《我,马路判官,专治各种加塞插队》 小说介绍
《wo,malupanguan,zhuanzhigezhongjiasaichadui》shiyibuyinrenrushengdedoushixiaoshuo,youzuojiajiangchuanjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhujiaojianganhanxiangyidemingyunyuaiqing、quanlihebeipanjiaozhizaiyiqi,jieshilerenxingdefuzaheshehuideheianmian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenkededongchalihejinzhangdejuqingerbeishouzanyu。jiusuanshigenjianganfenyifen,fenjianganyibaner,neiyeyoudezhuanahaoma!neiyebitapingchangdanjiyaozhuanduole!“suanleba……”kexideshi,jianganwan……。
《我,马路判官,专治各种加塞插队》 第1章 免费试读
“热死了……”
“neiwangyuechezenmehaibulaiya?”
“等死人了……”
quancheng,moudaxinghuizhanzhongxin。
gangcongyichangdaxingmanzhanzhongxinchulai,haichuanzheyishenxiduochuanhaimengzhuangdenvcoserhanxiangyishoulibaozheyigexiaoxiongmaodefengshan,huhudewangliandanershangshanzhefeng。
raoshiruci,yesihaomeiyouhuanjiezheixiarideyanre。
yinweidaizhetoutaohenrema,tadenaomenzishanghuhudewangwaimaohan,lingdetabudebunazhijinlaicahan……
cazhecazheni,queyoubuxiaoxinbazhuangcahuale,zheirangtadexinqinggengchale。
qibayuefen,benshenjiushineiludiquzuiredeshihou,shenweiquanguofanweineizuigaowenjinciyutulufandechengshi,quanchengzheiliangtiandeqiwengengshizhibisishidu。
zaiwaimianzhanzhebudongdouhuhumaohan,gengbietizheihuierfujindoumeiyougeyinliangdierle……
yaolinzhebao,dazhezheyangsan,haiyaobaozheshoujizhibo,shoushoudouyongbuguolaile,hanxiangyixinshuozijizhenshimingkua,xianzaidougengebazhuayusidele~
zhibojianli,lingxingdeyoupinglunshuazhe:
—【xiaozhubozhencan,zheidaretianerdepaotangmanzhanmendoumeirangjin,zeze……】
—【sheirangtabenshoubenjiaode,ruchangquanjingrandounengnongdiu,yeshirencai,jiuzheidiusanluoside,yehuogaihuobuqilai。】
—【hahaha……meitianbushiweilelaiduitajijuwodoubujinlaide。】
……
“heng,nimenjiuqifuwoba……”
mouzilidoufanleiguangle,hanxiangyiquemeiyoubaofa,zhishigandaoweiqu。
meibanfa,zhibojianlibenlaijiumeishenmerenqi,meitiandefengzhinengyouwuliubairendoubucuole,zaimaliangjubazheijigemazou,jiuzhenbiebole。
“唉……”
tianre,xinqingfanzao,laidelushanghaibajinchangderuchangquannongdiule,dalaoyuanlaiyitanglianmanzhanmendoumeijinqu,jintiandehanxiangyiganjuezijizhendeshidaobabeizixuemeile。
pianpian,neiwangyuechehaibantianmeilai……
quededitudachexianshineiweiwangyuechesijijuliziji1.2gongli,kewentishitahuranzhuanwanqudiaotoule,bantiandoumeidiaoguolai!
韩相宜那个气啊!
yaobushizheifujinbuhaodache,tashuoshenmedoubuguanzhezheigerende。
zheihuierhanxiangyijiuxiang,daihuiershangchezijiyidingyaohaohaoshuotajiju……
daretianderangzijizaizheierdengbantian,shenmerena!
yejiuzaitafenfenbupingdeshihou,yilianghuisedebiyadiqinkaileguolai。
wangyuechebiaopeidebiyadiqin,qichedajiangjialidechangxiaowangzhe,lushangdache,shiliangchelinizuiqimanengdadaosanwuliang。
“什么破车……”
dadishiduisijiyouyijian,hanxiangyidudunangnangdeyezaimache。
tiantairele,tayemeixinsiduodouliu,dengdaocheliangtingwen,tabianlakailechemenzuoleshangqu。
“诶,我说你……”
benlai,taxiangzheshuoneisijijijude。
keyejiuzaizheishihou,qianmianzhujiashiweizhidesijixiaoge,huranzhuanguoletoulai……
zaikandaosijixiaogedeliandeshihou,hanxiangyidaozuibianershangdehua,yixiajiudunzhule。
yishuanglingdongdetongkongli,limamaochulewushuguangliang,shuangyanshizhimaozeiguanga!
wuta,zhiyinzheiweikaiwangyuechedexiaoge,zhangdeshizaishi……
太特么帅了!
neishiyizhangfeichangdianxing、jingzhidedongfangnanxingmiankong,dayanjingjiongjiongyoushen,shuangyanpitianshengziran,gaobiliangyoulagaolezhengzhangliandelitidu,wuguanxianmingyoubianshidu,yizhenggejirenyizhong“yanzhinengda”dejishigan!
yitouwuheinongmidexiufameizuorenhezaoxing,jiuzheimesuiyisanzhe,liuhaiganggangdaomeimao,xiandezhenggerenhennen,shaonianganshizu。
zaikanshencai,kuanjian,queyoukanbuchushenmerou,suishuoshikaiwangyuechede,kekanshangqurentingbaijingde,kanyangzigeziyinggaiyetinggao……
zaizheiweishuaigechuxiandeneiyike,hanxiangyidezhibojianlirenqidouyouzaifengkuangshangzhang,danmukuangshua:
—【wo!tahaoshuaiaaa!aileaile!】
—【bushi,xianzaikaiwangyuechededouzheimeshuailema?weishenmewoyiqiandachedadaodedoushilaodashu?】
—【kao,wotemeyanzhonghuaiyizheishijuben,hanxiangyiniquedingbushigaojiemuxiaoguoma?!】
……
buguaidajiabuxiangxin,zhuyaoshitamenhaizhenmeijianguozheimeshuaiderenkaiwangyueche,neiyibanzhangzheimeshuaidejiushidangbuchengmingxing、mote,neiquktvdanggenanmoyebikaiwangyuechezhengdeduobawei?
nizhidaoduoshaofupoyuanyiweizheizhongshaonianganshizudedidihuaqianma?
zhiyaokenmanzufupodegangsiqiuyuwang,duoshaoqianmeiyoua,zhidangdelaikaiwangyuechema?
—【剧本!!!】
zongzhizheiyike,zhibojianlirendoumafengle。
buguoyouyishuoyi,renliuliangyezaibuduanshangzhangzhe,zheihuiergongfuyijingzhangleyiliangbairenle。
kexi,zhubohanxiangyibingmeiyouzhuyidaozheiyidian,tazheihuierhaichenjinzaimianqianzheiweishuaigede“shenyan”liwufaziba。
“手机尾号。”
jianganyebuzhidaozheinvdeshashalenglengdekanshani,yejiuzhijiewenle。
“a……awoshoujiweihaoshi****……”
hanxiangyiqiaolianweihong,xinshuozheishuaigezhangdehaokan,sangyinyehaoting,dianshoujipingmudeshihoudeshouyejueduishishoukongfuyinahaoma!
是我的菜!
“ke,neige,shuaige,woyoudianyunche,wonengzuoqianmianma?”
weilenenggougengjinjulidekanyixiajiangan,hanxiangyitichuzuoqianmiandejianyi。
—【weiwei,gounvrennizheiyitudouxielianshangle!】
—【kankannineizuiliana,nitemegangcaibushixinqingbuhaohaixiangzhaorenjiasaqilaizhema?】
—【hetui!guoranshigounvren!】
……
zhibojianlishuiyoumendoukanbuxiaqule。
“suini。”jianganmeifandui。
yushihanxiangyijiubazijisuoyoudongxirengzaihouzuo,yongzuikuaidesuduzuoshangleqianmian。
“nizheishizaizhiboma?”jiangankantabaozheshouji,buyoudeculexiameitou。
“adui,woshiyimingzhubo,niyaoshijieyidehuawokeyiguandiaode。”hanxiangyiwuqingdebazhibojianlijibaishuiyoujichumaile。
youshuiyoudoukanbuxiaqule,biaoshi:
—【xiongdimenbanifangxinli,niyaobaxiongdimenchuaigouli?】
—【youshuaigebuyiqikan?!】
—【ganguanbojiuganquguan,buxinshishi!】
……
“a……wocuolecuole……”
yanchouzhezhibojianlishuiyoumenfanyingfeichangjilie,hanxiangyilimaruanle,yibiandaoqianyibiangenjianganmaimengshuo:
“buhaoyisishuaige,wozhibojianlidexiongdimenbuxiangrangwoguan,yaobuzheiyang,wobupainixingma?”
江安看了她几眼……
“xingba。”yejiumeijujue。
“哇你人真好!”
hanxiangyiyiliankuazanlejianganhaojiju,fangfozaitaxinlijianganjiushitadejiushizhu。
cishidetakenenghaimeixiangdao,jiexialaifashengdeshi,jingrangaibianletadezhiboshengya!
……
我,马路判官,专治各种加塞插队