《参加综艺,私底下和同组的嘉宾聊天》 小说介绍
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「dashaoye,nihuilaile。」liuguanjiagongjingdidazhaohu。
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「laoyezaishufang。」liuguanjiakanzheqitianqishixiongxiongdeyangzi,zaicichushengtixing:「laoyezuijinshentibuhao,shaoyeduodandaixie。」
qitiandiantoubiaoshizhidaole。
「叩叩」
「jin。」laoyezideshengyinyoudianyouqiwuli。
「爷爷好!」
laoyezizhengkaiyanjingpieleyiyan:「zhongyushedehuilaikanwozheibalaogutoule!」
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qitianchushengdaduan:「suoyimuyundeshiqingshiyeyezuode,duima?」
laoyezimeihaoqidishuo:「nidouzhidaole。」
「为什么?」
「nishiwoqijianguodesunzi,zhaoduixiangziranshimendanghuduidehao。wohaimeiwennini,nihelaolitamenjiadesunnvxiangchudezenmeyang?」
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说完祁天夺门而出。
liuguanjiaganjinlaichakanlaoyezideqingkuang:「laoye,yaobuyaochixieyaohuanhuan。woxiangxindashaoyehaishizaiqitoushang,dengtaqixiaole,tahuihuilaixiangnindaoqiande。」
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「damendemimanimeiyougai。woyishijiuchenggongle。kuaidianquxishou。yihuichifan。」
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「wozuotianjiubanjinlaile。yinweini,wozanshibeijulebujinsaile。tamenrangwozuijinbiechuxianzaijulebufujin。womeiyoudifangqu,diyigexiangdaodejiushini。」
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「wozhidaolewoyeyezhaoguonideshiqing。woshiwo,wodeyeyedaibiaobulewo。wohewodeyeyechaojiale,woxianzaishiyoujiayehuibuqule。」
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我满脸黑线。
qitianjiuxiangyigegoupigaoyaoyiyangganbuzou,wozhihaodayingtazhuxia。
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meitianzaoshangyijuexinglaijiuhuiyouzuohaodezaocan;kelelimayourenjinidaoshui。
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zhibuguocaiguoquleyigeduoxingqi。
dangwozhandaotizhongchengshangfachulejianruidebaoming:「aaaa。」
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「wopanglezhengzheng4jin。」woyukuwulei,yaoyaoyuzhui。
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「200mihouzuo6!」
「收到。」
「zhuyile!500mihouyou4zhijiaowanshouyoumen!」
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qitianyaozhehoucaoya,diyudao:「kuaile。」
 
                 参加综艺,私底下和同组的嘉宾聊天
                                参加综艺,私底下和同组的嘉宾聊天