我靠弹幕手撕给助理买车的渣妻
《我靠弹幕手撕给助理买车的渣妻》 小说介绍
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《我靠弹幕手撕给助理买车的渣妻》 1. 免费试读
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我公交挤了十公里。
huiquxiangrangtabangwomailiangdaibuche，
qiziqueshuoxiangwozheiyangmimidesuqi，liujialijiuhao，buyongkaiche。
toudingturanzhaleyiduidanmu：
「zheigehuangliangongbuhuizhenjuedezijimimideba？」
「xiangkanzongcaihexiaozhulidetiantianmimi！」
「huangliangonghaibuzhidaoba，zongcaizaojiujixiaozhulitileliangxiaomiu7。」
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黄脸公？
shunshouzhuaqiyipangdejingzi，weizheigejiacaolaoshiniandewozaojiubuxiangdangchuheqizizaiyiqishinianqingshuaiqi。
woyouxienanguo，wozhejingzideshouyemanmanshoujin。
zheishi，qizifaxianlewodeyichang，
hailaibujishouqiwodiluodeshenqing，qizijiufanzaodezhoumei，
“bujiushimeijinimaichema，zhiyuzaizheigenwoshuailianzi？”
弹幕还在继续滚动，
「jiushijiushi，chizaoyouyitianzongcaiyaorangtajingshenchuhu。」
「qianmiande，tahaiyongjingshen？zijimeizhuanguoyimaoqianhaoba。」
jingzipadeyishengshuaisuizaidishang，
biqitajibujiwomaiche，wogenghaipaqizixianqiwochou。
yaoburanyebuhuihexiaozhulizouneimejin，haijitamaiwodoubuganshexiangdexiaomiu7。
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qizikanxiangwodeyanjinghaishineimeshenqing，wodiyicicongzheilimianpinweidaobiedeyisi。
jianwohaizaineilenglengzuozhe，qizibawansaidaowoshouli。
“haolahaola，wodenghuierhaiyaoqugongsijiaban，nikuaiqubawanyixi。”
zheishinian，woyizhizheimerenlaorenyuan，jiawuhuocongmeirangqizipengguo。
jiuliantadetieshenyiwu，doushiwoyongwenshuishouxi。
taxiangzaishiyeshangshenzhanzijidechibang，wojiuburangtayourenhebiedefannao。
zhishi，danmuwomeifahulve。
「hahahaha，zongcaiyaoquzhaoxiaozhulila！」
「huanglianyejiuxiwanzheidianyongchule。」
「tamensangenengbunengyiqiguorizia！」
「jiushijiushi，xiaozhulixipinenroude，ganbulecaohuo。」
xinzaizheiyikediedaobingdian。
好半天才回过神来，
qizigangganglikai，wotingjianlegaogenxiedadadadexialousheng。
biqihuijia，tahaoxianggengyuanyiqugongsi。
renmingdeshoushiqichiwandefanzhuo，xinbuzaiyandeshuaguo。
zhidaoshuicongxiwantaiyilechulai，liuleyidi。
wogaixiangxinqizidezhongcheng，haishixiangxinyanqianzheiyixingxingwenzi？
diyicimengshengletoutouqugongsizhaoqizidexiangfa。
jieguozaiqiantaijiubeilanzhule，
“xianshengninhao，jianzongcaidehuashixuyaoyuyuede，qingwenninyouyuyuema？”
弹幕刷的越来越快，
「zheihuangliangonglaigongsixiangganma？」
「meiyourenjuedehuangliangongqishitingnaikanma？」
「zongcaixianzaigenbenbuzaigongsi，zaodoudaixiaozhulidaojiubaxiaosaqule。」
wanfenganxiedanmudetishi，wolianmanglanleyiliangchuzuchewangjiubagan。
xiachedeshihou，taokonglewoshenshangdelingqian。
chayidianjiuyaofubuqichefei。
yiguqituikaibaoxiangdemen，kanwojinlai，qizilianshangyizhenhongyizhenbai。
qizizhengkaozaixiaozhulijianshang，
“zongcaijiejie，tashisheia？”
qizianfuxingderoulerouxiaozhulidetoufa，
“jintiannihejiuheduole，jinizhaodedaijia。”
xiaozhulibajiuweidaoqizizuibian，
“hesile，wohaiyiweishigegeni。”
“wojiushuoma，zongcaijiejiezheimemei，gegezongdepeideshangcaishi。”
yishijian，wolianzhiwendediqidoumeiyou。
「zheiren...shangganzhejizijizhaobutongkuaima？」
「xiaozhulihaokeai！haoxihuan！」
「shenmeshihouzongcainengjixiaozhuliyigejia？」
我低头垂眸，
“zhouzong，tiandouwanle，shenmeshihousongnimenhuijia？”
wokaishangleqizimaidexiaomiu7，zhishichedemingzixiedexiaozhuli。
zhenggexindouxiangcupaoguoyiyangsuanse。
xianbaqizifangdaojiamenkou，houmianliangrenhaibaozaiyiqinanshenanfen，
“zongcaijiejie，shenmeshihoujieshaowohegegerenshiya？wohaixiangxianggegeduoququjingni。”
“kuaihuijiaba，huiyoujihuide。”
qizishangloushimeikanwoyiyan，haoxiangzhenbawodangchengledaijiasiji。
「xiaozhulikuairenchutalaiba！」
「xiangkanxiongjingxiuluochang！」
「+1+1。」
houpaidexiaozhulixushiwuliao，balazhecheyizitoucoudaoqianmianlai，
“sijishushu，nikanwomen...peibupei？”