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dayuanliderenjibabamianzi,meiyoubazheijianshinaoda,danshibeidilidouzaijiaoshegen。
爸爸又抽了我一顿。
zheihuishizhendewangsilida。
dadaoyiban,woturanlaileyiju:「babanimeichifanma?」
爸爸愣了一下。
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「dasiwo,mingtiannishangtoutiao,woxiadifu,biaotiwodoujinixianghaole,『jing!moujuerbashoushenyejingduinverzuozheizhongshi!daodishirenxingdeminmiehaishidaodedelunsang?』」
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youtianwanshang,jiangxinxinduiwoshuo:「jiejie,wozhenshikelianni,niwunibamayoushenmehaochuni?jianglaijiachannikeyimaodoubuhuiyou。」
wokanzheshu,xuanzehushita。
sheizhitahaideseqilaile:「jiangxiaoxiao,nizhuangshenmeni?wohebamashiyijiasankou,zheigejialiyongyuanbuhuanyingni!nishixiangdehuajiugunchuqu,dengnichengnianle,wohuoxuhuiquanbamajinijiqiankuaiqian。」
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jiangxinxin:「ni,nibuyaoguolaia!」
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白酒。
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woyihuodikanletamenyiyan:「zhuxiaoganma?wobawochuzhongyongdedongxijuanle。」
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wopixiaoroubuxiao:「ninkezhenhuizuoren。」
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xiwangnengjishanquhaiziyigeqianjindexiwangyufangxiang。
youyishuoyi,wobazheirentinglizhi。
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wangyouliangchengyiwuaidianping:zhendebugoukanya,kanlezheimeduoyanqingxiaoshuo,zheibenshizaiwokanguoyouxiandejibenlibucuode,xiwanghouqibuyaobeng。
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