《我祝爸爸多添私生子,干妈吓疯了》 小说介绍
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mamashengchusitaishi,babazhengweiganmahuaishangyitaijubei。
ganmaertaixianhuaineitian,zuitengaiwodejiujiubeicheliunianchengrouni。
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tamanlianhongguangmozheganmadeduzi:“junyao,niyaoyoudidile。”
wolengxiaoyisheng:“shenmea?shuobudinghuaidewoyeyeni!”
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父亲见状皱起眉。
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xujinzhudunshiliansecanbai。
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tongganfanerrangwodetounaoqingmingbushao。
ruguowozhiyichuochuanxujinzhu,zhihuirangfuqingengjiaweihuta。
neimeyiqiedouhuixiangqianshiyiyang。
wotaishoumolebalian,xuedoucengzailelianshang,quezhanqishenduizhexujinzhushenshendijuleyigong:
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qinqimenjiaotoujieer,qieqiesiyu,danshengyinquezuyinengrangwomentingqing:
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xujinzhutingjianqinqimenzheiyangshuo,lianseshabai,xianxiezhanbuwen。daizhekuqiangjieshidao:
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babayemangzhanqishenfuzhuta,bangzhedayuanchang:
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wochenluanbamamadejiubeihuanjilexujinzhu。
shangbeizimamabeirenxiayao,genyigemoshengnanren**zhetangzaichuangshang。
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kebabayijuhuameishuo,zhuantoujiuzou。
cihouerrenxingtongmolu,zuizhonglihun。
wohemamachajiankong,baojing,douwuguo,suoyourendouzhiyimama。
daosineitianwocaizhidao,shixujinzhuwangjiulixialeyao!
xujinzhujianqinqimendeyilunjianjianpingxi,jubeizoudaomamamianqian:
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xujinzhujianmamayiyinerjin,nanyanxiaoyi。
linnaojianzhuangnaozheshuo:“neiwoyeyaojingjiejie。”
gangshuowanmengditaiqibeizipolewoyishen!
qianshiwoyizhiyiweishibofubomujiaozonglinnao。
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xianzaitadoububiezhehuaile,zhijiemingzheqifuwo。
qinqimendehuolizhuanxiangleta:
“zheilinnaozenmenengzheimemeilimao?”
bomuqidedangchangchexialinnaokaishidatade**。
henkuai,tadekushengxiangchezhenggecanting。
“meishi,xiaohaizibudongshi。”
wolanzhubomu,laqilinnao:
“biekule,woquweishengjianshoushiyixia,yedaitaxixilian。”
qitaqinqiyoukaishikuazanwodongshi,fuqinliansehuanhebushao。
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“zhuangshenme!woaidaquanshiyinweini!”
我循循善诱道:
“shibuguaini,danyebuguaiwo。”
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linnaoyanjingliangle,jizhejiuyaochuqubaochou。
wotuikaiweishengjiandemen,shengyinqingdezhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingdao:
“neiniyouyaoaimale,chufei…tazaiyemeibanfagaonidezhuangle。”
chuquhou,jiayanyidaoweisheng,xujinzhudelianjiafanzhebuzhengchangdechaohong:
“laolin,wohaoxiangheduole,ninengfuwohuiwuma?”
babameitouqingcu,haishichanfuzhetawangloutizou。
xujinzhuzhenggerendaozaibabashenshang,xiongfujintiezhetadeshoubei。
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diertianxujinzhuzuozaicanting,liansenankan。
“ganma,zuowanxiuxidehaihaoma?”
tingdaowodehua,xujinzhujiansixiawuren,chongzhewocuidao:
“wojiuzhidaoshini!nizhangbenshile,yiweizheiyangwojiuhuiliuchanma?”
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womolebalian,tigaoyinliang:
ninshuoshenmewotingbutaidong!”
xujinzhulikui,yibawuzhuwodezui,zaiwoerbianshuo:
“siyatounibiedeyi,xinbuxinwohenkuairangnimeima!”
wodeyanjingshunjiandengdegunyuan,xiangshuohuadanzhinengfachujuewangdewuyan。
zheishimenlingxiangle,shilinnao。
babatingdaoshengyinyexialelou。
jianlairenle,xujinzhuzheicaisongkaiwo。
babayikandaoxujinzhujiumianlukuise,zhuanerduiwohelinnaoshuo:
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tanianjixiao,henkuaijiubazuotiandebuyukuaiwangganjingle,tiantiandijiaowojiejie。
haishuowoyagenbuxiangxujinzhushuodeneimehuai。
我笑着对林闹说:
“wodangranbushihuairenle,zongshuobierenhuaideren,caishihuairenduiba?”
huijiaganghaoganshangfandian,woranglinnaoshangloujiaowobahexujinzhuchifan。
piejiantamenxialou,wolangshengdao:
“lisao,wobangninbahongjiunazhuoshangquba!”
huayingangluo,daizheyuanqidelinnaohenhendituileyibaxujinzhu。
“啊!”
suizhexujinzhudejinghu,babachongleguoqu,dianzaitadeshenxia。
xujinzhudiaoxialaizazaibabashenshang,dangchanghemengle。
tahuanguoshenganjinmolemozijideduzi,caikanjiandixiaderen,shengyindoudoule:
“laolin,nizenmele?”
mamayechongguoqu,dahan:
“lairen!kuaijiaojiuhuche!”
babatengdeliansecanbai,etoushangquanshihan。
tayazhesangziwen:“hai,haizimeishiba?”
xujinzhubiankubianwuzheduzihuida:“haizimeishi,nibuyaohewo!”
救护车很快来了。
mamaluomodizhanzaiyipang,kanzhetamenbeidaizou。
linnaoyebeizheimedadezhenzhanghehuaile,baozhewodetuiwawadaku。
houlai,bofuguolaijiezouleta。
yinqiangjiujishi,xujinzhudehaizibaozhule。
erbabashangshiyanzhong,suibaozhuxingming,danluoxiazhongshencanji。
tayihouzhinengyilunyidaibu。
ciqianbabazaigongsiduduanzhuanxing,mamatuijuerxianhouzaiyemeiyoucanyugongsishiwu。
rujintaxingdongshouxian,hetongqianshuhekehujieqiadenggongzuojieyoumamajieshou。
mamabagongsihejialideshiqingdouchulidejingjingyoutiao。
yinweibabaduiwaiderensheshiaiqiainvdeqiyejia,suoyijibianjialifashengjubian。
xujinzhudeweiyirenwuhaishishenghaizi。
ketayitianmeiliuchan,weijijiuhaimeijiechu。
babacanjideshihaishichuandaoleyizhizaishanliyinjudeyeyeneili,taerhuabushuojiuganlaile。
fanzhuoshangdefenweihenweimiao,zuoleyidazhuoderen,sheidoubuganshuohua。
xujinzhujiazhuangwuyiditiqihuatou:“junyao,nishoushangdehongshengtinghaokan。”
wowozhekuaizideshoumeidong,danxiaodao:
“baopingande,ganmaxiangyaoyejininayige。”
徐金珠追问:
“nizheishinaerde?qianzhenziwoweinibaqiuledaopinganfu,nibangwokankanbei。”
yubanachuyizhangshangmianhuamanfuzhoudehuangzhi。
wopiaoleyiyan,yuqiqingsong:
“ganmahaixinzheige?wozhiqianqushanliwan,yougelaodaoshijiwoyigeleisidehuangzhi,shuoshinengquchong,nikanshibushihenideyoudianxiang?”
wotanshendiguoqu,xujinzhuxiayishidimengbashousuohui。
houlaicaifajuezijifanyingguoda,zhinengyanshenshanshuodijiexia。
meixiangdaotanaguoquhou,shunjianliansedabian,zhanqishenjiubafupaizaizhuoshang,lishengdao:
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gangkaishiqizuibasheliaotiandeqinqimendoutingxiakanta。
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babawenyan,zhouranyansu,shiyixujinzhujixu。
“laolinweilebaohuwocanjihou,woyizhixiangbumingbailinnaoweishenmeturanhuiduiwozuozheimehendudeshiqing!”
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bomudiyigechulaifuhe。
“jiushi!womenjialinnaopingshizhishitanwan,zenmekenengturanzuochuneizhongshiqing。”
qitaqinqiyediantouzantong:
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babaduanqiyanqianderetangjiuchongwopoguolai:
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mamayitingjile,mangquandao:
“junyaobushineizhongren!kendingyouwuhuia!”
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xujinzhuyijuhuajiqilesuoyourendefennu。
youhaojigerenlikechongguolaibawokunzaiyizishang。
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“不要啊!”
muqinhandesixinliefei,shenzhiguixiaquqiuqitaren。
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xujinzhuhuahaimeishuowan,babaliansetieqingdihandao:
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wojingkongdikanzheyanqianzheiqunmingweiqinrenderen。
bofuyibazhuaiqilaiwodetoufamadao:
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xujinzhudeyiditingzhedaduzinaqishengzi,yeyaogenzhebangwoma。
jiuzaizheishi,yizhanghuangfucongtadeyijiaopiaoluodaodishang。
yizhimeishuohuadeyeyeturandaheyisheng,hunzhuodeyanjingdengdeliuyuan。
“慢着!”
tayouxieyouyu,dandaodihaishinianqilaineizhangfuzhou,zaikanqingdeshunjianmengdishuaichuqulaoyuan,fangfobizhibuji。
xujinzhudengshiliansecanbai,huangluandejiuyaoqujianqifuzhou。
“这......”
haimeikaojinjiubeiyeyejiejieshishishuaileyibazhang!
“混账东西!”
suoyourendoubeituruqilaidefanzhuanjingdao,yishijianyaquewusheng。
 
                 我祝爸爸多添私生子,干妈吓疯了
                                我祝爸爸多添私生子,干妈吓疯了