《我算命,你吃瓜,我的功德靠大家》 小说介绍
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《我算命,你吃瓜,我的功德靠大家》 第三章 免费试读
【wushiwannihaiburuquqiang!】
【youmeiyourenguanguana,shizidakaikoushiba?zheiniantoupianzideshouduanzhenduo!】
【youzheizhanglian,quyulequangejiucaibuxingma,zheimepianrenjiadeqiannibupazaotianqianma!】
【你去死吧骗子!】
huoningyoudianxiangfanbaiyan,danrenzhule。
“woshenmeshihoushuoshiwushiwanle?”
huangxiukandaoshuiyoumenshuowushiwandeshihou,chadianyanqianyiheizhijieyunguoqu。
ruoshizhiqiannvermeichushi,wushiwantamenjiayebushinabuchulai。
danzheiyigeyuelai,weilejinverzhibing,tamenyijinghualetaiduoqianle。
ruguohuoningzhangkouyaowushiwan,tahaizhennabuchu。
tingdaobushiwushiwan,tasonglekouqi。
“wuwanshima?danshiniyaozenmejiuwonver?xuyaowozuodianshenmema?zhihouwoyouzenmebaqianjini?”
霍凝:“……”
taganggangqishixiangshuowuqian。
bijingtajintiandiyitiankaibo,yaodetaigao,xingxubierenhuibatadangpianzi。
dantahulvelezaidazhongyanli,xuanxuedashishoufeitaibianyicaishibuzhengchang。
buguoyeshi,tongyangdeshiyaoshifangzaiqianshi,tashoufeikeshiliuweishudadishangbufengding。
wuwanduiyulinshuangshuangdefumulaishuo,buzhiyuyingxianghouxudeshenghuo,suoyihuoningyemeishuoziyizhishouwuqianzheijianshi。
“xiandashangwuqiankuaiqiandingjin,houmiandebangnijiejueleshiqingzaishuo,wokannihewoshitongcheng,nidenghuierbadizhihoutaifawoyixia,woqinziguoquyitang。”
yaoshiputongdeligui,tahaifanbuzheziyiguoqu。
danhuoningganggangsuandaoleyixiedongxi。
“haiyou,nibaneigefopaicongninverbozishangzhaixialai,zhaoyikuaihongbubatagaizhemaizaituli,zuihaoshishudixia,zongzhibierangtalininvertaijin。”
“qitade,dengwoxiaboleguoquzaishuo。”
【!!gan!zhuboniyoumeiyouxiangguo,wanyineiwanyizuosuibaayishale,nitemejiushiguoquleyemeiyouyong!】
【jiushijiushi,weilezhuanqianwusuobuyongqiji,qianyouneimezhongyaoma!】
huoningkanzheneitiaodanmu,danshoutuosai,zhalezhaneishuangxiangshijinranlejiangnanyanyudeyanjing,manliandeqianchengrenzhen。
“qianduiwolaishuozhendehenzhongyao。”
“woaiqian,qianaiwo,qiancongsimianbafanglai,shishikekelai!”
zheishishangzhendehuiyourenxianziyideqianduoma?
这个问题——
shenshangbeizhesanbaiwanjuzhaidehuoning,meizigehuida!
【woyeaiqian,danshizhubonibunengweileqianbugurenminga,nixianzaibuguoqu,wanyiayizhenchushile,nihouhuiyibeiziba!】
【biaozi!jiqiankuaiqianduinilaishuobirenminghaizhongyaoshiba?wozhidaole,gaibuhuizheigehairendefopaijiushinimaijitabiaomeideba!】
【qianmiande,wozhidaonishizhichangzi,danniyebunengyongzuilaba!】
【zhubokendingshiquedingleneiwanyibuhuishanghaiayicaizheimefangxindea,youxierennengbunengdainaozishangwangawozhendefu!】
【you,zheimekuaijiuyounaocanfenle,lagequna,youqianyiqizhuan。】
danmuliyipianxueyuxingfeng,gongshuogongyouliposhuopoyouli。
zhiyoushaobufenguanzhongjuedecaodiantaiduo,duodaorenwukeren。
【woshuo,zheimingxianjiushiyande,nimenzhishangdedidaoshachengducainengxinzheitaoshuocia!】
【jiushia,suanmingzhishaokankanrenjianverdezhaopianba,shadoubukanjiusuandaole,nengbunengchuliguiyebukankan,zhenjiubaguanzhongzhishangwangdishangmocabei!】
huoning:“……………”
huoningchoulechouzuijiao,zhenchengfawen:“wokandaoayi,jiusuandaoleshizenmehuishi,haixuyaozaikantanverzhaopian?”
zhiyunengbunengchulineigegui,nandaotaziyixinlimeishuma!
她又不是傻子!
zhibojiandeshuiyoumenduitazheigejiekougandaohenwuyu。
【yanzalejiuyanzale,zhaoshenmejiekou?】
【nidaanshuxuedatizhixiedaanbuxieguocheng,laoshihuijinifenma!】
“……nishuodedui,shiwobuyanjinle。”
huoningtuchuyikouqi,bamuguangluozailehuangxiushenshang。
“neimewomenxianzailaizouyixialiucheng,baninverzhaopianjiwokankan,yaosuyanmeipguode。”
“dangranninverruguozaijiadehua,bajingtouduizhuntayexing。”
huangxiuxinlisuiranhenzheji,danyoupaziyijujuehuiranghuoningshengqi。
tabugandanwu,nazheshoujiqulenverdewoshi。
kongdiaofenmingshikaizhede,danhuangxiuhaishiganjueyouyiguyinlengfengpumianchuilai。
huoningzhoumei,zheifangjianliheiqiliaoraoyinfengzhenzhen,haozhongdeyinqi!
jingtouli,tangzaichuangshangdenvhaitoufagankuliansecanbailahuang,zuichunshanggengshiyidianyansedoumeiyou。
zheiyiyankanguoqulewushengqi,shenzhihuirangrencaixiangchuangshangderenshifouhaihuozhe。
ertabozishangguazhedeneikuaifopai,shanzheguiyiyinsendeguang。
huoningxinzhongananzeleyisheng。
yejiushizheinvhaipingrilijidexingshan,burandouhuobudaoxianzai。
zhibojiandeshuiyoumenkanjianzheichangmian,yishijianyeshifennanshou。
【yuanbenyiweishiyanxi,danwokandaoayidenverxianzaideyangzihou,wobizuile。】
【a,zheibushiwomenbumenzhuguanma!taqinglekuaiyigeyuedejiale,zhiqianwoyiweishitataipinlesuoyishentishoubuzhu,yuanlaishipengshanglezangdongxia!】
【yan!nijiwojixuyan!zheibujiushihuazhuangnongchulaidema,nimenzheiqunshazihaizhenhaopian。】
【loushangde,woshizhuanmenjimazhibingdeshouyi,wohenyihandegaosuni,nimameile。】
huangxiuhenxiangbanverbozishangneikuaiyinpaijijianle,ranerhuoningmeiyoushuohua,tayebuganqingjuwangdong。
tamoleyixialianshangdeyanlei,nvercikedeyangzilingtaxintongrujiao。
“zhubo,wo……wonverzheigeyangzizhendehaiyoujiuma?”
liuchengzouwanle,dankanjiantazheiyang,huoninghaishiyouxieyuxinburen。
xianglexiang,tadao:“zheiyangba,wodenghuierrang‘ren’songyigefujini,nibatahualefushuijininverhe,tahenkuaijiunengxingguolai。”
“dannibieyiweitaxingguolaijiuwanshidajile,woyaoshibuguoquyitang,ninverhouxuhaishihuichushi。”
huangxiuqianenwanxiedijihuoningjugong,yanjingdouhongle,“huodashi,zhendexiexieni。”
huoningbaibaishou,“bubi,nimeishidehuawojiulianxianxiayigejiabinle。”
【ayi!nihuafushuijininverhexiaqudeshihounengkaigezhiboma!】
【shiaayi,nikaigezhiboba!】
【ayi,niyaoshibukai,huiyouhenduorenrenweinishizhubodetuode!】
huangxiuyouyuleyixia,daodishitongyile。
“hao,wodaoshihouyidingkai。”
【zhubo!nixianbieqieduanheayidelianxian,nihaimeihuidayaoshineizhiguiduiayibulinigaizenmebanni!】
霍凝摇了摇头。
“tazhixiangduosheayinverdeshenti,buhuishanghaiayi。”
zhiyutaxianqiankandaodejiaporenwangzhizhao,kegenzheizhiliguiwuguan。
huoningzuijiaoweiche,yanshenlishenchujifenfengci,yiweishenzhangdishuoleyijuhua。
“renxinkebiguikepaduole。”
dunledun,huoningyouxiaole。
“genghekuangzheizhiguiyouqiuyuwo。”
tamuguangningzaineikuaiyinpaishang,shangtoudeguiyiguangmangsihuweiweizhanleyixia。
“xiangyaowobangni,jiuguaiguaidebiereshi,buranwoyouyibaizhongfangshirangnihuifeiyanmieyongshibudechaosheng。”
dangran,tabuhuishuodeshi,denghuiertapaiqusongfude‘ren’shiliyuanzaizheizhiguizhishang。
neiyinpaishangdeguiyiguangmangyouzhanleyixia,kanqilaisesefadoude。
zhibojiandeshuiyoumen:“……”
【haozhongerdetaici,gadewotoupifama。】
【zheiniantouguiyenengtongguoshipinliaotianganshoudaodashidekepa?neitabuhuishunzhewangxianlaizhaowoba?】
【loushangde,bubishunzhewangxianguolai,tahuishunyi。】
【nimenbieshuole,wohaipa,fuqiangminzhuwenminghexieziyoupingdenggongzhengfazhiaiguojingyechengxinyoushan!zangdongxitui!tui!tui!】
【ayidashangwanzhubojiuqieduanlianxianleei,shibushiyaochouxindexingyunerle?】
【yuzhouwudipilidashuaige:zhubochouwo!shiwanhuoji!woyushangyintaohuale!】
我算命,你吃瓜,我的功德靠大家