老婆让瘫痪在床的我，给男绿茶讲脱口秀
《老婆让瘫痪在床的我，给男绿茶讲脱口秀》 小说介绍
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jiehundangtian，wobeirensuanjimaidaomiannan，jiuhuilaishibeizhemodebuchengyangzi，toubuyixiaquanbutanhuan。
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“wangzong，quanshentanruandeyaohaiyaodama？zaidaxiaquhuishangdaonaoshenjingde，zaishuonindouhuaiyunle，zheishitiedingdeshishi，xianshengxiangguanyemeibanfa。”
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congjintianqi，wobuyaonile。
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“congjintianqiyaojijialiang。”
wangshuhaowuganqingdifenfuzhe。
zhanzaitaduimiandehushichiyilejimiao，zhongshikaikou，“xianshengxianzaidejirouyijingwanquanweisuo，zaidaxiaqukongpazhendeyaotanhuanle......”
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houlaiwofaxiantadebaoxianjuliyouyizhiyimoyiyangde。
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tingdaozheili，woxinliqiexi，zuijiaokuailiefengletian，“nixianzaizhenshibuhaisaole，zheimekuazijini？”
wangshulianshangchuxianyisihuaixiao，youcoushanglaiqinlewoyixia，“nipingliangxinshuo，woshibushihaonvren？kuiwomeitianwanshangjiejinquanlidemanzuni......”
woxiaozhehuiqinguoqu，“shishishi......”
neishi，tadeyanlidoushiwo。
manxinmanyidoushiduiwodeai。
keshiweishenme，taxianzaijiuxianghuanleyigeren。
陌生到让我害怕。
xintengdaolianhuxidoushiyizhongzhemo，wojinjinyazhuxiongkou，fangfomeiyikoukongqidoudaizhehanzhen，zhajinwodexinkou。
wangshuhaishineigewangshu，tongyangshicongtazuilishuochulaidehua。
weishenmeqianhoudechabiehuizheimeda？
woshenxinghuanghu，fuzheqiangbiantanghuizijichuangshang。
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kandaochangkaidefangmen，yanlizangbuzhudejinzhang，“xiaoqiang，nixingle？nizenmehaichuanzhexifu？”
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wangshumanxinmanyandoushijijiangdaolaidexiaoxianrou，duiwodefanchangshierbujian。
“xiaoqiang，ananzuijinyinweizhaogegongzuodeshiqingyalihenda，yihuinijitajianggexiaohua，rangtahuanjieyixiaqingxuba！”
tayimenxinsidixiangyaohongchengnangaoxing。
kewodexinduoruyipiangudi。
taliyongwodeneijiu，rangworirijiangxiaohuajiwangshuting。
xiangbuchulai，wojiuqutingtuokouxiuduanzi，denglianshule，zaijiangjichengnanting。
taxiangtingge，wojiuchangge。
taxiangtingbagua，wojiujiangyulequandeqianguize。
meicitalaikanwo，wodouyaoshuosanbian，“wangziqingjinlai。”
她才会进门。
xiangdaozheiliyayideqingxuzaicifanqilianyi，bitouyijingsuandeshuobuchuhualai。
wohaiweilaidejijujue，menwaijiuyourenqiaomen。
womeili，chengnanjiuqiaodegengjiamengliele，“xiaoqiangge，wodouqiaobantianle，nizenmehaibushuowangziqingjin？younizheimeduidaiwangzidema？”
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mianduitadewuliqunao，woyijiuhaowufanying。
wotaiyankandaowangshu，woxiangkankantashenmefanying。
taqueyizhidengzhewo，zhengzhangliandouxiemanlefennu。
“bushigennishuolema？ananzuijinxinqingbuhao，yalida，nihongtakaixinyixiazenmele？pingshibushizuodehenhaoma？”
worenzhufennudeqingxu，yijiumeidong，jiuzheimejingjingdikanzheta。
chengnandengbudaowodeyaoqing，kuaisupaolejinlai。
jianwolenglengdikanzhetianhuaban，qigugudibawotoubaiguolai，muguanghuiju，tashengqideduozhejiao。
“guoqiang，nizenmenengzheiyang？jiuyinweiwobiyele，wojiubushiwangzilema？”
wangshumeitoujinsuo，jinggaoxingdidengwoyiyan，“xiaoqiang，ananxianzaibunengdongqi，tayaoshideyiyuzhenglezenmeban，niliangxinbuhuitongma？jiaoyishengzenmele？”
chengnantingdaowangshudezebei，youkelianxixibaozheta，weiqudao。
“jiejie，nizenmeguaixiaoqianggeni？shiwodecuo，woyijingchengnianle，queshiyebuzaishixiaowangzile。”
chengnanfahuahou，wangshuzheicainaizhexingzigenwodaoqian，“buhaoyisixiaoqiang，gangcaishiwotaijidongle，nibiegenwoyibanjianshi。”
“wojiushitaixintengtale，bijinggangchushehuiburongyi，buxiangtashouweiqu。”
tayijuhua，wangshujiulimaditoudaoqian。
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taduiwomeiyoujidu，yinweizaitayanliwangshushiquanxinquanyidiaita。
shuowan，budengwohuiying，tajiuqianzhechengnandeshouqulewoshi。
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wangshutingdaozheihua，renbuzhuyankoushui。
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liangrenshenzhihaimeizoujinfangjian，dishangjiupilipaladikaishidiaodongxi，henkuaixiangqichaoshuibandeshengyin。
“wangjiejie，nibushidayingwobujiaoma？xiaoqianggetingdaohuinanguode......”
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xinlideexinshuoyeshuobushanglai。
zhangmuniangbeiwodeyanshenkandexinlifamao，fangxiacailanjiuchongguolaiqiawodeshoubei，“jiaonidengwo！jiaonidengwo！”
wodeshentizaojiuhuifuzhijue。
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“nvera！jiujiuma！zheigecanfeiyaoshalewo！”
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kekanzhetaweiweimaohandeetou，wohaishiyoudiandanxin，gangcaineiyixiashibushibatashuaizhele。
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wogangzhunbeiqishen，batafuqilai。
buliaoyizhendalixilai，wobeirentuidaozaidi。
budengwofanyingguolai，wodetoujiubeitazazaidishang，yixiayouyixia......
turanjian，wozhijuedetianxuandizhuan。
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wangshurouyankejiandixintengqilai，tawozhutadeshuangshou，shitujitaanwei。
youlengyankanxiangwo，minglingdao，“guoqiang，daoqian！”
huayingangluo，zhangmuniangyejiaohuanle，xionghendidengzhewo，“woshitazhangbei，tahaiganzheimeduiwo？woyaorangtaketoudaoqian。”
“好！”
wangshulengbingbingdiyijuhua，rangwodexindieluodaogudi。
yiqianbieshuorangwoketoule，jiulianwozoushifenzhongdelu，tadouxintengdenachuqianlairangwodache。
daxueyidideshihou，taningyuanhuisushekenyigeyuedepaomian，yeyaomaiyizhangjipiaofeiguolaijiwoguoshengri。
woganggongzuobeilingdaoanshi，taerhuabushuozhijiechongjinbangongshi，jileneirenyibazhang。
shihoutabeilingdaobaofu，diulegongzuo，haipeileqian，queyijiubashenshangdeqiandoujiaojilewo。
neitiantabaozhewokulehenjiu，“wojiushijianbuderenheyigerenpengni，yihouwohuizainidechengshizhaogongzuo，woyitiandoumeibanfalikaini。”
erxianzai，neigecengjingshuomeibanfalikaiwoderen，quegenbiedenanrenshuizaiyiqi，duiwolengyanxiangdui。
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wangshudeliansechenlexialai，tamengdixiangwozoulai，zhuazhuwodetoufajiuwangdishangza，“jiwomadaoqian！likedaoqian！”
etoubeizazaidishangkuangkuangxiang。
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jianwoyijiubukenkaikou，zhuaizhewodetoufajiuwangcesuolituo，kuhandao，“buyao！buguanbawoguanzaicesuoli......”
woshisuineinianbeitongcundelinjuqiujinzaicesuoguo，santiansanyede**hezhemo，rangwoduiweishengjiandeyiqiedougandaokongju。
congcicesuodemenwodoumeiganguanguo。
tamingmingzhidaowohaipabeiguanzaicesuo，queyijiuyaozheimeduiwo，zheimezhemowo。
menyisuo，suoyoudehuiyiyongxianzaiyanqian。
judadekongjuyouneierwaisanfachulai。
wohedezhijieguizuozaidishang，liansecangbai，“qiuqiuni！fangwochuqu......”
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wozhenjingzhiyu，fanwentamen。
zhangmuniangmeiyoujiwojieshi，fanerxiangwangshugaozhuang，shuowobudonglishu。
wangshuyongyuandouzhanzaizhangmuniangneibian，weilerangwojizhujiaoxun，bawodiujincesuoguanqilai，“shenmeshihoujiwomadaoqian，shenmeshihouchulai！”
tayiranjuerandisuoshangmen，quanranbuguwodejianjiaonahan。
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meiduojiu，chengnankandaowoyaoweiqiliandeqiurao，gengshideyidiweiwoqiuqing，“wangjiejie，xiaoqianggeyebushiguyide，meitiantangzaichuangshang，nanmianyouxieyuanqi，zuilibuganjingyeshizhengchang，womenjiubiegenxiaoqianggeyibanjijiaole。”
takanbudaowolangbei，manxinmanyandouzaixintengtadeshanliang。
wotilihaojin，hunmiguoqu，yinyuetingdaoyigebingrenzaiwoerbianshuohua。
“guoqiang，nijizhule，wangshushiwodenvren，nibiwoxianyushangtayouzenyang？tazuihouaidehaibushiwo，erni，yongyuan......yongyuan......douzhinengtangzaichuangshangdengsi！”
zhangmuniangyuqiqingkuai，“anan，nilineigefeirenganshenme？yuanbenjiushiyaosidedongxi，sheizhimingzheimeda，buguomingdayouzenyangni？taxianzaihuozhebisilehaitongku。”
“jiushimafanlewomenwangshu，meitianhaiyaojizhejitadajiroufenjiezhen。”
xiangdaozheili，wodehoubeiyizhenfaliang。
yuanbenwodangchutingdaodebushihuanjue。
zheiyiqiedoushiwangshudeanpai。
wohenhendiyaoleyaoya，nulizhanqilai，zaicesuodejuzilizhaodaowodebeifenshouji。
youyuwoduicesuoyouyinying，suoyizheishoujishiranghushijiwoliuzhede。
woqiangrenweiqu，wendingxinqing，botongleneigemingjiyuxindedianhua。
dianhuaneibianmiaojie，cangsangdeshengyinyichulai，wobitoudousuanle，“jie，laijiewoba。”
lingyibian，wangshudaizhezhangmuniangquzuojiancha。
faxianbingwudaai，zheicaifangxiaxin。
chengnanjuezheyizhangzui，xintengdiwanzhezhangmuniang，“haihaozhangmuniangmeishi，wodoubuganxiang，yaoshizhangmuniangchuleshenmeshi，wogaizenmeban？”
zhangmuniangjiangtalouzaihuaili，“meishianan，kanwoniku，wobisheidounanshou。”
“zheigefeirenchangkuangle，juranganchongwopuguolai！jialiyourentadanzidouzheimeda，wanyimeiren，tabushiyaozhiwozheigelaopoziyusidi。”
huayingangluo，wangshusihutingchuleyixieguanjianci。
weishenmeshipuguolai？nandaotanengzhanqilailema？
wangshuhaimeilaidejiwen，guanjiajichongchongdipaoleguolai，“furen......furenbeijiezoule，shitadejiejiexiaoguozong......”
wangshujinsuomeitou，“tazenmehuilai？”
“buzhidao，xianshengzoudeshihoushenmedoumeidai，jiuliantazuizhenxidexinlangfudouliuxialaile......woyaobuyaoqubaxianshengjiehuilai？”
wangshuzuijiaofazhan，quehaishilenghengyisheng。
“buyongmafan，guobulejitian，tajiuhuihuilai，tayixianglibukaiwo。”