamini。guoran,tameiyouqushangchang,
ershiyouyicikaidaoleweiyenajiudiandedixiacheku。tatinghaoche,meiyoulikexialai,xiangshizaidengren。
wobachetingzaijiaoluodeyinyingli,xinzangtiaodexiangdagu。meiyimiao,douxiangyigeshijineimemanzhang。wufenzhonghou,
yiliangheisedebaoshijiekayanhuanhuanshiru,tingzailetadechepangbian。chemendakai,yigechuanzhegaodingxizhuang,
toufashudeyouliangdenanrenzoulexialai。takanqilaisanshiwuliusui,shencaigaoda,
shouwanshangneikuaijinguangshanshandelaolishi,zaihunandechekuligewaiciyan。wosisididingzheta。linweiyexialeche,
lianshangshiwocongweijianguodejiaoxiuhequeyue。taxiangyizhixiaoniaoyiyang,pujinlenanrendehuaili。
nanrenshunshilouzhutadeyao,ditou,zaitachunshanghenhendizhuoleyixia。lintcp,tamenpangruowurendiyongwen。
linweideshou,huanzhenanrendebozi,xiaodehuazhiluanzhan,neishengyin,tiandefani。“wangzong,nitaoyan,
rangrenjiadengzheimejiu。”neigebeichengzuo“wangzong”denanren,nielenietadeliandan,
xiaodeyilianchongni:“zheibushiweilejinigejingxima,baobei。zou,fangjiankaihaole,jinwanrangnijianshijianshi,
shenmecaijiaozhenzhengdenanren。”wodeshou,sisidizuanzhefangxiangpan,zhijieyinweiguoduyonglierfabai。
xueyechongshangtouding,wojihuyaokongzhibuzhuziji,yijiaoyoumenchongguoqu,jiangzheiduigounannvzhuangsizaiqiangshang。
danworenzhule。xiongqianglineitoufennudeyeshouzaipaoxiao,kewodedanao,queqiansuoweiyoudeqingxing。chongdongshimogui。
woyaode,bushiyihuanerdeyuchunjieju。woyaotamen,shenbaiminglie,yiwusuoyou。wonachushouji,
diaozhenghaojiaoju,duizheneijinjinxiangyongdelianggeren,qingxidipaixialejizhangzhaopian,haiyouyiduanshipin。shipinli,
linweidianqijiaojian,zhudongxianshangrewen,lianshangdebiaoqing,shihewozaiyiqishicongweiyouguodechimihefanglang。paiwan,
wolikefadongchezi,qiaowushengxidilikailecheku。huidaoneigecengjingbeiwochengwei“jia”dedifang,
wozuozaiheianli,yibianyouyibiandikanzheshoujilidezhaopianheshipin。xin,yijingmamule。
neigelianainaodechenfeng,liantongtaneikeposuidexin,beiwoyiqidabao,rengjinlelajitong。xianzai,shishihou,
ranglinwei,jiwoyige“jieshi”le。wobazhaopiandayinchulai,sanzaiketingdechajishang。ranhou,zuozaishafashang,
jingjingdidengdaizhewode“nvshen”guilai。youshiwuye。menkaile。linweihengzhexiaoquzoujinlai,xinqingsihujihao。
dangtadakaiketingdeng,kandaoshafashangdewo,hechajishangneiyiduizhaopianshi,lianshangdexiaorong,shunjianninggule。
kongqi,siyiyangdejijing。talianshangdexueseyirouyankejiandesudutunqu,biandecanbai。
“chenfeng……ni……nigenzongwo?”tadeshengyindouzaifadou。womeishuohua,zhishinaqiyizhangzhaopian,zhaopianshang,
tazhengheneige“wangzong”zaichekuliwendenanfennanjie。wobazhaopian,qingqingdituidaotamianqian。“jieshiyixia?
”wodeshengyinhenpingjing,pingjingdexiangzaitaolunjintiandetianqi。keyueshizheiyang,linweisihuyueshihaipa。
tazuichunduosuozhe,bantianshuobuchuyijuhua。jimiaozhonghou,tahuranxiangshizhaodaolezhuxingu,mengditaiqitou,
yanshenlibuzaishihuangluan,ershiyizhongpoguanziposhuaidelizhiqizhuang。“dui!wojiushichuguile!nimanyile?
”wokanzheta,xiaole。zheijiushiwoailebaniandenvren。meiyouyisikuijiu,meiyouyijudaoqian。“weishenme?
”wowen。“weishenme?”taxiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua,jianshengxiaoleqilai,“chenfeng,niwenwoweishenme?
niyebuzhaozhaojingzikankanniziji!nikankannichuandeshenme,kaideshenmeche!gennizaiyiqi,
woguodeshishenmerizi?”tazhizhewo,manliandebiyihexianqi。“nijibulewoxiangyaode!nimen,niwuqu,
nijiuxiangyibeibaikaishui,pingdanderangrenexin!nizhidaowanghaoduiwoyouduohaoma?tajiwomaiaimashi,
daiwoquchirenjunjiqiandefacan,tanengdaiwojinruwomengmeiyiqiudequanzi!nini?nizhihuijiwozuozaofan!
chenfeng,woshougoule!”yuanlaineigenanren,jiaowanghao。wodexin,yijingganjuebudaotengle,
zhishengxiayipianhuangwudefeixu。wodianlediantou,yuanlai,wobaniandetaoxintaofei,
jiuhuanlaiyiju“pingdanderangrenexin”。hao,henhao。“suoyi,nixiangzenmeyang?”wojixuwen。
linweishenxiyikouqi,xiangshixiadinglemouzhongjuexin,congyafenglijichulianggezi:“lihun。”tadingzhewo,
yanshenlidaizheyisikuaiyihejietuo:“woyitiandourenbulenile。zheifangziguiwo,cheziyeguiwo,
nizheixieniancundeqian,fenwoyiban。jiudangshiniduiwozheimeduoniandeqingchunbuchang。nijingshenchuhu,
womenjiuliangqingle。”wokanzhetaneizhangyinweitanlanerniuqudelian,huranjuede,zijiguoqubanian,
zhenshixialeyan。woyiweiwoyangdeshiyizhiwenshundemao,meixiangdao,shiyitiaoweibushudebaiyanlang。jingshenchuhu?
haiyaofenwoyibandecunkuan?tabawodangshazima?e,duile,zaitaderenzhili,
woyizhidoushineigeduitayantingjicongde“lianainao”shazi。wohuanhuanzhanqishen,zoudaotamianqian。
taxiayishidihoutuileyibu,yanshenlishanguoyisijuyi。wokanzhetadeyanjing,yiziyijudishuodao:“hao,
wotongyilihun。”linweilengzhule。tadagaimeixiangdao,wodayingdezheimegancui。tayanlidejingti,
manmanbianchenglekuangxi。“danshi,”wohuafengyizhuan,zuijiaogouqiyimorangtamoshengde,binglengdehudu,
“caichanzenmefen,women,dehaohaosuansuan。”shuowan,womeizaikanta,jingzhizouhuilefangjian,fansuolemen。
liuxialinweiyigeren,zhanzaiketingli,biaoqingbianhuanmoce。tangzaichuangshang,wozhengzheyanjing,kanzhetianhuaban。
neigelianainaodechenfeng,yijingchedisile。xianzaihuozhedezheigewo,naozilizhiyouyigeniantou。linwei,wanghao。
nimenxiangyaode,woyiyangdoubuhuijinimen。nimencongwozheiliduozoude,woyaonimen,jiabeifenghai。yichanghaoxi,
caiganggangkaishi。dierzhang:lengjingdemoguisuoshangmendeneiyike,wozhenggerendousongchilexialai。
meiyoufennudepaoxiao,meiyouxinsuidekuqi,shenzhilianyisibolandoumeiyou。
wodedanaojiuxiangyitaichaopinyunxingdejisuanji,lengjing,gaoxiao,meiyigeniantoudouzhixiangyigemubiao:fuchou。
neigejiaowanghaodenanren,haiyoulinwei,tamenbawodangchengshenmele?yigekeyisuiyidiuqidelaji,
yigegongtamencaizheshangweidedianjiaoshi?tamenyiweitichulihun,jiunengshunlikaiqixinshenghuo,nazhewodexuehanqian,
quguotamensuoweide“shangliushehui”derizi?tianzhen。wozuozaishuzhuoqian,dakailewodebijibendiannao。
badiaolelianainao,wodezhishanghaoxiangshunjianzhanlinglegaodi。
yiqianneixiebeiaiqingdetianmipaomohuzhudeluojihefenxinengli,cikeqingxidekepa。diyibu,zhijizhibi。
woyaogaoqingchuzheigewanghao,daodishigeshenmehuose。woxianshizaiwangshangsousuo“wanghao”zheigemingzi,
jiashang“baoshijiekayan”、“jinrong”dengguanjianci。henkuai,jitiaoxinxitiaolechulai。wanghao,sanshibasui,
tianqitouzigongsidechuangshirenjianceo。gongsibuda,chengliledagaiwunian,zhuyaozuoyixiesimuheguquantouzi。
wangshangnengchadaodexinxibuduo,doushixieguanmiantanghuangdexuanchuangao,chuixuzijiyanguangdudao,
dailingkehushixianlecaifuziyou。woshunzhexiansuo,modaoletamengongsidewangzhan。wangzhanzuodedaoshitinghuren,
manpingdoushi“jingyingtuandui”、“hexinyoushi”、“chenggonganli”。danwoyigegaojishude,yiyanjiukanchulai,
zheiwangzhanshigelianjiademoban,lianfuwuqidoushizudezuibianyideneizhong。yigezhenzhengzhuanqiandegongsi,
buhuizaimenmianshangzheimekousou。jiezhe,womojinlewanghaodegerenshejiaozhanghao。zheijiahuo,
shigebuzhebukoude“pengyouquanjingying”。jintianzaimougegaoduanluntanshangfayan,mingtianzaigaoerfuqiuchanghuigan,
houtianyouzaimougecishanwanyanshanghemoumou“mingren”heying。tashouwanshangdelaolishi,yaojiandeaimashipidai,
yongyuanshizhaopianlizuiqiangjingdedaoju。tademeiyitiaodongtai,douzaipinmingdixiangwaijiechuandayigexinxi:wohenyouqian,
wohundehenhao,woyijingshishangliushehuideyiyuanle。wofankanzhetaneixiefukuazuozuodezhaopian,
zuijiaobuzijuedigouqiyisilengxiao。wodongle。zheigewanghao,
benzhishanghewoneigeyixinxiangjiaruhaomendeqizilinwei,shiyiluren。tamendoujiduxurong,aimianzi,
kewangdedaowaijiederenke,weilejijinsuoweideshangliuquanzi,keyibuzeshouduan。tamenzuidaderuanlei,
jiushitamende“mianzi”he“qiantu”。ruguo,wonengbatamenzuikanzhongdedongxi,dangzhesuoyourendemian,
shuaigefensuini?yigefengkuangerzhoumidejihua,kaishizaiwonaozhongmanmanchengxing。diertianyizao,wodakaifangmen。
linweiyijingqilaile,zuozaicanzhuopang,huazhejingzhidezhuang。jianwochulai,tayanshenshanduoleyixia,
suijiyoutingzhileyaoban,baichuyifugongshigongbandezuilian。“chenfeng,woxianghaole。womenxieyilihun,
duidajiadouhao。woyijingzhaolvshicaonilexieyi,nikanyixia。fangzihechezidoudengjizaiwomingxia,
benlaijiugaishiwode。nidecunkuan,womenyirenyiban,yijingshiwozuidaderangbule。
”tajiangyifenwenjiantuidaowomianqian,yuqilidaizheburongzhihuideqiangshi。wolakaiyizizuoxia,
liankandoumeikanneifenxieyiyiyan,duanqizhuoshangdeniunaiheleyikou。“linwei,womenbanianfuqi,nijuede,
nijiuzhizheidianqian?”womanyouyoudikaikou。talengzhule,meimingbaiwoshenmeyisi。wofangxianiunaibei,
kanzhetadeyanjing,lianshangguazheyizhongtacongweijianguode,wenhequeyoudaizheyapogandexiaorong。“fangzi,chezi,
cunkuan,zheixiedoushixiaoshi。nigenwobanian,wokuidaileni,shiwobudui。wobugaineimemen,
bugaijibuleni**。shiwopeibushangni。”wodehua,ranglinweichedimengle。tayuxiangguowodefennu,
wodejiuchan,wodezhiwen,weidumeixiangguo,wohuirucipingjingdi……rencuo?tadebiaoqingcongjiebei,daocuoe,
zaidaoyisiyanshibuzhudeqiexihebiyi。kanba,taxindilikendingzaixiang,chenfengzheigewonangfei,
guoranhaishineigelilewojiuhuobuledetiangou。“jirannidoumingbaile,neijiuhaojuhaosan。
”tadeyuqihuanhelexialai,daizheyisishishebandekuanrong。“dangran。”wodianlediantou,jixushuodao,
“buguo,lihunzhiqian,youjianshi,wodegennishuoqingchu。”wonachushouji,
diankaileneiduanzaichekulipaideshipin。linweihewanghaoyongwendehuamian,qingxidichuxianzaipingmushang。
tadelianse“shua”diyixiayoubaile。“ni……nixiangganshenme?”tashengyinjianliqilai,“chenfeng,
wojinggaoni,niyaoshiganbazheigefachuqu,wogennimeiwan!”“biejinzhang。”woguandiaoshipin,shouqishouji,
xiaorongyijiuwenhe,“wobushiyaoweixieni。wozhishixianggaosuni,wanghao,zheigenanren,wozhidaota。
tianqitouzidewangzong,duiba?”linweijingtidikanzhewo,bushuohua。“woyougegemener,zaijinrongquanhunde。
qianliangtianhejiu,tahaigenwotiqiguozheigewanghao。”wokaishilewoxiahualianpiandebiaoyan,
meiyigezidoushuodewubizhencheng。“tashuozheigewanghao,yexinhenda,nengliyehaixing,jiushigenjitaiqian,
yizhixiangdashangzhenzhengdedarenwu,jijinjingchengdeneigequanzi,kexia,yizhimeimenlu。”wodehua,
xianggouziyiyang,gouzhulelinwei。tazuiguanxinde,jiushiwanghaodeqiantu。wanghaodeqiantu,jiudengyutadeqiantu。
“nixiangshuoshenme?”tarenbuzhuzhuiwen。woguzuoshenmidixiaolexiao:“meishenme。zhishijuede,
nitingyouyanguangde。zheigewanghao,yaoshizhenyouguirentixieyiba,qiantubuke**。daoshihou,
nijiushizhenzhengdehaomenkuotaile。”wozhanqishen,pailepaitadejianbang,
yuqilichongmanle“zhencheng”dezhufu:“linwei,jirannizhaodaolegenghaodeguisu,
wozuoweiailenibaniandenanren,bugailanzheni。lihundeshi,jiuannishuodeban。buguo,jiwodianshijian,
wochuliyixiashoutoudegongzuo,yerangwo……huanhuan。”woyanchuleyifubeipaoqihou,
xinsuidanyiranweiduifangzhexiangde“jueshihaoqianfu”demoyang。linweichedibeiwomihuole。zaitayanli,
wohaishineigemeichuxidelianainao,zhishibeixianshidajidaorenmingleeryi。tashenzhijuede,woshizaijiduwanghao,
suoyicaihuishuozheixiesuanhua。tadefangbei,chedixiexiale。“suannishixiang。”tahengleyisheng,
lianshangzhongxinfuxianchuneizhonggaogaozaishangdeyouyuegan,“chenfeng,zheishinizheibeizizuodezuizhengquedeyigejueding。
dengwohewanghaojiehundeshihou,huijinifaqingtiede。”shuowan,tanaqineigeangguidebaobao,caizhegaogenxie,
zhigaoqiyangdizoule。kanzhetadebeiying,wolianshangdewenqingheluomoshunjianxiaoshi,querdaizhide,
shilangyibandeyanshen。yuer,yijingkaishiduiyuerganxingqule。xianzai,woxuyaoyigezhuanyedediaoyulao。
wobotongleyigedianhua。“wei,laoma?”dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyigecuguangshuanglangdeshengyin:“**,chenfeng?
nixiaozizenmexiangqijiwodadianhuale?bushizainidewenrouxianglilebusishuma?”laoma,majun,
wobuduilidelaozhanyou,guomingdejiaoqing。tuiwuhou,tameixiangwoyiyangzhaogeanwengongzuo,ershixiahaijingshang,
shenmedouganguo,renmaiguang,luziye,sanjiaojiuliudourenshi。qianjiniangaozhibodaihuopeilegedichaotian,
xianzaizhengxianzhemeishigan。dantashenshangyougujinger,neizhongjianguodashimian,nengzhendezhuchangzidejinger。“shaofeihua,
zhaonibanggemang。yanchangxi,youmeiyouxingqu?”wokaimenjianshan。“yanxi?yanshenme?xianshuohao,
meiqiandehuoerwokebugan,qiongpale。”laomazaidianhuaneitourangrang。“fangxin,kuidaibuleni。”woxiaolexiao,
“shichengzhihou,jinizheigeshu。”wobilege“liu”deshoushi,duizhekongqishuodao。“liuwan?”“liushiwan。
”dianhuaneitouchenmolezuzushimiaozhong,ranhoushilaomadaoxiliangqideshengyin:“**!chenfeng,
nixiaoziqiangyinxingle?shenmexizheimezhiqian?sharenfanghuodehuoerwokebugana!”“busharen,bufanghuo。
jiushirangni……bangeyouqianren,yigenenghufenghuanyude‘darenwu’。”wobawodejihua,
jiandangentashuoleyibian。laomatingwan,youchenmole。“fengzi,ni……zheishirangrenjidaimaozile?
”taxiaoxinyiyidiwen。“ng。”womeiyouyinman。“made!”laomazaineitouzhijiemalechulai,
“neiduigounannv!nidengzhe,gemenerzheijiuguoqu!zheihuoerwojiele!bieshuoliushiwan,jiusuanyifenqianbuyao,
zheikouqiwoyedebangnichule!”banxiaoshihou,yishentxudakucha、talazherenzituodelaoma,
chuxianzaiwojiamenkou。wobashiqingdelailongqumai,yuanyuanbenbendigaosuleta。laomatingwan,
yibazhangpaizaizhuozishang,zhendebeizidoutiaoleqilai。“qirentaishen!fengzi,nijiushitailaoshile!
zheishierbaozaiwoshenshang!bubaneisunzihuyoudedikudoudangdiao,wojiubujiaomajun!
”wokanzhetayifentianyingdeyangzi,xinliyinuan。“guangkaonibuxing,womendezuo**。congjintianqi,
nibushimajun,nishi‘mazong’,yigecongjingchenglaide,shouyantongtiandeshenmitouziren。”wobadiannaozhuanxiangta,
pingmushangshiwanghaodeziliao。“womendemubiao,jiushita。zheigeren,xurong、zifu、jigongjinli。
womenyaojitahuayigetawufajujuededabing,rangtaxinganqingyuandibasuoyoushenjia,doutoujinlai。
”laomakanzhepingmushangwanghaoneizhangyoutoufenmiandelian,heiheiyixiao,luchuyikoubaiya:“zheigewoshua!
dangnianwomaibaojianpindeshihou,zhuanpianzheizhongjuedezijitecongmingderen。”jiexialaidejitian,
wohelaomakaishilejinluomigude“jiaosebanyan”zhunbei。shouxianshixingtou。wobawozheixieniancunxiadejixu,
quchulaiyibufen,daizhelaomazhibenshechipindian。conggaodingxizhuang、shougongpixie,
daobaidafeilideshoubiao、dengxiludexiukou,quanbupeiqi。danglaomachuanzheyishenjiancaihetideamanixizhuang,
shouwanshangdaizheneikuaizuyimaixiawoneiliangpochedemingbiao,congshiyijianzouchulaishi,lianwodoulengzhule。renkaoyizhuang,
fokaojinzhuang。zheihuayidianbujia。neigeshijingqishizudemajunbujianle,querdaizhide,
shiyigeqichangqiangda、yanshenshensui,daizheyisishangweizheteyoudeaomanheshulide“mazong”。“zenmeyang?
youneiweierleba?”laomadeyidizhenglezhenglingdai。wodianlediantou:“haichadiandongxi。
”wodijitayifujinsibianyanjing。tadaishanghou,neiguzi“rushang”desiwenbaileiqizhi,shunjianlaman。
jiezheshizuojia。wotongguoyigeershoucheshichangdepengyou,zuleyiliangheisedemaibahes680,
peileyigezhuanmendesiji。zheiliangchewangneiyiting,jiushishenfendexiangzheng。ranhoushi“renshe”。
wojilaomabianzaoleyigewanmeideshenfenbeijing:jingchengmouhongsejiazudeyuanqin,
shoudixiazhangguanzheyizhiguimopangdadehaiwaisimujijin,zheicilaiwomenzheigeerxianchengshi,
shilaikaochayixieyouqianlide“xinjijian”xiangmu。weirendidiao,buxizhangyang,zhigenxindeguoderendajiaodao。
weilerangzheigeshenfengengkexin,wohaihuaqianzhaorenzuoleyitaojiadeshenfenzhengminghegongsiziliao,zuodetianyiwufeng。
zuihou,yeshizuiguanjiandeyibu:ruherang“mazong”hewanghao,“ouyu”。zheizhongouyu,bixujingxinsheji,
yaoxiandeziranerran,youyaorangwanghaojuede,zheishitiandadejiyuan。wochalewanghaojinqidexingcheng,
faxiantaxiazhouyaoqucanjiayigebendishanghuijubande“qingnianqiyejialuntan”。jihui,laile。“laoma,xiazhou,
jiushinidengtailiangxiangdeshihou。”wobaluntandeyaoqinghanpaizaizhuoshang。“didian,jiuzaixierdunjiudian。daoshihou,
niyaobiaoxiande……xianggechuangrufanjiandeshen。”laomaniezheneifenyaoqinghan,yanshenlishanshuozhexingfendeguangmang,
xiangyitoujijiangjinruliechangdeshizi。“fangxinba,fengzi。”taliezuiyixiao,luchuyikousenbaideya,
“gedeyanji,jueduishiaosikajibiede。nijiudengzhekanhaoxiba。”erlingyibian,
linweisihuyegenwanghaoshuolewode“zhuanbian”。zheijitian,taduiwodetaiduhaodejingren。shenzhihaizhudongtichu,
lihunqian,takeyixianbanchuquzhu,jiwoyidian“kongjian”。tayiwei,woshizaiweitaranglu。tabuzhidao,
woshizaiweitahetadeqingfu,wayigezuyimaizangtamensuoyoumengxiangdefenmu。guaduanhelaomadedianhua,
wozoudaochuangbian,kanzhelouxiacheshuimalongdechengshi。linwei,wanghao。nimendeqinggongyan,woyijingkaishizhunbeile。
xiwangnimen,huixihuanwosongshangdezheifen“dali”。
disanzhang:yuershanggoule“qingnianqiyejialuntan”zaixierdunjiudiandedingcengyanhuitingjuxing。xianchangyixiangbinying,
gongchoujiaocuo,kongqizhongmimanzhegaojixiangshuihechenggongrenshidezixinweidao。wanghaoshijintiandejiaodianzhiyi。
tachuanzheyishenzhanxindejieniyaxizhuang,toufashudeyisibugou,duanzheyibeixiangbin,
yourenyouyudichuansuozairenqunzhong,hemeiyigetarenwei“youjiazhi”derenjiaohuanmingpian,
lianshangguazheqiadaohaochudejingyingshiweixiao。linweizuoweitade“xianneizhu”,jintianyedabandegewaidongren。
yixijiuhongsedelubeizhangqun,jiangtalinglongyouzhideshencaigouledelinlijinzhi。tawanzhewanghaodegebo,
lianshangshiyanshibuzhudejiaoaohexingfu,fangfotayijingshizheigequanzidenvzhuren。erwo,
zehelaomazuozaiyanhuitingzuibuqiyandejiaoluoli。wochuanzheputongdexiuxianzhuang,xianggewuruzheilideluren。
erlaoma,jintiande“mazong”,yishenansetiaowendegaodingxizhuang,jinsiyanjing,
shouwanshangdebaidafeilizaidengguangxiazheshechuchenwendeguangmang。tameiyouxiangqitarenyiyangsichujiaoji,
zhishianjingdizuozaineili,shouliduanzheyibeiqingshui,yanshendanmodisaoshizhequanchang,fangfozheilideyiqie,
dourubuletadefayan。zheiguziyuzhongbutongde“**”,henkuaijiuxiyinlezhouweirendezhuyi。
“neiweixianshengshisheia?kanzhehaoyouqichang。”“burenshi,meijianguo。womenzheiquanzi,youzheihaorenwuma?
”“kanneichuanzhedaban,feifujiguia……”qieqiesiyusheng,xiangfengyiyang,yechuidaolewanghaodeerduoli。
tashunzhezhongrendemuguangwangguolai,diyiyan,jiubeilaomashouwanshangneikuaibiaoxiyinle。
 
                 拔掉恋爱脑,我嘎嘎乱杀
                                拔掉恋爱脑,我嘎嘎乱杀