《王胖子的豪横人生》 小说介绍
《wangpangzidehaohengrensheng》zheibenshudajiadouzaizhao,qishizheishiyibendoushixiaoshuo,shizuozheyibeipijiudeyibenxiaoshuo,xiaoshuodezhurengongshiwangpangzisunzhangsheng,jiangshuleyouxiaodaoxiaoxishuo,zheigenvdeyiqianshizaixianlidang**de,cunzhangdeerzisunzhangshengqupiaoguotajici,ranhou,liangrenjiurijiushengqingle!……...
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王胖子的嗓门很大!
yizhiyuzhenggexianchanghenkuaijiuanjinglexialai。
zhengzaiwuwuzhazhadezheibangniangjiaren,douyouxiemengbidekanxiangwangpangzi?yinweisheidouburenshizheigepangzi,yedoubuzhidaozheihuoxianggansha?
kanrenaodecunminmen,yedoujinkenengdebaochizheanjing,danshitamendelianshang,queshixiemanleqidai!
sunlaolekanjianwangpangziguolaile,jiuyingshangqianruoruodeshuo:“pangzi,zheikeshidaxiderizi,nikebunenghulaia!”
duiyuzhengchangrenlaishuo,shijishaohuizaibierendehunlishangzhishouhuajiaohuoshinaoshierde,yinweizheibingbuxiandeniniubi,fanerxiandeni**,niyaoshibarenjiahunlijigaozale,neijiuchedichenglexiaohuale!
keshiwangpangzikebuguanzheixie,tashigepopiwulaia,tadexinggetedianjiushiwu**suowei,aizazadi,aijibasheishei!
“靠!”
wangpangzibailesunlaoleyiyan,dalieliedeshuo:“shua,jiuzanzheiguanxi,wokendingbuhuihulaia,woshilaibangnijiejuekunnande。”
shuowan,wangpangziyibajiujiangsunlaolejibalayibianqule。
“ni……nixianggansha?”
congxiaobeiwangpangzizoudadexinlangsunzhangsheng,shunjianjiujinzhangleqilai。
wangpangzishangqian,pailepaisunzhangshengdejianbang,xiaozheshuo:“gemenernibuyonghuang,wojiushihennamen,daodishishayangdenvrennengzhiershiwan?xiangjinbianerleshizadi?”
“你谁呀?”
yigejiansuankebodenvshengxiangqi。
wangpangzixunshengzhuanshen,ganghaoyuneiyouheiyouchouyoupangdebanniangmianduimian。
“哎呀**!”
wangpangzimengdiyigejiling,feichangkuazhangdetaiqigebosuoqibozi,ziyaliezuidekanzhebanniang。
“**谁呀?”
ganjuezijishoudaolewurudebanniang,zhijiejiubiaozanghuale。
“**谁呀?”
wangpangzidengzheyanjingfanwen。
“woshibannianga,zadi?”
“**nigemade,yuanlaishibannianga,nizhangdeyetaijibachouleba,niyaoshibushuohua,wodoudangnishilaomuzhuchengjingleni!”
“啊哈哈哈……”
“pangziyapangzi,niyetaisunleni!”
cunminmenquandouxiaofanletian,youjigekanrenaobupashierdade,shenzhidashengdeqihong……
sunlaoledenaozijisuyunzhuan,hejizheyaobuyaorenyouzheipangzinaoxiaqu?
pojiarenquandoumeishuohua,dankantamendeyangzi,maosiyedoutingjiehende!
niangjiarenkejiuyouxiemengbileya?zheizhengyanjiuzhexiachehongbaodewentini,zenmejiubengchulailegedaoluandepangzini?
shoudaolejidawurudebanniang,huangyouzhefeishuodequtishangqianliangbu,zuoshouqiayao,youshouzhizhewangpangzidelian,dashenghema:“sipangzi,**mashei?nichounipangneibiyang,nicaishizhu……”
啪!
突然一声脆响!
wangpangzijingshihaowuzhengzhaodetaishoujiuda,yibazhangjiuchouzailebanniangdedafeilianshang!
“啊呀!”
xianshiyishengcanhao,suijihutongyisheng,laomuzhuchenglejingdebanniang,zhongzhongdeyi**zuozailedishang,xianqileyidaguhuichen!
“**!”
“说打就打呀?”
“haideshiwopanggehaoheng!”
“尿性啊胖子……”
kanrenaobupashierdadezheibangren,youkaishishanfengdianhuole!
pojiarenxianghukanlekan,yijiumeirenshuohua,haidouxiayishidewanghoushaoleshao。
niangjiarenzheihuikejiuchedimengbileya?yishijiantamenjiuneimelenglengdechuzaiyuandi,jingshimeiyouyigerenzuochufanyingde。
yidatuobanniangtanzuozaidishang,taishouwuzhelian,dengzheyishuanglvdouyan,mangrandechouzhezheigeturanjiudatadepangzi???
wangpangziwanyaokanzhebanniang,yilianxiaozhangdewen:“nichousha?”
“啊?”
banniangbennengdewanghousuolesuo。
“我问你瞅啥?”
“wo……wowowo……wochounizadi?”
huiguoshenlaidebanniang,shunjianyoulailenengnai,tapaoxiaozhefeilidecongdishangpaleqilai,chaozhewangpangzijiupuleshangqu。
啪!
wangpangzitaishouyoushiyigedazuibazi!
“哎呀妈呀!”
banniangzaicicanhaozheshuaizaidishang,taliangshouquandouwuzhelian,huluandedengzheyishuangdacutui,yibiankuyibianhao:“jiuminga……sharenla……liumangdarenla……”
“闭嘴!”
wangpangzizaiciwanyao,dengzheyanjinghehu。
bannianglengleleng,jingzhendejiubuganzaijiaohuanle,danshitatenga,weiqua,bizilirenbuzhufachule“yiyiyi”deshengyin,zhayiting,haizhenjiutingxiangshilaomuzhuhenghengde!
wangpangzishenshouzhizhebanniangdedalian:“buxuhengheng,jiwobiehuiqu!”
laomuzhushunjianjiubuhenghengle!
wangpangzibiaoqingjiweixionghendeshuo:“**dechoubaguai,nizaiganduobibiyigezi,laozibanishalemailuanfengangzili,nixinbu?”
bannianglimayongshuangshoushijingdewuzhulezui,quanshenjuliedezhandouzhe,gumozhedoukuaibeiheniaole!
“哎,这就对喽!”
wangpangzihehuwanbanniang,lehedezhiqiyaolai,zhuanshenkanxiangleniangjiarendezhenying。
yidabangziniangjiaren,jingdoubennengdequanbuwanghoutuilejibu,weishoudexinniangdemamahegege,duishileyiyan,haishichuzaimengbizhong?
zheigeshihou,xinlangsunzhangshengruoruodezoushangqian,taishouchaozhewangpangzideyaozichuoleyixia。
wangpangzimengranzhuanshen,dengzheyanzhuzichouzhesunzhangsheng,jiuhaoxiangburenshiduifangyiyang,baoheyisheng:“nichousha?”
sunzhangshengbennengdeyiduosuo,jinzhangdeshuo:“pangge,shiwo……”
啪!
wangpangzitaishouyoushiyigedazuibazi!
sunzhangsheng“a”deyishengjiuzadishangle!
wangpangzishangqianwanyao,zhizhesunzhangshengdelianhema:“**nima……”
“哎哎哎……”
sunlaoleshizaishitingbuxiaqule,tayiliankuxiangdechaozhewangpangzishuo:“pangziya,ninaonaokeyi,kebunengxiamaya!”
daoshisunlaoledelaopobuyiweiran,tayanshenyouxieqidaide,chaozhewangpangzidahan:“meishierapangzi,nigaidadagaimama,nibangwobazhei**haizidaxingle,shenzihaidexiexienini!”
wangpangziheiheiyixiao:“kanba,haideshiwoshenermingshili,yaowoshuoa,zheihunzangancuijiubiejiele,fanzhengjieleyedeli!”
haimeijiehunjiuzuzhourenjialihun,zheizhongbushirengandeshier,yejiuwangpangzinengganchulaiba!
danshenqideshi,sunlaoleliangkouzizhishiduishileliangyan,queshayemeishuo!
zheibangpojiarenxianghukanlekan,yeshayemeishuo!
wangpangzikeshigemingyanren,takandongleyihou,zaicizhuanshenkanxiangleniangjiaren,turanchaozhetamendashengdejiaoxiao:“nimendoujibachousha?”
短暂的安静过后……
zhongyuhuiguoshenlaideniangjiaren,jiuzhale!
“**谁呀?”
“你凭啥打人呀?”
“zhei**pangzishicongnaerbengchulaideya?”
yidabangniangjiarenzheidunmaya,tuomoxingzihengfei……
xinniangdemamamalanhua,chuanzhejinshendehongqipao,bashenshangdezhuirouledeyiduiyiduide,dahongzuichunzitudejiuxiangshigangchilesihaiziside,chaozhewangpangzipokoudama:“**denisuanlaojiya?**denipingshadaren?nizhidaolaoniangshisheima……”
“aiyawoqu,zhenjibamaitai!”
wangpangzitaishoucalecalianshangdetuomoxingzi,yilianyanfandezoudaolemalanhuajinqian,hentiaoxindewen:“nisheiya?”
“haiwoshei?nishuowoshei?woxinniangtama……”
“我去**吧!”
wangpangziyijiaojiuchuaileguoqu。
 
                 王胖子的豪横人生
                                王胖子的豪横人生