《科幻:笨蛋先祖本喵不许你摆烂!》 小说介绍
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linyuqingdezuijiaochoudongliangxia,turan"puchi"xiaochusheng。taxiaoqilaishizuolianyougexiaojiuwo,
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taanxiashouhuande【wuzhizhongzu】jian,lanmingdeyijianjiutxuzailanguangzhongbianchenglemaomiwo。"duibuzhulaxianzu。
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tade**banxingjizhanjianwazini?"zaoyabendanxianzu~"lanxiaomiaobaozhemaoliangguanpiaojinlai,
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danqijizaicifasheng——linyuqing"gege"xiaoqilai,jiuwolishengmanyangguang:"shia,
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lanxiaomiaodeshouhuanquebuzhuodaoleguanjianci:【yaowubuzu】【yiyuanlaidian】。
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yingguangmoshuizaiheianzhonggoulechu【dishijiexingjidongmanzhan】deziyang。tashouzhiqingdian,
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shangpuchuanlailanmingmimihuhudeshengyin:"banyebushuijuegaoshenme...""zhongdafaxian!"lanxiaomiaobengqilai,
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houjiegundongleyixia:"neizala...woshishuozheitai...""wanmeiduiba?
"lanxiaomiaoyijingzaidajuweibashangbangleliangchi,"pingweichongwufenwomenyenaxia!"dajufachujuewangde"miao",
weibamaozhachenglepugongying。---dongmanzhandangtian,lanmingzhanzaigengyishijingziqian,
juedezijixianggebeibaozhuangguodudetaikongguantou。jijiafudeguanjiechuhuisuizhehuxifaguang,
xiongjiashanghaiyoulanxiaomiaotoutoujiade"aixingongji"anniu。"wokanqilaixianggeshazi。"tadunangzhe。
"shixianglianaizhongdeshazi!"lanxiaomiaodiaozhengzhezijierduoxingzhuangdefaka——tabanchenglejixieshouyouzai,
weibalizangzhequanxitouyingyi。huichangrukouchurenchaoyongdong。lanxiaomiaodeshouhuanturanzhendong,
xianshi【mubiaojuli20mi】。tadianqijiaojian,
zaizandongderentoujianbuzhuodaoyimoshuxidexingkonglan——linyuqingzhengtuozhexinglixiangzouxianghoutai。"kuai!
zuozhankaishi!"lanxiaomiaomengtuilanming。"dengdengwohaimeizhun——"taichile。lanmingliangqiangzhezhuangkaizhanweilianzi,
zhijiepujinzhunbeiqu。dangtashoumangjiaoluanzhuazhushenmebaochipinghengshi,tingdaoyishengshuxidejinghu。
linyuqingzhanzaihuazhuangjingqian,yinhegejidefuzhuangcaichuandaoyiban。xingguangcaizhidebuliaobanguazaijianshang,
luchubaixidehoubeihexianxidejiandai。tashoulihainazhefaguangdehuazhuangshua,cikezhengzhenjingdizhizhelanming。
"ni...cosdeshizero?"lanmingdedanaochedidangji。tatoukuimianzhaoyinhuxijicuerqiwu,
shouzhihaigouzherenjiayaojiandetoumingpiaodai。"wo...neige..."tadeshengyintongguotoukuibianshengqichuanchu,
xiangbeiqiazhubozidejiqiren。lanxiaomiaocongfengxijijinlaijiuchang:"yuqingjiejie!womenzhuanmenlaijiniyingyuande!
"taanxiamimianniu,lanmingdexiongjiaturandanchuaixinquanxidanmu:【yuzhoudiyikeai!
】linyuqingdeyanjingdengdeyuanyuande,turan"puchi"xiaochusheng。taxiaoqilaishijiemaoshangdexingfensusudiaoluo,
xiangsaleyibayinhesuipian。"bangwoxixiabeihoudekouzi?"tazhuanguoshen,shengyinqingdexiangyumaofuguo,
"zheitaofuzhuang...yigerenhennanchuanhao..."lanmingdeshouzhidoudexiangzaoyudiancifengbao。
dangzhijianbuxiaoxinpengdaolinyuqingbeishangdejifushi,
liangrendezhinengshebeitongshifachu"di"dexiangsheng——lanxiaomiaodeshouhuanxianshi【xintiaotongbulvtupoyuzhi】。
---bisaixianchangjuguangdengciyan。linyuqingzaitaishangxuanzhuanshi,qunbaisachudequanxixingguangrangquanchangjingtan。
lanmingxianggebenzhuodeqishizhanzaitaice,jijiafuyinweijinzhangbuduanbianhuanyanse。"xianzu!gainishangchangle!
"lanxiaomiaomengchuotahoubei。anzhaojihua,lanmingyaozaicaiyihuanjie"yiwai"dengchangpeihe。
dandangtadexuezikazaiwutaifengxishi,jihuachedituogui——zhenggerenpudaozailinyuqingjiaobian,
mianzhao"ka"dishuaikai。guanzhongxibaofachuxiaosheng。lanxiaomiaowuzhuyanjing,
quecongzhifengkandaobukesiyideyimu:linyuqingyouyadidunxia,shenshoufuqilanming。jixinggaici:"kan,
wodeqishiweiwoqingdaoleni。"tadeerjianfanhong,danshengyinwenwende,
"jiexialaiqingxinshang...womendejixingbiaoyan。"yinlexiangqishi,lanmingjiangdexiangkuaimuban。
dandangtawuyizhongduishanglinyuqinggulideyanshen,
mouzhongkaiguanbeidakaile——tayouxilikuliandejixiewudongzuoxingyunliushuibanzhanxianchulai,
jijiafudeguangxiaowanmeikadian。quanchangfeiteng。lanxiaomiaojidongdiqiazhudajude**,huanlaiyishengqilide"miaoao!
"下台时,
linyuqingdeshouzirandidazailanmingbeijiashang:"meixiangdaonitiaowuzheimehao...""youxililiande。
"lanmingnaotou,toukuiyouwaile,"qishiwobijiaoshanzhang——""yo,zheibushi'piwangqishi'ma?
"zhanghaodaizhesangegenbanduzhutongdao,shexiangtouzhijieduidaolanminglianshang,"zhibojiandelaotiemen,
kankanfeichainanzenmezhuang——"linyuqingturanshangqianyibu。
tashouzhongdexingguangquanzhang"buxiaoxin"huaguozhanghaodeshebei,yizhendianliushenghou,zhibojianturanheiping。"qiguai。
"linyuqingzhazhewugudedayanjing,"nideshoujihaoxiangzhongbingdule?
"lanxiaomiaodeshouhuanquebuzhuodaoquanzhangjianduanshanguodeliangziganraobowen。gengqiguaideshi,
dangbowensaoguozhanghaodexianglianshi,neimeidiaozhuijingfachuzhiyouweilaikejicaiyoudegongzhenpinlv。
---huichengdeditieshang,linyuqinghanjiandichenmo。tabuduanchakanshouji,meitouyuezhouyuejin。
"yiyuanlaidexiaoxi?"lanmingxiaoxinyiyidiwen。linyuqingmengditaitou,
yanlishanguoyisijingti:"nizenmezhidao...""nibeibaoshangbiezhezhuyuanbutongxingzheng。"lanmingzhilezhi,
"wo...zhiqianquguo。"qishishilanxiaomiaozuowanheijinyiyuanxitongchadaode。
dancikelanmingyanzhongdeguanqiewubizhenshi。linyuqingdejianbangmanmanfangsong:"babadejianchajieguo...butaihao。
"tamosuozhecosfushangdexingguangtiepian,
"texiaoyaotaiguile...zheicibisaijiangjinbenlai..."lanmingdeshouturanfushangtadeshoubei。
lianggerendouheleyitiao,dansheidoumeichoukai。"huihaode。"lanmingdeshengyinbirenheshihoudoujianding,"yidinghui。
"linyuqingdeyankuangweiweifahong。taditoushi,yidileizhuluozailiangrenjiaodiedeshoushang,jianqixixiaodexingguang。
lanxiaomiaojiazhuangzhuanzhulumao,
shouhuanqueqiaoqiaojiluzhe:【qingganniudaiqiangdu+300%】【jianyi:lijishishibjihua】。tawangxiangchechuang,
daoyingzhongneizhijixieqingtingzaicichuxian,zhengxuantingzaizhanghaodejianbangshang。erzhanghaodezuijiao,
guazhebusirenleideguiyiweixiao。diwuzhang:dianjingyuniguangyaojilanxiaomiaodeweibabianxiangtianxianyiyangshudebizhi。
tapazaisushedibanshang,shouhuantouyingchudequanxibinglixuanfuzaibankong,
mimimamadeshujuliuzhongtiaodongzhejigehongsejinggao。"yuqingjiejiedebaba..."tachuokaishenzangsanweitu,
bingzaoquyushanshuozhebuxiangdeziguang,"xuyaoniguangdanbaiyizhiji?""shuorenhua。
"lanmingzhengwangdajutoushangzhandianjingzhanduitiezhi,jumaoshengwukeliandirentabaibu。"jiushichaoguidetexiaoyaola!
"lanxiaomiaodiaochujiage——shuzihoumiandelingduodenengraodiqiubanquan,
"yiyuqingjiejiedagongdeshouru..."quanxiyingxiangturanshanshuo,
tiaozhuandaobendixinwenyemian:【gaoxiaodianjingdasaikaimuguanjunjiangjin50wan】。
peitushikuazhangdeyouxijiaosehaibao,qiahaoshilanmingzuishanzhangde《xingjizhengtu》。
yirenyimaoyiweilairentongshitaitou,liuzhiyanjingliangdexiangfaxianlaoshudong。"baomingjiezhijintianwuye!
"lanxiaomiaoyijingdakaibaomingyemian,"xianzunipaimingduoshao?
:"neizala...jiu...qianwubai..."lanxiaomiaomiyandiaochutadezhenshizhanji——quanfudi37ming。
taliezuiyixiao,luchuxiaohuya:"sahuanghuibiantutoue!"daju"miao"difuhe,
weibapaidazhelanmingzangqilaidebisaiyaoqinghan。---shenyedexunlianshili,
lanmingdeheiyanquanzaipingmuguangxiaxiangliangtuanyuqing。tashouzhizaijianpanshangfanfei,jiaosezaiqianglindanyuzhongchuansuo。
lanxiaomiaoquansuozaipangbiandelanrenshafali,haqianliantian。"dishigexiaoshile..."tarouzheyanjing,
"weilairenyeyaoshuijuede...""zuihouyiju。"lanmingshengyinshaya,danyanjingliangdefanchang。
pingmushangtiaochu【victory】shi,tahuranwen:"weilai...yiliaohenfadaba?
"lanxiaomiaodekunyishunjianfeizou。takandaolanmingpingmujiaoluokaizhelinyuqingpengyouquan——zuixinzhaopianli,
bingchuangshangdelinfushoubeichamanguanzi。"aizhengdounengzhila!"tabengqilaizhuanquan,
"namijiqirensousousouzuanjinxueguan,xiangxiaoqingjiegongyiyang...yi?
"tadeshouhuanturanfachu"didi"jingbao。zuowantoutousaomiaodebinglixianshixinbianhua:【shengongnengjijuehua】。
更奇怪的是,
yaowufanyingshujuzhongchuxianyichangbodong——mouzhongchengfenyu21shijiyaowuchanshengleliangzijiuchanxiaoying。
"bixujiakuaijindu!"lanxiaomiaomengdizhuailanmingyiling,"bisaitiqiandaomingtianle!
"lanmingbeiledezhifanbaiyan:"sha?!""guanfanggonggaoshuo..."lanxiaomiaokuaisuliulanwangye,turanjiangzhu。
biangengtongzhideipdizhizhuizongxianshi...laizizhanghaodezhibogongsi?chuangwaiyidaofanguanglveguo。
jixieqingtingtingzaichuangtai,fuyanyouyoudidingzhetamen。---bisaixianchangrenshengdingfei。
lanxiaomiaobaozhedajuzuozaiqianpai,bozishangguazhezizhide"lanminghouyuanhui"yingguangpai。dajudaizheminierji,
shibushi"miao"yisheng,xiangshizaijieshuo。"xianzaijinchangdeshi——"zhuchirenlazhangshengdiao,
"shenmixuanshou'neizala'!"juguangdengxia,lanmingchuanzhelanxiaomiaolianyegaizaodezhanduifudengchang。
buliaolibianzhideguangdaoxianweisuixintiaobianhuanyanse,cikezhengyinjinzhangerfengkuangshanshuozihong。
duishouxizuozheweimianguanjun,shenhougenzhezhenggelaladui。erlanmingzheibianzhiyoushijinghuiwuyingguangbangdelanxiaomiao,
he...zhengzaitiandandandedaju。"bieshuabendanxianzu!"lanxiaomiaodahan,"yuqingjiejiezaikanzhibo!
"lanmingshouyidou,chadianpengfannengliangyinliao。guanzhongxijiaoluo,linyuqingdeshenyingyishanerguo。
 
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