我叫张不二
《我叫张不二》 小说介绍
《wojiaozhangbuer》shiwochiliangjinmifanzhuzuodexuanhuanleixingdexiaoshuo，zuozhewenbijijia，ticaixinying，tuijianyuedu。《wojiaozhangbuer》jingcaizhangjiejiexuan：liulaotoudemeitoushunjianningchenglechuanzi，tazhijiehuanwoguoqu，jieguolewoshouzhongdeyinhundeng，ranhourangwoganjinjinliwuqutaneibudaiguolai。……...
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第3章
daizheyiwen，wocongcongxijingleshenshangdeheinibianqutongzhicunliren，zuihouganquleliulaotoudejiazhong。
daoleliulaotoujia，wobianjiangqingkuangyutashuoming。
liulaotoutingwenqingkuang，qingtanleyikouqi：“zheidoushiyinguoa，nizaicidengwo，woxianjinwuquxiedongxi。”
wolianmangdianlediantou，danxinzhongdeyihuoyouzhongleyifen，zenmeliulaotouhaoxiangyezhidaoyixieshiqing？
buyihuiliulaotouqulegebudaichulaigenwoyiqihuidaolewojiazhong。
daoleliwu，，nainaitangzaichuangshang，shenshangdeyiwuyijingbianchenglehouzhongdeshouyi，shuangyanhongtongtongdituxianzhe，zuibayiguiyidezitaizhangkaizhe，zhengningyichang，eryeyezhengzuozaipangbiandeyizishangchouzheshuiyan，jinsuozhemeitouzaisikaozheshiqing。
jiandaoliulaotoudaolai，yeyezhuanguoshenzhigougoudedingzheta，banxiangcaishuohua：“liulaotou，zheishidenibangmangchuliyixiale，ancunliguijuwozheibianbunengchumian。”
liulaotoudianlediantou，bashenshangbeizhedebubaofangzaizhuozishangmian，conglimiannachuletongqian、maobi、huabi、yanliaodengwupin。
yeyejianliulaotoumanghuoqilai，bianlazhewozouchutingwaimian，dishengduiwoshuo：“ai......buera，buyaotainanguo，woyijingtongzhicunliderenlaibangmangle，nizaijiayaobangmangyixie。”
“neifuqinzhidaolema？”nainaiqushi，fuqinzongyaohuilaijianzuihouyimiande。
“tongzhile，ninainaizheiyiqu，yeshitaituranle，tagujiganhuilaiyaoliangsantian。”yeyeshenshendixileyikouyan，jianwodiantou，youbuleyiju：“woxianquyitanghoushan，nizaijiayaotingniliuyeyedehua，tajiaonizuoshenmenijiuzuoshenme，buyaoduowen。”
wokanzhelianseningzhongdeyeye，haishijiangxinzhongdeyiwentilechulai，nainaixianzaiqushizheigebushitoudengdashima，weiheyaoquxuexiaohoushan。
“zuowandeshiqingjiushizheihoushanchudechazi，bujiejuemafanjiudale，ninainaiqudeyebuanxin。”yeyeshenshenchoulekouyan。
yeyedehuarangwoweiweiyilengzheizuowandeguigenhoushanyoushenmeguanlian？
danmeidengwowenchukoulai，liwudeliulaotoubianhuanqiwolaile。
“erwa，zaiwaimianzuoshen？ganjinnongyipenreshuigenmaojinjinlai。”
yeyebailebaishourangwoqubangmang，liuleju“huilaizaijiang”，biancongcongdichulemen，erwozhinengyaxiaxinzhongdehaoqiqubangliulaotoudareshuixianle。
liulaotoujiangmaojinjiangshuiningganhou，fuzailenainaidelianshang。
“liuyeye，zheishigansha？”wofachuyiwen。
liulaotoubianfubianxiangwojieshidao，
“bangninainaiqingliyixiashenzi，zhengliyixiayirong，haorangninainaizoudeanxiangyixie。”
liulaotoudehua，rangwoxinliguaibushiziwei，nainaishiwoersi，erwoshenmeyezuobule。
huanmaojindeshihou，liulaotoukandaonainaibozishangneilianggekongdong，meitouningchenglegechuanzi，haibutingditanqi。
wokanjianliulaotouzheimoyang，mangwenta“liuyeye，youshenmeqiguaidema？”
liulaotoubailebaishoumeihuihua，ranhouzainainailianqianzuolegeshouyin，ranhoujiangnainaideyanjingjiyanleqilai，ranhouyoucongkoudailitaochuyimeitongqianzhiyunainaikouzhong，ranhouqingfuxiabarangzuibiheqilai。
zuowanlezheixie，liulaotoucaiduiwojiang：“erwaa，jinwannigenzhewoshouling，denghuierxianzhaohudengxialaibangmangderen。”
buyihui，cunlilaibangmangderendouluxulaile，duiyunainaiqushideshi，dahuodoubiaoxiandehennanguo。
nainaiweirenyoushan，bangzhulebushaocunliren，suoyiyebijiaoshoudajiazunjing。
zhongrenbuduandebangzhemanghuosangshideliucheng，meiyihuier，jiudaolebanye。
liulaotoukantianyijingyeshen，jiangdajiadoujiqinglehuiqu。
bazhongrenqinghuiquhouliulaotoubiantigebandengzuozailingtangqian，ranhoucongtadebudaizhizhongnachutaozhi，yinhundeng，modou，huangzhifudengwujianbaizaishenqian，bianduiwodingzhu，yaokanhaoguanqiandeyinhundeng，bunengmie。
wozheikanzheliulaotoudejiashi，neixinhuangkongbuyi，zheibushidianyingliduifujiangshidejiahuowujianma？nandaoyaoyongzheixielaiduifuwonainai？
jiuzheiyangwodaizhehuangkongyubuanshoudaolexiabanye，kongdangdanglingtangzhongjijingwubi，shenzhinenggoutingdaoxiangzhuranshaofachudezizisheng，erliulaotouzaipangbianyijingdaqilekeshui，zheiyangdeqingxingfanerrangwobuandexinweiweifanglexialai。
woweiweiceleceshen，zhunbeikeshuiyihui，jieguoyizhenyinfengturanguaqi，buzhidaocongnachuanchulaideyishengmaojiaobawohedeshunjianqingxingleqilai。
goujinghun，maozhashi，zheihuawozaidianyingzhongtingguowushuhuile。
wozhanqishenlai，sichuxunzhaoneimaodeshenying，kandaoneimaoshihedewodaoxileyikoulengqi。
neishiyizhiheimao，hunshenqiheirumo，shenwubanliangrouxing，gushouruchai。tayebuzhidaoshishenmeshihouzhandaowonainaibangaideguanmuzhishang，zhengguiyiwangzhewo，zuijiaoqiaoqisizaifaxiao！
neishenqingkandewoxinlizhifamao！
woshuaileshuaitou，quandangcuojue，juqishoulai，zuoshiyaojiangtahezou，sheizhineimaojingbuweisuodong，zhuanguotoubianyaowangguanmuzhizhongzouqu。
wodunshiyouxiehuangle，kebunengrangzheimaopengdaonainaishiti，wodamazhegunchuqu，ranhoulianmangpaoguoquyonglijiangneiguangaiyongliyitui，jiangqiheshang。
ermaosihushiganshoudaoleweixie，hunshendemaoshuleqilai，jingjiaoyisheng，zhijieyiyuedaoleneilingweizhishangsuihoubianduoleqilai。
zheishiliulaotouyebeineimaodejingjiaojingxing，jianwoheshangleguancai，tadahuyisheng：“huaile！banguanyaosanqisantiansanye，nizenmejiugaishanglelea！”
suihouzhuanshenpaojinlelingtanghoumian，fanzhaoqishenmelai。
wokanzheliulaotoudemoyangqibudayichulai，xinzhonganmazheilaotouyidiandoubukaopu，wobamaoganzouletacaixinglai，zhengyaochuyanzeguaitajijushi，shenqiandeguanmuzhizhongxiangqilepengpengpengdeqiaojizhisheng。
zheishengyinsidazailewodexinzangzhishang，rangwohunshenhanmaodoushuleqilai。
奶奶没死？
baozheyisihuanxiang，woqingshenghanlejunainai，danshiguanmuneizhiyouzhijiahuaguoguanmugen“pengpeng”deshengyin。
woshenxiyikouqi，shuangshouyongli，qingqingdinuokaigaizi，woxinlihaishijuedenainaimeisi。
danshihaimeidengwonuokai，“peng”diyisheng，yigujulicongguancaibanshangxilai，guancaibanjiadaizhewoshunjianbeituidelaogao。
shunzheguancaidefengxikanqu，nainaideshouzhengzaiyonglidituizheguancaiban，neixiuzhangdezhijiagengshirangwobuhanerli。
诈尸了！
woxiangpao，danshuangtuizheishiyidiandoubutingshihuan，wozhinengsisideyazhuguanmu，zuilihanzhenainai，qiturangnainaitingxialai，danshixiaoguoshenwei，guancailimiandeshengyinyuelaiyueda，shenzhizhenggeguanmudejuliezhendong。
zheishiliulaotouzhongyuconglingtanghoumianpaolechulai，shoulizhuanzheyigechuizigenjigezhanzhexuededingzi。
dingziworende，neishiguancaiding，youjiao“zisunding”，yuyizhehoudaizisunxingwangfada，haiyouyigeshuofajiaozhending，zhenshewangling。
cikewonaguanshenmeding，jiushixianzailaoliutounagentiesiguolaibangmang，woyeduitaqianenwanxie，qimatameipaodiao。
“kuaiyazhu！”liulaotoukandaozheizhenzhangyemanlianjingkong，ganjinhanwoyazhuguancaiban，zhenggerenyenazhechuizipazaibanshang。
“dong......”liulaotouzaiguanmudezhendongxiajiangdingziyikeyikedidingzaileguanmuzhishang，suizhetademudingyicunyicundixiaqu，guanmudedongjingjingranshenqidemanmanxiaotinglexialai。
zhidaoliulaotoushoushangzuihouyikeguancaidingdaxiaqu，lingtangyehuifulejijingdezhuangtai。
jianguanmupingjinglexiaqu，wofangkaileshuangshou，zhijietanzuozaiguanmuzhiqiandakoudakoudechuanzheqi。
liulaotoujianchawanleguanmubianguolaijiangwofudaoleyibian，jiwojielebeishui，woyemanmancongjingkongdezhuangtaituolilechulai，mangwenliulaotouzenmehuishi。
“ninainaishengqianshipengshanglebuganjingdedongxi，shouleqi，nuqiweixiao，benyaobanguansanqisantiansanye，fangkehuajiede，danshiganggangheimaoyinyin，nipianpianyougaiguan，xingchengjushazhixiang，limianshigencaodounengpiaoqilai，hekuangshi......”liulaotoujuanqileyigenyan，zaiwopangbiantunyuntuwuqilai。
woxinzhongdekongjuyebanzheliulaotoudejiedamanmanxiaoqu，xinzhongbujinduiliulaotoushengqileyisichongbaizhiyi。
zhangyemanman，wokaozailiulaotoubianshang，dingzheneizhanyinhundengweiweiyaoyedehuomiao，kunyizaiciyongqi，jiuzaiwoyoudasuankeshuiyihuideshihou，yizhenqiaomenshengxiangleqilai。
“dongdongdong......”
wohunshendalegejiling，zheihuitoufadoushuleqilai。
又是半夜敲门声。
wangyouzongyaodenghoudianping：《wojiaozhangbuer》zheishiwoqijinweizhikanguozuihaodexuanhuanwen，feichanghaokan！qishiwoxianzaiyijinghenmeiyounaixinkanzhangwenle，wangwangkanle30%zuoyoujiubunaifanxiangqile，kanlezheibencaizhidao，bushiwomeinaixin，shiwenbugouhao。
wangyouwulizibadianping：《wojiaozhangbuer》kaishitebiexiyinren，wochiliangjinmifanwenbihenhao，youyigewanzhengdekuangjia，nannvzhurenshefeichangtaoxi，zhidetuijian