《我居然怀了反派的崽》 小说介绍
zhujiaoshiyueningxiyewenandeshumingjiao《wojuranhuailefanpaidezai》,shizuozhexiaomizhousuobianxiedeyanqingleixiaoshuo,shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule:“qinaidesuzhu,jingpinggurenwushibai,10fenzhonghoukaiqimieshamoshi~ninkeyikaishishuoyiyanlee~danbenxitongbufuzejiluzhuandasuzhudiannianzhiren。”……...
《我居然怀了反派的崽》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
wohuailefanpaidezai,woyemeixiangdao。
dangchuxitongshuohaoyaozhengjiucansideshenqingnaner,jitayigehaojieju。
jieguoshenqingnanerhefanpaidazhan,liangrenbinsideshihou,wojiucuoleren。
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wojidenanerzhilanyushu,qianqianjunzi。
danwomeixiangdaofanpaibinanergengyuelangfengqing!
haijidedangshijiulerenhou,wobataanzhizaixuanyaxiadexiaomuwu。
zhunbeizaiwurendajiaodedifangxianpeiyangganqing,zaiyongjiumingzhienmodaotatongyiyishenxiangxu。
wosuanjizhetaxinglaideshichen,duanlewanbaizhoutuikaixiaomuwudemen。
yuanbenxieyizheqiangbimuyangshendeta,zaikaimendeneiyikebamuguangyileguolai,yanshenlichongmanlejingti。
“biaoge,nixingle,xianhewanzhouba。”wobazhoufangdaochuangtapangdemuzhuoshang。
“biaoge?”talveweiwailewaitou?youxiebujie。
“zhongjinbiaoge,youshinihuijiangyinzuzhaijianguowo,niwangla?wozuorilaicidixunyou,jieguotingwenniyuyewenanyuezhan,xinlishizaidanyou,bianlaikankan,buxiangpengjianbiaogeyishenshangtangzaidishang。”woyiliandanyoudiwangzheta。
tatinglewodehua,yanliyouxiewanweidexiaoyi。
“dangshiwoshenbianderensilema?”tashengyinyonglanlitouzhejifenliangbo。
dayueshiwodeganjuechucuoleba,wojidenanershigewenheyoulidehaopiqilaizhe。
“yewenanneigedamotouma?yuanbenhaishengyikouqini,woranghuweibuleyidao,xianzaiyinggaisitoutoule。”woyuqilimanmandedoushiqiubiaoyang。
tacuoedikanlewoyiyan,jiuxiangyudaoshenmehaoxiaodeshiyiyang,bunengziyidixiaoleqilai。
aizheshangshixiaodeshengyinjidi,danhunshenzhangebuting。
woyinyinganjueyouxiebuan。
“nikezhidao——wo,caishiyewenan。”tadingzhewoyiziyijudishuodao。
wanle,woderenwuduixiangbeiwoxialingtongsile。
wohedeliketaochulexiaomuwu,tashouzheshangdaoyemeiguanwo。
“xitongxitong,kuaichulai,chushile,renwuduixiangyijingsile。”wojiaojidehen。
“qinaidesuzhu,jingpinggurenwushibai,10fenzhonghoukaiqimieshamoshi~ninkeyikaishishuoyiyanlee~danbenxitongbufuzejiluzhuandasuzhudiannianzhiren。”
zenmenengyongzheimedangyangdeyuqishuochuzheimesangxinbingkuangdehua?
“xitong,womenkeyishangliangzhehuangerenwu!”wojuedewohaikeyizaizhengzhaqiangjiuyixia!
“qinqin~woshizhengjiumeinanzixitong~meiyoumeinanzixuyaozhengjiuleya~”
“youdeyoude,fanpaiyeshimeinanzi,nikanneilian,mianruguanyu,murulangxing。nikanneiqizhi,jishiruyu,liesongrucui!”yaoburanwoyebunengrencuo!
“ketaguxizhiniancaiwujierzhong,buxuyaozhengjiua~”
“tabushiyibeiziweiquqiweishengzi,nandaobuxuyaozhengjiuyixiatapinjideganqingma?”weilebusi,wozhenshihuochuqule。
“bijingshifanpaima,genzhujiaoyiyangmeimanyemeibiyao,haole,kaiqimieshamoshi,3fenzhonghoujieshu。”
suizhexitongdehuayinluoxia,woganjuesizhikaishiyouxieshufugan,neizhonglinghunlidezhanlikaishiyingxiangwo。
rendeqianlishibichulaide,dangwozaicichongjinxiaomuwu,dianleyewenandexuedao,nabishoudizaitabozishangdeshihou,woyeyoujifenjingya。
“xitong,nishuoshiwoxianbeimiesha,haishitaxiansi?nixianzaijuedetaxuyaozhengjiuma?”
zheiyishunjian,wofangfomeiyouganqingdesharenjiqifuti,shoushangdebishoujingzhundizaiyewenandebozishanghuachuyidaoxuehen,bingsuizheshoujiaodemabi,kaishiyonglikaishichaoliyajin,xuezhukaishicongshangkouhualuodaobishoushang。
zhiyaoyimiao,shaoshaoyiyongli,yewenanjiumeimingle。
“jingpinggu,meinanziyewenanzaoyushengmingweixian,xianbanburenwuzhengjiufanpaiyewenan……mieshamoshijieshu。”xitonghenshishiwu。
taoguoyijiedewo,congyewenandechuangtashanghualuo,zhenggerengenbeishuililaoqilaiyiyanglangbei,mabideshouzaiyewobuzhudao,batarengzaishenpang。
yewenangangcaibeiwonabishouhuachuxuehenshidaoshiyijuhuabuhang,zhiweiweixiaozhedingzhewokan。
xianzaikanwozheiban,daoshikaishishuohuale:“buweinineicansidebiaoxiongbaochoume?”yuqiyiranyonglan。
wozhengbuxianglita,quejingkongdikanjianbeidianguoxuedeta,naqizheshan,qingsongdiyongqijingzaiwobozishanghuaxiayidaoxuehen,xuezhusuduwangwaishenchu。
“benxiangainiyidaohailenidejiumingzhienhouzaishaleni,jirannixiabuleshou,neiwoguqiehuayidaoshanghencheping。yihou——jiwogunyuandian。”tashuozheihuadeshihoubinbinruya,chunjiaodaixiao,huangruoshizaiyuxinshangrendiyu。
woyazheshangkou,shiqibishou,houtuizhezouchulexiaomuwu。
zaiyadi,zhaodaozhixuedecaoyao,caocaodibaozhayifanzhihouzhongyuyoukongkanxitonggangcaifabudewanzhengrenwu。
bushishuofanpaigenzhujiaoyiyangmeimanmeibiyaoma?
xianzaizheigetihuirenjianqingai,quqishengzideyaoqiuzenmehuichuxianzairenwulan?
diyicijianmian,wogaosutawobabierendangchengtaxialingtongsile。
diermian,wodiantadexuedao,yongdaozaitabozishanghuachuxuehen,chadianshaleta。
xianzai,niyaowogonglveta?
yishunjian,woguashangletongkumianju。
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“suzhu,youmeiyoujuederenwuhennan,yaobuyaokaolvfangqirenwujieshoumiesha?”
“nishibushiyeshixitongzhongdefanpai?”
“zaosiwansidoushisi,suzhukankaidian。”
“滚。”
“haoba,kanlaisuzhujuedinggonglvefanpai,neiwomenjiulaikankanfanpaideshengpingba。”
yewenanqiren,qifuluodixiucai,qimuyanhuanvzi,qifuquletamuqinhou,fangqikeju,qulejiuloudangzhangfang,qimuzhenxianchuse,ouerzuoliangjianhuojitiebujiayong。yijiarenyinjuzailingquanhupan,tazi6suiqibianzaisishuqiuxue,youshentongzhiming,jialidaoyesuandeshanghehemeimei。
shisuishi,mojiaotucun,quanjiabaokuotagangchushengdemeimeidousiguangle,tayingenguqijiabeizhuajinmojiao。
ershisuishi,shaleqianrenjiaozhushangwei,shangweihoudiyichangdazhanbianshizuori。
“xitong,shigefanpaiyoubageshizheizhongmeiqiangcan,nijuebujuedeguoyupingpingwuqi?”
“bijingxianzaidezuozhequefaxiangxiangli,couheguoba。”
xinxidaoyebusuanquanranwuyong,yewenanzaiwaixingzouyizhishiyifudushurendemoyang,xiangbifuqinzaitaxinmuzhongdiweihenzhong,biancongcichuxiashouba。
zaiciheyewenanjianmian,shisangeyuehou。
tadaizheshouxiazhunbeiweigongmojiazhuang,erwoyishenyexingyi,zaibeihoutoujia。
zaidadouzhong,tadadiaolewodemiansha,youxieyiwai,quebucengliushou。
“wojide,woshuoguorangnigunyuandian?”yishuangduoqingmudingzhewoshenshangdeyexingyi,tuluchugengjifengdehuayu:“haishishuo……nizheimejizhezhaosi?”
huayingangluo,gongshibiangengjiamenglie,wochadianjiusuancuoshijianmingsanghuangquan,xinghaowozaoyouzhunbei,zaimojiaojudianfanglebahuo,daozhiweigongyishizanting,mojiaoxianruhunluan,tabuzailianzhan,ganhuiquzhuchidaju。
tieshendadoudeshihou,wopinzhezhongshangmozouletashenshangdejiaozhuxinwu,huanshanglezhiqian。
shangshu“jiaozhuxinwu,jinxiuloujiezouyiyong。”
shide,wozaianshishangcikuangpianxiazhongjin,shayewenanyishishishashouzuzhijinxiulouderenwu。
zhenbuhaoyisi,shangciwoshuowoshixiazhongjinbiaomeideshishijiade。
gengbuhaoyisi,woanshizijishijinxiulouderenzheishi,haishijiade。
santianhou,wocaihaodian,yongjiaozhuxinwuzaidangpudangleyiqianliang。
yinzhangdeyuzhiqueshibucuo,buguozhibuleyiqianliang。
quankaozheidangpushimojiaokaide,wohuangchengfengjiaozhudemingyibanshi,xuzhixieyinliang。
shunbianxielefengxin,tuodangpubaxinhexinwuhailehuiqu。
xindeneirongdazhishibozishangdeshanghudile,danshijiumingzhientahaimeihai,suoyinaxieyinliangliangqingle。
fanzhengwobuxintayouliangenbierenshuoxinwushidadoudeshihoubeiwomozoude。
wonazheyinzipanlegepuzi,yaoyangshang,erqiehaiyaozaizheishenghuojishinian,deyougezhengjingdeyingsheng。
kaiyeneitian,yiqunkanqilaibutaihaorederenjinledian。
tamenjinmendeshihou,womolemojutaixiadedao,xunsizhekaiyejianxueshizaibujili。
tamenzoujindatang,bashanghaolihuamudexiangziwangwodejutaishangzhongzhongyifang。
zheifeiqishizudemoyang,babenjiubuduodeshikehedepaolegejingguang。
“laobanniang,fenglaodademing,laijininpengpengchang。”
weishoudeyibianshuozhe,yibianshiyiwodakaixiangzi。
wodakaiyikan,xiangzilimanmandedoushishiliangyidingdebaiyin,zuishangmianyouzhangzitiao“wodemingzhizhiyiqianliang?”,
wosuanlesuan,zheixiangziyuemozhuanglesansiqianliangdeyangzi。
suoyizheiyisishi……tademingzhigejiqianliang?kanlai……mojiaojiaozhudeming,yebuzenmezhiqian。
zheiqunrenhenbukaopu,chiwanfan,linzoudeshihoucaizuixunxundidiuxiayiju:“jiaozhusanrihoulaizhaonin。”
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wozheixiaofanguanxuanzhizaichengjiao,shiqusimiaolifobijingzhichu,pingriliyourenjishao。
zheirifeifeixiyu,lianmianbujue,yuanchudieqingxiecui,zaiyanyuzhichengdebaiwuzhongxiangyuanchuyanshen。
yewenanchengzheyizhiyouzhisan,zishanshanghuanhuanerxia,chengweizheijijishansezhongweiyiyimoliangse。
yusishunzhesanyandiluozaiqingshibanshang,jianqideshuihuaweiweiyunshiletadeyijiao。
wozaijutaihouqiaozhemenwai,yewenanqiren,shizaidetianduhou。
tajiangshouqideyouzhisanduifangzaixiaofanguanmenbian,taitouxiangwoweiweiyixiao。
woxunsuhoutui,najutaishangdesuanpanshuaichuqudidangtachenwolengshenshifachudeanqi。
suanpanzuleanqiyishun,bianpoliekailai,zhuzisanluoyidi,haozaianqiyebeidapianlefangxiang。
“yegongzicilaimofeishiweileyuwodadouyifan?”
talianshangrengshiwenhedexiaoyi,quenaletadechengmingwuqi“yanluoshan”xiangwoxilai。
zheiyiyanbuhejiukaidadaodishishenmemaobing?
jishizhaohou,tazhongyutingxiahouche,nazhezheshanzaishenqianzhaoyao。
“jianghuchuanwenjinxiulouzhongren,zhaoshidulawubi,guniangzheishenzhaoshidaobutaixiang。”
zheirenmobushiwokexing,yutapengmiandecishuliaoliaokeshu,danmeiyihuiyouhaoshi。
“suoyigongzicilai,yiyuhewei?”
“yuanshixianghejinxiuloutanyizhuangshengyi。”tatingdunpianke,shouqizheshan,qiaoleqiaojutai。
“danxianzai……gaiwowenguniangyiyuhewei?”
“xitong,nishuowoxianzaigaosutashiweilerangtaaishangwo,tahuixinma?”
“tayinggaihuishaleni。”
“jiuxiachongjin,hunjintadequanzi,sijitouxiajiajuexue,shiworujinxiuloudekaohe。”woquzhetadelianse,jinshenzhebianzaozheshuoci。
“chuanwenzhongxiachongjinbaodushishu,wenwenerya。buxiangyegongzifengliuyazhi,junyituosu,yizhiyuworencuoleren,gongkuiyikui。houlainanmianyouxieqiannu,danwoyiweiwomenyijingliangqingle?”
tatinglewodegongweisixiaofeixiao,zhiweiweilianmei,sizaikunaojiwozaochengdemafanzenmemibu,mihuoxingjiqiang。
“jiranruci,yemoujieshuixianfo,xiangguniangpeizui。”talinqijutaishangdeshuihu,jiwodaoleyibeishui。
“shibushiwohelezheibeishui,jiucijingshuibufanheshui?”
“自然。”
woyikoumenxia,xiangtazhanshikongbei。
“neicongciyihou……”woturanjuedetouyouxieyun,yewenanzaiwomianqianyaoyaohuanghuangdikanbuqing。
chedizhuiruheianqian,tingdaotashuo:“guniangsanfansicichuxianzaiwodezhouwei,buhuaihaoyi,youfeisichou,yemouxianglaibuxibuzaizhangwozhishi,baoqianle。”
woxinglaideshihou,faxianbeixialejinzhi,shibuchuyidianneijing。
“dameizi,nixingle,kuaiqilaihedianzhou。”zheiweidashenbufawenjian,yikanbianshiyouxiegongfuzaishende。
“dajie,zheishishenmedifang?wozenmehuizaizheili?”wotantingzhexushi。
“zheishimojiaozongtana,dameizi,nikeshijiaozhuqinzidaihuilaidechuzi,kebunengyoushi!”
“chuzi?”wojinghuchusheng。
shile,yikaishidasuancongyewenanfuqinrushou,xiaofanguandebuzhiyuqifudaiguodejiulouyoujifenxiangsi,zhaopaicailiyouyixielingquandedifangcaiyao,jiuweileyinyewenanduolaijici,zhaojihuimanmanruanhuata。
jieguozheisibuantaoluchupai,zhijiebawozhualailemojiaozongtan,jitadangchuzi。
dan……tazenmebucaiyicai,woweishenmezhengtianzaixiaofanguandejutaizuozheerbushizaihouchuni?
因为我不会做菜。
zaimojiaozongtanzheiyangdedifang,ruguomeiyoujiazhishibushihuibianchenghuafei?
我不敢赌。
huangchengshangleshou,zheiyilianggeyuedoudianbudongguo。dankeyijiaotamenzuocai。
yilianggeyuehoujiusuanmeinaxiayewenan,yenengchenggonghuangongzhongba?yexujiuhunchengtieshenshinvleni?
buxiangdangwan,wobeicaipujiaochuzizuodelingquantesecaijiuchuleshi。
“peitanzhushuozheicaizuofabuzhengzong,jiaozhurangchuziquqiantingxiangpeitanzhupeizui。”
qianlaichuanhuadeshiweibiaoqinglengmo,chuzizhenggerenzedouchengleshaizi。
wodeguoshizaibuyongbierendaibei,yushiwodingzhechuziganjidemuguangquleqianting。
“yo,jiaozhushenmeshihouhaizanglegezheimeshuilingdeyatou?”shuohuadedahuziyilianzhengqi,kanshangqushizaibuxiangmojiaodetanzhu。
yewenankanjianwo,yezhengleyishun。
“zheimeshuilingdeyatouliuzainizheihouchukexile,niyoubujinnvse,burugenlewo?”dahuzixiaoxixidiwenyewenan。
tazijiyuanyijiuxing。yewenanxizirujin。
“yatou,nijiaoshenme,keyuanzuowodeshibafangxiaoqiea。”
“bingtanzhu,woxingyue,mingningxi,pingshenzhiyuanshizuoyiminghaochuzi。”
“xiangzuochuzi?neiniweishenmelaimojiao?”
“yinweitingwenmojiaodaizijirenshifenzhangyi。”yinweiseyuxunxin,shilejingti。
“zheidaoshibucuo,kejiaozhubuhaomeishi,niliuzaizheiyeshidacaixiaoyonga!”
“weijiaozhujugongjincui,sierhouyi。”yaoyewenanshenhundiandao,renworounie。
dahuziwukenaihe,duiyewenanzaicikenqiu“jiaozhu?”
“wohaishineijuhua,zhiyaotazijiyuanyi。”yewenanshoulezheshan,yuqiwanxiaolitouzhejifenrenzhen。
dahuzizuihouzoudeyouxienaonu。
yewenankanrenzoule,mantiaosilidishenwenwo。
“wojidechuancaideshihoushuozheicaishilaozhangzuode?”
“wojiaodezuofa,bugaitadanzeren。”
tasishiduiwodehuidahenmanyi,dingzhushiweijiwohuangehaodiandezhuchu。
woxiangzhuiwenyijuweishenme,youparujinrenweidaozu,woweiyurou,duoshuoduocuo。
“nishixiangwenwoweishenmedainihuilai?haishiweishenmejinihuanzhuchu?”
yewenanqingyikanqinglewodechouchu。
“我都想知道。”
“因为我心情好。”
wofanlegebaiyan,zhuanshentuixiaqu。
shenhouchuanlaitayuyuedexiaosheng,heneijudichende“yueningxi,haomingzi。”
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yinzhezhudongquqiantingdejudong,rangwoyuhouchuderenqinjinxuduo。
weilebuluxian,wolaolaoshishikaifalexuduoxincaipu,haibieshuo,mojiaoshizhenyouqian,xuduoangguixiyoudediaoliaodouyou,yigeyueguoqu,woyuanrunlexuduo。
ruguoniwenwomojiaoxingfuzhishuzuigaodedifang,wohaobuyouyudihuidajiaozhudehouchu。
danwomeiwanglerenwu,yushirentongzhaojihuizhunbeidiaodonggongzhong。
danturanjiedaomingling,woyuyiweichuzibeizhidinggensuijiaozhuwaichubanshi。
wozhenmeixiangdao,mojiaojiaozhujingranhaiyaofuzexunchachanye,fuzechuangshou。
woyemeixiangdao,yigemojiaojiaozhuchuxing,xuyaogeshinvjuranhaidewodingshang。
haoxiaoxishi,fajiwodeyifubihouchudezayiyifuhaohenduo。
zheitianyizao,womenjiuchumenle。
zuoweiweiyiyigeshinv,wogenyewenanzaiyigechexiang。
taduanzuozhe,bimuyangshen。
erwo,zaizhijieledangheweiwanzhijianpaihuaixujiu,zhongyukailekou。
nishenmeshihoujiekaiwodejinzhi?
tazhengkaitaohuayan,weiyuxianhansanfenxiao。
“meirendeshihou,lianjiaozhudoubujiaole?”
“wobingbushinengzhangjiurennaideren。”shilewulizhidezheiyigeyue,woneizhangwenshundepipidepoweixinku。
“wobuxiangtuzhongbudeanning,suoyinihaishijixurenzhedehao。”
“neinikeyibawoliuzaimojiaozongtan。”
“he,neiqibushizhenggezongtandoubuanquan。haishifangzaiyanpizidixiafangxin。”
he,fangzaiyanpizidixiajiufangxin?
等着瞧。
cihoumeicibangdachuzuofandeshihouwodouhuijiejipaoyuanyidiantanlu。
shiweidagemenhaishihenzhaoguduiwuliweiyidenvzi,wojiandechaihuo,jingchangbangwobaohuiyingdi。
yebuzhimojiaoshenmeaihao,xihuanzaijiaowailuying,buxihuanjinchengzhenzhusu,mobushiqiongde?
但这方便了我动手。
zheiyezishi,xunluoshouyedeshiweimenyigejieyigedehunmiguoqu。
shijianwanwubaoluowanxiang,tamenmeixiangdao,woyizhijianlaishaodeshuzhidanyongwushi,danpeihedachuteyidaishangdexiyoudexiangliaobianhuiyoumiyaodexiaoguo。
wozijinlezheishushengzhangdeshanmaijiuyizhizaijianzheizhongshuzhijitamenwanshangshouyeyong,zhidaojinri,dachuzhongyuzaiwodeyindaoxiayongleneixiangliao。
haiyaoxiexieyewenan,zaiwaicongbugaoteshu,gendahuoyiqichidaguofan,caiyoujihuirangshiweimenyongshangzheixiangliao。
renzhejie,wonaqixingli,qiaoqiaolikaiyingdi。
zailinzilizouleyihuier,shunzheiluzhuanlelianggefangxiangcaizouchulinzi。
jieguomianqianshiyitiaohe,sihuwulukezou。
wangyouwuxinzhizuodianping:wojuedea,xiezuo,jiuyaobazijiyedaijinzijideshuli。yaohuanxiangzijijiushizhujiao,zaimianduineixieshiqingshihuizenmezuo。dangnvedeshihou,zijiyeyaoganjuexintong,yeyaoliulei。erqieduizijidezuopinbixuyaofuzedaodi,fouze,nipingshenmeyaoquchuangzuozheibuzuopin?jizheibenshu《wojuranhuailefanpaidezai》diangezan,henbang!
wangyouwenroukangdaozhedianping:《wojuranhuailefanpaidezai》zheiwendekuangjiadingdehaishibucuode,erqiezuozhexiaomizhoudewenbihenbang,shengzaidebushixiangxiangligoujiadeqingjie,ershidandandexishuizhangliudewenxinjuanyong,zhendehuirangrenkanleyoukandemeihaoganshou
 
                 我居然怀了反派的崽
                                我居然怀了反派的崽