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”wokanzheyanqianzheigefengmodenvren，momowojinlekoudailidelingyipingtoubao。
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zhiyousherunengliang。nengliangdesherubixuyuzhishidehuoquguagou，wanbuchengxuexirenwu，jiumeiyouzigesherunengliang。
”tazhuanxiangwo：“linxi，fangxianidemanhuashu，banxiaoshinei，woyaokandaoniduiliangzijiuchandelijie，
xieyipianbushaoyubabaizidelunwen。”woshoulidemanhuashubeitayibaduoguo，sichengliangban。zhipianfenfei，
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ninaogoulemeiyou！niyaofengzijifeng，biedaizhewohehaizi！”womameishuohua，zhishilenglengdikanzheta。ranhou，
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jiuyaojieshouchengfa。”“zijilai，haishiwobangni？”wobadelianshunjianbaile。“ni……nizheishimousha！
”“bu。”womayaoyaotou，lianshangshenzhidaizheyisibeimin，“wozheishizaibangnijinhua。linguodong，
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taxiangyitouxushiyijiudeliebao，mengdipushangqu，yongyizhongwocongweijianguodemanlijiangwobasisianzaiyizishang。
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xinladejiuweishunjianmimanlezhenggecanting。wobajuliedizhengzha，qiangke，shuangshousisizhuazhezijidehoulong，
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wojianjiaozheyaoquda120。womayibazhuazhuwodetoufa，bawotuodaowobamianqian，qiangpowokanzhe。“linxi！
kanqingchu！zheijiushiqianneng！”tacongyaoxianglinachuyigenminghuanghuangdeyinzhen，haobuyouyudizhajinwobaderenzhong。
wobadeshentimengdiyizhan，chouchudefudujuranxiaoleyixie。“nikan。
”womadeshengyinlichongmanleguiyidechengjiugan，“qiannengzheibujiujifachulailema？tayouduohuoleyihuier。
”tasongkaiwo，zoudaoyipang，nachuyigezhanxindebijiben，kaishifeikuaidijilu。“shiyanduixiang：linguodong。
nianling：45。chengfafangshi：toubaoyili，56dubaijiuyue100haosheng。binsifanying：chouchu，koutubaimo，
xinlvjisuxiajiang。qiannengjifafangshi：yinzhencirenzhongxue。xiaoguo：shengmingtizhengduanzanhuiwen。”woguizaidishang，
hunshenbingleng。yanqiandenvren，shiwodemama。yeshiyigefengzi。yigechetoucheweide，zouhuorumodefengzi。
wodeshouzaikoudaili，sisiniezheyipingdongxi。neishiwoshangzhouzhongganmaomeichiwandetoubao。2wozhongshengle。
zhengkaiyan，shishuxidefenseqiangzhi，zhuoshangbaizheneibenbeisisuidemanhuashu，wanhaowusun。chuangwai，
taiyangganggangluoshan，wanxiashaodezhengwang。ketinglichuanlailewomadeshengyin。“guodong，yuhaole，zhunbeikaifanle。
”yiqiedouheneitianyimoyiyang。xinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangleigu，shangyishiwobadaodichouchu，koutubaimodeyangzi，
xiangluotieyiyangkezaiwonaozili。bu。wobunengrangzheiyiqiezaifashengyici。wochongchufangjian，
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suoyourendedongzuodoutingzhule。womakanxiangwo，meitouweicu，danhaimeidengtakaikou，woyigejianbuchongguoqu，
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liangjingjingdeyanshenkanzheta。“mama！womingbaile！”womalengzhule。“nimingbaishenmele？
”“womingbainidekuxinle！”wozhuangchutihuguandingdeyangzi，“chifanzhishisherunengliang，
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shengyinyinwei“jidong”erweiweizhandou。“mama，woganggangturandunwule！zheigegongshi，tabushibinglengdefuhao，
tashiyuzhoudehuxi！woganshoudaole，wozhendeganshoudaole！”womachedimengle，lianyaojiaoxunwobadouwangle。
wobayezhangzhezui，kuaizixuanzaibankong，buzhidaowoshibushiyegenzhefengle。wobuguantamen，
ziguzidijixu“biaoyan”。“mama，wojuedeguangkanshuhaibugou！womenxuyaogengshencengcide**！
yizhongnengranglinghundouweizhizhandoude**！”wohuashuowan，zhijiezoudaoneigefangzheyaoxiangdejuziqian，batalakai。
toubaoheerguotouxiangyiduichenmodesishen，jingjingtangzaineili。wonaqiyihetoubao，yipingjiu，zhuanshen，
qianchengdididaowomamianqian。“mama，shizheigema？”“zheishitongwangtiancaizhiludemenpiao，duima？
”“woyuanyichangshi！xianzaijiushi！”womadelianshang，xianshizhenjing，ranhoushihuaiyi，zuihou，
huaweiyizhongnanyiyanyudekuangxi。“linxi……wodenver……ni……nijingranzijilingwule！
”tajidongdibaozhuwo，liqidadejihuyaoniesuiwodegutou。“taihaole！niguoranshitiancai！
nibiwoxiangxiangdehaiyaoyoutianfu！babamamadejiyinzainishenshangdedaolewanmeidejinhua！
”wobazaiyipangdoukanshale。“zhouhui，xixi，nimen……”womamengdihuitou，linglididengzheta。
“linguodong，nikandaolema？zheijiushichaju！nihaizaijiujieyukoufuzhiyu，
nidenveryijingkaishizhuixunlinghundeshenghuale！ni，bupeidangtadefuqin！
”tadehuaxiangdaoziyiyangzhazaiwobaxinshang。wochenjijialeyibahuo。“baba，nizenmenengbulijiemamani？
mamashiweilewomenhao！nandaonizhendexiangyibeizidanggeyongyongliuliudefukezhangma？
nixiangrangwoyihouyexiangniyiyangpingyongma？”zheixiehua，shiwomashangyishimeitiandouzaiwoerbianniantaode。xianzai，
wobatamenyuanfengbudongdihaijileta。wobadelianyizhenhongyizhenbai，shoulidekuaizi“pa”didiaozaidishang。
takanzhewo，yanshenlimanshishiwanghebujie。wodexinchoutongleyixia，danwozhidao，zheishiweiyidebanfa。
xiangyaoduikangfengzi，jiuyaobitagengfeng。xiangyaobaohuwoba，jiubixuxianrangtaduiwo“shiwang”。
womaduiwo“shuncong”detaidudaxiguowang，jiangwoshiweizuiwanmeide“shiyanpin”。
tashouqileyaochengfawobadetoubaohejiu，zhuaneryongyizhongjinhukuangredeaiyikanzhewo。“haohaizi，
jiranniyijinglingwule，neiwomenjintianjiubuxuyaoyongzheimejiliedefangshile。”tamozhewodetou，
wenroudishuo：“mamajinizhunbeilegenggaoxiaodexuexifangan。womenxunxujianjin。”talazhewozuoxia，
jiangneiben《liangziwulirumen》tuidaowomianqian。“lai，xianjimamajiangjiangniduiliangzijiuchandedunwu。
”wokanzhetaqidaideyanshen，xinliyipianbingleng。haoxi，caiganggangkaishi。3jiexialaideyigexingqi，
wojiachedibianchengle“tiancaijizhongying”。wochenglewomazuideyidezuopin，erwoba，chenglebeixianqideduizhaozu。
meitianzaoshangliudian，womahuizhunshiyonggaokangdewagenajiaoxiangqujiaowomenqichuang，
ranhoukaishizhangdaliangxiaoshidechenjianxuexi。wo“zhugong”lilunwuli，wobabeiqiangzhiyaoqiuyanjiutiantihuaxue，
erneizhijiaodoudoudetaidiquan，tadegouwolibeitiemanleweijifengongshibiao。
wobiaoxiandejidu“reqing”he“zhuanzhu”。dangzhouhuiyaoqiuwosantianneizhangwochaoxianlilunjichushi，
wozhiyongleyitianban，jiujiaochuleyifencongwangshangdongpinxicou、dankanqilaigaoshenmo´cedelunwen。
womaruhuozhibao，nazheneifenlunwenjidongdereleiyingkuang。“kandaolema？linguodong！kandaolema？
zheijiushijixianyalixiadechengguo！xixidedanaozhengzaibeifeisukaifa！”tajianglunwenshuaizaiwobalianshang。
wobazheijitianguodehunhunee，tabeibizhebeisonggezhongfuzadehuaxuefenzishi，beibuchulaijiubuzhunchifan。
duanduanjitian，tajiushouleyidaquan，yanshendoubiandeandanwuguang。takanzhewo，zuichundongledong，xiangshuoshenme，
zuizhongzhishihuaweiyishengtanxi。wozhidaotazaixiangshenme。tayidingjuedewobianle，biandehetabuqinle，
hewomayiyangfengle。yeli，wotoutouliujintadefangjian，xianggentajieshi。taquebeiduizhewo，shengyinpibei。
“xixi，nichuquba，babaleile。”wodexinxiangbeizhenzhaleyixia。danwobunengtingxia。zhouyidewanshang，
woguyizaibeisongshiwaxibanjinggongshishi“kaqiao”le。wobaozhetou，tongkudizaidishangdagun。
“buxingle……mama……woganjuewodedanaodaoleyigepingjing！putongdexuexiyijingwufazai**wole！
”womalikejinzhangqilai。“zenmehui？shiyalibugoudama？”“bu！”wotaiqitou，
yanjinglishanshuozhefengkuangdeguangmang，“shi**deweidutaidanyile！mama，guangshijingshenyalishibugoude！
womenxuyaojiaruwuli**！”womadehuxijicuqilai。“wuli**？nishuoshuokan。”“biru，
”wotianletianganliedezuichun，shuochulewozhunbeiyijiudehua，“gaokongbengjibeidanci！zaiziyouluotideshunjian，
kongjuhuizuidahuadiyazhashenshangxiansu，neiyikebeixiadedongxi，jueduiyongshengnanwang！”womadeyanjingliangle。
dantasuijiyouzhouqilemei：“bengjitaiyinrenzhumule，erqiebufangbianjilushuju。
”“nei……neijiuzaishenhaiqianshuijiefangchengshi！”woliketichulebeiyongfangan，
“womenkeyiquyouyongguandeshenshuiqu，wobiezheqizaishuixiaxie，
yangqidexibohuiposhiwodedanaojinruchaopinzhuangtai！”zheigetiyixianrangenghetaxinyi。
jinengshixian“jixianhuanjing”，youzugousimi，fangbianta“kexueguancha”。“hao！zheigefangfahao！
”taxingfendicuozheshou，“xixi，nizhenshigetiancai！zongnengjuyifansan！mamamashangquzhunbeishebei！
”tachonglechuqu，kaishizaiwangshangsousuofangshuixiezibanhemiaobiao。wokanzhetadebeiying，
zuijiaogouqiyimobinglengdexiao。ranhou，wonachuzangzaichuangdixiadebeiyongshouji。neishiwoyonglinghuaqiantoutoumaide。
womeiyouzhijiebaojing，yemeiyouxiangqinqiqiujiu。shangyishi，woshiguo。dandangwokuzhegenxiaoyishuowomafengle，
yaoyongtoubaopeijiushalewobashi，xiaoyizhishitanlekouqi。“xixi，nimajiushiwangnvchengfengxinqie，
shuohuakuazhangledian，nizenmenengzheimexiangtani？tashinimaa。”meirenxiangxin。zaisuoyourenyanli，womazhouhui，
doushiyigeaihaiziaidaojizhide“haomama”。suoyizheiyici，wohuanleyizhongfangshi。
wobotongleyigexinlizixunrexiandedianhua。dianhuajietonghou，woyongyizhonglengjingerhaoqideyuqishuo：“ninhao，
yisheng。woshiyimingduixinlixuefeichangganxingqudegaozhongsheng，zuijinzaiyanjiuyigeketi，
jiaozuo‘binsitiyanyuqiannengkaifa’。”“wofaxianleyigehenyouqude‘shijiananli’，youyigejiating，
muqinweilekaifajiarendezhili，huirangtamenzaifuyongtoubaoleiyaowuhoushaoliangyinjiu，
zhizaobinsiganlai**danao……”womeiyoushuoneishiwojia，zhishuoshiyige“guanchayangben”。
woxiangxidimiaoshulewomadelilun，hewobade“buliangfanying”，yijiwozijide“xianzhujinbu”。
dianhuaneitoudexinliyisheng，shengyincongyikaishidegongshihua，biandeyuelaiyueningzhong。“tongxue，
nishuodezheige‘shijiananli’，feichangweixian！zheibushizaikaifaqianneng，zheishizaiwanhuo！
shichetoucheweidenvedaiheshanghai！”“shima？”woguzuojingya，“keshianlilideneigenver，
chengjiqueshijinbushensu，zheiyouzenmejieshini？wojuedezheigelilunyoushenruyanjiudejiazhi。”“tongxue！
nitingwoshuo，zheijueduishiweikexue！ruguofangbiandehua，ninengbazheige‘anli’dejutixinxigaosuwoma？
womenbixujieruganyu！”“zheige……”wojiazhuangweinan，“zheibijingshibierendeyinsi……buguo，
wokeyibatajiludeyixie‘shiyanshuju’nimingfajininkankan，ninbangwofenxiyixia，
zheidaodiyoumeiyoukexueyiju。”“hao，hao！nifajiwo！womashangbangnifenxi！”guadiaodianhua，
wozhangzhangdishuleyikouqi。yuer，yijingfangchuqule。jiexialai，jiushishoujigengduodezhengju，rangzheitiaoyu，
zijiyaoshanggou。4womadexingdonglijingren。diertian，tajiuzuxialeshiyouyongguandeshenshuiqu，
mailaile**deqianshuishebeiheyikuaijudadefangshuixieziban。tahaimaileyitaizhuanyedexueyangyihexinlvjianceqi。
“xixi，congjintiankaishi，womenjinrudierjieduandexunlian。”zaikongwuyirendeyouyongguanli，
tadeshengyindaizhehuixiang，xiandegewaiyinsen。“shuixiabieqijieti，meicisanfenzhong，
wohuiquanchengjiancenideshenglishuju，yidanfaxianyichang，huilikebanilaoshanglai。”tayibianshuo，
yibianzaiwoshouwanshangdaihaojianceqi。“mama，sanfenzhongtaiduanle。”wokanzheta，yilian“buzhizu”，
“renleidejixianshishiyifenzhong，wojuedewokeyitiaozhanwufenzhong。”womadeyanzhongshanguoyisizanxu，
danhaishiyaoleyaotou。“bu，womendexunxujianjin，kexuedilai。
”tazhizhexiezibanshangdeyidaofuliyebianhuandetimu。“kaishiba，wodetiancainver，
rangmamakankannidejixianzainali。”woshenxiyikouqi，chenrulebinglengdeshuizhong。chishuishilansede，
landexiangyipianmeiyouchukoudeshenhai。zhixiganhenkuaibaoguolewo。xiongkouxiangyaleyikuaijushi，
danaoyinweiqueyangerwengwengzuoxiang。shangyishi，wojiushizaizheili，yinweiqiangshuihekongju，
yinfaleyanzhongdeyingjizhangai。danzheiyici，womeiyousihaohuangluan。wolengjingdikanzheshouwanshangdejianceqi，
kanzhexinlvshuziyidiandianbiaosheng。wozaishuixiadailesifenwushimiao，zhidaojianceqifachucierdejingbaosheng，
wocai“lijie”difuchushuimian。womayibajiangwotuoshangan，xingfendikanzhejianceqishangdeshuju。
“xinlv185！xueyangbaoheduxiajiangdao85%！wanmei！taiwanmeile！xixi，niganjuezenmeyang？
youmeiyouganjuedanaoxiangbeiqingxiguoyiyang？”wodakoudichuanzheqi，yibiankesouyibian“xuruo”didiantou。
you……mama……woganjue……wokandaoneixiegongshizaifaguang……”womajidongdizaitadeshiyanbijishangxiezhe。
“shiyanpin：linxi。dierjieduanxunliandiyici。shuixiabieqisifenwushimiao。xinlvfengzhi185。
chuxian‘lingshi’huanjue。jielun：jixianqueyanghuanjingnengyouxiaoyoufadanaopicengchaochangguihuoyue。”wopazaichibian，
kanzhetaneifukuangredezuilian，weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。erwoba，zebeilelingzaiyongchibianbeisongyuansuzhouqibiao。
takanzhewozaishuilizhengzha，liansecanbai，jicixiangchongguolai，doubeiwomayongyanshenzhizhile。woduitayaoleyaotou，
yongkouxinggaosuta：“biepa。”tabudong，zhishiyanlideguang，youandanlejifen。zheiyangde“xunlian”，
chixuleyizhou。womeitiandouzaitiaozhanzijideshenglijixian，yezaibuduandijiwomade“lilun”tianzhuanjiawa。
“mama，wojuedeguangbieqihaibugou，womenyinggaizaishuilibofangbutongpinlvdeshengbo，yonggongzhenlai**naoxibao！
”“mama，wofaxiankuaisuxuanzhuanhouzaijieti，xiaolvhuigenggao！xuanyungannengdapoguyoudesiweimoshi！
”wotichudejianyiyigebiyigefeng。womaduiwoyantingjicong，bingqieshenxinbuvyi，
renweishiwotineide“tiancaijiyin”zaiyindaotajinxinggengweidadekexuetansuo。
tashenzhikaishizaiyigemingwei“renleijinhuaqianyan”dexianshangluntanli，zhibowomende“shiyan”guocheng。dangran，
tahencongming，shipinlijiwohebabadoudalema。tajiangwomiaoshuchengyigeziyuancanyukexueyanjiude“zhiyuanzhe”，
jiangwobamiaoshuchengyigesixiangjianghua、jujuejinhuade“wangupai”。tadetiezihenkuaijiuhuole。
xiamianyiqunrenyaoqinahan。“zhouhuilaoshitaiweidale！zheicaishizhenzhengdejingyingjiaoyu！”“zhichizhoulaoshi！