《我警告你!笑喷我可不不负责哦》 小说介绍
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nigepoxitong,haixianwobugoudiurenshiba?
“wozhidaoyijialaozihaodezaocandian,24xiaoshiyingye,doujiangyoutiaotebiezhengzong!”qiuyatiyidao。
shiwufenzhonghou,womenzuozaileyijiareqitengteng、chongmanleyanhuoqidezaocandianli。
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woxiayishidikaiqile【yinguozhixian】。
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danwodemuguang,henkuaibeizaocandiandelaobanxiyinle。
neishiyigekanqilaiheaikeqin、shoujiaomalidezhangdaye。
congtashenshang,yanshenchuyitiaojiqiguiyideyinguozhixian——yitiaojinbengde、sanfazhe“chongtu”yiweideanhongsesixian,lianjiezheta,he……tamianqianyouguoliganggangzhahaodeyipiyoutiao。
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shehuidagejieguoyoutiao,kanyebukan,zhangzuijiuyaoleyidakou。
xiayimiao,tadebiaoqingninggule。
“咔嚓!”
yishengcuixiang,tingqilaibuxiangshiyaoyoutiao,daoxiangshiyaosuileyikuaicizhuan。
shehuidagedelianshunjiancongxiaozhangbianchengletongku,tawuzhezui,congyafenglijichuyijuhua:
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zhangdayeyemengle:“bunenga!gangchuguode,zenmehui……”
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woquefangxialekuaizi,huanhuanzhanleqilai。
linfeifeilikeyadishengyin,jidongdiwen:“dashi!ninyaochushoule?zheishishenmebug?shi‘wuzhifeigailvxingjiegoutubian’ma?”
“bu,”woyaoleyaotou,biaoqingningzhong,“zheibushibug。zheishi……tianyi。”
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“zhangdaye,wowenni,nizheipimian,shibushizuotianxiawusandian,duizhexibianhedemian?”
zhangdayejingdehebulongzui:“xiaohuozi……bu,dashi!nin……ninzenmezhidaode?!”
“neijiuduile。”woyilian“yiqiejinzaizhangwo”debiaoqing,
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“erzheiweidage,wokannitiantingbaoman,longxinghubu,yikanjiushiminggejiying、bazidairenzhiren!zhei‘jingangtiao’,yuni,naishitianzuozhihe!
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“meicuo!”wozhandingjietie,“nizaiyaoyikou!danyaozhiqian,bixuxinzhongmoniansanbian‘laozitianxiadiyi’!jiangnidewangbazhiqiyunyuchijian,nizaishishi!”
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“咦?”
zheiyici,tayaozaileyoutiaobijiaoshusongdelingyitou。kougansuiranhaishipianying,danwanquanzaikeyijieshoudefanweinei。
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yichangfengbo,xiaomiyuwuxing。
wozhuanshenhuidaozuowei,shenzanggongyuming。
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我警告你!笑喷我可不不负责哦