《面对黄谣,我伸舌头》 小说介绍
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woshifafengwennvzhu,quechuanchenglebeiwumiezaibangongshililuangaodewonangshechu。
yizhengyan,wozhengbeitongshizhizhebiziyinyang。
kanzhetaduidaowolianshangdeshouzhi。
woweiweiyixiao,hanleshangqu。
.......
chuanguolaiqian,wozhengzaiyanhuishanggaoshenglangsongyuhualaoshidedazuo:
“laotianye,nixia*ba,*siwoba。”
xiayimiao,wochuanyuele,haichuanchengleyigewonangshechu。
原主叫许长安。
zuotianxiabanhou,tongshidaizhenanyouzaitagongweishangfanyunfuyu。
quebeijiabandelingdaozhuanglegezhengzhe。
tongshiduozaizhuozidixiayijuhuadoubushuo,ranglingdaowuyiweishiyuanzhuzaitouqing。
jiashangmeiyoukaideng,jiankongshebeilaojiu,yemeipaiqingchurenlian。
yushiyuanzhujiugengjiabaikoumobianle。
dangwan,yuanzhuzaibangongshiligouyinnanrenhuangyinwuchidexiaoxijiuchuanbianlezhenggegongsi。
diertianshangbanhou,yuanzhuzhaodaotongshixiangrangtajieshi。
quemeixiangdao,haimeikaikou,jiubeitongshifanyaoleyikou。
“xuzhangan,nizenmehaihaoyisilaigongsia?”
“zhangdetingqingchun,meixiangdaowandezheimehua。”
“gennizuotongshiwozhenshidaolebabeizimei。”
wozhengkaiyan,kandaoyanqiandenvhaixiaodeelie。
wozainaohailibiduileyixia。
meicuo,tajiushineigetouqingdenvtongshi,guyuexin。
mingbaile,tashixiangyindaoyulun,rangwonangdeyuanzhuchedititabeixiazheikouheiguo。
guyuexinheyuanzhushiyigexiaozudegongzuohuoban,tayizhijiduyuanzhudegongzuonengli,duociqianggong。
zuijinyaoshengzhikaohe,anzhaoyuanzhudenengli,jueduinengpingshang。
她要抢走这个机会。
yushijiufashenglezheijianshi。
xianglai,zheishizaoyimouhuahaodeyichangzaizang。
woxiaohualesuoyoujiyi,tanlekouqi。
xianzaizheigeqingkuang,zhenshi......
太适合我发疯了吧!
哈哈哈哈!
wopadeshuaileguyuexinyigedaerguang:
“zuizheimechou,shichishilema?”
guyuexinmeixiangdaoyizhiweiweinuonuoderenhuifankang,genbenmeiyoufangbei,zhijiebeiwodameng。
tabukezhixindiwuzhelian,lingyizhishouzhizhewo:
“ni......nigandawo?”
woyibazhuazhuleguyuexindeshouzhi。
“打的就是你。”
“zuotianbushinizaiwogongweishangma?xianzaizaizheigoujiaoshenmeni。”
guyuexindelianshangshanguoyisihuangluan,danhenkuaijiubeiyalexiaqu。
“shenmewozai?niyouzhengjuma?”
“xiaoxinwogaonifeibang!”
“niganzuohaibuganrenle?a——”
tahaimeishuowan,jiubeiwoyigecechuaifangdaozaidi。
xianglaitashijuedejiankongbuqingchu,womeibanfazizheng。
danshi——fafengxuyaozizhengma?
woxingfendizuozailetashenshang,yibazuanzhuletadeshouzhi。
“ganggangnijiushiyongdezheigenshouzhizhidewoba?”
她慌张地大喊:
“xuzhangan!nixiangganma!darenshiyaofuxingshizerende!”
“heiheiheihei,fangxin,wobudani。”
zaitajingkongdemuguangzhong,woliekaizui,yikouhanzhuletadeshouzhi。
“啊!!!”
guyuexinfachujianruibaoming,kaishifengkuangdishuaishouxiangyaozhengtuowo。
“hahahahahahahaha!”
我更兴奋了。
wotuchuletadeshouzhi,ranhoutianshangletadeshoubei。
yibiantian,yibianfachu“zuozuozuo”deshengyin。
zaitashoubeishang,shangyanleyigezhenrenbandedashetoukuangshuaibiaoqingbao。
“啊!!!”
guyuexinyishengjianjiao,shichuquanshenliqituikailewo,liangundaipadipaodaobangongshimenkou。
zhenggerenzhanghonglelian,pengzheshouhenhendidengzhewo。
我邪魅一笑:
“zenme?haibuquxishou?nishihaixiangwenwenma?”
“shunbianzaibangwojiandingyixiayoumeiyoukouchou,xiexie。”
“niyaoshizaixihuan,wochenshuijuedeshihoujiniliuchuyipingxiangshuiyebushibuxing。”
guyuexinzhongyuchengshoubuzhu,bengkuidaku,paojinleweishengjian。
erpangbian,yizhizaikanxidetongshimenyijingshihua,doudairuomujidikanzhewo。
woduitamenbaoyiyigeheshandeweixiao:
“你们也想要吗?”
“嘬嘬嘬。”
“嘬嘬嘬。”
woshenzhezuizaibangongshikuangben,kaiqile3dhuanraoshide“zuozuozuo”。
yishijianchangmianhunluan,suoyourendouhefengle。
“nibuyaoguolaiaaaa!”
canjiaoshengchongchizhezhenggebangongshi。
henkuaiwojiubeilingdaohanqutanhua。
zhenghao,woyexiangjianjianneigebufenqinghongzaobaijiukoushipenzidelaji。
 
                 面对黄谣,我伸舌头
                                面对黄谣,我伸舌头