《我一个好人,你们说我是祸害?》 小说介绍
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《我一个好人,你们说我是祸害?》 第5章 秦柯王志杰短跑冠军 免费试读
“tudoutudou,woshidigua,woshidigua,shoudaoqinghuida,shoudaoqinghuida!”
qinke:“tudoushoudao!”
wangzhijie:“chulaichixiaoye?”
qinke:“bulaile,kunle!”
王志杰:“我请!”
秦柯:“报位置!”
……
jifenzhonghou,qinkexialou。
“nikuzheduiwoshuo,tonghualidegushidoushipianrende!”
hengzhexiaoqu,qinkeqishanglelaobasannianmeihuandexiaodianlvlikai。
tianshangmenleigungun,yijingchixulehaozhangshijian。
光放屁不尿尿!
laidaoyigechalukoujielewangzhijie。
errenlaidaochengnanyeshihoumiandeyitiaojie。
gangcongdiandongcheshangxialai,qinkejiubeipangbiankaochangdexiangweishenshenxiyin。
“laoban,kaochangduoshaoqianyigen?”
maikaochangdeshiyigesishiduosuidedashu,yibianfanzhuanzheshoulidekaochuan,yibianhuidadao:“sankuaiyigen,shikuaisangen!”
“给我来两根。”
zhengyaofuqian,turanganjuenaliguaiguaide。
“buduibalaoban,sankuaiyigen,sangenzenmehuishishikuaiqian?”
“nalibudui?sankuaiyigen,shikuaisangen,henduia!”
laobanyanshendanchun,yibenzhengjing,manlianrenzhendeyangzizhendehaorangrenxinteng。
“xingba,neijiwomenzhenglianggenkaochang,zailailiangfenchaofan!”
“hao,meiwenti,mashangjiulai,duile,jintiandianligaohuodong,jiayikuaiqiannengpeiyifenyinpin,nilianggepeima?”
“……”
errenzaipangbianzhaoleyizhangzhuozizuoxia。
“lailailai,shixiongdijiuganyige!”
“xiaogou,xiangbudaowomendangzhongdiyigejiehundejuranshini,budebushuo,nilaoposhizhenpiaoliang,zhunixinhunkuaile,dagexianganweijing!!”
“咕咕咕~”
“hahahaha……hugejiushihaoshuang!”
pangbianyizhangzhuozishang,wugenanrenwuwuzhazhadeshengyinxiangchedabangeyeshi。
qizhongyigenaodaiguangliangbozishangguazheyitiaodajinlianzidenanzizuiweihaoshuang。
yikouqiliangansanpingpijiu。
看样子,有些上头!
liangansanpingpijiudetayijingyouxiechengbuzhule,danweilemianzizhinengyingbiezhe。
qinkekanleyiyan,jixugenwangzhijieliaotian。
“ajie,yigeyuehoujiugaokaole,xianzainitineihaimeiyoulingyuan,nijiuyidianyebuzheji?”
wangzhijieyifuhuangshangbujitaijianyebujideyangzi。
“jishenme,tiancaidaolenadoushitiancai!”
秦柯一头黑线。
wangzhijiejixubuchongdao:“zaishuole,buhaiyounigenwozuobanma?”
qinkezhenzhuoyifanhoudao:“neiwoyaoshishuo,wonengkaoshanglingzhedaxueni?”
“噗!”
wangzhijieyigemeirenzhuzhijiexiaochusheng。
fanyingguolaibuheshiyihou,tabiandejiweiyansu:“ng,woxin!”
“nihaibiebuxin,shihuagaosuni,wotineiyijingchuxianlingyuanle。”
wangzhijieyijiuyifubuxiangxindeyangzi。
“deleba,yaoshinitineidounengchuxianlingyuan,neiwozaojiuchuxianle。”
qinkexinzhongshiwanzhicaonimabentengerguo。
这小子咋就不信呢?
zaitayanliwojiuneimela?
mamaipi,yaobushizijixianzaimeiyouyineng,zheiliyemeiyounengjiancelingyuandejiqi,feiderangzheixiaoziqingchuzhidaowoliangzhijianxianzaidechaju。
等了几分钟。
“laoban,womendechaofanhaolemei?”
huoxushixiawuchidetaishao,qinkexianzaiedebuxing。
jipangbianneizhuohanzishanglekaochuanyihou,laobanyounazhelianggenkaochangzouguolaidijitamen。
“zaidenghuier,woxianzaimangzhenongkaochuan,chaofandedengwodihuilaicainengnong。”
“他去哪了?”
“taduziteng,laxi,lalehaojicile。”
laobanxiaoxixide,yilianqianyi。
qinkekanleyiyanshoulidekaochang,mamaipi,dunshijuedeshoulidekaochangbuxiangle。
“laoban,womenshilaichifande……”
laobanyilianrenzhendao:“wozhidaoa。”
“行吧……”
denglejifenzhong,chaofanzhongyuduanshangzhuo。
wangzhijiebashengxiadeyijiekaochangsaijinzuili,langtunhuyankaishixiaomiezhuoshangdechaofan。
qinkepiaoleyiyan:“neige,ajie……”
“dazhu,youshenmehuadengwochiwanzaishuo。”
wangzhijielangtunhuyandebapanzilishengxiadechaofanchiwan,taiqitou。
“niganggangxiangshuoshenme?”
qinkebaibaishouyiliandanran:“ganggangnipanziliyouzhicangying,buguoxianzaimeishile,yijingbeinichidiaole。”
【ding,laiziwangzhijiefumianqingxu+999!】
“ca!nizenmebuzaoshuo!ou!”
“shinishuodedengnichiwanzaishuo!”
“ou!zheizhongshijiubunengjishizuzhiwoma?”
“zheibushikannichidetaixiangle,payingxiangdaonideweikouma……”
【ding,laiziwangzhijiefumianqingxu+999!】
wangzhijielianyizhenqingyizhenbai,tuledabantianshayemeituchulai。
“老板,老板!”
laobanpidianpidianzouguolai:“chihaole?”
wangzhijiezhizhepanzishuodao:“chaofanliyouzhicangying!”
laobanyaoyaotoujiandingdao:“bukeneng,wojiaweishengyizhihenhao,bukenenghuiyoucangying!”
wangzhijieshuodao:“bupianni,zhenyouzhicangying!”
laobanditoukanzhezhuoshangdekongpanzi:“cangyingni?”
“我吃了。”
laobandeyanshenzhujianbiandeyouxiefuza,xinxiangzheixiaozishizhizhangba!
tahuanhuankanxiangqinke:“tashinipengyou?”
qinkelianyihong:“woburenshita。”
【ding,laiziwangzhijiefumianqingxu+666!】
“cao!nitamaxiaa!”
yishengnuhoudapolejieshangrenaodeqifen。
shunzhenuhoudeshengyinkanqu。
zhiqianneigeliangansanpingpijiudeguangtouhanzilanzhuleyigeshihuanglaorendequlu。
秦柯一头雾水。
jutifashengleshenmetabuqingchu,meikandao,suoyiyewufaxiapinglun,zhinengjingjingchiguakanzhe。
laotoulianliandaoqian,keguangtouhanziqueyijiuyifubuyiburaodeyangzi。
congtamendeduihuazhong,qinkedagailejieleshiqingdejingguo。
laorencongtamenneizhuoluguodeshihou,buxiaoxinnongdaoleyigepijiuping,jiushuisazaileguangtouhanzidexieshang。
“wopeini,duoshaoqianwodoupei。”
laotouwanzheyao,yanshenlichongmanleqianyi。
huoxushihelejiu,guangtouhanziyifutianbupadibupadeyangzijiaoxiaozhe:“pei?nipeideqima?laobuside,jilaozitianganjing!”
laorenzhanzhanweiweidecongkoudailinachuyigesuliaodai,youconglimiantaochuyibalingqian:“wopei,wopeiqian!”
guangtouhanzikandoumeikanyiyan,yibadakailaorenshouzhongdelingqian:“nitamashibushilongle,laobuside,laozishirangnitianganjing!”
“wei,dayedoushuopeiqianle,biedeliburaoren!”
linzhuoyigerexindagekanbuxiaqule。
guangtouhanzizhuanshenzhizhemadao:“guannipishi,zenmezhe,niyaotizheilaotouchutou?”
rexindagecengdezhanqilai:“wojiushikanbuxiaqu,nishuonineishuangxieduoshaoqian,wotizheiweidayepei!”
guangtouhanzishenzhangbozimanhengdao:“laozihaijiushiyaorangtatianganjing!niyaoxiangduoguanxianshijiutitalaitianganjing,tianbulenijiulaolaoshishizuozhe!”
rexindagehaixiangshuohua,tashenbiandelaopoyibajiangtalahuiqu,yanshenshiyitabuyaoduoguanxianshi。
rexindageyaoyaoya,tazuijianbudedejiushizheizhongheledianjiumeidianbishuderen。
dankanleyiyanzijiwusuidenver,tanxiyishengyebuzaiduoshuo。
“meinengnaichengshenmeyingxiong?”
guangtouhanzichaofengyisheng,youkaishibipolaorentiantadexiezi。
qinkekandezhizashe:“guangtianhuarilanglangqiankun,juranhuifashengzheizhongshi,peiqianbujiuxingle,haifeiyaorenjiatitatianganjing。”
wangzhijiedunledun,taiqitoukanleyiyanwuqimaheideyekong:“guangtianhuari?”
takanxiangqinke:“zenmeyangqinke,ganbuganmatamen?”
qinkehelekouxuebidao:“bieshuoma,wohaigandatamenni。”
“wojiuxihuannizheizhongyibenzhengjingchuiniubideyangzi,zhengjingdian,yirenmatamenyiju,mawanjiupaozenmeyang?”
“干嘛要跑?”
“nishuoni?zheihaibushipanibeida!”
wangzhijielimabaqianfule,daizheqinkelaidaolubian。
“jiniyigebiaoxiandejihui,nixianma,nimawanwozaima,mawanwomenqishangdiandongchejiupao。”
qinkesihaobuhuang,kanxiangneibiandejigehanzi。
zheicaiganglikaijimiaozhong,guangtouhanziyijingzhuazhelaotoudeyiling,yaobataendaodishang。
“**!”
yijuhua,basuoyourendehuolidouxiyinleguolai。
buyuanchujigenanrendoufenfenkanxiangqinke。
“我嫩爹!”
qinkebileyigetiaoxindeshoushi。
jigehanziyikandunshidengdayanjing!
hunjijianghuzheimeduonian,haishidiyicibeiyigeruchouweigandexiaozizhizhema!
wangzhijiezaiyipangxiandeshifenxingfen。
bukuishixiboliyalang,guoranshehui!
zijizheigeaerbeisigoukejueduibunengluohoule!
dangjichongzheneijigehanzishuqilianggenzhongzhi。
“**,kanwozhangdexiangbuxiangnidie!”
mawanyihou,xinzhongneijiaoyigeshuang!
“走走走,快走!”
jianneijigerenyaoguolai,wangzhijielianmangzhuanshen。
zaiyikan,qinkeyijingqizhediandongchepaoyuanle。
“womeishangche!womeishangchea!”
【ding,laiziwangzhijiefumianqingxu+999!】
“草!”
“嘭!”
guangtouhanzibashoulidejiupingziwangdishangyiza,daizherenchaozhewangzhijieqishixiongxiongzouguolai。
yikanqingkuangbumiao,wangzhijiebatuijiupao。
jieguogangpaojibujiuputongyishengshuaidaodishang。
wonima!nageshengerzimei**derengdexiguapi!
不到五秒钟时间。
wangzhijieruoxiaodeshenyingjiubeijidaopangdadeshenqutuantuanweizhu。
cikedeta,jiuhaoxiangyizhiruoxiaodemianyangdiaojinlelangwoli。
youqishitazheizhimianyanggangganghaiwubixiaozhangdechaofenglezheiqunelang!
【ding,laiziwangzhijiefumianqingxu+999!】
lingtoudeguangtouhanziyibajiangwangzhijiecongdishangzhuaqilai。
“你刚刚说谁呢!”
wangzhijieyilianwunai,songlazhenaodai。
“dage,doushiyitiaodaoshangde,jidianmianzila……”
【ding,laiziwangzhijiefumianqingxu+999!】
……
“haibieshuo,zhen**!”
秦柯哈哈笑着。
tingzhenaohaizhongwangzhijieyuanyuanbuduanchuxiandefumianqingxuyouxieyihuo。
转头一看。
**!!
人呢?!
……
guangtouhanzinuhoudao:“sheitamagenniyitiaodaoshangde?”
“huge,genzheixiaozifeishenmehua,xianzoutayidunzaishuo!”
“住手!”
qinkejishiqizhediandongcheganhuilai。
jiangzhende,zaikandaoqinkehuilaideshihou,wangzhijieneixinshiyouxiegandongde。
guangtouhanzikanxiangqinke,lenghengyisheng。
“xiaozi,haitingjiangyiqidema!”
qinkecongdiandongcheshangxialai,yiliuyanxiaopaodaowangzhijieshenbian。
“baoqianjiege,ganggangtaijidongle,meitaizhuyini。”
wangzhijietanxidao:“buguaini,yaoguaijiuguaineikuaixiguapi,yaoshimeiyouneikuaixiguapi,jiupingtamenjige,yagenzhuabudaowo。”
qinkedao:“nijiuchuiba!”
wangzhijieyilianbufuqi:“pianniganma,woxiaoxueliunianjideshihouhainaguowomenxuexiaodeduanpaoguanjun,xiaozhangdoukuawopaodebituzitadiehaikuai!”
wangyoufuyanyichengshangdianping:《woyigehaoren,nimenshuowoshihuohai?》wenziposhibuhuali,ganqingzhenzhibujiaoqing。shifenhaokandeyipianduanpianwen,kanqilaihenshufu,feichangjianya。
wangyoufeifeidazuodianping:《woyigehaoren,nimenshuowoshihuohai?》deqingjiefeichangjingcai,shiyibenfeichangzhideyikandedoushiwen,yaoshixiangkanzheileiwende,yidingyaokanyikan,zhendebukui。
我一个好人,你们说我是祸害?