《我娶你是为了拯救世界,你信吗?》 小说介绍
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《我娶你是为了拯救世界,你信吗?》 第5章 调戏未来老婆(1987字) 免费试读
yibufancuolecuoshouzhang,taohaodixiaodao:“laoda,gensheidadianhuani?”
daobalaodalenglengdipieletayiyan,“bugaiwendebiewen!”
“shi,shi。”yibufanweiweinuonuodidiandiantou,anzhongyungong,shizhiweiweifazhejinseguangmang。
jiranwenbuchulai,neijiuzhijielaiyingde!
jiuzaizheishi,baibingyouyouxinglai,kanzheyanqiandehuanjinghezhongren,dunshijingkongdajiao。
huangmaoqingnianzhijieshangqianshanlebaibingyierguang,“bizui,zaihanbanishetougele,xianjianhousha!”
baibinglianmangguaiguaibizui,danyanlidejingkonggengshen,jiaoqusesefadou。
yibufanyanzhongshanguoyisishaqi,niniangde,gandawolaopo!
buguotahaishiqiangyaxiaxinzhongdenuqi。bujibuji,zaidengdeng,kannengbunengduotingdianyouyongdexinxi。
daobalaodahuanhuanzoudaobaibingmianqian,lazhangyizizuoxia:“baibingxiaojie,womenzhishiqiucai,zhiyaoniguaiguaitinghuapeihe,wobaozhengnihuozhehuiqu。tingdonglejiudiandiantou。”
baibinglianliandiantou,yanleikuangkuangde,zhenshiwojianyoulian。
yibufankandexinshendangyang,zhenshitaipiaoliangle!
laotou,suanniyoudianliangxin,meijiwodingchounvdehunyue。
zhishibuzhidaoxinggezenmeyang,wanyigenqinkexinneigedaicidemeiguiyiyangbubeipeng,neijiubaixiale。
huangmaoqingniankandaoleyibufandeyanshen,dazhetadejianbang:“bufanxiongdi,shibushikanshangtale?”
yibufanheiheixiaolexiao,“ng,taipiaoliangle,yaoshinengqulaidanglaopo,shaohuoshiniandouyuanyi。”
绑匪们哈哈大笑。
“chouliumang,xialiu,niyaoshiganpengwo,wozuoguiyebuhuifangguoni!”baibingcuileyibufanyikou,koutufenfang。
“wa,zheimexiongmeng,sheiyaoshiqulenidedaobabeizidamei。”yibufantiaozheduokai。
bangfeimenyoushiyizhenhahadaxiao。
huangmaoyoudashangyibufandejianbang:“bufanxiongdi,dengnadaoshujin,rangniwanyiwanzaisongtashangluzenmeyang?”
“haoa。dengdeng,shanglu?”
“bushi,shihuijia。”huangmaolianmanggaikou。
danyibufanyijingmingbai,zheishiyaosipiaodejiezoua。
“buguoyaowan,yeshidagemenxianshang,woxinlaide,depaizuihouyige。”
“hahaha,juewubucuo,youqiantu。”
huangmaohuayingangluo,baibingturantiaozhechongguolai,yitouzhuangxiangyibufan。
kexishuangjiaobeibang,haimeizhuangdaoyibufan,bianbeibandaozaidi,shuailegegoukenni,baihuahuadeliandanshunjianbianchenglepidan。
“wa,ganshenme,xiangmouhaiqinfuani!”yibufanjiazhuangshengqi,erhouzhuanxianghuangmao,“huangmaoge,zheibaijiaqianjiashenjiaguoqianyi,chumenyinggaiyouyidaduibaobiaogenzhecaishi,zenmeqingyijiubeinimenjizhualaile?”
“neidangranshiyinweiyouneiyingla。”huangmaodadalieliedidao。
“huangmao!”daobalaodayishengnuhe,huangmaoguaiguaibishangzui。
tangzaidishangqibulaidebaibingxinxiadahai,xiangbudaozijishenbianjuranzangzhexiangyaomouhaizijideren。
taxiangqilaile,zuowanzaijinghaiguojidajiudiancanjialeyigegaoduanyanhui,xijianheleliangbeihongjiu,jiujuedetouyundelihai,zhijiezaijiudiandedinglouzongtongtaofangshuijue。
menwaijiuyousimingbaobiaoshouzhe,erqietadingdezongtongtaofangshibaomide,wairenbukenengdezhi,kexinglaizhihoujiuchuxianzaizheilile。
zheizhinengshuoming,yourenbaoluletadexingzong,jitadejiulixiale**。
yibufanjiandaobalianxinxingjingti,youjianbaibingpazaidishangxiangtiaochongziyiyangrudong,kandetananshou。
juedingbuwanle,tanpaile!
hanguangyishan,shouzhongniechuwugenhanzhen。
shouqizhenluo,wumingbangfeihaimeilaidejifanying,zhijueyizhencitong,yinzhenti,jingzaiyewufadongdan。
“zenmehuishi?wozenmedongbulela!”daobalaodajingkongwanfen。
“laoda,woyedongbulela。”
“我也是。”
“zheidaodizenmehuishi?”
suoyijiefeidunshikonghuangqilai。
yibufanshangqianyaofuqibaibing,“laopo,kuaikuaiqilai。”
“liumang,chouliumang,fangkaiwo!nifangkaiwo!”baibinghaimeigaoqingchuzhuangtai,zhengzhazhenuma。
“nibiejidong,woshilaijiunide,tamenyijingbeiwozhifule。”
yibufanbianshuozhebianshuangzhiyijia,qingsongjiaduanbangzhebaibingshoujiaodecushengzi。
baibinglimatiaoqilai,zhuaqizhuoshangdeyibashuiguodao,beibuqiangbitiezhe,zuochufangshoudezishi。
“chouxiaozi,yuanlaishinigaodegui!”daobalaodazongsuanshimingbaizenmehuishile,nuhoudao。
“nizhencongming,zheidoubeinikanchulaile。”yibufanxiaoxixide,kanshangquhenjian。
baibingzheicaifaxianqingkuangyouyichang,wumingbangfeijingranyidongbudong,xiangshibeidingzhule。
“nidaodiduiwomenzuoleshenme?”
“wopianbugaosuni。”yibufanzoudaodaobalaodamianqian,“buguoni,niyaogaosuwo,shisheirangnimenlaizhuawolaopode?”
“谁是你老婆?”
yibufanzhizhebaibing:“jiutaya。”
baibingnuchi:“pei,sheishinilaopo!”
“你呀。”
“chouliumang,nibiehushuobadao,wocaibushinilaopo。nibieguolai,buranwoyidaotongsini。”
yibufantankaishuangshou:“wogenbenjiumeidonghaobuhao。nibiejidong,gengbuyongpa,woshilaijiunide,laopo。”
“buzhunzaijiaowolaopo,wobushinilaopo!”
“haohaohao,bujiaolaopo,neijiujiaofuren,niangzi,huozheqizi,huozhepintou……buduibudui,yinggaishixifu。”
“nijiwobizui!”baibingjianzhiyaozhuakuangle,shouzhongdedaozhizheyibufan。
“buyaowandao,henweixiande,wanyishangdaozijizenmeban,guai,badaojiwo。”
“nibieguolai!”haoburongyiyoudaofangshen,baibingzenmekenengqingyibadaojichuqu。
“**,kuaijiwomenjiekai,buranwoshaleni!”huangmaobuzhisihuodijiaoxiaozhe。
“pa!”yibufanhenhendishuailehuangmaoyibazhang。
“worangnishuohualema?haiyou,zheibazhangshihainigangcaidawolaopode。”shuozheyoulianshuailiangbazhang,“zheiliangbazhangshijiabeidelixi,sheigandongwolaopo,woyaotashengburusi。”
sanbazhangxiaqu,huangmaoliangbianliandouzhongle,yachiyebeidadiaolejike,xueshuiyanzhezuibaliuxia。
daobalaodamingbaizijibeishuale,rendingyibufanshiguyilanche,zidongsongshangmende。
tingzheyibufanlaopozhanglaopoduandijiaozhe,baibingwukenaihe,zhidefanqibaiyan。
tasuanshikanchulaile,zheijiahuoqueshishilaijiutade,jiushizuibayoudianjian!
我娶你是为了拯救世界,你信吗?