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yinyanshiyoumenzaisushequnlichehuilejitiaoxiaoxi,yimianbeiwofaxian,danwoyijingkandaole。「nimenzhidaoma?
neigemeitianzaochuwanguideweiyuqing,wanshangqishishiqujiekede。」wodingzheshoujipingmu,buxiediqingxiao。
cikeshilingchenliangdiansishiqifen,wogangjieshuyelidegongzuo——qunlineisuowei「jieke」degongzuo。
woduanqiyijinglengdiaodekafei,bolimuqiangdaoyingli,
yaojiandedifuzhurenjianbanshichudelingpaizhengfanzheyoulandeweiguang。tamenyongyuanbuhuimingbai,
dangsiwangzhenzhengjianglinneitian,zijihuichengweizuiteshude「keren」。erwozheige「jieke」deren,
jianghuishitamensihoujiandaodediyigeren——difubaiduren!01「kechengdezuihou,
womenlaihuiguyixiazheijiekedeneirong,diqurenlizibenzhiliangpingjiayounaxiebiaozhun?」
wangjiaoshouxiguanxingdizaizhuanyekezuihou,gaoyigehaowuyiyideketanghudong。wokelandelizheizhongxiaoerkedewenti,
zheigeyuededdlyaodaole,zaibutongjihaohuamingce,youyaobeineigesilaotoucuile。「jiranmeirenhuida,
neijiuqingzuihouyipaineiweinvtongxueqilaihuidayixia,duijiuzaiwandiannaodeneige。」wohuangusizhou,
faxianzuihouyipaizhiyouwoyigeren,
qishenxiayishihuida:「zhuyaokandeshiwanghunzhishu、yuanqimidu、gaozhiliangchuanshuoshuliang!」huagangchukou,
wojiuhouhuile。buchusuoliao,quanbandangjihongtangdaxiao。「weitongxue,
kanlainizhendefeichangchenjinzaidiannaoyouxideshijiezhong。haoba,jintiandekechengdaociweizhi。
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zhanpingshichengjide40%。zhoumohoutijiao,zhugeweitongxuezhoumoyukuai!」shuoba,
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「douguaizheigexingweide。tajiekeguijieke,haodairenzhentingtingke,buhuihuidajiubiexiahuida,hairenhaiji!」
「woyetingshuole,erqiejushuotacongxiaoshibeimamadaidade,kanlaiyeshigemeirenguanjiaozoupiandeshehuizhazi。」
「shenmeqingkuang?shuolaitingting……」wokanlekankeshilimianyilundezuinaotengdeneijigeren,buxiedixiaolexiao。
yigelianggezhangsheguichanshen,kanlaizuijintamenyaozoumeiyunle。keshi,zheiyouhewoyoushenmeguanxini?
wojiaoweiyuqing,shixianandaxueyimingrenliziyuanxiyanyixinsheng,yeshiyimingdifubaiduren。baiduren,
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yongyoukeyiliantongrenjiandifudequanbing,bangzhudifuyingfuxiemeishijianchulidezahuo。
suoyimeidaibaidurendouyaojingguoyangedexuanbayupeixunhoucainengshangren。erwo,
queshiyinweiwoneigezaidifuganhuodefuqinnaibuzhujimo,hewomarenguiqingweileshengxialewo。
zichushengqibianbeifuyulezheigequanbing。bannianqian,woneigexujiumeijiandesiguifuqinjiwotuomeng,qiuwobangmang。
zenmemeijiandaozhongbo、mengyi、fanshu、xieshu、niushu、mashutamen……yuanlaishixiamianyewuliangtaidamangbuguolai,
tamenzhijie**tingbairenjiandeyewu。wozheigesiguifuqinxiangyaowoquanmiandanqizheidaibaidurendedanzi,
bangzhudifuzairenjianxingshigouhunshepodezeren。zheidoushenmeniandaile,
sheihaidanbingzuozhankuhahadiyigegezhuagui……woerhuabushuo,jichulegedifurenliziyuanbiangefangan。
zheizhongxiandaihuadebiangesilu,henkuaijiuhuodeledifulingdaodeshenpitongguo。suoyiwoxianzaibudanshidangdaibaiduren,
haishidifuzhurenjianbanshichuhrfuzeren。jiuzaiwoshoushihaoshubaogangzouchujiaoshi,
koudailimiandeshoujichuanlaijicudezhendong。woyikanlaidianlianxiren。de,youyouhuole……「wei,ma,zenmele?
」「weiyuqing!nizenmedoubukanweixinxiaoxi?ganjinzhunbeiyixia,jinwanquyitanglipanguangchang。
tamenlaobanzuijintongguozhongjianrenzhaoshangwomen,youxiezangdongxiyaowomenchuli。」「danshi,
wanshangwobaneigujiyeyouhuoyao**……」「zheicideruzhang,jiniliangchengdanglinghuaqian!」jiuzaizheishi,
shoujizhongdedifuoadanchuxinxi。【difujiancedaolipanquchuxianwanghunzhishu、yuanqimiduchaohongxianxinhao,
qingbaidurenweiyuqingqianwangchuli!】lipanqu?zhenghaoyiciwaiqingaodingbamaliangbianpaihuo!「haode,muqindaren!
」wogualedianhua,bianjingzhihuisushezhunbei。02zaisusheshaozuoxishu,huanletaochunheideyundongfuhou,
wobianzhunbeichumen。zheishigebichuangdewangminglengbudinglaiyiju。「weiyuqing,youyaochuqumanghuole?」「yo,
yuqingyeyaochuquya?niquna?wojinwanyeyaochuquzhibo,yaobuwomenyiqiba!」
xieduichuangneigegesanchawuchuquzhibotandiandexiaowanghonglixinxinyecoudaowangmingbianshang,qihongdao。
wozhidaoneixiefengyanfengyuduobanshitamenchuanchuqude,shenzhitamenbiezheyigujing,
xiangyaozhengmingwozaiwaimianjiebuzhengjingdehuo。zheiyiqiezhiyinweiyanjiushenggangkaixueneitianwanshang,womajieledanhuo,
jiaowoqubangyinhequdeneige5aguangchangchulidianzangdongxi,jieshuhoulaobanyingsaijiwoyidaiyifu。
wopingchangbuxihuanshoulitidongxi,dangxiahuanshangjiuhuisushele。yanjiandesheyoukandaowoyiquyihuihuanleshenxingtou,
qihongqilai。「wodetian!xinxinnilaikan,yuqingzheitaoyifuxiangbuxiangnizhiqianzhaobangyidagesong,
tadoubushedesongdeneitao?nibushishuozheiyifuyouqiandoumaibudao,yibandoushidingxiangzhuangongdea!」
zhengzhunbeikaibodelixinxinpuchiyishengxiaolechulai。richangtazaisushelimianderenshejiushibaifumeidawanghong,
yiqunfensizhuizheshuaqianzhengdangbangyidage。zaitayanli,zhiyourenjiaxianmutadefen,
zheigexiaopoxuexiaozenmekenengyourenbitahaiqiang。「weiyuqing,wozhidaonihenxianmuwo,danyebuyongqumaijiahuoba?
jiusuannixiangchongchongmianzimaijiahuo,yehaodaiyanjiuyixia,biemaizheizhongzhenggexiananshizhiyouliangsantaodequanqiu**kuan。
」「duia,weiyuqing,maijiahuobudaode。」lixinxindeguimiwangmingyegenzhecourenao。wolandegentamenjieshi。
「pengyousongde,landelindongxizhijiehuanshangle。nimenshuojiadejiujiadebei……」zheishi,
gangshangbodelixinxinbianzaizhibojianlimianhefensiyiqipipanshenbianneixiemaijiahuoderen,
haikeyibashoujizhuanxiangwojuli。suibianba,huorenzenmepingjiawo,wodoubutaizaiyi……zheishi,
zhengzaihelixinxinlianmaideyigedagetongguozhibokandaowodeyifuhou,turanjingleliangmiao。「zhangge,nizenmele?
shibushikandaozheijianjiahuoyeqiwuyule,neitiannihaishuonimen5aguangchangjiunaleyitao,
haishizhuangongjidongshizhangde。nikanzheibuyourenyechuanshangletongkuan!」lixinxinbuyiburaodiyeyudao。
「xiao……xiaoxingxing,bieshuole。zheitaojiushiwomendongshizhangnadeneitao,woqinshousongguoqude,
yijiaoshangyouwodejianyanjihao!」zhibojianlimiandeqitafensishunjianzhaguo,
dangwanlixinxinjiuyinweizheigezhibowulong,renshebengta,daliangfensiluzhuanhei。erwo,shenmedoumeizuo,
zhishijingjingdikanzhelixinxinjianbangshangneizhishegengui,yizhiyongshetoukongzhizhetadezuiba。
xinzhibujiandingderenrongyibeiguiyingxiang,shijianzhanglehuizoumeiyun。keshi,zheiyouhewoyoushenmeguanxini?
erzaineichangzhiboshijianhou,lixinxinjianrenbianchuanwowanshangchuquzuobuzhengjingshengyi,weilemingpaiyifudaochujieke。
03wohuitoumiaoleyanlixinxintamen,zhangqishoushegenguiyingxiang,yintangfahei,kanlaishiyaodahuolintou。
suirantadezuihenchou,renyehenlan。danzuoweixinshidaiqingnianbaiduren,wojuedemeibiyaofangrentasiyufeiming,
bianchuyantixing。「lixinxin,nijinwanhaishibiechuqule,waimianhenweixian,xiaoxinchushi。」shuoba,
womobuzuoshengdidingzhetaliangbeihoudeshegenguikanlehaoyihui,zhidaotamenbeiwokandexinlifamao。
「weiyuqingnishenmeyisi?chuqujiekebeiwomenshuochuan,jiyanlexianzaigaoweixieshima?!」lixinxinhaimeishuohua,
taneigesizhongguimiwangmingxianpokoudama。「xingba!xinbuxinsuinimen……」
shuobawobiandiuxiamiansenankandeliangren,chumenqufantangchilegewanfan,bianlikaixuexiao。
wozaixuexiaomenkoubashizhandengchedeshihou,kandaoyuanchulixinxinhewangminghaishimeiyoutingwodequanzu,
yijiujiebanchuxing。「yo!zheibushiweitongxuema?chuan**zhuangongkuanmingpaiyifuderen,zenmehaidengxiaoba?」
neigefanrendewangmingyoukaishizuoyao。womeidalita,zhuanerkanxianglixinxin。「lixinxin,nijiranxiangxinwole,
jinwanjiuzhendebuyaochumen。daiduoyigewangmingmeiyongde,zhihuirangliangrendouchushi。」「ni!」
lixinxinhuahaimeishuowan,yitai**kuanmaikailunpaochetingzailewodemianqian,yigeshuaigecongjiashizuotanchutou。
「weiyuqing,kuaishangche!」kaichuqumeiduoyuan,bianyushanghongdeng。
wotouguohoushijingkanleyanchezhanpangmudengkoudaideliangren,xinzhongbujinkuxiao,zheixiayoudechuxinyaoyanle。
「xuxiaoxiao,younizheiyanghenijieshuohuadema?」「weiyuqing,zanliangchabuduoda,nibiejiwoyilaomailaode!」
zheigekaimaikailundenianqingxiaohuozishiwobiaodi,youyushenweikaoguduiyuandefumuduonianqianshizong,
suoyizixiaojiuzhuzaiwojia。zheishijinianhuoduohuoshaoyezhanranlexiedifudeyinguo,duiwojiadeshiqingzhidaobushao。
daxueqijian,pingjiechusedekoucaiheyewufajuenengli,hewomahehuokailegeshenmishijianzixungongzuoshi。shide,
tajiushiwomashuodeneigezhongjianren,zhuanmenlianxikehude。「weiyuqing,nijinwanzenmeyoushijianjiegumadedan,
gufuneibianmeijinipaihuo?」「meishier,douzaiyigedier,yiqiqukankan。buguonizheipocheshenmeqingkuang,
toutoushourenqianle?zanmenbudoushuohaolezhiliubaifenzhiyidelirun,qitadeyaojuanqujiwangsiyuanhundejiaren,
xiaomiyixiedifuyinguoma?naerlaideqianmaiche?」「nikebiewumiewo,zheicheshizheicikehudesijiache,
jiewowanliangtian。」xingba,wozheigebiaodizixiaojiushanzhangherendachengyipian,shigepaoyewudeliao。hong——!
paochedehongmingdianranlejijiangchenshuideyewan,jinwanzhudingshigebumianzhiye。
04「zheigetingchechangzenmeqiguaibaraode,shanggedimianhaidepalouti。」xuxiaoxiaozaiwopangbianbutingdibaoyuan。
womencongdaxuechengquchedaolipanguangchanghualedagaiyigeduoxiaoshi,daodadeshihouyijingshishenye11dianduole。
lipanguangchangsuozaidejiujiujiubuxingjieshangdesuoyoushangpuyijingtingzhiyingye,chewufazhijiekaijinqu。
yushiwomenzaifujinzhaolegeyoudixiatingchechangdelaojiujuminlou,bachetinghaohouzhunbeicongdimianzouqulipanguangchang。
「huogai,sheijiaonidaxiatianchuangesanjiantao,zhuangjiwozhuang!」woshunzheloutixiangshangzouzhe。
yinandeloudixiachekuloutijianjiashangchaoshimenredeqihou,yizhenzhendandandefuchouweizuanjinwodebiqiang,
wobujinjiakuailejiaobu,yinweishizaitaichoule!「weiyuqing,wodejie,zheigeweidaobutaiduijing。」
xuxiaoxiaoyewendaolezheigecishengmeizenmewenguodeweidao,zhenggerenshunjianjinbengleqilai,shenshouchezhulewodeyifu。
「fangxinba,zheilizhishizaiwuzhicengmianshangdebuganjing,feiwuzhicengmianshanghaitingganjingde。」
wowuzhebizijixuxiangshangzou。zuoweidangdaibaiduren,woyiyanjiunengkandaozheilimeiyourenhewanghunguiwudecunzai。
loutijianzhuanjiaoshangyousanjitaijieshi,yigubizhiganggangqiangliebaibeidefuchouweimengranguozhuwodeyanhou。
xuxiaoxiaozhuazhewoyifudeshouzhizhouranshoujin。turan!loudaocongshangfangchuanlaileyizhenguaiyideshengyin!
ta……ta……ta……ta……zheishengyinxiangshengxiudeguanjiezaigufenglimoca。
lingluandeshengyinzaiyibianyouyibianguiyidizhongfuzhe,meiyigexunhuandouyimoyiyang。「peng-peng--peng」
toudingbaichidengturanfengkuangshanshuochulanzisedianhu,zaidengsirongduandeshunjian,
wokanjianloutidezhuanjiaochuhuanmandiyichuxianhongdeyeti。「**,wodejie,zaikankan,youmeiyouzangdongxi?
wozenmeganjuezheicidehuoyoudiannangao!womenhaimeizoudaolipanguangchang,jiuyudaozheimemengdele!」
haimeidengxuxiaoxiaobahuashuowan,「peng」diyisheng,toudingshangdebaichidengmengranzhamie!「peng!!!
「suizhezuihouyizhanbaichidengdezhamie,neijiaobushengyicaizaiyuwomenyidaoguaijiaoqiangzhigedetaijieshang。
youandelvguangcongzhuanjiaochumimanchu,lvguangzhonghuanhuantanchuwugenrukuzhibandezhigu。
furouhunhetiexiudexingqipumianerlai,wofangfodounengkandaoqiheizhijiafenglikazhexiexuranxuedesuirou。
「nimen……bu……pa……si?」shayadesangyindaizheqiguanbeigekaidegulusheng,
neizhishouzhangturanjiasushenlai。「a!!!」jianruiqilidecanjiaoshengcongwoshenhouchuanlai。「xuxiaoxiao!biejiaole!
chaosile!」woyibazhangpaizaitanaomenshang,suizhichezhetazoushangzhuanjiao。「nijiaomaoxiana!kanqingchudian!」
zhijianyimingshouchiyinglvseshoudiantong,chuanzhehuanweifudelaorenzhanzailoutijian,yitouwushuidikanxiangwomen。
「houshengnv,dawanshangzouzheitiaolouti,nimenxiangzhaosia!」huanweilaorenpailepaiyixiushangdelaji,
jianqitangzaidishangyijingdaosayibandejiuping,meihaoqidishuodao:「jinwanzhengtiaojiedaotingdiana,
nimenbupazouzhezouzhehuayijiaoshuaisizijimie?nimenbupasi,wohaipanimensizaiwodeditoua!」
wokanlekanjinghunweidingdexuxiaoxiao,suanle,zhinengwolaiqinzigoutong。「abo,zheiyiqiedoushiwuhui。
womengangtingche,zhunbeicongdimianzouguoqulipanguangchang……」「lipanguangchang,jiuzaiwojiagebi,
wodainimenguoqula!buguoneiliwanshanghenxiedewo,nimenguoquganshenme?」
「womenshixianandaxueyanjiuminsuchuanshuodeyanjiusheng,zhunbeidiaoyanfujindegezhongminsuchuanshuo。」「xia?
youshixianandaxue?ganggangjiedaoqunlimianjiuyourenfa,youlianggexianandaxuexueshengjinqule。shinimendetongxueba?」
wohuitoukanleyanxuxiaoxiao,yijingpingfuqingxudetachaowoyaoleyaotou,biaoshibingbuzhiqing。「suibianla,
nimenxiangyaoqulejieneilideqingkuang,abowoyekeyihenimenjieshaoyixia,buguonimenhaishibuyaojinqule,
neiliwanshangzhendehenxiede。」huanweiabobianzoubianhewomenjieshaolelipanguangchangdebeijing。
zuoweitushengtuzhangdelipanren,abokeyishuoshijianzhenglelipanguangchangdeqiqiluoluo。
lipanguangchangyuanshiqingmodeluanzanggang,dangshikeyishuoshihuangfenbianbu,lianyoudiandaoxingdedaoshidoubugankaojin。
suizhe90niandaikaifachaoxingqi,lijingsirenkaifashangdouwufazaizheilichenggongkaiwa。
qiezheisirenkaifashangdouzaikaifaguochengzhongliqibaobi!zhidaoqianxinianqianhou,
zuihouyirenkaifashangqinglaigangchengfengshuidashiyejiulingchuma,caiyousuozhuanji。juaboshuo,neitianzhenghaoshilidong,
tabanyeshuibuzhe,jiupaodaofujinliuwan。zhenghaokandaoyejiulingzailipanguangchangmenkousheleqidaofatanhou,
chenggongkaiwa。kaiwameijitian,gongchengduibianwachulebakouchengbaguafangweibaifangdezhuqiguancai,
meikouguangaidoudingzheqimeidingzi。yejiulingmingrenshaolezheibakouguancaihou,lipanguangchangcaizhongyujiancheng。
zhishijianchengzhihouyecongweixiaoting,meiniandouyougezhongliqisiwang、tiaoloushijian,
daozhizheilisuirandichuxiananshijuejiadiduan,yecongweishengyihonghuo。zhizhijinianqian,
beixianrenlaobanjieshouzhuanxingchengyushishangchang,caijianjianhuifuzhengchangjingying。tingwanhuanweiaboweiweidaolaidehuiyi,
wowuyuditanleyikouqi。daoxingbugouhaisiren,zheibakouguancaimeikouqigendingzi,
mingbaizhejiushigeqijuebaguajuyinzhen,shaolezheibakouguancai,bujiurangbainianjileideyinqiyixiaziyongchulai,
nengbuhaisihoumiandeshanghu、gukema?「na,nimenkannimenmianqianzheigeguangchang,jiushilipanguangchangla!
neishangmiandemingzi,neige『guang』zishibushihenxiangshige『shi』zia?zheijiushiwohenimenshuode,banyehou,
guangchangbianshichanga!」wotaitouyikan,guoran!guangchangshangkongfugaizhehouhoudeyicengheiqi,
gujiwanghunzhishuheyuanqimidudouchaobiaole!keshi……「abo,dangshikaifashangqingdeshufajiashishei?
zheiziyetaichoule……」aboyouxiewuyudikanzhewomenliang,mingxianshimeixiangdaowomenhuizheiyanghuida。「houshengnv,
aboshuozheimeduojiushibuxiangnimenjinqumaoxian,wojianguotaiduobanyejinquderen,yunqihaodefengle,
yunqibuhaodejiushule。」wonachushouji,dakaidifuoazhongdewanghunfenxixiaochengxu,
tongguoshuruxianchangkanchaheiqiqingkuang,xiaochengxufenxidechuzheilidewanghunzhishuheyuanqimiduchaoguojunzhi60%,
shuyuzhengchangchaobiao。yushizhuantouxiaoshengwenxuxiaoxiao:「xiaoxiao,kehuyoushenmexuqiu?」「jie,zuijinzheiduanshijian,
guangchangjiankongpaidaoyixieqiguaidehuamian,meidaozishi,gegeshangpudeshangpinhuimomingzaikongzhongluanfei。
kehuhuaiyiyouzangdongxi。」bushangrendewanghun,gujibuzhiyizhi,zheigeyuedekpiyouxiwangle!
「ok!xiaoxiao,nizaiwaimiandengwo,wozijijinqu。」jiaodaiwanhou,wozhuanxianghuanweiabo。「abo,
yeshenlenihuiquxiuxila,womenhuixiaoxinde。」「a!!!jiuming!」jiuzaicishi,
woyinyinyueyuezaimenkoutingdaoguangchanglimianchuanchuyizhenjianjiaosheng,gubudeqita,
conglipanguangchanglaobanjinwanjiwomenliudecemenchuchonglejinqu。zhitingjianhoumianchuanlaiabodehansheng,「houshengnv,
qianwanyaoxiaoxina!chenbowozaiwaimiandengnichulai!」xiaoxin?ruguoshiren,wohaizhendexiaoxin,
yibuxiaoxindashangledepeiqian。ruguoshigui,neitamenjiandaowo,haizhendexiaoxin。
05woyibianchaozhejianjiaoshengchuanchudefangxiangchongqu,
yibianxiangqibannianqianwoneigezaidifuganhuodesiguidiehewodeduihua。「nvera,womennana!
nimenrenjianzuijinsiderentaiduole,shenmelaolinghua、zhichangyali,daozhixiamianguikoushuliangjizeng,
nideshushumenmeitianwangfanrenjiandifudouyaomangbuguolaile!nimengyigengshiliankaishangwankouguozhutang,doubugouhe!」
「gushihoudazhang,siderengengduoba,tamenzenmezheimejiaoqing,zheijiu**le?」「gushihousiderenshiduo,
danshengdeyeduoa,xianzairenjiannayourenxiangshenghaizi……nishuolipubulipu,
xianzaidifuzuixiandejiushiliudaolunhuilimianshourendaodeneijigejiahuo!zhenshiguibigui,qihuogui!」
woneisiguilaodiehelekoubuzhidaozenmedaijinmengjinglimiandekele,jiezheshuodao:「erqie,
youyuzheijibainianjianrenjianfantianfudidejishubiange,neixiechuantongchuanshuoyijingwufajichurenhezhenshe。
xianzaixiamianneixiexinlaidewanghun,tiantianzaixiamianyaoguiquan、yaopingdeng,
womenmeitianchulidewuliqunaodepanjueshensudouyaomangzhale,nijigeshushugengshiweileweichixiamiandezhixu,
wanquanchoubuchukongshangrenjian!」「hezhexiamianyaoguiquan,nijiulaiboduowoderenquanlebei?」「yebunengzheiyangshuo,
nikankanjigeshushuayiduiniduohao,jiudanglaodieqiuqiunile,nijiubangbangmang,yiqiduguozheiduannanguanbei。」
「shuoshihua,genjuwodezhuanyepanduan,wojianyinimenfeichangshiqiyongfeichangshouduan。woyoudianxiangfa,
nimenruguotongyi,womenkeyihezuoyiba!」biange1:difumianshi。dajiandifuoaxitong,
shezhiwanghunshouronghuamingceapp,kejiangbeifaliyasuohoudewanghunjianyishourong。yushanhun,
kefachusanshandaolunhuioffer,shouronglurushanhunhuamingce;jianeling,jiudichouqulingshi,dasanlingli,
shourongluruehunhuamingce,yahouzaipan。biange2:xinchuanshuotanxun。tanxunshouluxinzhiyichuanshuo,
bingyoudifutongguorumengshouduanchuanbo,shishihougengxinhuandaiyixiaxianzaineixiezhiyigushi。dangran,
youhezuoyeyaotanliyi。siguilaodiedayingwo,zaiwomasihoujitazaidifumougeyinshenwei,
ruciwomenyijiasankoujiukeyizhangzhangjiujiudizaiyiqile。haoba,zuirangwoxindongde,
jiushiduguozheiduankunnanqihou,tahuixiangbanfajiwoshenqing100yixianjinjiangli。……zineizhihou,
womeizhouzhishaoyousantianwanshangwaiqin,wanchengdifuoafabudekpi。kanjintianzheilideqingkuang,
woyugandaozheigeyuedekpihenkuainengwancheng!shunzheganggangshengyinchuanchudefangxiang,
wozoudaolelipanguangchangsanlounvcesuomenkou。「huo!zhengdonglou,jiushuzheiliyinqizuizhong。zheigeqixi,
youdianxiangshineiqunyangguideheimaogaodesuohunzhen。」wojingqidichushengzantandao,danjiuzaicishi,
wotingdaocesuolimianchuanchujishengjicudechuanqisheng。hu——hu——hu——「yourenma?buyonghaipa,
woshilaibangzhunide!」woxiaoxinyiyidichaozhecesuohandao。wodangranbupagui,
wozhishipalimianyourenyiweiwoshigui,beiwohesile。zheigeyinguowobuyuanyizhanran……「biehaipa,
woshilaizheilishididiaoyandexianandaxuexuesheng,waimianshianquande,nimenkeyichulaile。」
zaijishengzaluandejiaobushenghou,wokanjiannvcemenkoutanchuyibawuheidetuoba,
tuobahoumianmanmanzouchulianggesesefadouderen。zaitamenkanqingwodezhangxianghou,jinghuchusheng。「shini?!」
「buhaoyisi,nimenrenshiwo?」wokanzhezheiliangyanleibitihulianshang,zhuangdouhuadeqiqibabadenvhai,
yitouwushui。06「weiyuqing!ganggangshibushinizaizhuangshennongguihewomen!」
liangrenzhongweishoudeneigezhangfanvshenghenhendikanzhewo,pokoudama。「bushi,wodouburenshinimen。
buyaoyuanwanghaorena!」「wojiuzhidao,zheigeshijieshangkendingbuhuiyouguide。
ganggangkandaoneixiepiaopiaokendingjiushinizhuangde!」lianggenvshengniyiyanwoyiyudianweizhebici,
qijianhaibuwangyibianzhenglizhuangrongyibianancuocuodisswo。daidaotamenzhenglihaozhuangronghou,
wocairenchutamen。「lixinxin、wangming,yuanlaishinimenliangge。nimenshiyoubingma?meishilaizheilizhaonvea?」
wowuyudikanzhezheilianggesheyou。「weiyuqing,nijiubiezhuangle,ganggangneigechuanzhehongsezhangqun,
pitousanfahewomendejiushiniba!」「jiushi,nishibushiyizaojiuzhidaowomenjinwanyaolaizheilizhibotanxian,
guyihewomende?niyetaiguofenle,ruguobushiyinweinishangcizaizhibojianrangzanjiaxinxintuofen,
womenzhiyujintianlaizheizhongdifangzhiboyinliuma?」e……wohaimeizhuijiunimenzaoyao、yuyanbaling,
zaishuoshangciwokeyijuhuadoumeishuo……jiuzaicishi,wokandaotamenlianggeliansedabian,
fangfokandaoleshenmehenkepadedongxizaiwoshenhou,suihoujingjiaoyishengtandaozaidi,kouzhongzhandouzheshuozhe。
「gui……gui……nishenhouyougui!」gui?wohuitouyikan,shenhoukongwuyiwu。turan,
yanjiaochulveguoyimoxinghong!wodingjingyikan,shiyijiaoqunbaizaiwodetoudinglveguo,qunbaichengbuzirandeanhongse,
fangfobeijintoulechenniandexuezi。woshunzhequnbaichuiluodefangxiang,huanhuantaitoukanqu。
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wonengqingxidikandaotaneijuewang、chongxuedeshuangyan,yizhenzhenyinsenkongbudexiaoshengcongwodeerbianchuanlai。
「xi……xixi」「jiuzhei?zheibujiushigelanwanouma,yetaijialeba。」
wohuitoukanjianganggangtanzuodishangdeliangren,xianzaizhengshouchigoprotou**wo,
biaoqingchongmanzhuonongrendejixiao,neigewangminghaixiaochushenglaile……「liangweidajie,
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mianqianliangrencuoedikanzhewo,fangfozaiyihuoweishenmewomeiyoubeihedao。xiaohua,
wocongxiaohedifudeguanmenshenghuozaiyiqi,haiyouyibandifuxuemai,dengxianxiaoguizhipeijiwo**daza。gengbieti,
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dengdouyoumingquejizai,chufeishiweilekonghechoujia,wanghunyibandouhuiyishengqianzhengchangdemianmaoshiren。
xianzaidexiaonianqing,kanlaizhendebukanchuanshuole……「nimenganggangzhuangdehenxiang,buguoyougeloudong。
nimenzaishuohuadeshihou,koudaizhongdegoproyizhizaishanzheluzhideng。wanghunchuxiandeshihou,
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wozhilezhitamenlianggeshoushangdeshebei,shebeishangdeluzhijiemianbuzhiheshiyijingzhuanchengleheiping。
「wei……weiyuqing,niduiwomenzuoleshenme?」「neikebushiwonongde,
zheigeguangchangyouyudishichuyuxiananshidejiyinwei,zaijiashangbainianqianbeirenmaixiaqijuebaguajuyinzhen,
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「jiyinweidejiyindian,meidaozishi,suohunzhenhuishunjianbianchengyinhunzhen,xiyinzhoubianwanghun。
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23:59:58……23:59:59……00:00:00!!!!mengranyinqidasheng,
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shengqianmingmingshuosihouzaixiananjiujiamenkoudeng,wosilediyishijiandaoyuedingdidianxiangjian,
wozhaolejitiandoumeizhaodaoren……」「yi?womenzenmepaodaozheililaile,lipanguangchanghenxiedewo!ebudui,
woshiguiwogengxie……」「kao,daodishisheigaode,hainiyeyewobeifengzaifenkenglimianhaojitian!」
……zheimeduo?zheicikpiyaochaoewanchengle!wokanlekandishangyijingbeiheshadeliangren,
tamenkanbujianwanghun,danhuibeimeidaoxingdehuorenzaiyinqiwangshengdehuanjingxia,jiqirongyibeifangdakongju,
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「??」「kuaia,difumianshi,yaokaishile!nimenbangwobuzhihaochangdihou,
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fuyinyenengjitamenjiachifanghu,bushouyinqiqinrao。「nengkandaohoumiandeguiqunma?nengdehua,
ganjinzhaowoshuodeban!」「**!weijie,nishizuoshenmede?woganjuehaoxiangmeineimehaipale!」
wangmingzhenjingdikanzheshenhouturanchuxianderen……guiqun。「biefeihua,tingweijiede,zhaozhuoziqu!」
liangrenpingjiezhiqianshixidejiyi,sanxiawuchuerdidajianhaoleyigemianshitai。wokanzhezheiliangrendetaiduzhuanbian,
xinweididianlediantou。ren,haishideheyihe,caihuiyouchengzhangde。kanzheyanqianbuzenmezengjiadeguiqun,
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shuoba,wocongkoudainachuyigesanfazhegupoqixidelingpai,
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