我是保安:送阿飘跳跳们去投胎
《我是保安:送阿飘跳跳们去投胎》 小说介绍
zhurengongjiaobaoyemaxiaoxiaoapiaodexiaoshuojiao《woshibaoan:songapiaotiaotiaomenqutoutai》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshibaogungunqingxinchuangzuodeyibendoushifenggedexiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：“zhuanghutushima？qianhetongdeshihou，wokeshihenishuole，weiyueyao10beipeichangde，nipaizhexiongfushuokendingbufanhui，sheifanhuisheishisunzi！”……...
《我是保安:送阿飘跳跳们去投胎》 第1章 包业墓园绑定 免费试读
longguo，chuansheng，jiulonglinggongmu。
baoyebeizhexingli，yilianmengbidezhanzaigongmumenkoudexiaolouqian，bantiancaihuiguoshenlai，zhuantoukanxianglekaichesongtalaideneigelaotouzi。
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neilaotoudianlediantou，gangadexiaolexiao。
“gongxini，douhuiqiangdala！”
“zhencongming，wojiuzhidaowomeikancuoren，woshadoumeishuo，nixiaozijiucaichulaile。”
包业翻了翻白眼。
“dashu，doudaozheishihoule，nijiubiepaimapile！zheihuo**bule，woyaoshidanzida，zaojiuquhuozangchangshangbanle，haiyongdezhecongshengchenggenzhenipaodaozheililai？”
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“看到了，咋了？”
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baoyefanlefanbaiyan，zaozhidaozheilaotouzheimenengche，tajiubuhetashuoneimeduole。
“yinjianhaiguanyangjiandeshi？”
“buguana，danshitamenhuibeiqitadeguiqiaobuqide！nihaileqian，neixiezhaizhujiubuzhaonimafanlea！nibiyeyinianduole，yinweizhaizhuqunidanweinaoshi，nidoudiulejifengongzuole？nvpengyoudoubuganzhao，patuoleirenjia……”
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neidashushuodetianhualuanzhui，baoyeyijiubuweizhisuodong。
tafumushengqianshiqianleyidabizhai，dantakeyimanmanhai，fumudesiyinkeyimanmandiaocha。
kanfendibujinshuochuqubuhaoting，tongyangyeshiyigegaoweizhiye，meiniandouyoushoumurenbeiguijihaisi，huozheshiheside。
youqianmeiminghua，hebayizhizuolejueyudexiaogongmaodiujinmumaoduili，youshenmequbie？
tayaoshisile，haidiaochashenme？zhijiequdifuquwenlaobalaomale！
“dashu，nizhaobierenba，wozheijiubaqianhaijinin。”
baoyeshuozhebabeibaohexingliwangdishangyidiu，taochuleshouji。
neidashuliansezhijiebianle，yuqiyebianle。
“baoye，zanmenkeshiqianleyinianhetongde！niyaoshiweiyue，keshiyaoshibeipeifuweiyuejinde。”
baoyelengleyixia，ranhoukusangzheliankanxiangleta。
“youzheitiaoma？wozenmemeikandao？”
“zhuanghutushima？qianhetongdeshihou，wokeshihenishuole，weiyueyao10beipeichangde，nipaizhexiongfushuokendingbufanhui，sheifanhuisheishisunzi！”
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“mudijiushirenshengzhongdiana！mudizheiyiquanshan，waimianjiushifengjingqu，haishi7ajide……”
“buyinggaishi5ajima？”
“kaifazheigejingqudenvlaoban，shigefeijichang。”
baoyechediwuyule，zheishihoujiubiedoubaofule！
“niyaomejiwo1000wan，yaomezaizheiganmanyinian！”
“zheishifangziyaochihecheyaochi，wuliyoudiannao，haiyouyibenyuangongshouce，diannaoliyoumuyuandeziliao，yuangongshouceshangyounimeitianyaozuodegongzuohezhuyishixiang。”
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“meigezhoudakayici……jiuzheixieyaoqiu，wuliwozhaorenshoushiguole，riyongpinyeqiquan，nikeyilinbaoruzhu……wohaiyoubiedeshi，jiuxianzoule。”
“duile，meishibiejiwodadianhua。”
dashushuowanzheijuhua，jiuzhuanshenpaoxiangletadeche，feikuaidelakaichemenzuanlejinqu。
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“ai！nibiezoua！womeidayingni！”
“大叔！大叔！”
baoyechaozhechepaoleguoqu。
“大叔啊！”
“求求大叔啊……”
neidashufangxiachechuang，jieleyiju，ranhouchongzhebaoyehuilehuishou，yijiaoyoumenchezijiucuanlechuqu。
baoyejiumanleyibu，jiunenggoudaochemenle！
“你大爷！”
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“shenjingbinga！sheiyaoheniwangecijielonga！”
“laozimeidayingnizaizheikanfena！”
tazhanzaineimalebantian，zuihoudalazhenaodai，zouhuiqubazijidexinglijianqilai，badishangdeneiyichuanyaochihecheyaochiyejianleqilai，ranhoujibuqingyuandezouxiangleneidongxiaolou。
tianmashangjiuheile，takebuxiangzaiwaimianguoye。
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yilouyoubiankaoqiang，yousizhangkaizaiyiqidebangongzhuo，zuobiankaoqiangfangzheyitaoshafa，yizhangchaji。
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“dasilaozi，doubuwanshangchuquxunye！guantasheidefentoubeiwakaini。”
“zhiyaolaozinenghuozhejiuxing！”
“ai，yiniandehetong……xiwangzheiyinian，wonengpinganduguo。”
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“既然只则安之。”
baoyebabeibaohexinglifangdaolechuangshang，ranhoudakaibeibao，zhunbeibayifufangdaojuzili。
jieguotadakaijuzideshihou，limiandedongxibataheleyidatiao。
yigeyirenduogaodezhongkuisuxiang，baizailejuzili。
“a！gui……cao，sheibazheiwanyifangdaojuzilile。”
baoyeqidenajiaotiletineigesuxiang，jieguosuxiangfachulekacasheng。
“woyemeiyongduodaliqia！”
tagangshuowanzheijuhua，neigesuxiangjiuzhijiesuile，yidaoheiyingcongzhongcuanchulai，zuanjinlebaoyedemeixinchu。
baoyeyanjingyifan，zhijieyundaoshuaizailedishang。
“ding，shoumurenxitongbangdingzhong……”
“shoumurenxitongbangdingchenggong。”
“muyuanbangdingzhong……gongxisuzhu，bangdingchenggongdiyikuaimuyuan。”
“muyuanjinzhishedingzhong……”
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tazhenpaneigeshengyin，turanzaitanaodaili，laishangyiduan，suweisuweisuwei……
“禁制设定成功。”
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“suzhushiliguodi，qidongxitongqianghua……”
baoyedoumeizhaodaojihuiwenyixiazenmehuishini，jiuchedishiquleyishi。
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toufazhangzhangde，liancanbairuzhi……
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baoyedahanyishengjiuzuoleqilai，xiangyaopaochuqu……
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“他晕了。”
“他尿床了。”
“tahuibuhuibeihesia？”
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