《我妹打啵我不看》 小说介绍
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第1章
meimeizaolian,feideheneigexiaohunzizaiyiqi,dasuantuixueweineihunhunshenghaizi。
wodanxinmeimei,gaosubabamama。
babamamalimabameimeisongchuguo,ziciliangrenduanlelianxi。
zhouhuaiyinweidubobeidasidexiaoxichuanlechulai,meimeimianrongniuqufangdushao**。
[yaobushini,wozaojiuhezhouhuaizaiyiqile!zhouhuaiyebuhuisidiao!]
zhonghuiyishi,wokanzailouxiadabodemeimei,shierbujian。
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nanwendeqitibuduankuosan,wohunhuneedezhanleqilai,chajuedaozhouweidebuduijing,lianmangdasuanjiaoqipangbiandefumu。
wodakaimenmandixueye,babamamadexiongkoushangmianchazheyibadao,xueyebuduan,yuanyuanyongchu。
suyuedakaimeiqizhanzaiyipang,shoushanghainazheyigedahuoji,lianshangsihujianqilexiexuxueye,zhenggeshoubumanzhenongnongdexuese。
xueyeshunzhezhijianmanmandiluozaidishang,xingchengleyitanxueshui。
sihutingjianwodedaolai,suyuetaiqitou,jiezheyanqianweiliang。
[wanshangshuijuehaisuomen,nizaifangzhesheini?jiejie?]
[wodehaojiejie,yaobushiniduoguanxianshi,zhouhuaizenmehuisidiaoni?]
[wodezhouhuaineimenianqing,yaobushini,wodezhouhuaizenmehuisi!]
[doushinimenyijiazidecuo,shinimenzulanlewo,zheikebuyaoguaiwoya!]
[nimenzheiqun**,yiqisiba!]
[yaobushiyinweinimenzhouhuaizenmehuisidiao!nimentaiguofenle!nimenhezhouhuaiyiqisiba!]
fengfengdiandiandeyanlun,tingdewomihuzhiji,wohaimeixiangqingchu,kanzheyanqiandejingxiang,xinshenyizhan。
mianluzhengningdesuyue,nazhedahuoji。
咔!
yituanhuoyanchuxianzaimianqian。
砰!
judawubidebaozhazhisheng,bansuizhebaozhashenghuoguangsishe。
xiongxiongdahuoranshaoleyiqie,wobuganxinxiangdakaimentaoli,zuihouzaiduqidegongjizhixiawoyanyanyixi,yanmouzhizhongchongmanbuganxin,daozaidishang。
ruguozailaiyici,wokendingbuhuizaiguansuyue!
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[jiejie,niganggangshenmedoumeikanjianba?]
wonaohaihunhuneehaizaixianqiandehuochangzhizhong,zhenggerenneixinzhizhongchongchizhenongnongdebuganxin,yitaitoujiukanzhewoneihaomeimeisuyuezoujinlailianshangdaizhetante。
我不是死了吗?
wozhenggerenyouxiefameng,kanzheyanqiandesuyue。
suyuekanzhewomobuzuoshengdeyangzi,biaoqingliuluchulexiexudejinzhang。
[jiejie,niganggangzaixiamiankanjianleshenmema?nikanjianwoganggangzaixiamianlema?]
suyuebububiwen,henbudezhijieduidaowomianqian。
woxianghoumanmantuileyibu,yanshenbuzhehenjihuaguoyimoyane,lengshengshuodao。
[nihaibuquxuexiguolaiganshenme?nanbuchengnizaixiamianzuoleshenmehuaishima?]
suyuetingdaowozheihuida,lianshangdaizhexiaoyi,lianmangpanshangwodegebo。
[zenmekenengzuohuaishiya,woxianglaizuitingjiejiedehua,wozheibushihaiyiweijiejieganggangzaixiamianzhuangdaowochilatiaolema。]
suyueyibianduiwoshuo,yibianyaohuangzhewodegebo,tiantiandesangyinmanmandesajiao。
[jiejiekebuyaogenmamashuo,buranmamayouyaoshuowozaiwaimiantouchilatiaole。]
wobudongshengsedejiangshouchoulechulai,lianshangdaizheqianqiandeyisixiaoyi。
[nizaibuquzuozuoye,wokezhendeyaogenmamashuole,daoshihounikebieguaiwo。]
suyuepielepiezui,lvedaibuman,yanshenlvedaishenyidekanlewoyiyan。
[jiejieshigegaozhuangjing!heng!]
wokanzhesuyuebengbengtiaotiaoliqudebeiying,xinzhongfaliang。
fumugongzuomangliu,suyuehewochalesansui,congwoyoujiyikaishi,suyuechengdeshangshiwoyishoumanmantuodade。
jiulianshangchuzhongzhiqian,womeimeiyangqiuzhegenwojinleyigegaozhong,womeitianwanshangweitabuxi,xishengzijidequanbushijian,zuihourangtagenwozaitongyigenianji。
kejiushiwoyishoutuodayangda,shenzhilaishuojingxinmouhua,ouxinlixue,rangtachengcaidemeimei,zuizhongqueweileyigenandeyigexiaohunhun,jiangquanjiazhiyusidi。
woxiangbumingbai,yebuxiangquxixiang。
苏月,凭什么?
zheiyishizhonglai,wozaiyebuhuiganshesuyue,rangtazijiqutanyichanghonghonglieliedeaiquba!
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shangyibeiziwozailouxiazhuangjiansuyueheneixiaohunhundabo,huidaojiazhihoumashanggaosufumu。
fumudangjiliduan,limasongsuyuechuguo,duanleliangrendelianxi。
guowaixiaofeigao,woyeyinciwuxinyuxue,zhixiangzhezenme**,jianqingjialifudan。
jiran,shangbeizisuyuebuzhenxixuexidejihui,neizheibeiziwolai!
woshenxileyikouqi,congjiaoluofanchuleneiyitahouhoudeshu,suyuezhisuoyinengdedaofumudexiai,renweiyouchuguodezigequanbudouzaiyuwomeitianwanshangyongxindefudao。
wochengjibucuo,zaijiaoshuyurenfangmiandianliangleyidiantianfu,zhidaocongnagezhishidianqieru,gengnengrangrenqingchumingbai。
suyueshangbeizichengbushangshiyuben,zhinengshuoshigeputongdexuesheng,gengjiachengbushangshiconghui,nenggoukaoshangzhongdiangaozhongdeyuanyin,quanbudouzaiyuwomeigeshujiayongxinjiaodao。
woxishenglezijideshujiashijian,jieguoquehuanlaizheigejieguo,wokanzheshouzhongdeshu,maitoukugan。
fumuyizhijiaowoduojiaojiaomeimei,duorangrangmeimei,shangbeiziwozuodao,quehuanlaizheiyangdeyigejieguo,zheibeizibuxiangzaizuole!
quanxinquanlitourudaoxuexizhizhongdeshiguang,kuaileyouduanzan。
dangwohuiguoshenlaideshihou,suyueheneigexiaohunhundeshiqingbeipuguangle。
suyuenuqichongchongdechongdaowofangjian。
[nibushishenmedoumeikanjianma?nipingshenmehebabamamaluangaozhuang!nizheigegaozhuangjing,nijiushijianbudewohao!]
suyueshuochuzheifanhuazhihouhaichuaileyijiaozhuozi,bazhuozishangdedongxiquanbudoushuaizailedishang。
suyuezhidaowoaishu,mashangchaowodeshujiazouqu,shouganggangpengdaowodeshushanglimabeiwozhizhi,woqiaozhenuqichongchongdesuyue,lengzheyizhanglian。
[sheigennishuoshiwogaozhuangde?wobuzhidaofashengshenmeshiqing,nishuoqingchunizuoleshenmeshiqing,zuoleshenmehuaishibeiwokanjianle!]
suyuekanzhewo,qijibaihuai。
[yaobushinizaiwaimiandaochuxuanyangbabamamazenmekenengzhidaozheijianshiqingdoushinidecuo,nizheigegaozhuangjing!doushiyinweini!nijianbudewohao!]
suyueshuowanzheifanhua,shougaogaotaiqixiangshanwoyibazhang。
tabazhanghaimeiluoxialai,beilanzhu,wobajiantazheifuyangzi,fanshoujiushiyigebazhang。
啪!
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suyuewuzhelian,yankuangweihong。
[爸!]
wobaliansefaqing,kanzhesuyuezheifuyangzi,nufachongguan。
[nikuaidiangenneixiaohunhunfenshou!zheijianshiqinghenijiejieyoushenmeguanxi?shinibanzhurenzhuanmenlaizhaowode,shiqingdounaodaoxuexiaoqule,nihaixiangzenmeyang?niyaotuixuema?]
suyuemuguangyileng,jiezhewuzhelian,duiwobagaoshengshuodao。
[tuixuejiutuixue!zhouhuaishuoleyaoyangwoyibeizi,woxiangxinzhouhuai,nimenbunengjizhouhuaiyigejihuima?dushuyoushenmehaode!]
suyueshuowanzhihouwuzhelianpaokai,likaizhiqianehenhenzhuanglezhanzaimenkoudewoma。
womamiansecangbai,leishuicongyankuangdiluo,leiyanposuodekanzhewoba。
[yueyue,zheidaodishizenmehuishi?mingmingquxuexiaodeshihouhaohaode,zenmechulaigengebusanbusiderenhunzaiyiqi。]
womashuowanzheifanhua,shenshenbujiedekanzhewo。
[nixianglaigen**zuihao,nizenmebuzhidao**genbusanbusiderenhunzaiyiqi,nikeshi**dejiejieya,nizenmebuguanxinmeimeini?]
shangbeizitongyishijian,wojiangzheijianshiqingsidixiagaosuwomazhihou,womadalewoyibazhang。
[doujiaonishangxuedeshihougenjinmeimei,xianrujin**jingranhehunhunzaiyiqile,younineimezuojiejiedema?!]
neishihoudewoneixinzize,yaobushiyinweiwoxuexishuhu,womeiyebuhuihehunhunzaiyiqi,zicizhihouwojiukaishi**dagong,weiwomeichuguochuyifenli。
erqierujinyixiangdaoxiwoxuechuguodesuyuehuilai,jingranbawoshaosizhihou,woxinzhongdeneiyifenkuijiuzhizhexiaosandeyiganerjing。
wojianqidibanshangdeshu,lenglianshuodao。
[woshitajie,bushitama。mamaniguanguomeimeima?pingbaiwugujinlaiwulaijiejie,bawofangjiangaodeyituanzao!xianrujinmamanihaihaoyisiwenwo,younineimezuomadema?]
我妹打啵我不看