无理医闹
《无理医闹》 小说介绍
xiaolu8yixinidebichuchuangzuoleyibuchongmanjingxidedoushixiaoshuo《wuliyinao》，zhujiaozhangdashanshenyudegushidiedangqifu，kourenxinxian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqidutedeshijiaoheqiaomiaodexushishoufajiduzhedailailenanwangdeyuedutiyan。zhangdashanteyijiangzijideshoujugao，shabushangshenchudedanhuangsezuzhiyeyijingjiejia，zaizhongrendezhushixia，tajiangshoushangchanhaodeshabuyicengyi……。
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第1章
zhangdashanjuanqixiezhe“yiliaoshigudiaojieshu”jigezidezhizhangzaiwoshenshangpailepai，zuijiaoxiexiao，shenqingjianshishuobuchulaidedeyiyuaoman。
“shenyisheng，nikaizaiduodejiangtangyao，haiburuwoyanxi、naoyichangqianlaidekuai。”
“jiusuanwojiubingfufa，huanjiashengyiyuan、shiyiyuan、shenzhixianyiyuandounengzhi，daoshihouhainengjixue。”
“zhiyaobuyaolian，wotianxiawudi。”
shenshoutuikaizhangdashanpaizaiwoshenshangde《yiliaoshigudiaojieshu》，xiangqiyiyuangangxiadaanzhuangzhinengshibiexitongdetongzhi，wolenghengyixiao。
zhangdashana！zhangdashan，younihuilaiqiuwodeneiyitian。
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xiaodushuideweidaogewaicibi，napawodaizhehouzhongdefanghukouzhao，weidaohaishizhiwangbizilizuan。
zhaixiakouzhao，daliangkongqiyongrubiqiang、xinfei，jiuzheimeyishunjianwodeshentifangsongxialai，wodejingshenyemeineimejinbeng。
gangchuliwanyigejiujiashigudeshangzhe，zhanlexuejidehumujinghaimeilaidejizhai，zoulangneibiandementurandakai，yourenshensetongkudewuzheduzi，waiwaixiexiedezouxiangfenzhentai。
“yisheng、yisheng，jixinglanweiyan......。”
“我快疼死了。”
shuozheneirenwaizheshenzidaoxia，zhenggerenquansuoqilai，suizhezhangdashanshentideniudong，yaojiankudaishangbiezhedexuetangyicongyifuxiahuachu，**zailewaimian。
zheishuxideshengyin，zheibumoshengdebeiying，bushiwodelinjuzhangdashan，shishei？
zhaixiahumujing，womaibuxiangzhangdashanzouleguoqu，ruguowomeijicuodehuayigexiaoshiqianzhangdashanzhengzaixiaoquliheyiqunlaotaitailiaodetumohengfei，shouwuzudaode，neishihouwozhenghaochulaishangban。
shizainanyijiangxianzaizheigemianbutengtongdeniuquderen，heyuanxiankankanertandezhangdashanlianxiqilai。
dunzaidishangjizhangdashanzuolegejiandandejianchahou，woshenshouanzhutahuluanhuiwudeshuangshou。
“张大伯。”
“niqianjitiancaizuolequanshentijian。”
“manxingtangniaobingsanqi。”
“jintianyizhengtiannishentiyemeishenmebushufu。”
beiwochaichuanhou，zhangdashandeshenzibushoukongzhidedouledou。
suijizhangdashanyonglizhengzha，fanshenzaidalishidibanshanggunlaigunqu，xuejicongzuijiaoyichu，zhangdashanyongjinquanshenliqihanchulesheng。
“打人了！”
“医生打人了！”
dangzhibanbaoantingdaoshengxiangcongwaimianjinlaishi，zhangdashanyijingquansuoqilai，zuoshousisizhuazhewodebaidagua。
kanzhebaisedizhuanshangxianhongdexueji，woheyipangdehushimenjingdezhanzaiyuandi。
houzhenqudelanguangshizhongtiaodaoershidiansanshifen，gaokang、jixiededianzitishiyinxiangqi，wocaicongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshenlai。
shentibinaozixianzuochufanying，wolijitiaoqilaituihouyibu，zuanzhewoyifudezhangdashanbeituozhezaidishangmoca。
ditoukanzhezhangdashan，womanlianbukezhixindexunwenta。
“nishuoshenme？zhangdabo。”
“nizenmezaihushuobadao？”
zhangdashanmeihuidawodewenti，zhishibagaoyinliangyigejingerdehaojiao。
“疼、疼死我了。”
“nimenzheishishenmeyiyuan？”
“投诉你们。”
“我一定要投诉。”
shuowanzhangdashanfangkaiwodeyibai，youzhezhibanbaoanbatataizou。
cishicikerangwoxiangqishanggeyuezhangdashandanaoshuyeshideqingjing，huangluanzhongtunxiazangzaishouxinzhongzhuangzhejixuedejiaonang，yongdeyeshizaizang、ezhadeshouduanhebaxi。
唉！
zaozaiwochajuedaozhangdashanzhuangbingdeshihou，wojiuyinggaitigaojingti，yuanlitashenbiande，wanwanmeixiangdaohaishizheletadedao。
haodaishilinju，meixiangdaozhangdashanyidianbunianlinjujiandeqingfen！
jingguozheimeyizao，wodeqingxubukebimiandeshoudaoleyingxiang，haozaishengxiadeshijianlimeifashengshenmetufazhuangkuang、yiwaishijian，wozaizhibanshidaidaizuodaotianliang。
diertianchenhuishangzhurenbatousucailiaoshuaizaiwomianqian，tahentiebuchenggangdekanzhewo。
“qitakeshiyijingyouleqianchezhijian，nizenmehainengdiaojinzhangdashanbuzhidexianjingli？”
“zanmenzuoyishengdebunengmeiyoutongqingxin，danyebunengtongqingxinfanlan。”
duanzantingdunhou，zhurendeqingxuhuanhexialai，tajixushuodao。
“tingshuozhangdashanhenishilinju，yaobuhezhangdashanliaoliao？kannengbunengchehuizheigetousu？”
“buguo，zhangdashanjiranjingxinanpaizheichangxi，neichexiaotousudekenengxingjibenmeiyou，nihaishixiangxiangzenmeyingduiba？”
“diaojieyuandeyisishi，zheishihexieshehuibiyaodetuoxie。”
zaichenhuizhiqianwoyiyuliaodaolezheiyangdejieguo，zhiqianshuyeshijiushizirendaomeide，xianzaigaiwopeifudeqianyiyuanyebuhuitiwochu。
fankai《yiliaoshigudiaojieshu》，zuihoumianshizhangdashananxiadexianhongshouyinyijiwuweishudepeifujine。
zhongwuwuxiushizaiyuangongtongdaoyouyicikandaolezhangdashan，tajingshenjueshuo、shenqingzhenfen，dalaoyuandeduizhewozhihuishouji。
“shenyisheng，nikaizaiduodejiangtangyao，haiburuwoyanxi、naoyichangqianlaidekuai。”
wozhizhikanzheta，lianshangmeiyourenhebiaoqing。
“这么不留余地？”
张大山哈哈大笑。
“quanguozheimeduoyiyuan，jiusuanwojiubingfufa，huanjiashengyiyuan、shiyiyuan、shenzhixianyiyuandounengzhi，daoshihouhainengjixueqian。”
“zhiyaowobuyaolian，jiushitianxiawudi。”
shuowanzhangdashanzhuangzhewodejianbangguoqu，jiulianneibeiyingdourucixiaozhang、rucibukeyishi。
doushuoyisheng、jiaoshi......zheixiezhiyewuxianfengguang，dangwozhenzhengchengweiyishengzhihoucaichedilejieyishengzheiyixingye。
bingrenbushiwanquanderuoshiqunti，yishengyehuizaoyuyinao、yihuanguanxijinzhangzheixiewenti，chuxianyiliaoshigushishenzhihuihuidiaoyigeyishengdeyisheng。
kongxiandeshihouwohuisikao，dangchuxuanzeyishengzheigexingyedaodiduibudui？
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fengpinglangjingjitianhou，woyouzaixiaoqulikandaolezhangdashan，zhouweiweizheyiqunren，tayijiushouwuzudao、tuomohengfeidexuanjiangzhe。
suiranzhangdashanshuode**pengpai，danqitarensihubutaiyuanyixiangxintashuodehua，youderenmanlianzhenjingdedingzhezhangdashan，youderenxieyanchouzhe，yanshenzhongmanshibuxie，haiyouderenchaozhezhangdashanpeileyishen，zhuanshenliqu。
zhidaozhangdashanjiangyitadiaojieshushuaichulaishizhouweiderenbuzijuedicouleguoqu，cishiwoyemingbailezhangdashanxuanjiangdeneirong，wufeishijiangzijizaiyiyuanezhawodeshiqingtianyoujiacudejiangyibian。
pieleyiyanzhangdashanchanzheshabudeshouhetashouzhongde《yiliaoshigudiaojieshu》，wolenglianzouchuxiaoququshangban。
wodeluguomeiyinqirenherendezhuyi，tamendemuguang、shixianquanzaizhangdashandeshenshang。
zhangdashanteyijiangzijideshoujugao，shabushangshenchudedanhuangsezuzhiyeyijingjiejia，zaizhongrendezhushixia，tajiangshoushangchanhaodeshabuyicengyicengchaikai。
“kandaomei？kandaomei？”
“zhengdanimenyanjingkankan？”
“这个值五万。”
“jiulianshizhongxinsanjiayiyuandoufenbu**dejiade？”
kandaozhangdashanzuodedaojurucibizhen，renqunzhongyourenkaikouxunwen。
“jiushiyongzheigepiandaoqiandema？”
zhangdashandeyidedianlediantou。
“zhouwuwanshang，zhidaoweishenmeyaozhouwuwanshangquma？”
zhongrenyaotou，zhangdashanbagaoyinliang，shengyinzhongmanshixingfen。
“zhouwuwanshangshizhibanyishengzuipibeidedianer，youqishishigufashengzhihou，wocaizhedianqude。”
“neitianwanshang，wojiazhuanglanweiyanfazuoquleshizhongxinyiyuan，nimencaiwokandaoleshei？”
“kandaoshenyumei？”renqunzhongyourenwenchusheng，“tajiuzaishizhongxinyiyuanshangban。”
xiangdaoxianzaihuadedoushishenyudeqian，zhangdashanxiaodegenghebulongzuile。
“jiushishenyuneigedaomeigui，woqudeneitianzhenghaoshitazhiban。”
“shenyuzhidaowoshijiazhuangde，tazhidaowodetijianjieguo，danneiyouzenmeyang？wotangzaidishangbaozhetadeshoushuotadawo。”
“dangshiwokoutuxianxue，shenshanghaiyoushang，shenyujiusuanzhangzhebazhangzuitadoujieshibuqing。”
tingdaozhangdashanshuodehua，chushaoshuxinshubuzhengderenganxingquwai，dabufenrendeyanlidoushibiyi。
“yiyuanmeijiankongma？meirenkandaoma？”
“youzhenirucihuzuofeiwei。”
“renjiashenyukeshihaohaizi，nibietaiguofenlea！”
zhouweidezhiyisheng、yilunshengyueduo、yueza，zhangdashanyuekaixin、yuexingfen，meirennengbizijigengcongmingle，tamenshenzhidoubuzhidaozenmezuo，erzijiyijingzhuandaoleyibiyouyibideqian。
“切。”
“监控算什么？”
“dangshiyiqunhushiweizhewo，shenyushenshouzaiwoshenshangjiancha、enya，tamenjigerenzaobajiankongdangdesiside。”
“jiusuanjiankongkaizhe，wotuchudexue，shenshangdeshang，quanshizhengju，tamenbaikoumobian。”
shuozhezhangdashanshengchuxianchangjitamenyanyiyichangdexiangfa，zhijiantacelecenaodai，yishengqingweideqingcuishenghou，tadezuijiaoliuchuxueji。
jianzhuangyourenshenzhishenshoumoleshangqu。
“you！bianxifaerni。”
“nizheixueshizenmenongde？zhendejiade？”
zhangdashancongkudoulitaochuyigexizhibao，limianfangzhejilikongjiaonangqiao，“yongdejixue，hunzheputaotang。”
zhongrenhuangrandawu，kanxiangzhangdashandeyanshenyuefadebiyi，zhangdashanyijiudiediebuxiuzhechuanshouziji“chenggong”dejingyan。
“zhuangbingyouxiankaolvneifenmike，tangniaobinghuanzhechenggonggailvda；binghaofuyaochuandaicikoude；jingyanbuzudeyongwozheizhaorumen，youjingyandekeyiweizaobinglidan；yanjiyehenzhongyao，meishierdeshihoulianxilianxizenmechouchukanzhegengziranyixie......。”
“nimenshuoshuozheihekongshoutaobailangyoushenmequbie？”
“xiageyuea，wojiuqushengyiyuanzhengqian。”
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tuozhangdashandefu，bujianduandeyinaohezhourantuqideezhashijianrangyiyuanxiadingjuexinanzhuangzhinengshibiexitong，yanfamianbushibieheshoucijiangrengongzhinengyinjinyiyuandeneigerenjianzhishitiancai。
chenhuishangzhurenteyihewomenqiangdiaolezheigeshiqing。
“xianqianyiyuanxiafadetongzhi，nimendoukandaoleba？”
“duiyuanzhuangzhinengshibiexitongyishier，xiangbinimenyemeishenmeyiwen。”
“congzheizhoukaishi，womenhuiduixitongjinxingshiyunxing，fanshiluruxitongdeyinaorenyuan，jinruyiyuanfanweijiuhuichufayujing。”
“daixitongzhengshiyunxingshi，haihuijierugonganxitongderenlianshujuku，shibiezhunquelvjiangjiejinbaifenzhibai。”
“dangranzheibujinyongyubendi，quanguolianwang、guoneisuoyouyiyuanxinxigongxiang，jiusuanshikuadi、yidideexingyinaoshijianyenengdadajianshao。”
tinglezhurendehua，womenzheixierendelianshangbuzijuedeluchulexiaorong，zhongyubuyongzaitixindiaodandegongzuole。
yizhibiezheyikouqideshuyeshidemayishenglijijushoushuodao。
“zhangdashandexinxijiaojiwo，wodiyigejiujitalu。”
“biedekeshiyoumeiyoupengshangzhangdashande？”
“xinxifawo，woyibingjilule。”
“顺手的事儿。”
zheixiagongchousichou、xinchoujiuhenyikuaidoujibaole，womenqitayishengdouxiaozhechulehuiyishi。
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wogangjinjiamenmeiduojiu，yiliangjiuhucheshanzhehongdengjinlewomenxiaoqu，suihoutaizheyigerenshangchehoucongcongshiwangyiyuan。
jiuhucheshangzhangdashanyaoyapansuanzhezheicishangyiyuandefeiyong，dangtayishidaozheicihaishizhuangbing，hexianqianjicishideshouduanyiyangshi，taqingqingsonglekouqi，duizhesuixingdeyihurenyuanxunwendao。
“shishengyiyuandejiuhucheba？”
“woyaoqushengyiyuankan，wodebingzhiyoushengyiyuanzhidele。”
buzhimianqianrendezhenshiyitu，suixingyiyuanrenyuanxiaozheanfuzhangdashan。
“是的。”
“ninbodadeshengyiyuandezhixiandianhua，womenqueshishishengyiyuanpailaide。”
“biedanxin，henkuaijiudaoyiyuanle。”
jiuhucheshang，chenmeirenzhuyi，zhangdashanjiangyituanzhisaidaozuili、nulitunyan，houlonglikusededanzhifanyongshanglai，“ou”deyishengzhangdashanxiangyaotu，xiangdaojijiangdaoshoudejiwanrenminbi，zhangdashanmengtunkoushuixiangjiangzhituanyaxiaqu。
henkuaijiuhuchetingxia，zhangdashanbeirentaijinyiyuan。
yiyuanneirenlianshibieyituranfachuxiangsheng，yishengdingzheshangfangbobaopingshangchuxiandehongsezimu，lianseshunjianlenglexialai。
“zhangdashan，1971nianchusheng，moushengmoushiren，2023nian2yue7riyinhushiluchuxiaoliandanaoshuyeshihuopei8wan，2024nian8yue15ritousuhushisongtangdaozhishentibushufuhuopeiliangbaiwan，2025nian2yue7ritousuyishengdarenhuopeiwuwan......。”
kandaoyishengzhanzaijimiyuandedifangchichibushishijiuzhi，zhangdashanrenbuzhucuicu。
“yisheng，woduziteng、xiangtu。”
“kenengyixianyanfanle，yisheng。”
zhangdashangangshuowan，sangebaoanzouleguolai，tamenjiangzhangdashanzhuaiqi，jiuyaowangwaituo。
“zhangxiansheng，jianyininhuanjiayiyuanjiuzhenzhiliao。”
zhangdashanjuezheshenzibukenzou，tayibiandikangyibiannuhou。
“weishenmehuanyiyuan？laoziyibaokashishengzhi。”
“zainaerdounengkanbing。”
duifuzheizhongrenbaoanhaobushouruan，tamenyibajiangzhangdashantuichuyiyuan。
“nindedingdianyiyuanzaichengbei，chumenzuozhuanzuo804lu，yigexiaoshijiudaole。”
zuozhuan804lu？chengbei？zheibushimousiliyiyuanma？tacaibuquneizhongxiaoyiyuan。
zaizhangdashanlengshenshi，120jijiuchesijipaoguolaijiuzhuzhangdashanyiling。
“车费还没给呢？”
“出车费！”
“jiuhuchebushimianfeide。”
xinlidenuhuozhiwangshangcuan，zhangdashanyibatuikaisiji。
“车费什么车费？”
“没有！”
“yaoqianmeiyou，yaomingyitiao。”
zhangdashanzuilimamalieliede，yanzhuziquediliuliudedingzheyiyuanzhuan，tadejinkuaigaoqingchufashengleshenme。
denghouxujiuyigeshuxiderenzoulechulai，zhangdashankuaibuyingleshangqu，chanxiaozhexunwen。
“wangyisheng，ganggangnimenyiyuanbawoganchulaile。”
“niyaonengbajiankongshipintoutoujiwo，jubaonimenyiyuandedaodepeichangjinwofenniyiban。”
wangyishengzhuanguolianlai，zhizhidingzhezhangdashan。
“可能吗？”
“nishibushiwanglewoshisheile？”
bujiushizhiqiantousuguotayicima？youshenmedabulede？youqianbuzhuancaishishazi。
张大山讪讪一笑。
“duibuzhule，wangyisheng。”
“dengnadaopeichangkuanhou，woduofenniyixiezenmeyang？”
budengzhangdashanshuowan，wangyishengtouyebuhuidezoule。
zheihaishizhangdashandiyicishili，taduizheshengyiyuan“pei”leyikouhoufenfenzhelikaile。
jiezhezhangdashanzuozhuanchengzuogongjiaoquleshengeryuan，eryuanjizhenshidedianzipingshangshanshuozheanhongde“1：30”，zhangdashansuozheshenzizuozaihouzhenqudeyizishang。
yuanxiantunxiaqudezhituanyinyinzaiduzilifanjiao，zhangdashankeyihulvediaoneidianbutongkuai，zaixinlimouhuazhecicidejihua，zheiyici，zhixuchenggongbuxushibai！
“zhangdashan、zhangdashanzaima？”fenzhentaihushitanchunaodaichakanshi，duijiangjineibianchuanlai“yujing”、“duoqiyinaoshijianhuanzhe”dengdengziyan。
zaihushilengshendegongfu，zhangdashancongyizishangchengqishenzi，laidaofenzhentai。
“我是张大山。”
hushishouqixiaolian，suishounaqiyigeyinzhelinshimouyiyuanmingzidedaizidijizhangdashan。
“zhuanyuanshouxuyijingbanlichenggong。”
“womenweininlianxileyigegengjiazhuanyedeyiyuan。”
tingdaohushirangzijizhuanyuan，zhangdashanzhuangyebuzhuangle，tayishouchayaoyishouzhizhehushi。
“pingshenmerangwozhuanyuan？”
“你叫什么名字？”
“我要投诉你。”
budaihushikaikoushuoshenme，daozhenjiqirenliezuihualeguolai，yuyinbobaoxiangchezhenggejizhenshi。
“dianhuazaitousuxuzhidi10ye。”
“xiaodaoshenshangjiuyoupdfwenjian，ninkeyitongguorenlianshibiedenglutousu。”
kandaohushibuzaijupatousu、yiyuanduizijidetaiduyehezhiqiandabuyiyang，zhangdashanmanlianhuyidewangchuzou。
luguomenzhendatingshi，zhangdashantingdaolianggehushizhanzaiyipangqieqiesiyu。
“zheijilunengdadaosvipdeshuipingleba？”
“duanduanliangfenzhongxitongtuilesanshicijinggao。”
“tingshuotahaiyouzhuanmendedanchuangmoban。”
“zhenshidashanxianshen、didongshanyao。”