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zhongkandaozhangfushoujilineigemingwei“linjiadashi”dejiatingqunliaojilu......1.wohelinweidekaishi，
tianmidexiangpaozaitangshuili。jiaotangdecaihuibolijiangyangguangrousui，sazaitalianshang，tashuo『woyuanyi』shi，
shengyinliyouzhongjihutingbuchudejinzhang。neiyike，woxinle，xinlehunyinjiushitonghuadeyanxu。
hunliyishigangjieshu，siyiwennuandeshengyinhaizaikongqizhongpiaodang，
qinqimende『zhufu』jiupobujidaidiweileshanglai。『xiaoya，xinhunkuaile！zhuajinshijian，zaoshengguizi！
』sangupaizhewodeshou，sangmenhongliang。『duiduidui，nikanlinweizheitige，mingniankendingbaogedapangxiaozi！
』erjiumagenzhefuhe，yanshenzaiwoduzishangliuleyiquan。yizhangzhangduizhexiaodelian，
shuozhezui『chuantong』dejixianghua。**zailinweihuaili，zuijiaoguazhebiaozhundeweixiao，
xinliquexiangbeishenmedongxiqingqingzhuangleyixia，youdianmen。xianzaihuixiang，
neidagaijiushishenghuojiwoqiaodediyishengjingzhong，kexidangshixingfugantaisheng，wowanquanmeizaiyi。
2.hunhoudexiaorizi，qichuhaisuananwen。wohelinweiyiqibuzhixinjia，zhoumowozaishafashangkandianying，
xuezhezuocai，yiqiedouanbujiuban。danzheifenanninghenkuaibeidapole。popokaishisantianliangtoudiwangwomenzheierpao，
linzheshuiguo，dunzhetang，xuhanwennuanderangrenwufajujue。keliaozheliaozhe，
huatizongnengjingzhundiraohuishenghaizizheijianshishang。『xiaoyaa，zuijinshuidehaobuhao？shentiyaoyanghao，
dizihaolecairongyihuaishang。』『wokannizheiqise，deduobubu。nvrenma，qixuezulecaihaoshengyang。
』jiatingjucangengshichengletadezhuchang。『aiya，laolijianeigesunzi，zuotiangangmanyue，zhangdezhenzhuangshi！
』『gebizhangjiedeerxifu，tingshuoyouhuaishangle，zheidoudiergele！』meicitazheimeshuo，
xijiandemuguangjiuruoyouruowudipiaoxiangwo。linweini？tajiuzaipangbianheiheixiao，huozhejiwojiacai，『ma，
xiaoyazheibuhainianqingma，buzheji。』tadehuatingqilaixiangshizaiquanwei，quecongweizhenzhengdangzaiwoshenqian。
3.yinianguoqule，wodeduzihaowudongjing。popolianshangdexiaorongyuelaiyueshao，kanwodeyanshenyebianlewei，
congzuichudereqieqipan，daohoulaidefanfudaliang，zuihougancuidaishanglejifentiaotihelengdan。anshibianchenglemingshi，
pangqiaocejishengjiweihanshasheying。fanzhuoshang，tabayipanqingcaituidaowomianqian，『duochidianzheige，qingdandianhao。
』zhuantouyoujiaqiyikuaihongshaoroufangjinlinweiwanli，『nanrendeduochirou，shenticaizhuangshi。』youyici，
tadunlejitang，jiwoshengleyiwan，zijiquepiepiezui，『zheijia，haishidehuixiadancaixing，guangyangzhebuxiadan，
neiliuzheganma？』zhenggefantinganjingdekepa。linweizhongzhongkeleyisheng，shitudapoganga，『ma，kuaichifanba，
caidouliangle。』tadeshengyinbuda，tingbuchushenmeqingxu，gengxiangshitiaojianfanshedefanying。yalixiangshuiyiyang，
manmanmeiguotouding，rangwowufahuxi。wokaishizhengyezhengyedishuibuzhe，duizhejingzifanfukanziji，
shibushiwozhendeyoushenmewenti？neizhongziwofouding，jihuyaobawotunshi。4.wozhongyukangbuzhule，
zhaolegezhoumo，duizhengzaikanqiusaidelinweishuo：『women……quyiyuanjianchayixiaba。』linweimengdizhuanguotou，
yanjinglishanguoyisihuangluan，suijiyouhuifuchangtai，『haoduanduande，jianchashenme？』『yinianduole，
mayeyizhiniantao。qukankan，meiwentidajiadouanxin，youwentizaozhiliao。
』wonulirangzijideshengyintingqilaipingwen，budairenhezhize。tachenmolejimiao，butaiqingyuandidiandiantou，
『xingba。』5.quyiyuanneitian，talinshiyoushi，shiwoyigeren。guahao，paidui，mianduiyishenglengjingdexunwen，
tangzaibinglengdejianchachuangshang。gezhongyiqizaiwoshenshangtanxun，zhouweirendemuguangsihudoudaizhetanjiu。meiyicijiancha，
douxiangshizaigongkaizhanshiwodeshibai。dengdaijieguodeneijitian，shijianbeiwuxianlazhang。
wowushucizainaohailiyuyangezhongkeneng，anweiziji，yehehuziji。
nadaoneizhangxiezhe『yiqiezhengchang』dejianchabaogaodanshi，wozhangzhangdishuleyikouqi，
yazaixintoudejushisihubeibanzoule。kezheikouqihaimeiwanquansongxie，wojiuyishidao，
zheihuoxuyiweizhegengdademafan。guoran，huidaojia，popojieguobaogaodan，zixidikanleyoukan，
meitouyuezhouyuejin，xiangyizuosuishikenengbaofadehuoshan。jialidekongqifangfodouninggule，
yayiderangrenchuanbuguoqi。fuzhenshi，yishengfankanzhewodebaogao，youkanlekanpeitongdelinwei，
yuqiwenhedishuo：『nvfanggexiangjianchajieguodouzhengchang，congyoushengyouyudejiaodukaolv，
jianyinanfangyezuoge**changguijiancha。』zheihuayichukou，popolikexiangbeicaileweibademao，shunjianzhamaole。
『nanrennengyoushenmewenti？！』tatigaolesangmen，yuqijianruidexiangyibadao，
『womenlaolinjiajidairendoumeimaobing！kendingshinimenyiyuanbuxing，zheidianxiaomaobingdouchabuchulai！
』wozhuantoukanxianglinwei，tayanshenshanduo，zhizhiwuwudishuo：『wo……wonengyoushenmewenti，woshentihaodehen，
meitiandounengpaowugongli！』tajilifouren，lianshangxiemanlekangju，haiyouyisiwodangshimeinengwanquanlijiedehuangzhang。
『yishengzhishijianyi，chayixiadajiadoufangxin。』wokanzhelinwei，yuqijianding，burongzhiyi。wozhidao，
zheiyici，wobunengzaituisuole。wobixuweiziji，yeweiwomendehunyinzhengquyigedaan。zheiyici，
tameizaijianchi，zhishiliansebiandegengjianankan。woshenzhikandaotaetoushangshenchuleyicengximidehanzhu。
tashenxiyikouqi，mianqiangjichuyigexiaorong，『xing，chajiucha，shengdemazongxiacaoxin。』woxinliqueyinyinjuede，
shiqingkongpameineimejiandan。neitianwanshang，linweipotianhuangdihelehenduojiu，baozhewo，nannanziyu：『xiaoya，
nixiangxinwo，wozhendemeiwenti。』woqingqingpaizhetadebei，meiyoushuohua。jiujingmabiletadeshenjing，
quewufayangaitaneixinshenchudebuan。wokaishijuede，zheiduanhunyin，
yexucongyikaishijiubushiwoxiangxiangdeneimemeihao。6.linweinazheneizhangbobodejianchabaogaodanhuilaishi，
tianseyiranhenwan。talianshangneifushenqing，yuqishuoshishiluo，burushuoshihunbushoushe，zhenggerenxiangbeichoukongle，
zhishengxiayijukongqiao。woqiangyaxiaxintoudebuan，wenta：『jianchajieguozenmeyang？
』tahanhudiyingleyisheng『haixing』，shengyindidejihutingbujian，xiangshiconghoulonglijichulaide。shuowan，
bianmangjiangbaogaodansaijinlewoshichoutidezuishenchu，xiangshizangnishenmejianbuderendemimi，
zaiyebukenduotibangezi。tayueshizheiyang，woxinlideneikuaishitoujiuyueshixuanzailebankong，
buandeganjuexiangchaoshuibanyongshanglai。buduijing。taibuduijingle。jiexialaidejitian，
linweichedibianchengleyigechenmodeyaba，jialidekongqidoufangfoningguleyiban。tahuijiadejiaobuyeyuelaiyueman，
shenshangdejiuqiyeyuelaiyuezhong，youshishenzhidaizheyishennongzhongdezhifenwei，lingrenzuoou。gengrangwomaogusongrande，
shipoponeiyibaibashidudazhuanwandetaidu。neigepingriliduiwohengtiaobizishutiaoyan，shaoburuyijiuzhisangmahuai，
minglianlifengciwo『buxiadandemuji』，shengpawozhanlelinjiayicuntudidelaotaitai，
jingranxiangshizhuanlexingyiyang，duiwo『heyanyuese』qilai。tahuizhudongjiwojiacai，yinqindexiangshibianlegeren，
yuqiwenhedenengdichushuilai：『xiaoyaa，gongzuozaimangyeyaozhuyishenti，haizizheigeshiqing，jibulaide，
doushiyuanfen，fangkuanxin，a？』talianshangduizhecixiangdexiaorong，
yanjingliqueshanshuozhejinhulianminyoudaizhedianxingzailehuodeguangmang，kandewohoubeizhenzhenfaliang，hanmaodaoshu。
shichufanchangbiyouyao。tamenyidingyoushenmejingtianmimimanzhewo，erqiezheigemimi，jueduiyuwoyouguan！
yilvxiangfengzhangdeyecao，zaiwoxindizhagen，fengkuangchanrao，zhongyuneigelingrenzhixidezhouliuxiawu，chedibaofa。
7.neitianlinweinandezaijiaxiuxi，queturanjielegedianhua，shensecongcongdichulemen，
lianshoujidouwangzaileketingshafashang。shoujipingmuheichenchende，xiangyikuaichenmodemubei。wozouguoqu，
yuanbenzhishixiangshunshoubangtachashangchongdianqi，miandedengxiameidian。jiuzaiwodezhijianchupengdaoshoujideshunjian，
pingmuturanliangle，yitiaoweixintongzhitiaolechulai。laiziyigemingwei『linjiadashi』dequnliao。
wodexinzangmengdiyitiao，xiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdeshouhenhenzuanjin。zheigequn，wocongweijianguo，
shenzhicongweitinglinweitiqiguo。jinjiezhe，youdanchuyitiaoxinxiaoxiyulan，fasongrenheranshipopo：『weia，
yishengneibianwozaiqucuicui，nixianbaxiaoyawenzhu……』wenzhuwo？zheilianggezixiangyibafenglidedaoren，
shunjianhuapolewoguzuopingjingdeweizhuang，yiguhanyicongjiaodizhicuantouding。wenzhuwoshenme？weishenmeyaowenzhuwo？
wushuyiwenxiangchaoshuiyiyangyongshanglai，yigekepadeniantourutongshandianbanjizhonglewo，rangwoshunjianjiangzaileyuandi。
shouzhijihubushoukongzhidizhandouqilai，guishishenchadeliliangqushizhewo，diankaileneigequnliao。xingyundeshi，
huozheshuobuxingdeshi，jingranmeiyoumima。liaotianjilubingbusuanduo，danyingruyanliandemeiyigezi，
douxiangcuiledudebingzhen，henhenzhajinwodeyanjing，cichuanwodexinzang，zaiwodexueyelifengkuangmanyan。
popo：「weia，jianchajieguoqianwanbunengrangneinvrenzhidao！dasiyebunengshuo！jiushuoshitayouwenti，
shitabuxiadan，zanmenzaixiangbanfa。」gonggong：「dui，
jueduibunengrangtazhidaowomenlinjiayaojuehoushiyinweinizheigefeiwu。」linwei：「ma，ba，wozhidaole，
wohuiwenzhutade。yishengshuokeyishishishiguan……」popo：「shiguan？shiguangepi！yongsheide？
yonglailibumingdezhongzenmenengsuanwomenlinjiadehoudai！womenlinjiadexianghuo，bunengduanzainizheigefeiwushouli！」
gonggong：「（yigeshensishulvdebiaoqingbao）」gonggong：「yebushiwanquanmeibanfa……」
popo：「laotouzinideyisishi……？」linwei：「ba！ma！zhei，zheizenmexing！jueduibuxing！」
popo：「youshenmebuxingde？youshenmejueduibuxingde？doushenmeshihoule，haisiyaomianzi！zongbiduanlexianghuoqiang！
nibashentiyinglangzheni！jiuzheimedingle！nifuzeshuofuneigebuxiadandemuji，jiushuoshinidezhong，
womenzhaogekaopudesiliyishengcaozuo，chedijiejuezheijianshi！」……xueyefangfoshunjianninggule，
quanshendexueyedouxiangbeibingdongzhuleyiyang，tingzhileliudong。sizhoudeshengyindouxiaoshile，
zhenggeshijiefangfozhishengxialewoziji，wodeerbianzhishengxiazijileigubandexintiaosheng，
hexueyechongshangtoudingdewengmingsheng，zheneryulong。wujingzheng！linweicaishineigebunengshengdezuikuihuoshou！ertamen，
linjiazheiyijiazi，bujinheqihuolaiqipianwo，wumiewo，
shenzhihai……haisangxinbingkuangdixiangchuleruciwochuobukan，tuporenlundixian，lingrenzuooudedaiduzhuyi！
yonggonggongde……wodeweiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai，exinganfanjiangdaohaiyiyangyongshanglai，
wojinjindiwuzhezui,jihuyaodangchangtuchulai。wosisizuanzheshouji，zhijiashenshendiqiajinrouli，
zhijianchuanlaizuanxindetengtong，kaozhezheigujulie**shenjingdeliliangzhichengzhewo，
weichizhebinlinkuisandezuihouyisiqingming。woyongzhandoudeshouzhi，kuaisudijieping，
jiangzheixielingrenfazhideliaotianjilu，yizhangyizhangdibaocunxialai，zuoweiweilaichengtangdezhengju。shentishibinglengde，
xiangshizhuirulebingjiao，danxiongqiangliqueranqixiongxiongnuhuo，xianghuoshanjijiangbaofa，
jihuyaojiangwodelizhidoufenshaodaijin。8.wanshang，linweihuilaile，
popohegonggongyebuchuyiwaide,zhunshichuxianzaiketing。yijiasankou，bingpaizuozaishafashang，
ruowuqishidikanzhedianshiliwuliaodefeizaoju，ketinglichongmanlexujiade『jiatinghemu』defenwei，
fangfoshenmedoumeiyoufashengguo。womianwubiaoqingdizoudaotamenmianqian，lianselengdexiangqiannianhanbing，
muguangxiangdaofengyiyangruili。『liaoliaoba。』wodeshengyinpingjingdekepa，pingjingdebudaiyisiganqing，
fangfoshicongdiyushenchuchuanlaideshengyin。popolengleyixia，lianshangxuweidexiaorongjianglejiang，
suijiyouxiangbianxifayiyang，zhongxinguashangneifuxujiadexiaorong：『aiyo，xiaoyaa，liaoshenmeya？
jintiandewancanbuhenideweikouma？』linweideyanshenxiangzuocuoshidehaiziyiyang，shanduozhe，youyizhe，
jiushibuganzhengyankanwo。womeiyouxinqinghetamenxuyuweishe，yemeiyounaixinzaikantamenzhuoliedebiaoyan。
wozhijiecongbeihouchouchushouji，judaotamenmianqian，diankaixiangce，jiangneixiejietuyizhangyizhanghuaguo，
qingxidizhanshizaitamenyanqian。『zheige，‘linjiadashi’qun，nimenliaode，kezhenshirenaoa。
』linweidelianse『shua』diyixia，biandexiangyizhangbaizhiyiyangcanbai，
zuichunyekaishibushoukongzhididuosuoqilai。popolianshangdexiaorongshunjianjiangying，xiangshibeiyizhishoudouransidiaoleweizhuang，
querdaizhideshinaoxiuchengnudezhengning，tamengdizhanqilai，shenchushouzhi，
xiangshipofumajieyiyangzhizhewodebizi：『ni！nijingrantoukanwoerzideshouji？sheijinidedanzi！
dongbudongdezunzhonggerenyinsi！youmeiyouyidianjiaoyang！』『yinsi？』wolengxiaoyisheng，
zuijiaogouqiyimochaofengdehudu，muguangrutongcuiledudeliren，zhugesaoguotamenjinghuangshicuo，
fennuqiexinxudelian，『cehuazhezenmejiwopozangshui，zenmerangwoxiangfanzhigongjuyiyang，
jinimenlinjia‘jiezhong’shengzi，zheijiushinimenlinjiasuoweide‘yinsi’？
zheijiushinimensuoweide‘jiazumimi’？』『ni，nihushuoshenme！sheiponizangshuile！sheiyaojiezhongshengzile！
nishaozaizheilihushuobadao，wumiewomenlinjiaqingbai！』popoqijibaihuaidijianjiaoqilai，shengyinjianlicier，
xiangshizhijiaguaguoboliyiyanglingrenbushi。linweiyejimangzhanqishen，xiangyaobianjie，
quexiandeneimecangbaiwuli：『xiaoya，ni，niwuhuile，women，womenjiushisuibianliaoliao……majiushineige，
kaiwanxiaode……』『suibianliaoliao？』wofennudidaduanta，shengyindouranbagao，
daizhewufayanyudefennuheyayibuzhudezhandou，meiyigezidouxiangshicongyafenglijichulaideyiyang，
『liaoliaozenmepianwoshuoshiwobunengsheng？liaoliaozenmerangninei‘shentiyinglang’deba……qudaini？linwei，
nikanzhewodeyanjinggaosuwo，zheiyeshisuibianliaoliaoma？！』linweibeiwoyilianchuandezhiwenwendeyakouwuyan，
xiangshibeichouzoulesuoyouliqiyiyang，yanshenshanshuobuding，wanquanbuganyuwoduishi，zuihoutuirandidixialetou，