我和死对头都有自己的小主意
《我和死对头都有自己的小主意》 小说介绍
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《我和死对头都有自己的小主意》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
woyehemiaozhailaozhaizhushisiduitou，
wohelaozhaizhusunzizhuyouziranshibuliangli。
danzhuyouzhangdeshizaishiwodecai，
xihuancanledewotiantianbiaomianlengdanzuoxi，
qishibeidilizhuomozhegaizenmetouchidiantadeqinggubarenbangzaishenbian。
zhuyouzheixiaozifangwoxiangfangzei，bazijidepingpingguanguankandesijin，
pingshiyiliangaoaolengdan，xizirujin，
meixiangdaoshijialianyinyanhuishang，wokandaozhuyouduosuozhewangwodetanglisa**，
wokanbuguoyan，zhuazhutadeshoudaogeganjing，
haitianleliangxiapingkou，bufangxinwen，
「这分量够吗？」
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wohezhuyoucongxiaozhenfengxiangduidaoxianzai，huxiangkanbushunyan，
xiaoshihoutahaisuanmiantiankeai，buzhidaozenmehuishi，yuezhangdayuelengdanjingui，tiantianlianchoudeyipi。
wojialianwu，tajialiangu，
tayeyemawoyeyesizhifadakongyoumanli，woyeshigemeinaozide，
woyeyematayeyetoutoumomojingshiyinzhao，zhuyouyeshangliangbuzhengxialiangwai，ruobujinfengxiaobailianyige。
congxiaojiaowo，womenjiadejiaxunjiushihezhujiashibuliangli！
suiranzaizheiyangdexuntaoxiazhangda，wohennanduizhuyouyouhaogan，
danwentijiuzaiyu，zhuyoushizaitaifuhewodexihaole，wulunshilengdanjingzhidewuguan，gujiefenmingdebaixishouzhi，haishiyifusirenyangdemiantanlian，wodouhenxihuan。
shuobaidian，keke，wochantashenzi。
danshizaiyiqishibukenengzaiyiqide，chufeizhuyouyefengle，erqiewomendouhejialiduanjueguanxiliulangjietou。
suoyiwodasuan，barenchidaozuijiusuanle，zheijiuxuyaoyixieqiji。
birushuo，zhuyoulianzhideluanqibazaodeguchong。
tingshuoshenmegongxiaodedouyou，ruguozhuyoubuxiaoxinwushile**guzhileidedongxi，wodaoshikeyimianweiqinanbangbangta。
suoyiwozhuazhusuoyoudejihuitanchatadegumin，daodizhuanglexieshenmedongxi，ruguoyouwoxuyaode，jiutoutoumomogaodaoshou。
danzheixiaozikandejin，wohaimeichenggongguo，erqiehaizhongzhaojici。
buzhidaotaweilebaofuwo，toutouzaiwodefancailifanglexieshenmeqiguaidechongzi，xinghaowoshentiqiangjian，meicidoushinaoshangjiciduziyejiuhaole。
zhuyoukandaowomanxuefuhuoguilai，zongshiyilianshiwang，wojiuchongtatiaoxin。
「nidengzhe，wozhaodaonideqinggujiuweijifubaochi。」
fubaoshiwojiadekanmenquan，cengjingzaizhuyouxiaoshihouyaoguotade**，kendingjitaliuxialehenshendexinliyinying。
yinweimeiciwozheiyangshuo，zhuyoudemiantanlianjiuhuigengchou，ranhoufafengsideyanjiutaneixiechongzi，yexuzhunbeijiwozhimingyiji。
danwozuijinmeikongtoutagumin，yinweiyeyebuzhidaofaleshenmefeng，mangzhejiwoxiangqin。
「woxiangnizheimedadeshihou！nibadouhuitouqinxiaonvhaile！」
kanzhemianqiandehuaxiang，doubizhuyouchayuanle，meixingqu。
「yuediwobarendoujiaolaijinikankan，haorangzhujianeizaolaotouzikankanwosunnvyouduoqiangshou！」
wofangebaiyan，jiuzhidaoyeyeyoubeilaoduitouchaofengle。
danyeyeshuodaozuodao，yuedidewanyananshijuban，woduizherenliandouxiaojiangle，zhunbeitouliudaohouchuqubaduzitianbao。
hurankanjianzhuyouzaizoulangshangyishanerguodeshenying，woyigejilingxiayishiduozaiyipangdezhuzihou，sisuotashibushiyouyaogujizhongshirangwozaiwanyanshangchuchou。
yueguangzaizhuyoudebiliangyuxiahejianqiechuliluodehudu，jiemaoweizhan，ercedexisuiyinhuanyaohuang，erhoudedianlanciqingruoyinruoxian，yinmeiyuyilingzhixia。
shoulinazheyixiaobaoyaofen，zhengwangwofenfuxiarenzuodeyinergengliqingdao。
wonulibianrenneizhandoudeziji，huanqingfen！zhenghewoyi。
buzhidaozhuyoudeshouzenmehuishi，dougebuting，neibenjiubuduodeyaofendousadaozhuozishang。
wokandexinteng，jibuzouguoqu，zhuazhutadeshouyixiadaogeganjing，yongshaozihuluanjiaoleliangxia，yikouqihegan。
momozuichun，yingzhezhuyoujingedemuguang，bapingkouchucanliudeyaofentianjinzuili。
henbufangxindiwen，「zheifenlianggouma？」
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bijingwoshentibushiyibandehao，zheimeduonianzongchizhuyoudeyao，dikangliyehenbucuo。
wanyimeinengqixiao，zheimehaodejihuikebuhaozhaole。
suoxingreyihenkuaicuanqilai，zhuyouyanshenjinge，zuichunzhanghe，danwoyijingtingbuqingchutazaishuoshenmele。
shijianzhengming，yaodefenlianghenchongzu，diertianwoxinglaikandaorengjiushuizhedezhuyou，qingxingzijimeizaikeyibao。
zuotiankebarenzhetengdebuqing，danshisheijiaotaxiangxiayaorangwochuchou，bangwogexiaomangyesuanliangqing。
shichuyouyin，zheiyebusuanweibeijiaxun。
wochuanshangyifuzouchuliangbu，huranfaxianlezhuyoucongbulishendegumin，jingjingtangzaidishang。
xiangqizuoyetagengxianshuiguangdeyanjing，yinrendeshenqingheyingraobutingdelingdangsheng，woguishishenchadidakailegumin。
busiwangchanghuangzhang，youmeiyourendarao，zheicihenshunlizhaodaolejigexiezheqinggudeciping。
dengwohuiguoshenlaineijigexiaocipingyijinggenzhewohuidaozijidefangjian，pingzilidechongzixixisususihuzaijiaozaobuan。
wozhengxiangdakaipingzikangejiujing，huranmenbeiqiaoxiang。
menwaizhuyoudaizheyayihenaonudeshengyinxiangqi，「shenzhi，kaimen！」
woshouyidou，pingzipadashuaidaodishang，sifenwulie，yizhizhushasemilidaxiaodechongzipadefeikuai。
woquzhuota，pifujiechudaodeshunjianchongzihuranhuazuoyitanshuiliuzaizhijian。
meinengjianqilai，qiaomenshengyouxianggebuting，wozhihaobasuipiantidaozhuozidixia，youbashoushangdeyeticaganjing。
qiangzhuangzhendingqukaimen，zhuyouzhanzaimenkou，womendejuliyishunjianhenjin。
dandandelengxiangchuanguolai，woxiangqizuoyehuangtang，nandejuedelianshangyoudianshao。
「ganma？」**babakaikou。
「你拿我东西了？」
zhuyouwanquanbutui，shenzhigengjinyibu，youxiezhejidiniezhuwodewangu。
wozhengtuoliangxia，sihucaiyishidaotabuzhidaoshenmeshihouyijingzhangdeyuanbiwoyaogaoda，suiranworirixiwu，dannannvzhijiantianshengdeliliangxuanshuhaishirangwoyoudianyayi。
「sheinanidongxile？nineichouchongziwocaibuxihan。」
shuowancaiyishidaozijihaoxiangbudazizhaole，danzhengjudoumeile，woyejiulizhiqizhuangfanbohuiqu。
「sheijiaonitoutoupaolaijiwoxiayao，yinxianxiaoren！」
zhuyousihucaixiangqimoujiangengyaojindeshiqing，taxiuzhangdeshouzhishouhuiquniejinbeiwochedeyoudiansongkuadelingzi，jidianhonghenyeyinmeizaiyilingxia。
「卑鄙。」
tahongzheerduokongsu，liandianlansedeciqingdoufanzhedanfen，
「**！」
woyehaobutuibu，qiangshenghuiqu。
「sheixiadu，sheijiedu，womeixianqinijiusuanle。」
我小声嘟囔。
zhuyouyaozhezuichun，wohuranxiangqizuotianchunchijianrouruandechugan，gangadiyikaiyanjing。
「把蛊虫还给我！」
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wosibuchengren，zhuyoubuxin，yingyaochuangjinfangjianlaizhao。
henjiumeijiantazheimezheji，gaibuhuiwonadezhenshishenmehenzhongyaodechongziba。
woyinggaimeikancuo，pingzishangxiezheqinggu。qinggu？nandaozhuyoushiyouxihuanderenle？zheimefanchang？
「kuaidianhaijiwo，neishihenzhongyaodedongxi。」
wokantiankandi，shuozijimeina，ranhouwomendemuguangyiqiyidaodishangyikuaisuicipianshang。
完蛋！露馅了！
zhuyouyiyanjiurenchulaizheishitazhuangguchongdexiaociping，
「shuaisuile？nidasuilenayige？limiandechongzini？」
tayidieshengdiwen，yankuangyoudianfahong，「nigaibuhuizhenjifubaochileba。」
kanzhetasihuyaokuchulaidebiaoqing，woyoudianzhaojiabuzhu，wozheiren，jiushichiruanbuchiying，yaoshitagenpingshiyiyangyilianbuxie，wozhibudinghaiqiangtaliangju。
danshirenyaoshizhendekule，wojiushoumangjiaoluanqilai。
「weiweiwei，niganma？nigaibuhuiyaokuba。」
「womeijifubao，nineichongzibujinghe，diaodaodishangjiusile。」
zhuyoumiansehuanguolaiyidian，jixuguanxintadebaobeichongzi，
「是什么颜色的？」
「红色的。」
「尸体呢？」
wonaonaotou，rushizhaolai，「woxiangquzhuata，danshiyipengjiuxiaoshile，meiyoushiti，woyebuzhidaonaqule。」
jiulianshengxiadeyidianyetiyebeiwosuishoucadaoyifushang，suanshichedimeile，shiguwucun。
「你用手碰了？」
「duia。」wolisuodangrandidiandiantou，「nanbuchengyongjiaoyazijianma？」
zhuyoumiansebianhuan，sihuyoujingxiyeyoujinge，「nizhidaoneishishenmema？」
「情蛊吧。」
「nizhidaozhongxiaqinggudefangshima？」
「吃掉。」
wopingjiewodepinjideguchongzhishizuoda，bijingyiqianzhuyoujiwoxiayaodoushifangzaiwofanli，youshihouhaigabengcui。
taercedeyinhuanhuangdongjixia，huanhuankaikou，「qinggubutong，jifujiechujikezhonggu。」
「suoyi？nishishuo？neigechongzixianzaizaiwoshentili！」
wochengmujieshe，kanzhejiechudedifangwuyan，yeyeshuodedui，wanchongzidedoubushishenmezhengpairenshi！
「meishimeishi，qingguyinggaishiyiduiba，balingyizhizhaochulainiesiwobujiumeishilema。」
woanweiziji，yebuzangzheyezhele，badoulineijigexiaocipingnachulaibaizaizhuomianshang。
chezhezhuyouquzhao，「kuaidiankankan，lingyizhizainagepingzili。」
zhuyoushuncongdibeiwolachezhe，anzhuwoqubasaizideshou，lianjiamimanbohong。
「在我这里。」
wodanvzinengqunengshen，yishunjianjiushuangshouheshi，「qiuqiunile，zhuyou，woyuanyiyongwosuoyoudelinghuaqianmaitayitiaoming。」
zhuyouxiuzhangdeshouzhidiandianzijidexinkou，
「woshishuo，zaiwozheili。」
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完了！
woshixiangjizhuyouxiaqinggulaizhe，danneishirenmeichidaozhiqian，xianzaixinyuandachengle，youbazijipeijinqule，zheishibushitaikuiledian。
wozaifangjianlilaihuiduobu，yihuididigugu，yihuiluannaonaodai，yihuilianshengtanqi。
zhuyoushizhongzhanzaiyipang，chenmobushuohua。
「nijiuzheimetaoyanwo？」
wohuiguoshenlai，yishidaozhuyouhaizaifangjianli，
tadeliansesihubiwangchanggengcangbaiyixie，youheidetongkongsanfadaizhehanyideguang。
zhuyouzoudongyibu，jiaowanshangdeyinlingdinglingzuoxiang，
「keshizenmebanni？zhongxiaqingguderenzhongjiuyaoyibeizijiuchan，busibuxiu。」
wowuzhuzijidexinkou，wenchuguanjiandewenti，
「nizheiwanyier，gongshenhaishigongxin？」
zhongdouzhongle，direndegongjifangshiwohaishiyaogaoqingchude，zheijuedingzhewohezhuyoushidanchunderoutiguanxihaishiyoubianchengjingshenbanlvdekeneng。
suiranwowanquanwufaxiangxiangzhuyouhuixihuanyigerendeyangzi，zheigegaisideqianniandabingkuai。
zhuyousihuyemingbaiwodeyisi，tanaqizhuoshangdepingpingguanguanduomenerchu，yilianbeixiurudaodebiaoqing。
womomobizi，haishijuedingxianxiangxiangzenmeyingduiyeyedexiangqindaluandun。
guoranzhongwuchifanshi，yeyeyifulaoshenzaizaidemoyang，
「zhizhi，zuotiankeyoukanzhongxinyidenanzia？」
wonuliwangzuilibafan，yibianhuluanyaotou，
「没有。」
「yeyeyeshihenkaimingde，youxihuandenanzikeyixianjiaoliujiaoliuma，woshenjiadeyatouyeyaoxuehuigongbaicaicaixinga。」
yipangdeyahuanxiaoshengtouxiao，woyilianwunai，
「yeye，zhendemeiyou。」
「nizheiyatou，genyeyehaiyoushenmebunengshuode！」
shuozhemanliandezhezidouzhankaile，yilianyaogong，yadishengyincoudaowoerbian，
「yeyezuotianketingxiaosishuole，nidailegenanzihuifangjian。wohaiteyizhufubierangrenherendaraonimen。」
woyijing，shisheikandaole，kecengkandaozhuyoudelian？
dansuijiyixiangyinggaihaimeiluxian，yaoburanyeyekebuhuishizheifutouzheledebiaoqing。
ruguozhidaoshizhuyou，yinggaizaojiushuozheyaodaduanwodetui，bazhuyoudiuchuqule。
「shenmeshihoubarenlinglaijiyeyekankan？」
wohanhuzheshuoshijibudao，yihouzaishuo，congfanzhuoshangtaopaole。
suihoujitian，womeiganjuedaoguchongzaiwoshentiliderenheyichang，xiwu，chifan，shuijuedouzhaochang。
shenzhishuimiangenghaolexie，jiushiouerhuimengdaozhuyou，shengqideyangzi，weixiaodeyangzi，lengzheliandanshiqingbuzijindeyangzi。
zheinandaojiushiqinggudezuoyong？zheishixihuanma？
jiridouweijianzhuyou，talianxuetangyebulaile，tingshutongshuo，tasihushishenglebing。
tingdaozheigexiaoxi，wozongjuedexinkouyangyangde，sihuzhendeyouyizhichongzizaineilijiaozaobuan。
woxiang，yexuwogaiqukankan，buranzongzheimerangchongzizaiwoxinkouluanbengyebuxing，wanyijiwobenghuailekezenmezheng。
danshiwoshenjiaderenshibeiminglingjinzhijinruzhujiafudide。
menqianyikuaipaizizhixiangxinghenmingque，gouheshenjiarenbuderunei。
wopiepiezui，congqiangtouyifanerguo，gouyoushenmecuo，gougouduokeaia，wochaoaifubaode。
yiluqinggongyinnixingzong，henshunlijiuzhaodaozhuyoudefangjian。