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anhaoyuchuyuanhou,jiangyanzaiwaitanjitajubandingloupaidui。
她要求我准时到场。
jiangyanqinglesuoyouguimihaoyou,xianchanghaiyouxuduowanghongzhubo。
rucishengshihaoda,shiweilejianhaoyuchengchangmianma?
tazaisuoyourendezhumuxia,daizheanhaoyujinchang。
wonulihulvezhongrenxixuedeyanguang。
xinquexiangqueleyigekou,lengfenghuhudiwangliguan。
wobuzhidaodeshi,zheichanglangmandepaiduihaizuolexianshangzhibo。
anhaoyumanshendapai,qisehongrun,yiqifengfa。
yikanjiuzhidaobeijiangyanzhaogudehenhao。
shuolaikexiao,tapawozaishanghaianhaoyu,zheihaishichehuohouwodiyicijinjulijiechuta。
jishipinmingbanzuotuoniao,woyezhidao,woshule。
yexushishujianhaoyu,yexu......shishujiyanche。
anhaoyudagaihaibuzhidao,tademeiyanhe16suineinianyinbinglishideyancheyouqifenxiang。
tacaishijiangyandebaiyueguang。
“温行舟。”
jiangyanhanlehaojibianwocaihuiguoshen,tajinzhoumeitou,yanshenzhongtouluzheyane,sihuworangtananyirenshou。
“chenzhejintiandajiadouzai,womenbahuashuoqingchuba。”
“wenxingzhou,womenzhijianzhishijiazulianyin,conglaidoumeirenheganqing,xianzaishi2024nianle,zheizhongfuxiudeguijuzaogaiguoshile!”
“youqishi,woyudaolehaoyu,yujiantayihouwocaizhidaoaiqingshishenmeziwei......”
shuozhetatuodiaoshouwanshangdezhuozi,neishisannianqianwomendinghunshi,womasongjitade。
“mafanbangwohaijiayi,wenxingzhou,xiwangniyenengdongdeaiqingdezhengui,zheishijinqianmaibudaode。”
woyaojinyaguan,nulibaochipingjing。
keshenchudeshouhaishizhibuzhuzhandou。
woziwenmeizuoguoduibuqijiangyandeshi,zheixienian,woxinganqingyuanzuotashenbiandeyitiaogou,shishiyitaweixian,jiusuanshijiechuhunyue,liangjiashangyijiuhao,wobumingbai,taweishenmeyaodangzhongjiwonankan。
zhidaocikewohaibuzhidao,jiangyanqingdaoxianchangdewanghongzhubomenhuibazheiyiqiedouzhibochuqu。
zhiyouwoyigerenbeimengzaiguli。
众人发出惊呼。
wotaitoukanqu,jingranshijiangyanxianganhaoyuqiuhun。
“ayu,nichuchehuoneitian,wocaizhidaoniduiwoyouduozhongyao,wobuganxiangxiangyushengmeiyouniwohuozhehaiyoushenmeyiyi......”
“nijiushiwoxianggongduyushengderen,woyuanyiyongwodequanbuquaini,zhaoguni,rangnixingfu。”
“ayu,niyuanyima?”
“yanyan,wodangranyuanyi,cishengyouni,sierwuhan。”
anhaoyuyanlihanzheleihua,shuohuayeweiweizhandou,meiyoujiaojudeyanjingqueshanyaozhezhiredeguangmang。
jiangyannachujiezhijizijiheanhaoyudaishang。
gaojuxiangkongzhongjizhongrenzhanshi。
“zheikuanxingheduijieshiwoweiayutebieshejide,xiangqianlezuanshihelanbaoshi,yuyishi「xingheshanyao,nishiweiyi」。”
suizhejiangyandehuayinluodi,xianchangqifendaodadaogaochao。
“wa,yudaozhenai,jiangdashejishilingganbengfa,zheiyetailangmanle,bukuishi「tianyanmiyu」cp,guorantiandaobaozha!”
“jiangyan,nizheisudubichangeliuhaodoukuai,yibudaoweizhijiedengdinga......”
“jiangjiejiushibaqi!congjintianqi,nishiwoweiyidejie!”
suizhecaidaipiaoluo,xianchangzhongrenfenfenqihong:
“qinyige,qinyige......”
我狼狈逃离。
rucishengdaerlangmandechangjing,zhiyouwo,shiduoyude。
 
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