《我靠弹幕嗑爆自己CP》 小说介绍
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di1zhangxinglaijiushimutoumeirenandinghoufudebaihuayan,yixiangshijingchengguinvmenzhengqidouyandewutai。
suxiaoxiaozuozaijiaoluo,banchuizheyanjian,kansizairenzhenxinshangshouzhongdetuanshan,linghunquezaoyishenyoutianwai。
“zheigudaiqianjindeshenghuo,zhenshikuzaoqiefawei……”taneixinmomotucao。yinianqian,
tahaishiyigeweikpitutoudeshechu,
zaoxiaoshuolidetongmingpeijiao——yigeyinfanyingchidun、biaoqingkuifaerbeiyuwei“mutoumeiren”deandinghoufudinv。
duici,suxiaoxiaojieshoulianghao。buyongneijuan,buyongjiaban,meitianzhiyaomeimeidibanyanyigehuaping,
jiunengxiangshoujinyiyushi,jianzhishimengxiangzhongdetuixiushenghuo。yizhenxiweidesaodongchuanlai。suxiaoxiaotaiyanwangqu,
zhijianhuilangjintou,yidaoxuanseshenyingzhenghuanbuerlai。shenzitingba,mianronglengjun,
zhoushensanfazheshengrenwujindelinlieqichang,zhengshizhangonghehedejingwangxiewuwang。suoguozhichu,jiaotanshengjiaranerzhi,
guinvmenfenfenditou,lianhuxidoufangqingle。suxiaoxiaoneixinos:“ze,yidongdezhongyangkongdiaoyoulaile。
zheizhilengxiaoguo,xiatiangetashenbiannengshengbushaobing。”tazhengxiangzhe,
xiewuwangdemuguangsihubujingyidisaoguotazheibian,tingliuleyishun。neiyanshenshensui,kanbuchuqingxu。
suxiaoxiaolikeyanguanbibiguanxin,jinru“shengdianmoshi”。neixinquerenbuzhujixu:“kan**ma?
wolianshangyoumeihua。nandaojintiande‘mutou’zaoxingtebiebizhen?
”di2zhangyanqianpiaoguoqiguaidedongxixiewuwangdeshenyingxiaoshizaiyuedongmenhou,
yuanzhongninggudekongqicaizhongxinliudongqilai。suxiaoxiaoanansonglekouqi,zhengzhunbeijixushenyou,
yanqianqueturanpiaoguojixingbantoumingde、rutongzimubandeziji:【qianfanggaoneng!diyijimingchangmiandaka!
】【aaananzhuzheigesiwangningshi!susiwole!】【zhuboxingxing!nilaogonggangluguo!
】【tazhuangbuxiaqule!tamashangjiuyaocaiquxingdongle!】suxiaoxiaomengdizhalezhayan,youshuaileshuaitou。
zijixiaoshile。“huanjue?yinweizuowanaoyekanhuabenmeishuihao?”tarouleroutaiyangxue,“haishidixuetangle?
”tashunshounaqiyikuaizhuoshangdefuronggaosaijinzuili。ng,tianerbuni,kouganmianmi,shizhendegaodian。
suoyigangcaiguoranshihuanjueba。di3zhangdanmujutoudeweiliyanzhizhongchang,qifenyujiareluo。
buzhishisheiqidetou,songyongzhegejiaqianjinzhanshicaiyi。yiweiyusuxiaoxiaobutaiduifudeshilangqianjin,
xiaoyinyindijiangmaotouzhixiangta:“jiuwensumeimeizirongjueli,xiangbicaiqingyishibufan,
buzhijinrikefourangwodengkaikaiyanjie?”yishijian,suoyoumuguangdoujujiaozaisuxiaoxiaoshenshang。
yuanzhuqueshishige“caobaomeiren”,qinqishuhuayangyangxishu。suxiaoxiaochuanyuehoujichenglezheidian,
bingledeweichirenshe。tazhengxiangzheshizhijierensonghaishiyingzhetoupishangquxielianggegoupazishi,
yanqianneiqiguaide“zimu”youchuxianle,erqiebizhiqiangengqingxi:【chaozuoyeshijiandao!shang《shuidiaogetou》!
wenying!】【《mingyuejishiyou》yyds!】【kuai!yongsushidalaodecaihuashanxiatamen!
】suxiaoxiaoxintouyitiao。suiranbumingsuoyi,danzheishiweiyidejiumingdaocao。tashenxiyikouqi,zhanqishen,
lianshangyijiushineifubolanbujingde“mutou”biaoqing,shengyinqingyue:“jiruci,xiaoxiaobianxianchou,zuociyique,
qingzhuweipinping。”tazoudaoanqian,zhibi,yibianhuiyiyibianshuxie:“mingyuejishiyou,
bajiuwenqingtian……”cicheng,mantangjiejing。luozhenkewen。fangcaifanandeshilangqianjinlianseyizhenqingyizhenbai。
lianshangshoudejiweilaofurendoutoulaijingyidemuguang。ersuxiaoxiaoqingxidiganjuedao,
yidaogewaizhuoredeshixiancongcehoufangshelai——zhengshiquerfufan,buzhizaineibianzhanleduojiudejingwangxiewuwang。
di4zhangtashibushixihuanwo?jingciyiyi,“suxiaoxiaoshenzangbulu”demingshengqiaoqiaochuankai。
ersuxiaoxiaoyezhongyuqueding,takandaodebushihuanjue,ershimouzhong……laizi“lingyigeshijie”depinglun?
tamenchengtawei“zhubo”,chengxiewuwangwei“nanzhu”,haisihuduitahexiewuwangdeweilaileruzhizhang?
takaishiyouyishidiguanchaxiewuwang,bing“yuedu”danmu。
【tongji:jinrijingwang‘luguo’nvzhuyuanziwaidisanci。】【zhuyi!tagangcaitoukannile,chixuwumiao!
】【suzhu,tagennishuohuashiergenhongle!suiranlianshanghaishimeibiaoqing!】【zheihaibuke?zheihaibuke?
zheifenmingshianlian!】anlian?suxiaoxiaobeizheigejielunjingdeshoulidemijiandoudiaole。
neigeqichangliangmiba、yanshennengdongsirendehuoyanwangxiewuwang,anliantazheige“mutoumeiren”?
zheibitashichuanyuedehailipu!keshi……danmuyanzhizaozao,erqiesihumeicidouyingyanle。
tahuixiangqizheiyinianli,xiewuwangsihuqueshizongshizaigezhongchanghe“ouyu”ta,
meicidouyongneizhongtayiweishi“shenshifanren”demuguangdingzheta……nandao……neizhendeshi……aidezhushi?
suxiaoxiaodexin,diyiciyinweizheigehuangmiudecaixiang,pengpengluantiaoqilai。
di5zhangjingwangde“luguo”zisuxiaoxiaokaishiliuyihou,caifaxianxiewuwangde“ouyu”pinlvgaodejingren。
taquhuguosishangxiang,nengzaifangshengchibian“ouyu”ta。taqujingchengzuidadeshupuxianguang,
nengzaishujiajintou“ouyu”ta。tashenzhizhishizaijialidehouhuayuansanbu,
dounenggezheweiqiangganshoudaoneigushuxidelenglieqixi——judanmuhuibao,tajiuzaiqiangwai“luguo”!
【jinriouyuchengjiu(1/1)】【《guanyujingwangdianxiaturanchengweijieliuzizheijianshi》】【tahaozhizhe,
wohaoai!】suxiaoxiaocongzuichudezhenjing,daohoulaidewuyu,zaidaorujin,
jingranshengchuleyisiyinmidehuanxiheqidai。meici“ouyu”,tasuiranyijiuweichizhemianwubiaoqing,
danneixinyijingkaishimomotucao:“jintianyoushishenmeliyou?tichaminqinghaishilixingxuncha?”erxiewuwang,
meicidoushimianwubiaoqingdikantayiyan,ouerdianyixiatou,ranhou……jiumeiyouranhoule。liuxiasuxiaoxiaozaiyuandi,
tingzhedanmuhentiebuchenggangdeaihao。di6zhangxinshengyudanmudepengzhuangsuxiaoxiaojuedezijikuaiyaojingshenfenliele。
yibianshitadeneixinfengkuangos:“xiewuwangnishibushiyoubing?xihuanwojiubunengzhishuoma?
tiantiangengeyoulingsidehuanglaihuangqu,henherenhaobuhao!”“jintianzheishenmosechangfudaoshitingchenta,
xiandetuitebiezhang……”“tagangcaishibushiminleyixiazui?shenmeyisi?duiwobunaifanle?
”lingyibianshidanmudeshishiketangfenxi:【talailetalaile!tachuanzheweilailaopozuiaikandeyifuzoulaile!
】【suzhunizhenxiangle,tajiushiyoubing,mingjiaoxiangsibing!】【minzuishijinzhang!shihaixiu!suzhunikuaichong!
】suxiaoxiao:“……”jiuming,tadaodigaixinnage?di7zhangchucijiaofengzheiyici,
xiewuwangmeiyouzhishi“luguo”。tazaishupuxiazhaideshujiaguodaoli,lanzhulezhengbaozheyibenzajidesuxiaoxiao。
kongqifangfoninggule。suxiaoxiaonengwendaotashenshangqinglengdesongmuxiangqi。tachuimoukanzheta,
houjiesihugundongleyixia,ranhouyongtaneiguanchangde、meishenmeqifudelengyingyudiaokaikou:“su**jinlaikehao?
”suxiaoxiaoneixin:dagewomenzuotiancaizaihuguosi“ouyu”guo!wonengbuhaoma!biaomian:“laowangyeguaxin,
yiqiedouhao。”shengyinpingwen,haowubolan。【zhinankaichangbai!chaping!】【jiumingwojiaozhikouchujingwangfule!
】【danshinimenbujuedezheizhonggangadepengzhuangyehentianma!】xiewuwangsihuyebuzhidaogaishuoshenmele,
chenmodidiandiantou,ceshenrangtalikai。suxiaoxiaobaozheshu,tongshoutongjiaodizoulechuqu,zhidaozhuanguoshujia,
caimengdisonglekouqi,ganjuelianjiayouxiefatang。di8zhangdanmudegulijingguozheicigangade“jiaofeng”,
suxiaoxiaoyoudiandatuitanggule。yexuxiewuwangbingbushixihuanta,zhishi……e,tashizaixiangbuchubiedeliyoule。
danmuchajueletadetuisuo,likehuashenzuireqingdelianaidaoshi:【jiemei!xinwo!tachaoai!
】【tazhishishekong!buhuibiaoda!niyaojitayidianxinhao!】【xiaci!xiacitazaikanni,
nijiuduitaxiaoyixia!jiuyixia!】【womenshinimenweiyidecpfentou!bunengbea!】xiaoyixia?
suxiaoxiaomolemozijidelian。tazheizhang“mutou”lian,xiaoqilaihuibuhuihenjiangying?huibuhuihedaota?
danshi……danmudegulixiangxiaoxiaodehuomiao,dianranletaneixindeyongqi。tajueding,shiyishi。
di9zhangneiyigeweixiaojihuihenkuailaile。sanrihou,suxiaoxiaosuimuqinquzhanggongzhufufuyan,
guoranyouzaihuayuandejiuquhuilangshang“ouyu”lexiewuwang。tayijiuzhanzaibuyuanchu,jingjingdikanzheta。
yangguangtouguotengmanfengxisazaitashenshang,xueruolejifenlengying,tianlejifenrouhe。suxiaoxiaodexintiaozhouranjiasu。
tashenxiyikouqi,nulidiaodongmianbujirou,chaozhetadefangxiang,weiweiwanqizuijiao,luchuleyigejiqian、jidan,
quewubizhenshidexiaorong。neiyishunjian,taqingxidikandao,xiewuwangdeshentijiangzhule。tadetongkongweiweifangda,
lianshangneiwannianbubiandehanbingbiaoqingsihuchuxianleyisiliehen。ranhou,zaisuxiaoxiaohedanmudegongtongzhushixia,
zheiweichizhafengyundejingwangdianxia,jingran……tongshoutongjiaodi、jihushiyouxiehuangluandizhuanshenkuaibulikaile!
【jichen!wanmeijichen!】【tapaole!tahaixiule!awsl!】【gongxisuzhu!
gonglvejindu+50%!】suxiaoxiaozhanzaiyuandi,kanzhetajihusuandeshangshi“luohuangertao”debeiying,
renbuzhu“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai。yuanlai,tazhendezheime……keai。
di10zhanggongxiangdexumuxiewuwangjihushitaohuiwangfude。shufangnei,tapingtuizuoyou,
duziyirenzuozaitaishiyishang,ergenchudeguntangjiujiubutui。yanqianfanfuhuifangzhesuxiaoxiaoneigeqiandandexiaorong,
rutongbingxuechurong,chunhuazhazhan。taxinyuesu**,yiyinianyouyu。queyinziyoubushanyanci,
gengbudongruheyunvzixiangchu,zhinengbenzhuodizhizaoyicici“ouyu”,yuanyuankantayiyanbianjuexinan。
jinriguzuyongqishangqiandahua,yishijixian,meixiangdao……tahuiduitaxiao。tashibushi……yeyouyidianxihuanta?
zhengdangtaxinxufenluanzhiji,yanqianhuranyoujiqimohudeguangyingyishanerguo,kuaidezhuabuzhuxingzhuang。tacumeiningshen,
guangyingquexiaoshile。“shijinrigongwutaiguolaolei,chuxianhuanshileme?”xiewuwanganleanmeixin,
juedingzhaotaiyikaixieanshendefangzi。raner,xindiqueyouyisimomingdeyugan,fangfoyoushenmedongxi,
jijiangbiandebutong。di11zhangyiwaijiechujirihoudegongyan,biwangchanggengweilongzhong。
suxiaoxiaosuizhemingfunvjuanmenhuanbuzouzaitongwangyuhuayuandehanbaiyutaijieshang,qunjuyedi,huanpeidingdong。
tazhengditouxiangzhexinshi,zhuomozhexiacijiandaoxiewuwanggaizenme“ziran”didahua,jiaoxiaqueturanyihua!
buzhishicaidaolequnbaihaishitaijieshangjieleboshuang,tazhenggerenjinghuyisheng,xianghoudaoqu。dianguanghuoshizhijian,
yizhiyoulideshoubeimengdilanzhuletadeyao,jiangtawenwendilaolehuilai。
yigushuxide、qingliedesongmuqixishunjianjiangtabaoguo。suxiaoxiaojinghunweiding,
taitoubianzhuangjinyishuangshensuideyanmouli——zhengshixiewuwang。tabuzhiheshiyilaidaojinqian,cikemeitouweicu,
yanzhongshitacongweijianguodejinzhangqingxu。【antouxiaofenduizainali!kuai!jiuxianzai!】【yingxiongjiumei!
jingdianyongbuguoshi!】【mingyundehoujingpibeijiuzhule!】【zhitijiechule!sishewurujiushidongfangle!
】danmufengkuangshuaguo,suxiaoxiaolianjiabaohong,zheicaiyishidaozijijihuzhenggerendoukaozaixiewuwanghuaili,
talanzaitayaojiandeshoubeiwenreerjianding。“duo、duoxiewangye。”tahuangmangxiangyaozhanzhishenti,
shengyindouyouxiefazhan。xiewuwangyexiangshibeitangdaoyiban,xunsusongkaileshou,
danzhijiansihuhaicanliuzheneixianxirouruandechugan。tahoujiegundong,gangxiangshuoshenme,
quemengdidunzhule——tadeyanqian,haowuzhengzhaodichuxianlejixingqiguaide、shanshuodeziji,
neirongyusuxiaoxiaocikenengkandaodedanmuyimoyiyang!【talengzhuganma?kuaishuohuaabendan!
】【wangye:cpuyishaogan。】【gongxiangdanmuyikaiqi!gongxierweiwanjiajin**jimoshi!
】xiewuwangtongkongzhousuo,nanyizhixindikanzhezheixie“tianji”。tamenshishenme?weihehuichuxianzaitayanqian?
hairuci……zhibaidijieshizhetadexinsi?
di12zhangwangyedeshijieguanbengtalegongyandesizhuguanxianzhishengfangfobiandeyaoyuan。
xiewuwangpingjiezheqiangdadezizhili,weichizhebiaomiandezhending,husongsuxiaoxiaozhixijianzuoxia,
ranhoucaihuidaozijidexiwei。tadeneixinqueyixianqijingtaohailang。neixiepiaofudezijibingweixiaoshi,
yijiuzaitayanqianshishigundong,pinglunzheyanhui,pinglunzhegewu,gengduodeshipingluntahesuxiaoxiao。
【wangyezuodehaozhi,jinzhangma?】【tagangcaitoukannvzhule!wokanjianle!】【“antou”shiheyi?
“cpu”youshihewu?】【zheijiedanmuwenhuashuipingtaigao,
gurenkanbudonglehaha】xiewuwang:“……”taganjuezijiderenzhizhengzaibeidabai。
zheixie“tianji”sihulaizilingyigewufalijiedeshijie,tamenzhixiaoyiqie,
baokuotaneixinshenchuzuiyinmideqinggan。tachangshizaixinzhongmowen:“nimenshishei?”danmumeiyouzhijiehuiying,
quepiaoguoyitiao:【tashibushizaifadai?sikaorensheng?】xiewuwangquedingle,
zheixie“tianji”sihuzhinengdanxiangchuandixinxi。dan……tamenyusu**youguanma?
taxiayishikanxiangxieduimiandesuxiaoxiao,faxiantazhengweiweichuimou,zitaiyouyadixiaokouchuoyinzheguojiu,
danyanshenouerhuiyouxiefangkong,fangfoyezai“yuedu”zheshenme。yigedadandecaixiangfuxianzaitaxintou:mofei,
su**yenengkandaozheixie“tianji”?erqie,kenengbitagengzaokandao?
di13zhangxuebadezhuiqifangshishenweiyimingyouxiudetongshuaihezhengke,
xiewuwangyongyoujiqiangdeshiyingnenglihexuexinengli。zuichudezhenjingguohou,taxunsulengjingxialai,
bingkaishifenxizheixie“danmu”(tacongdanmulixuehuilezheigeci)dejiazhi。shouxian,
tamenzhengshilesu**duitaqueshiyouhaogan(danmuyongyushi“shuangxianganlian”),zheijiletajudadexinxin。
qici,tamenbaolulesu**dexuduoxihaohexiangfa,biru【nvzhuhaoxianghenxihuanjintianzheidaoyingtaorou】,
【tajuedexianwudewujiqunzihenhaokan】。zuizhongyaodeshi,tamensihuneng……zhidaotaruhexingdong?
【wangyebieguangkanzhe,qujinvzhujiacaia!】xiewuwangmouguangweidong。suiran“jiacai”zhijuyulibuhe,
taiguotuwu,dantalingwulejingshen。tabudongshengsedizhaolaineishi,dishengfenfulejiju。bujiuhou,
yidaojingzhide、baipangewaipiaoliangdeyingtaoroubeiqiaoransongdaolesuxiaoxiaodeanshang。
suxiaoxiaokanzheneidieturanduochulaidecai,youxiechayi,taitouwangqu,zhenghaoduishangxiewuwangkanguolaidemuguang。
tayijiushineifulengjundemoyang,quejibukechadiduitadianlediantou。【!!!taxingdongle!
】【shiyingtaorou!tatingdaolewomendexinsheng!】【jingwang:yuanlaizhuiqikeyikaigua。
】suxiaoxiaodelianyouhongle,neixindexiaorenquezaihuanhuqueyue。taditou,jiaqiyikuaiyingtaoroufangrukouzhong,
tiansuandeziweizaishejianhuakai,yizhitiandaolexinli。di14zhang“ouyu”deshengjigongxiangdanmuzhihou,
xiewuwangde“ouyu”zhanshujinxinglequanmianshengji。genjudanmutishi【nvzhuxihuanchengnanlijidehehuagao】,
tahui“qiahao”zaitaqushupudelushang,shoulitizheyihegangchulude、sanfazhetianxiangdehehuagao。“su**。
”talanzhuta,jianggaodiandiguoqu,yuqihaishiyingbangbangde,“shunlumaide,buhekouwei,ninaqu。
”suxiaoxiaokanzheneimingxianshizhuanchengpaiduicainengmaidaode、baozhuangjingzhidegaodianhe,
youkankantayifu“aiyaobuyao”debieniuyangzi,chadianxiaochusheng。tanulibengzhulian,jieguohezi,
qingshengdao:“duoxiewangye。”【touweichenggong!haogandu+1!】【shunlu?wangyenidewangfuzaichengbei!
】【kouxiantizhengzhidedianfan!】xiewuwangkanzhedanmu,ergenweihong,danxinliqueshifenshouyong。
yuanlaianzhao“tianji”xingshi,xiaoguorucixianzhu。su**jieguogaodianshi,zhijianbujingyicaguotadeshoubei,
neiweiliangdechuganrangtaxintiaolouleyipai。di15zhangdanmude“shenyuyan”zheiri,
danmuturankaishimijiyujing:【zhuyi!zhuyi!mingtianshangyuting,nvzhuhuibeilibushilangjiadeqianjindiaonan!
】【liyoushijidunvzhushangcigongyanchufengtou!】【wangyekuaiquhuqi!zhanxianninanyoulideshikedaole!
】xiewuwangyanshenyilin。libushilangjiadeqianjin?tajixiale。ciri,taguorantiqianchuliwangongwu,
cemaqulechengxidehuangjiabieyuan,neiliyouchuzhumingdeshangyuting。tagangdaobujiu,
biankandaosuxiaoxiaohejiweiqianjinzaitingzhongshuohua,qifensihuyouxieweimiao。neiweishilangqianjinzhengyongshoupayanzhezui,
xiaodao:“sumeimeineiriyishou《shuidiaogetou》keweijingcaijueyan,zhishibuzhiweihezhihouzaiwujiazuo?
mofeishi……jianglangcaijinle?haishishuo,neicizuobenjiulingyoulaili?”suxiaoxiaomeitouweicu,zhengyaokaikou,
yigelengliedeshengyinzishenhouxiangqi:“benwangdaobuzhi,heshishicigefuyexuruliushuibanyuanyuanbuduan,
cainengzhengmingqicaixue?”zhongrenhuitou,zhijianjingwangxiewuwangbuzhiheshiyizhanzaitingwai,miansechenjing,
muguangquerulirenbansaoguoneiweishilangqianjin。neiqianjinhedelianseyibai,lianmangqishenxingli,jinruohanchan。
xiewuwangzoudaosuxiaoxiaoshenbian,suiweikanta,queshiyizhongwushengdeweihu。“benwangjuede,
su**yishou《shuidiaogetou》,bianyishengguoqianbaishouwubing**zhizuo。”【huqi!baqi!
】【tianjimiaosuan!wangyelaidetaishishihoule!】【kandaomeikandaomei!zheijiushizhenggongdediqi!
】suxiaoxiaokanzheshenpanggaodadeshenying,xinzhongyongqiyiguqiansuoweiyoudeanquangan。taqiaoqiaowanlewanzuijiao。
di16zhangxinshengdehuiyingshangyutingfengbohou,liangrenbingjianzouzaibieyuandexiaojingshang。
shicongheqitadeqianjinmendoushiqudiyuanyuangenzhe。suxiaoxiaoneixinos:“tazenmehuiganghaozaizheili?
hailaidezheimejishi?nandaota……”tahaimeixiangwan,
yanqiandedanmujiujichuledaan:【dangranshiyinweiai(hedanmujutou)a!
】【wangye:woyouwaiguawojiaoao。】【suzhunijiucongleba,zheiyangdenanrennalizhao!
】suxiaoxiaorenbuzhuminzuitouxiao。erzouzaitashence,shizhongbaochibanbujulidexiewuwang,
qiahaojiangzheitiaodanmushouruyandi。kandao“congleba”sangezi,
tajinbengdezuijiaojibukechadiyangqiyigeweixiaodehudu,xinzhongneifenquedingganyoujiashenlejifen。
di17zhangyuehuichutiyanzaidanmudefengkuangsongyongxia,
xiewuwangzhongyumaichulelishixingdeyibu——zhengshiyaoyuesuxiaoxiaofanzhouyouhu。bibodangyang,chuiliuyiyi。
jingzhidehuafangnei,zhiyoutamenerren(chuanfuheshiweidouzaidiceng)。qifen……yidushifenninggu。
xiewuwangzhengjinweizuo,rutongzaichaotangyishi。suxiaoxiaozeditouyanjiuaijishangdemuwen,
neixinfengkuanghujiaodanmujiuchang。【shuohuaawangye!kuata!kuatajintianhaokan!】【dui!jiucongyifukaishikua!
】xiewuwangjieshoudaoxinhao,shenxiyikouqi,muguangluozaisuxiaoxiaodanfensedeyiqunshang,nulihuiyidanmujiaoxue,
ranhouganbabadikaikou:“su**jinrizheishenyishang……yanseshenhao。”suxiaoxiao:“……duoxiewangye。
”neixin:meile?jiuzhei?【zhinankuaren,burenzhishi。】【danxinyishihaode!xinyimanfen!
】【xiacijiaotakua‘pianruojinghong,wanruoyoulong’!】xiewuwangmomojixiale“pianruojinghong,
wanruoyoulong”zheibagezi。di18zhangzhijiandechupengchuanzhihuxin,kaoshangyizuoxiaodao。xiewuwanglvxianxiachuan,
ranhouzhuanshen,jiqizirandichaosuxiaoxiaoshenchuleshou。yangguangzaitashenhougoulechutingbadelunkuo,tadeshouxinxiangshang,
zhijiefenming。suxiaoxiaokanzheneizhishou,xintiaoshudijiakuai。tayouyuleyixia,
haishijiangzijiweiliangdeshouqingqingfangleshangqu。tadeshouzhangwennuanerganzao,daizhexiwuzhirenteyoudebojian,
wenwendibaoguozhutade。neiyishunjian,fangfoyouxiweidedianliucongxiangjiedejifucuanguo。
suxiaoxiaojihushilikejiuxiangchouhuishou,jiaoxiaqueshiyihuang。xiewuwangxiayishishoujinshouzhang,jiangtafuwen。“xiaoxin。
”tadeshengyindichen。“ng……”suxiaoxiaoshengruwenrui,lianjiafeihong。zhidaotazhanwenzaianshang,
liangrencaixiangbeitangdaoyiban,tongshixunsusongkaileshou。gezibiekailian,ergendouranshanglekeyidehongyun。
【jietuganma!lengzhea!(fengkuangjietu)】【chunaizhanshenyingshengdaodi!taitianle!】【zheifenweigan!
juele!】di19zhangcuyichuxianyouhuguilaijirihou,suxiaoxiaozaiyicixunguizidizuzhidemaqiuhuishang,
yudaoleyingguogongshizi。zheiweishizixinggeshuanglang,yusuxiaoxiaodexiongzhangshihaoyou,bianguolaiyutaxianliaolejiju,
tanjitaxiongzhangjinkuang。liangrenyanxiaoyanyan,bingweijuedeyouhebutuo。raner,
zaibuyuanchugaotaishangguankanmaqiudexiewuwang,zhoushendeqiyaqueshunjiandilexialai。tashouzhongduanzhedechabei,
bianyuanshenzhiningjieleyisihanyi。【jingbao!jingbao!cuchangkaiyele!】【kongqihaosuan!
shisheijiadecutanzidafanle?】【wangye:ding——】danmufengkuangshuaguo,bujinsuxiaoxiaokandaole,
xiewuwangyekandeyiqingerchu。“cu?”taweiweicumei,pinweizhezheigeziyan。yuanlai,
zheizhongkandaosu**yubiedenanziyanxiaoshi,xinzhongyongqidesuansemenzhangzhigan,mingjiao“chicu”。taruoyousuosi。
jiranbuxi,neibianxuanshi**。tafangxiachabei,qishen,jingzhichaozhesuxiaoxiaoheshizidefangxiangzouqu。
di20zhangshenyede“buxi”shenye,jingwangfushufang。xiewuwangbingweijiuqin,ershizaidengxia……renzhenxuexi。
tamianqianpukaidebushijunzhengyaobao,ershiyidiesujian,
shangmianshitagenjujinridanmujiluxiade“zhishidian”:“pianruojinghong,wanruoyoulong。
”(yisikuazannvziyitai)“chicu”zhibiaoxianyuyingdui。(xujinyibuguancha)hewei“nanyouli”?
(sihuyubaohu、zhaoguxiangguan)……takandejiqirenzhen,shiercumeisisuo,shiertibibeizhu,
taidubiyanjiubianjingbufangtuhaiyaoyanjin。ruosuxiaoxiaokandaocijing,dinghuixiaodao。erdanmuruonengkandao,
pashiyouyaoshuaping【tazhendehaonuli】。di21zhangdenghuidingqingyuanxiaodenghui,huoshuyinhua,renliuruzhi。
xiewuwang“shunyingdanmuminyi”,yaosuxiaoxiaotongyou。zhangjiezhishang,geshihuadengcuicanduomu,
jiaomaisheng、huanxiaoshengbujueyuer。weibimianzousan,xiewuwangshizhongjinjingenzaisuxiaoxiaoshence。
zaiyigeyongjideguaijiaochu,renchaoyongdong,suxiaoxiaoyigeliangqiang,xiewuwangxiangyemeixiang,
bianshenshoulaolaowozhuletadeshouwan。zheiyici,tameiyoulikesongkai。suxiaoxiaoweiweiyijiang,quemeiyouzhengtuo。
tashouzhangdewendutouguobobodeyixiuchuanlai,daizhelingrenanxindeliliang。liangrenshouxindouqinchulebohan,
quesheidoumeiyouxianfangkai,jiuzheiyangqianzheshou,chuansuozaixirangderenqunheliuguangyicaidedenghuozhong。houlai,
xiewuwanghaizaiyigecaidengmidetanweishang,pingjieguorencaizhi,
weitayingxialeyizhanzuiweijingqiao、zhuimanliusudeliulilianhuadeng。suxiaoxiaotizheneizhanliuguangyicaidehuadeng,
yangtoukanzhetabeidenghuorouhuadecelian,zhijuedexinzhongbeimouzhongwennuanerbaomandeqingxutianman。【qianshouchengjiudacheng!
tawodehaojin!】【suosi!yaochiwotunle!】【zheihuamiantaimei,wobugankan!
】di22zhangnidexinyixingzhiyichuxiangduianjingdegongqiao,qiaoxiaheshuidaoyingzhemantiandenghuoyuxingzi。
xiewuwangtingxialejiaobu。suxiaoxiaoyesuizhitingxia,tizhehuadeng,youxieyihuodikanxiangta。
xuannaoderenshengfangfobeigejuezaiwai,zhiyouchanchanshuishenghebiciyouxiejinzhangdehuxisheng。
xiewuwangkanzheyanqianpiaoguode【shuoa!kuaishuoa!】【qifendouhongtuodaozheile!】,zhongyuxiadinglejuexin。
taningshizhesuxiaoxiaozaidenghuoxiagewairoumeideyanmou,shengyindichenerqingxi,
daizheyisibuyichajuedejinzhang:“su**,woxinyueni。”bushi“shunlu”,bushi“buhekouwei”,
ershizhibaitandangde——“woxinyueni”。di23zhangwodehuiyingsuxiaoxiaodexintiaozaineiyikefangfotingzhile。
takanzheyanqianzheigekansilengying,quehuiyongzuibenzhuoyouzuizhenchengdefangshikaojintadenanren。
 
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