《不给大明星当狗后》 小说介绍
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第1章
zhuyuanzhangzhezijipiaoliangdeliandan,bawodanggouzhipei。
woduanlaibeirekafei,tabuxihuan,huizhijiewangwolianshangpo。
tazhidaowoxihuanta,gengxihuantadelian。
houlai,youbitagengyaoyandeyanyuanchuxianle。
worenbuzhubeixiyinkanguoqushi,
zhuyuanlazhewodeshou,ehenhendao:“buzhunkanta。”
“mingmingwocaishizuihaokande。”
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zhuyuanshixinshengdainanouxiangzhongde【shenyan】zheijianshiqing,wuyongzhiyi。
congtachudaodediyitianqi,jiuzidongxiyinsuoyoujuguangdengdezhuizhu。
tacongyidaoxuanxiujiemuzhongtuoyingerchu,jushuodangshidezhanjiebenlaishiyaopailingyiweixuanshoude。
“woyebuzhidaoweishenme,jingtoukaojintadeshihou,jiuzidongbeixiyinguoqule。”
“tazhendeshi,taiyaoyanle。”
zaizhanjiedejieshixia,fangleyiduanluping。
keyiqingxidikandao,shipinzhongxinrenwucongyigexiaorongtianmeidejinmaoshaonianzhujianyidaolezhuyuanshenshang。
heifa、danyanpi、dongzuosuiyi、daizhedandandexiaorong。
shenzhidoumeiyoukeyikanjingtou,quezailupingzhongshanshanfaguang。
fangfoshitianshengjiuyaozuoouxiangderen。
shipinxiamian,chongchizheyidachuandepingmu。
“aaaazhuyuanzouhualu,renrentouyipiaoyuanyuanmingtianjiuchudao。”
“nalilaidedidi?kanshangqu**。”
“bushi,zheiniantoupaqiangdouzheimeguangmingzhengdalema?”
“yiqunxizieryi,buzhidaoyoushenmehaokande...”
......
pinglunbaobianbuyi,kezaizheigeshijie,liuliangjiushiwangdao。
mingmingshimeiyourenhegongsifuchidegerenlianxisheng,quepingjiezheigeshipinyiyebaohuo。
bingzaijiemulidabailea-ggongsijingxintiaoxuandesanrenzutiantuan,yijuduodediyi。
peihetafujiaguigongziderenshe,gengshiquanfenwushu,suodaozhichuyinlaiyipianresou。
zaifensiyanli,tashidabaizibentiantuandeshenyanchuanqi。
danzheigechuanqi,sihubingbuhaoxiangchu。
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“niyoubingba,maideshenmepokafei?”
“nishijuedewogenniyiyang,shenmelajidongxidounengxiazuima。”
zheishizhuyuanzaoshangdisanciyinweikafeishengqi,yeshiwodisancibeikafeipodao。
diyicimaideshibingka,zhuyuanzhiwenwoshihanguorenma,sheiyidazaohebingde。
纸杯直直砸向我。
wobeibingkuaipodeyijiling,lianshangdezhuanghualedaban。
diercipodeshinaika,cishiailedaoyanyidunmadezhuyuanyoubahuoqisazailewoshenshang。
tayijuhuameishuo,zhijiepolewoyishenkafei。
poshilewobanbianyifu,wozhinengtoutouduoqubaomucheshanghuanyifu。
disanci,yejiushizheiyicishireka,zaiduanguoquzhiqianwojiuzuolechongfenzhunbei。
guoranzhuyuanpoleguolai,woduodekuai,zhiyouzuoshouzhangbeitangdaole。
tangdaodedifangxunsuhongzhongqilai,juzuderenshiruowudu。
meirenyuanyiweilegeqiongsuanzhulidezuidanghongliuliang,
genghekuangwoshixinganqingyuan。
zhuyuanbeidaoyanjiaoqupaixideshihou,woyuanyuandikanzheta,nazhemaojinfushou。
juzudenvsanjiwofanlegebaiyan,renglaitiaotangshaogao:“zhuixingzhuidenaozidouhuaidiaole。”
rengwanhouzhuanshenjiuzou,yijuhuadoubuxianggenwoduoshuo。
nvsansuyaozheimetaoyanwo,shiyouyuanyinde。
santianqian,dangzhuyuanyinweisuanlatudousiliyoujiangsishengqideshihou,zhijiebatudousigaizailewotoushang。
woneishihoudeyangzikendinghenhuaji,mantoudoushitudousi,danhaiyaodaochuzhaozhijincaganjingzhuyuandeshou。
zhishiyinweizhuyuanshoubuleshoushangyouninideganjue。
pangbiandesuyaoshizaikanbuxiaqu,zhanqilaizhizezhuyuanburendao:
“nizhenyiweizijishidashaoyea,wozuiqiaobuqinizheizhong**mingxingle。”
“nihuolebuqima,nihuojiunengbubazhulidangrenkanlema?”
zhuyuandangshikaozaizuodianshang,manyouyoudicashou:
“对啊,不然呢。”
“tazheiyangde,woyizhuayidaba。tazijidoumeiyijian,nishengshenmeqi。”
tayongjiaojiantitizhuozi,guyinongchuxieshengxiang:“nishuoshiba,xiaowang?”
tamenliangdeyanshenqishuashualuodaowoshenshang,wozhengdunzaidishangshoushimandidetudousi。
suyaoyongquanjiedeyuqigenwoshuo:
“xiaozhuli,nibiepata。niyaoshipadiugongzuo,keyilaiwozheibangmang,wojinikaigongzi。”
suyaoshenzhibangwoyiqijiandishangdefanhe,renzhendao:
“suiranwomeiyouzhuyuanzheimehuo,danqimanengbaozhengbuqifuren。zenmeyang?”
wodizhetoushoushidimian,mobuzuosheng。
zuozaiyizishangdezhuyuanshenlegelanyao,qingsongchixiaodao:
“nikan,taziyuandangwodegou,nifeiyaoduoshi。”
wotaitoukanta,zheigerenbeifensichengwei【gaolengzhongdaidianyouyu】dezhangxiang,wuguanjingzhi,lianbuxiantiaoliuchang。
cikeyangguangluozaitadelianshang,rouheletadezhangxiang,xiandegewaijingzhishuaiqi。
keshineixinwanquanbushizheimeyihuishi。
xihuantaderentaiduo,suoyitawanquanbubabierendexihuandangchengyihuishi。
zhenshielie、suixing、beifensichonghuaideyaoyandamingxing。
jianwoziganduoluo,suyaotoulaihentiebuchenggangdeyanshen。
“made,nimengezheiwanaisiaimuni。”
“一群神经病。”
suyaozouhou,zhuyuanlanlandikaozaiyizishang,zhihuiwoguolaishouwankuai。
jianwolengzhebudong,tazhouqimeitou:“guolaia,xiaowang。”
wotaiqitou,diyicizhimianta。
zhuyuanyouyishuanghenpiaoliangdeyanjing,zaitaiyangxiafangfohuifaguang。
zhishitadeyanshenli,cishichongmanlebunaifan。
“汪遥玉。”
“什么?”
“woshuo,wobujiaoxiaowang,wojiaowangyaoyu。”
zhuyuanshouhuiyanshen,meizailiwo。
taliansedandan,yebuzhidaotingjinqulemeiyou。
congci,buguanzhuyuanruheqifu、zuojianwo,suyaozaiyebuguan。
womenpengmiandejihuibuduo,jiandaoleyejibenraodaozou。
tashifangdeshanyirangrengandong。
可是,我不能要。
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tuzhesuyaosonglaideyaogao,wodeyanshenmeiyoulikaiguozhuyuan。
kanleyigexiawudeduixi,zongsuanmingbailezheijitianzhuyuanbushuangdeyuanyin。
daoyanxiangshizhenduitayiyang,guangshitadeyigeduihuajingtou,jiukale15ci。
zhongtuxiuxi,daoyanyibianheshuiyibianmaren。
“made,laozizuitaoyandejiushizheixieliuliangmingxing,wojiushifangzhigoushangquyandoubiniyouganjue。”
“buhuiyanxijiutamadequtiaowuchanggejinidenvfensikan,bielangfeilaozideshijian。”
suirantameiyouzhimingdaoxing,dajiadouzhidaotamadeshishei。
zhuyuandebiaoqingtieqing,queyeyaoyazhanzaiyipang,guaiguairanghuazhuangshidiaozhengzaoxing。
wobujinzaixinligankai,zhenshiyiwujiangyiwua。
zhuyuanyandezheibujushixianxiadaip《duomo》,jiangdeshiyigezhengdaoshijiagongziweiaiduomo,beirenrenhanda,zuihouqueweitianxiacangshengxianchushengmingdegushi。
feichanghaodedananzhujuben,qiantishiyanyuanyounenglijiayuhaozheigejiaose。
daoyanshiyejiechumingdeyandao,shuipingheshenmeishuangshuangzaixian。
weiyidewentizaiyu,tataoyanliuliang,gengtaoyanaidou。
zhuyuancaizhongletasuoyoudeleidian。
duiyuzifangyinweiliuliangxuanlezhuyuandangnanzhuzheijianshiqing,yandaogannubuganyan。
bunengdezuijinzhu,suoyitadenuhuodouchaoxianglezhuyuan。
wojizhuyuandanggou,zhuyuanjidaoyandanggou,daoyanjizifangdanggou。
zheigeshijiejiushiyigejudadegouchang。
yinweiyandaofahuo,juzudeqifenshifenyayi。
yandaofanghua,zhuyuanyaoshidiaozhengbuhaozhuangtai,jiucongnalilaigunhuinaliqu。
zhuyuandeliansegengshiqiansuoweiyoudenankan。
chenzhesuoyourenfangkongdeshiduan,woquzhaozhuyuan。
jiaoxiayihua,shoushangdeziliaoquandoudiaodaoledishang。
changwufanzaodeyaosi:“benshoubenjiaode,ganmani?”
woyibianjiandishangdejuben,yibiandaoqian:
“buhaoyisi,woxiangjizhuyuansongziliaolaizhe。”
“tazuowankanjubenkandaolingchen,haizuolehenduobiji。woxiangzhemeizhunkankanziliao,tadezhuangtainenghaoyixie......”
benbuzaiyizheibiandeyandaoturanzhuantoukanwo:“shenmejuben,nalaijiwokankan。”
yandaoduiyanyuanyouqiliuliangmeishenmehaolianse,danduishouxiarendetaiduhaishihennicede。
wojiangshoushanghouhouyitaziliaodiguoqu,yandaoyizhangzhangfanyue。
womeipianta,zhuyuanzuowanqueshizuobijizuodaohenwan,lingchenliangdianhaizaijiwodadianhuarangwosongkafei。
dantazheigeren,bukenengbazheizhongshiqingnachulaishuode。
yandaokanzheziliaoshanghuademimimamadebiji,liansehaolehenduo,qimabuzaiduoduobiren。
tanazheqizhongyizhangbiji,zhudongzoudaozhuyuanpangbianjiangjie:
“zheiliniduiqingxudejieshibuxing,bunengshihouhui。”
“nanzhuduorumodaoshiweilexinaidenvren,taxinganqingyuan。”
“ruguoyanyuanduijubendelijiechulewenti,qingxubiaodajiuhuiyouwuqu......”
suiranyandaodeyuqirengranyanli,dantaidubuzaishengying。
pangguanlequanchengdezhudamingxingshenshendikanlewoyiyan,suihougendaoyankaishitaolunqilai。
我松了口气。
xiawudepaishehenshunli,zhuyuansuiranbushikebanchushen,danzaiyandaodediaozhengxia,ruxiyuelaiyueshunli。
paishejieshushi,yandaoshenzhipailepaizhuyuandejianbang,xinweidao:“xiaohuozi,haohaonuli。”
zouguowoshenbianshi,tahaikaiwanxiaodao:“zheizhulibucuo,xianneizhuahaha。”
wonaolegedahonglian,zhuyuanzhanzaipangbiankanbuchuqingxu。
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huijiudianshi,wozhengzaibangzhudamingxingzhenglimingtianyaoyongdedongxi,anpaijihuabiao。
zhuyuanlengbudingchuxianzaiwobeihou,renglaigedongxi。
我下意识去躲。
dongxidiaozaidishang,wocaifaxianzheishitiaotangshanggao。
zhuyuandeliandouheile:“niyoubingba,duoshenme。”
wonaonaotou,buhaoyisidao:“beizaguanlema,wohaiyiwei......”
tatingchulewodeyanwaizhiyi,pianguotoulenglengdao:
“zhenshidanggoudangguanle,duinihaodiandoubuxing。”
我假装没听到。
zhudamingxingtangzaijiudiandachuangshang,fangkongyihuihou,zhuantoukanmangqianmanghoudewo:
“nixiawubangwo,shixiangrangwoganjini?”
woxiayishihuida:“meiyou。”
tadeyanshensisidingzhewo,fangfoxiangcongwozuiliyaodaoshenmedaan:
“nizheimetaohaowo,daodixiangyaoshenme?”
wodizhetou,mobuzuosheng。
zhuyuanniuguotou,bishangleyanjing,yuqilimanshibuzaihu。
“jiejinwoderenwufeiweilezheixie。”
“qiancai、diwei、mingqi......haishi,xiangzhiqianneixieshaziyiyang——xiangyaowoxihuanni?”
wodizhetou,kanzhezijidejiaojian:“meiyou,zhendemeiyou。”
talengheng:“nizuihaozhendeshi。”
kongqiningzhileyihui,wotingjianzhuyuanmantuntundeshengyin:
“neiwodaoshixiangwennile。”
“wosuoyoudejuben,quandoufangzaizijidefangjianli,meiyoujiqitarenkanguo。”
“nishizenmezhidaowozaikande,haiyou——niyoushizenmenadaode?”
zhuyuanbuzhidaoshenmeshihoucongchuangshangqishen,yanshenwangguolai,xiemanlehuaiyiyutanjiu。
woshouxiadedongzuoyidun,danqiedikanleyiyanta,youxunsudishouhuiyanshen。
场面僵持了两分钟。
sihushibunaifanwodechenmo,tadeshengyinyouyouchuanlai:
“niyezhidao,womenzheiyixing,zuijihuidejiushixiemi。”
“hetonglixiehaode,sizifandongguzhudeyinsibujinyaokaichu,haiyaojiaopeichangjin。”
“xuyaowodadianhuajiaolvshishangmenma?”
zhuyuannachushouji,fandongtongxunlu,xiangshixiayimiaojiuyaozhaodaolvshidehaomaboguoqu。
xiangdaoxieyilitianjiadepeichangjin,wojideyaokule,ganjinzulan:
“woshuowoshuo,nibiejiaolvshi。”
zhuyuandezhijianyidun,yanshenpieguolai。
wodizhetou,buhaoyisidiniezhezijideyijiao。
“zhuyuan,qishi,qishiwoshinidefensi——zainiyanxizhiqian,shenzhi**douzhiqian,wojiuyijingguanzhunile。”
“wodangzhuli,zuikaishishiweilezijidesixin。keshihoumian,wofaxiannishizhendexihuanyanxi,jiubuyouzizhudihuiquguanzhunidejuben......”
“nibiedadianhua,wopeibuqizheimeduoqiande,qiunile。”
wodizhetou,kanbuqingzhuyuandebiaoqing。
zhitingjiantachenmoleyihui,yikaikouyoushishuxideqiangdiao:“qie,wuliao。”
我紧紧咬着唇。
tamanlianyanjuandizhizhemenkou:“chuquba,jintianbielaifanwo。”
woxiaoxinyiyidikanzheta,suirantamanlianbuzaihu,danmeiyouzaitilvshideshiqing。
想必是放过我了。
worushizhongfu,yibianwanyaoshuoxiexie,yibianfeikuaidichongchulefangmen。
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suiranzhuyuanzuishangshuo,rangwojintianbiequfanta。
danshiwanshangjingjirenlaideshihou,tahaishijiwofaletiaoxiaoxi。
“两杯水。”
jiandanyougaogaozaishangdeyuqi。
wotankouqi,renmingdiqujieleliangbeiwenshui,songdaozhuyuandefangjian。
zhuyuandejingjirenyanggezaiquanneihenyouming,yanguangdudao,qiandemeigeyirendoudabao。
woduanshuijinqushi,tamenzhengzaitaolun《duomo》houxudexuanfa。
yanggezhengzaitaotaobujue:“daoshihouzhaojigedakabangnizhuanfaxuanchuan,zongyiyekeyiduoshangjige。”
tasuishouduanqishuibei,helekoushuihouzhuantoukanwo:“xiaowang,zhongxinbangwodaobeibingshui。”
wodiandiantou,gangyaochumen,quetingjianzhuyuandeshengyinchuanlai。
“nichabuduodele,aihebuhe。”
buzhidaoshibushiwodecuojue,zhuyuanlianshangdebiaoqingyouxiebushuang。
“nifashenmeshenjing?huoqizheimeda。”
jingjirenhuyidiwangzheta:“zenme?zheigezhuliyourenishengqile?”
zhuyuanyanpidoumeixian,huihuishourangwoxiaqu。
wozijuedichumen,querenbuzhuzaimenkoutingtinglimiandedongjing。
zhuyuanlengjingdeshengyinchuanlai:“wangyaoyu。”
yanggeyitouwushui:“wangyaoyu,sheia?”
“niyoubing?bushinizhaoderenma。”
yanggehuangrandawu:“enishuoxiaowanga,zenmele?”
zhuyuandeshengyintouzhebunaifan:“tayouzijidemingzi,nibielaoluanhan。”
“bushi,niyiqianbuyedoushizheimehandema——nishenmeshihoukaishiguanxinqiyigezhulidemingzile?”
zoulangyourendadianhua,ganraolewuneideshengyin,houmiandeduihuawotingdeduanduanxuxu。
zhitingjianyanggezuihouhuyideshengyinchuanlai。
“xiaowang......wangyaoyudaodizenmenile,nizheimehaoqi?”
meitingdaozhuyuanhuileshenme,zhitingjianyanggebunaifandao:
“buzhidao,wozenmekenengqujiyigezhulideshiqing,nidezhulihuandezheimeqin。”
wulizhujiananjing,wonazheshuibei,gangxiangzhaodifangqingxi,
youyigeshengyinhanzhulewo。
“eiei,neigeshei,jiuni。”
wozhuantou,kandaogangfangxiadianhuadeyandaoxiangwozoulai,zhengcongbaolitaozheshenme。
yuanlaiganggangzaizoulangdadianhuadeshita,nanguaisangmenzheimeda。
yandaocongbaolifanlebantian,taochubenzhouzhoubabadeshujiwo。
wofankai,shi《duomo》houmiandejuben,limianyouyixielingxingdepizhu。
“zhuyuanneigexiaozi,jubendoukanbumingbai,haidewoshoubashoujiao。”
yandaobiantucao,bianzhizhifangmen:“denghuininaguoqusongjita,rangtahaohaokan。”
我惊讶道:“我?”
“yandao,womenjiayirenjiuzailimian,yaobu,yaobuniqinshoujita?”
yandaoyanlishanguoyeyudeguang:“biezhuangle,nimenzheixiexiaohaidexinsi,womingbaidehen。”
“nixiawuzheimehuzheta,gujizaokanshangtaleba?”
wonaonaotougangxiangjieshi,fangjianlidezhuyuanturantuimenchulai。
tayikaozaimenbian,lenglengdidingzhewomenliang。
yandaoyehuifulewangchanglengmodebiaoqing,zhilezhijuben:
“yizhoushijian,kanbudongjubenjiujiwogundan。”
“zhenshimeijianguo,lianjubendouyaoshoubashoujiaodeyanyuan。”
yandaoyibianmamalielie,yibianzhuanshenlikai。
zhuyuantiaomeikanwo:“zaimenkouyizhimeizou?”
我下意识地点点头。
taeleyisheng:“touting?”
woshunjianzhanghonglelian,shoumangjiaoluandao:“bububu——wozhishicouqiaopengdaoleyandao,woyagenbuzhidaonimenzaifangjianlitaolunwo。”
yishidaozijiloulexian,womomoditou:“wobushizheigeyisi。”
zhuyuanyifanchangtaidimeiyoufanu,ershijieguowoshoushangdejuben,renzhenduanxiangqilai。
wobangmangjieshi:“nibiekanyandaoshuohuananting,dantaqueshishizhenxinweilenihao。jubenshangderenwuchongtuhaiyouguanjiandian,tadoubangniyiyibiaochulaile。”
“shuomingtaqueshikanshangnile,zhuyuan,nihuishiyigehaoyanyuande。”
kongqiningzhileyihui,zhiyouzhuyuanyiyeyefanjubendeshengyin。
jiudangwozhengzaixiangbanfataolizheimezhixidechangjingshi,zhuyuandeshengyinlengbudingchuanlai:
“看上我?”
tadixiatou,yapoganchaowoxilai:“shitakanshangwo,haishinikanshangwo?”
wodengdashuangyan,zheirendesiluzenmezhuanbiandezheimekuai!
woxianghoutuiyibu:“woshinidezhuli,bunengduiniyousirenqinggande。”
tabulengbudan:“niyepei。”
shuowan,tazhuanshenguanmen,jiangwogejuezailemenwai。
yanggedexunwenconglimianchuanlai:“sheia?”
zhuyuanhuifudao:“wusuoweideren。”
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祝渊固然**,
dandiertianyizaojiuyaoqichuangsihoudamingxingdeshenghuogeng**。
worenmingdiquhanzhudamingxingqichuang,anpaihaoyitiandexingchenghousongtashanglu。
上剧组的路。
zhudamingxingdaizhegemojing,wangfujiashishangkukuyizuo,gensuoyourenqianletayibaiwanside。
拽的二五八万。
jintiandepaisherenwuhenjiandan,zhuyaoshipainanzhubeifanpaizhuisha,luoshuidexifen。
changjingjiandan,danbingbuqingsong。
yandaoweilehaiyuanzhenshichangjing,xuanzeleweiyujiaoqudeyichuhujing。
hushuichenjing,beizhouweishumuhuanrao,queshishichupiandehaofengjing。
zhuyuanhuanhaoxifuhou,huazhuangshishanglaibuzhuang。
wozhaolekuaishitouzuozhe,tinganquanyuangenyandaojiangzhuyishixiang。
“zhengpianshuiyubushen,yanyuanmenyedouyoufanghu,jibenshangbuhuiyoudawenti。”
“jiushiyinweidishiyuanyin,dongnanjiaorongyichuxianxuanwo,yaoliyuanyidian。”
juzuxuandingdepaishedidianzaixinanjiao,julidongnanhaiyouhenzhangyiduandejuli。
jibenbuyongdanxinanquanwenti。
wosuijizhuantouqukanzhudamingxing,jiankuanyaoxituizhang,huoshengshengdeyifujiazi。
erqiefubaimaomei,zaiyangguangdezhaoshexiapifu......
嗯,怎么这么白?
wogangxiangshangqiangenhuazhuangshishuo,shaocadianfen,wojiazhugeyaojinicachengbaiqiangle。
quefaxianzhuyuandeetouyijingqinchulehanzhu。
......tazaihaipa。
wotoutoulatadaoyipang,kenengyinweitaiguojinzhang,zhuyuanguaiguaidigenwozou。
“nishibushi,pashui?”
zhuyuanminzhechun,yiyanbufa。
woyoudiandanyou:“yaobuwogendaoyanshuoyisheng,rangnizaixiuxiyihui?”
“汪遥玉。”
zhuyuanzhongyuchusheng,shengyinqueweiweizhandou。
“你真的很吵。”
kanchulaile,zhuyuanzheijiahuopashuipadeyaosi。
jiweizhunbei,changwuyijingzaicuiyanyuanshangchangle。
zhuyuanshangchangqian,wolanzhutadeshou:“shizaibuxingwogendaoyanshuoyiju。”
“nixianzaizhuangtaibuxing,yaobuzhaotishen?”
zhuyuanzhuantoukanwo,meiyouhuidawodewenti。
只是轻轻说了一声:
“wangyaoyu,woshiyimingyanyuan。”
wolengzhu,beitashuaikaileshou。
paishezhengtihenshunli,jinguanzhuyuanliansecangbai,danhaishihenhaodiwanchenglediyichangdexifen。
shenzhitayinweiyushuiertouluchudekongju,yunanzhucishidexinlizhuangtaihenfuhe。
yanjizhijiebipingchangshangleyigetaijie。
yandaodounandekuazan:“guorankanlewojidejuben,youjinbu。”
......suanle,haishibuchaichuanle。
zhishidangdierchangxishi,tianqizhoubian,humianxianshiqiledianxiaofeng。
suizhetianqibianyin,wuyunyixiaziyaxialai,fengyejianjianbianda。
wobujindanyoudiwangxianghumian。
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anquanyuanzaibangmanglajinshengzishijiaoxiadahua,zhuyuanbeituideyigeliangqiang,zhijiezhuiruhuzhong。
“祝渊!”
juzuderendoujile,weizaianshanghanta。
fengshengyuelaiyueda,shenzhichuifanleshengzilianzhedetiejia。
yanyuanshenshangdeanquanshengbenlaishiqibaohuzuoyong,
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zhuyuanzaishuizhongchenfu,takanshangqubuhuishui,qianglehaojikou。
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tadefangxiang......zaole!wangdongnanjiao!
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qiujidehushuibiwoxiangxiangzhonggengliangyixie,woshuixingbucuo,henkuaijiujiejinlezhuyuan。
danwomeixiangdao,buzhidaozheirenshidanchundehaipa,haishiyinweijiqiexunzhaoyikao。
zai**jintadeneiyike,tasimingdichanzhulewo。
xiangshiyongzhushengmingdezuihouxiwang。
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tatieshangwodehoubeishi,wonengmingqueganjuedaotadexintiaohenkuai。
dantabaowotaijin,wojihuyaochuanbuguoqi。
“祝渊!祝渊!!”
woshijinghuantademingzi,xiwangtanengganjinqingxingguolai。
没用。
tajinzhangdeyaosi,wanquankongzhibulezijiqiushengdebenneng。
wozhinengjinliqiaoyunta,shundaienzhetadenaodairangtaduoqiangjikoushui。
就当报仇了。
jiejuehaotahou,wojinpilijin,zhipingzhebennengsisizhuazheshengzi。
zheishiwomendezuihoushengji。
zaibeilashangandezuihouyimiaoqian,wohunleguoqu......
不给大明星当狗后