我，天生吃出马仙饭碗这件事
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我叫吴旭东。
1985nian，neinianwobasui，yeshizaineiyinian，wofengle，yemeifeng。
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wobamatingledoushenshijingya。
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tinglelaoqigaidehua，wobajiuwendao：“laoxiansheng，nandaoyihouwojiaxudonghainenglingyitangrenma?”
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meimeixiaodipingshijiugenwozuihao，tingshuowodebingyihounengzhihao，mangbazijizhichileyikoudehuhuyetuijilaoqigai，naishengnaiqideshuodao：“yeyenichi，chibaolejigegezhibing。”
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laoqigaiduiwobashuodao：“jiazhua，nijiazheiguinvyebushiyibanrena，laohuaziwochitayikoufan，jiudianbonijiayifan。”
zaiwomendongbeilaojia，nongcunrendouhenxinzheileishi。
wobamangshuodao：“laoxianshengxianshangkangzuoxiazaishuoba。”
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zheijianshi，fashengzaiwobasuineiniandedongtian，yejiushi1985nian，sanjiuyanhan，mantianfeixue，kejiushizheimejiaoqianjiaohoudegongfu，wumenwaidexuedishangjingranlianbangejiaoyindoumeiyou。
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jiuzaizheiyiwan，wogangzuanjinbeiwo，haimeiyoushuizhedeshihou，jingchangzaimengjingzhongzhaowowandeneigejiejie，jiuchuxianzailewodemianqian。
tajiuneimejingjingdezhanzaiwotoudingdedishang，wosuiranbizheyanjing，keshiwoyebuzhidaoweishenme，wojiushinengganjuedaotadecunzai。
woyigefanshenpazaibeiwolikanzheta：“jiejienilaila。”
“tianjiyibeidaopo，yihoujiejiejiubuyongchennishuizhezailaile。”
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wocongbeiwolizuanchulaichuanshangyifujiujiaota：“jiejie，nishangkanga，kangshangkerehule。”
jiuzaizheishi，wofaxianwoyuanlaitangzhedeweizhishang，wohaianjingditangzaibeiwoli。
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