《我去坟头蹦迪,祖父来开飞机》 小说介绍
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(nandaozheishigejiamingzi?)
qianjitiantingtadezhiyanpianyu,sihuxiangshicengjingzaixichuanjiujiangneibianshenghuoguo,hainengzenmebansongfosongdaoxiba。
batadaiguolaiyiludianbo,tayebuwenwoyaobatasongdaonaliqu。
shiqubiaoshibingmeiyoufuheqingkuangderenyuanzoushi,wozhanzhuanlehenduodifangzhongyuzhaodaoyigedangdidejigouyuanyizanshishouliuta。
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benlaiyeshimeiyoujiaojidemoshengren,wozheiyangquanziji,buyaotongqingxinfanlan。
zheiyiyewoshuilegeanwenjue。
diertianyizaowohaizaishuimengzhongjiubeijudaqiaomenshengzaxing。
(谁呀!)
yikaimen,huo!youshineigeshuxideshenying。
tacalecabingbucunzaidehan(zicheng,zenmeyiyanmeikandaonijiubujianle,zheilukezhenyuan。)
womudengkoudai,neikeshixiangjuhaojiqiangongliyuandedifang,gaotiedouyaohaojigexiaoshi。
tabawobaladaoyibianziguzidijinmenzhaoshuihele。
行行行,我服了。
xiangzhewanshangsuibianduifuyixiadianlegezhaji,tachidelangtunhuyanliangyanfangguang,dagaishizaishanquguoguanlekurizideren。
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shuozheshuozhebuzhizendeshuoqitadexiongdiliulehaoduoxuejiuyanzhengzhengdidaozaitahuaili,shitazheigedanggedemeiyong,meibaohuhaota。
wobuzhigaishuoxieshenme,jingjingdikanzhetaliulei,kenengtayexujiumeiyourenkentingtashuozheixiefengyanfengyule,bieguanzenmeshuotadoubuyinggaishigehuairen,kenengzhishiyushangleshenmeguobuqudekaner。
xiangdaoguojitiankenengjiusongtahuijiale,neimeyuandeshanqutagujizaimeijihuilaibeijingle。
(ai,jiranshiduobudiaodeyuanfen,niyoushenmetebiexiangqudedifangma?wodanggexiangdaodainiguangguang。)
(xiangqudedifang?)tasikaoleyizhen(woxiangqutiananmenkankan。)
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                                我去坟头蹦迪,祖父来开飞机