什么？全世界都知道我是天师了？
《什么？全世界都知道我是天师了？》 小说介绍
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《什么？全世界都知道我是天师了？》 第1章 免费试读
大脑寄存处。
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北港大学！
门口。
lvshuchengyindexiaodaoshang，jigenvtongxuejianbingjianzouzhe。
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“啊？”
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“张怀玄？”
“jiushineigezhangdechaoshuai、shencaiyouhaodexuezhang？”
“dui，jiushita，jideneicinitoukantakanlezhengzhengwufenzhong，huidaosushehaitedixile**……”
“wei，nibieluanjiangma！”
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“zenmewotingshuozhanghuaixuan，shigedabiantai……”
“e？shenmeyisi？”dajiaxinlidoushidadadewenhao。
“tingshuotachongjinnvshengsushedeshihou，yangzihaitinglangbeide，kuzidoumeitihao，yikandaohanbing，shaduoyudehuadoumeishuo，zhijiejiu……caiqule……xiangdangzhijiedefangfa……”
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“zhei，zheiyetaiguoleba！”
jingya、yiwen、bujiehunzaiyikuaier。
zhengliaodefeifeiyangyangdeshihou。
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mingmingshizijichuyuhaoyiqujiuren，zenmejiuchenglebiantai？
真是无语！
zhanghuaixuanxinliananzhuomo，buguohuixiangqineitianwanshang，tadequebiaoxiandeyoudianlipu：kudaibansong，chuangjinnvshengsushe，juzhiqueshichurenyiliao。
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啧啧啧！
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“早上好！”
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jieguozhidedaoleyigemanshijiebeideyanshen，tafangfozaishuo：“liwoyuandianer，nizheigebiantai。”
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haoba，zheiyibo，kuidafale！
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简直亏到姥姥家了！
zhanghuaixuananranzuoxia，congbaolinachushuben。
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“听说你会驱邪？”
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她是夏青芊！
wenxuexishenzhiquanxiaogongrendenvshen，buzhishenmeshihouyijingzuodaoletapangbian。
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“yejiushidongyidiandianpimao……”
taqueshizhishidongdianjichu。
ranhou，tabankaiwanxiaodiwen：“banzhang，nijiubupawozhenshigebiantaima？”
xiaqingqianqingqingbainongzheerbiandefasi，yanshenwenrou，xiaorongmanman：“neinijuedenishima？”
“当然不是。”
zhanghuaixuanjianjuefouren，suijiyoujuedezheihuayoudianganga，haoxiangjingshenbingzaiziwobianjieside。
“woxiangxinni，zhanghuaixuan。”
xiaqingqianweiweiyixiao，hongchunqingqi，xinrenzhiyiyiyuyanbiao。
zhanghuaixuanyileng，shubenyoubeitamomodifanghuilebaoli。
aiqingdeweiguang，sihuzaitaxinzhongzhongranqilexiwangdehuoxing。
“nishuoniduiquxiezhidongyidian……”
xiaqingqianwaitou，yangguangsazaitajiebaidejifushang，xiangshijitadushangleyicengjinse，jiezhewendao：
“是跟谁学的呢？”
“我爸教的。”
zhanghuaixuanhuidadeganjingliluo，danxinliquexianqilebutongyiwangdebolan。
“你爸爸？”
xiaqingqiandemeimaoqingqingningzaiyiqi，zuijiaoguazheyimowanweideqianxiao。
“zhenmeixiangdao，shushujurandongzheige，tingyouyisidema。”
“zhishuowufang，woduizheixieyetingganxingqude……jiushibuzhidaogaizenmechenghushushuni？”
“张大腿。”
“哈？”
xiaqingqianyileng，ditoukanlekanzijidetui：“shenme？”
“zhangdatui，jiuzheigemingzi。”
张怀玄又说了一遍。
zheishi，xiaqingqiandeyanshenlishanguoyimoweimiaodebianhua，haoxiangturanfaxianleshenmebudeledemimiside。
“yuanlai，neixiechuanyanhaizhenbushikongxuelaifenga。”
tayouyoudidao：“niguozhenshigebiantai！”
“……”
zhanghuaixuanyishijianbuzhidaogaishuoshenme，lianmangjieshi：
“wobushirangnizhangdatui，woshishuowobademingzijiaozhangdatui！”
“真的假的？”
xiaqingqianmanlianhuyi，zheimingzi……
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“youxiaoguoma？yuanwangchengzhenlema？”
“没错！”
zhanghuaixuandiantoudao：“wobazichengfengshuigaoshou，jirenzhidianfengshuimijin。”
“zaiwobasuineinian，tashuojielegedadanzi，jiuquleyaoyuandebeifang，zhihoujiuzaiyemeiyouhuilaiguo。”
xiaqingqianmeirenzhuxiaolechulai，ganmangbaishoudaoqian：“baoqian，buyinggaixiaode，danshi……”
“没事。”
zhanghuaixuanshuanglangyixiao：“zheigushiqishimeineimebeishang……”
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tamendaodizailiaoxieshenme？
tamenzhijianyouhegongtonghuati？
大家都好奇极了。
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“**，tamenlianggejingranzuozaiyiqi？”
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“huibuhuishi，xiaxiaohuapianpianjiuhaozheiyikou？”
“？？？”
……
“zhangtongxue，xiaciliao！”
xiake**xiangqi，xiaqingqianhuishougaobie，xianxingliqu。
“回见。”
zhanghuaixuanyingleyisheng，xinliqueanziyaotou。
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buguo，tasihubingwueyi。
huoxu，talishuyuguanfang？
wanghou，zijiyanxinggengxujinshen。
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yidanbaolu，houguobukanshexiang，shenzhikenengdaozhibeigang，yindeyaomoguiguaifenzhitalai……
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neixiexielingeguijiuhuixiangwendaoxuexingdecangyingyibanfengyongershang，buguanenyuan，zhiqiurihounengxuanyao：
“laoziqinshougandiaolelonghushandetianshi！”
唉！
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zhenshiduoqingzongbeiwuqingshang。
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raner，qishenzhishi，tachajuedaozhouweidemuguanggengjiafuza……。
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nandaoyoushenmechoushenmeyuan？
laozizhishizuoziji，congbuzhaoreshifei！
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“？？？”
“**！”
jiaoshili，shengxiadenanshengdouyilianmangran，xianghuduishi。
youshiyigemeinv，erqiezisechuzhong，xianranshixuexiaolidelingyigexiaohua。
xianzai，xuexiaodezheixiexiaohuamen，zenmekaishiduizheige**biantaiganxingqule？
“tongxue，nijiaoshenmemingzi？womenhaoxiangmeijianguomian，zheiyangturanlazhewopao，butaiheshiba？nandaonibuzhidaowaimianshuowoshibiantaima？nandaobupawo……”
zhanghuaixuanbeitaladaolejiaoxuelouwai，ruguobushitazijiyuanyi，zheimerouruodeshentiyouzenmenengladongtafenhao？
wangzhetaxianxidebeiying，tamantouwenhao，banyihuobanwunaidizhuiwen。
shaonvmengditingxiajiaobu，huitouzhijian，leishuizaiyanzhongdazhuan，manshiweiquhejianjue：
“niyijingbiantailewoyici，wohaiyoushenmehaopade！”
“wo……neige……leniyici？”
zhanghuaixuanmannaoziwenhao，zaikanzheizhangbazhangdadejingzhiliandan，jiyiruchaoshuibanyonglai：“nishihanbingba？”
“yi，zheibushiwenxuexidehanbingma？”
“shia，zhenshikexilezheimehaodeyigemeinv……”