《我在三国那些年》 小说介绍
gudaixiaoshuo《wozaisanguoneixienian》huobaolaixi!shuzhongdaibiaorenwuweilixiaxiafengchu,shizuozhe“xiaoguiye”deyibuwanjieyuanchuangzuopin,jingcaifenchengdegushineirong,gensuixiaobianyiqilaiyueduba!quanbenjuqingmiaoshu:“womenshizhaizidemingxing,ameileganqing…………ai——jiu—genwozou,buaiwojiusuanqipaqiu!”lixiaxiashuangshouyouxiandichazaikudouli,zuilihengzhexiaoquer,……
《我在三国那些年》 第一章 嗨老公! 免费试读
shijian2044nian,11yue8ri。
地点大理剑川!
qingchendeyangguangrouhedisazaijiedaoshang,weifengqingqingfuguolubiandeshuye,fachushashadeshengxiang。
“womenshizhaizidemingxing,ameileganqing…………ai——jiu—genwozou,buaiwojiusuanqipaqiu!”
lixiaxiashuangshouyouxiandichazaikudouli,zuilihengzhexiaoquer,xinqingyuyuedizouzaiquxuexiaodelushang。
xiangdaojintianzaoshangmamajingrandafangdijilezijizhengzhengwushikuaiqianlinghuaqian。
taxinlijianzhilekailehua,yilushangdouzaizhuomozhegaimaidianshenmehaochihaowandedongxicaihao。
keshi!turanyigeshencaigaotiaodenvrenhudicongjiaoluoliyixiajiubengdaoletamianqian,batadelujidudesiside。
zheigenvrendaizhegedadadeheisemojing。
suirankanbuqingtadelian,danshikantaneijingzhidezhuangrongheshimaodedaban。
kendingshigechaojidameinvmeipaole。
lixiaxiahaimeihuiguoshenlai,meinvjiuzhangzuiduitahanleyisheng:“laogong!”
yi!=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞(●⁰ꈊ⁰●|||)laogong?
lixiaxiayiting,jingdexiabadouchadiandiaoxialaile。
kekebabadishuo:“a……ayi!ni……nishibushirencuorenla。”
meinvqueyibalouzhutadegebo,haisazhejiaoshuo:“laogong,nibujidewola?woshinanerya!”
lixiaxiayixiazijiumengquanle。
shenmenanyadongde,hailaogong!zheishiyaonaonachua?
meinvjianlixiaxiameishafanying,yibuzuoerbuxiu,zhijiebamojingjizhailexialai。
zheixialixiaxiakesuanshikanqingmeinvdezhangxiangle。
嗯……
queshitingpiaoliangde,buguowentishizijizhendeburenshitaya!
“nalaidefengponianga,xiajiaorenlaogong,wokehaizaidushuni!”
“buhuishixiangdajieba!”
abeibei!ヽ(ຶ▮ຶ)ノ!!!
lixiaxiayouxiedanxin,toutouzhuailezhuaikudoulide50kuaiqian!
“laogong,shiwoya,nizhenburenshiwole?”
meinvyoudianxiaojidong,yanleiwangwangdeyouwangqiancoulecou。
“maya!zhenshigefengpozi?”
lixiaxiaxinlibianfamao,shouyichou,zhuanshensayzijiupao。
paoleyihuier,lixiaxiahuitouchoulechou,xiangkankanneigefengnvrenyoumeiyouzhuishanglai。
zheiyichoukebudele,yiyanjiuchoujianfengnvrenpaobushineixiongqianhuzhiyuchudequxian……
“˚*̥(∗*⁰͈꒨⁰͈)*̥wasai~haoda!”
jiuzheiyilengshen,lixiaxiajiaodixiayigemeiliushen,“putong”yishengjiudiaojinleyigemeigaigaizidexiashuidaojingkou。
xiayimiaojiuganjuetianxuandizhuan,yanqianyixiazibiandeheihuhude……
“alie,sheizheimequede,bajinggaitoule……”
fengexian————————
半个月后……
lixiaxiatangzaiyizhangpopolanlandemubanchuangshang,lianshangxiemanleshengwukelian。
因为他魂穿了。
“zheigaisidefengpoziweimaoyaowuyuanwuguzhuiwo?”
“haidewojingranhunchuandaozheiguidifang。”
“wode50kuaiqiana,doumeilaidejihua!”
李虾虾欲哭无泪!
wangzhezhouweixiangsidexindouyoule。
pochuang,pomiao,queleyizhixiudepomadaiyishuominglixiaxiadechujingbutaimiao。
——————
ershishiyeshiruci!tachuanyuechenglegeshanzei!
18nianlai,taqinlaojianpo、qinfenhaoxue,gensheidouheheqiqide!lianyizhigouzidoumeiqifuguo。
kexianzaizajiubianchengzheiyangle!
zheichuanyuedejuqingmingxianbuduijinga!
bierenchuanyuebushidanghuangdijiushidanghuangziwanggong,zaibujiyeshigefuerdaihuozheguanerdai。
danlundaotabujinchenglegeshanzei,haishiyigequetuideshanzei。
bujiuduokanleyiyanma!youbiyaozheiyangzidema!
…………
bangeyueqian,lixiaxiagangyizhengyanjiumomingqimiaodefaxianchuxianzailezhei!
yishidaochuanyuedeshunjianjiuganjuezijiquanshendegutoudougensanlejiaside,dongdoudongbule。
youqishineituibudegutoubangzi,ganjuexiayimiaojiuyaoduanchengliangjieerle。
很快。
tajiufaxianzheikebushihuanjue。bushichuanyuehouluoxiadeshatengtongzonghezheng。
ershizheijushentideyoutuigu……zhentemejiushiduande!
meicixintiaoshaoweikuaineimeyidiudiu……
neizuanxindetengtongjiugenjuedidehongshuisideyongshangxintou,“sou”deyixiajiuchongdaoduangudedifangle。
“si!”neiganjue,jianzhisuanshuangdebuyaobuyaode!
doushuoqianrenzhongshu,hourenchengliang。
kedaoletazheier,quebianchengleqianrenduantui,hourenzaozui!
zheishenmegui?(꒪⌓꒪)
suoyishuochuanyuechengshanzeiyejiubale,haiduantui!
就很离谱!
但!
更过分的还在后头!
lixiaxiahunchuandeshanzeishenfenteshu,guiweishanzeizhongdeceo。
听着威风十足!
kewentishi,zheishanzeituanhuolonggongjiusangeren……
这到底是要闹哪样?
nanbuchengshiyaoxueliuguanzhangtaoyuansanjieyi?
不对!
lixiaxiajuede“sanrenxing,biyouwogua”caishiduidangxiazhuangkuangzuitieqiedexingrong。
tashouxianeiliangshanzeixiaodi,yigejiaowolong,yigejiaofengchu。
doushuo,sanguowolong、fengchudeqiyijiunengchengbatianxia!
kewentishi,ciwolongfeibiwolong,cifengchufeibifengchu!
chulemingzi!tadeliangxiaodihesanguowolongfengchumeibanmaoqianguanxi。
erqiezheilianghuobuguangxingweijuzhizhangxiangheputongrenjiongyi。
jiulianshanzeianshenlimingdewulizhidoudidekelian。
就这水平!
还卧龙凤雏!
还来当山贼?
怎么养家糊口啊!
lixiaxiazhenshiyaobeiqixiaole
shuodaowuli,jiubudebutiyixiaxitongle。
lixiaxiazuoweichuanyuezhe,chuanyuebibeidejinshouzhixitongdangranshiyoude。
zheixitongjiaogesha【wudihouqinxiaoguaiguai】!
xitongjianjie:【wudishiduomejimo!】
嗯……
无敌是多么寂寞!
budebushuozheijianjiehenlafeng!
而且骚包到了极致!
但是!
lixiaxiazhixianghehe!douwulitucaole。
wudishiba?jimoshiba?
zheinimawudigegui,hewolongfengchuyiyang,zhijieshayebushi!
suhuashuodehao:“tongzizaishou,tianxiawoyou”!
biedechuanyuezhetongziyidao,jiuhuizengsongyifenchaojihaohuadexinshoudalibao。
libaolimianyaomezangzheyixiezhenguiwubideliaoshanglingyao。
yaomeyoushenmeshenbingliqi,tupojindanneishade。
zhenkeweixiaomuniuzuohuojian,yifeichongtian,niubishangtianle。
erlundaolixiaxia,zheixitongbujinmeiyouxinshoudalibao,jingranhaixuyaojihuo,jihuodetiaojianshizhanlingyigecunzhuang。
shuolaiyeqiao,shanxiabuyuanchujiuyouyichujiaochenjiacundezhuangzi!
kezhanlingcunzhuangshenmede,xianzailixiaxiashixiangdoubuganxiang。
bieshuoxianzaituiduanle,jiushituihaoleyemeiyong。
yinweicancundejiyililixiaxiaqianshendetuijiushibanyueqianxiashanshi,wuyuanwugudibeizhuangshangdeyigeqixunlaotouyongguaizhangdaduande!
tangtangqichishanzeitouling,jingranbeiyigezhuguailaotoujikole!
jiuzheimegeshili_(´ཀ`)!
“搁这闹呢?”
。。。。。。。。
xianzaizheixitongdegongnengzhiyijiushimeitiannengqianqiandao。
danqiandaohou!zhitingzhejintiaohuahuazuoxiang,xitongtishihuodeleduoshaoduoshaojintiao。
kezhengzhengbangeyue,lixiaxialiangejintiaodeyingerdoumeijianzhe,jiuguangtinggexiang!
erxitonglingwaiyigezuoyongshichakanrenmingshuxing。
比如说卧龙凤雏!
wolong【tongshuai0wuli2zhengzhi0zhili2texing:(xiangfuxiangcheng)】
fengchu【tongshuai0wuli1zhengzhi0zhili2texing:(xiangfuxiangcheng)
zonghepingjia:“xitongjingguoyifanyanjinerfuzadeshujuyunsuanhefenxizhihou,zuizhongjichuleduiyuzheilianggerenshuxingdezonghepingjia!——【zheilianggerenshenshangsuojubeidenengliyutezhi,wuxianqujinyuling,yizhiyujihukeyihulvebuji!”】
wolongfengchu,dangzhenkongburusi!
zhiyutexingshishayisi,lixiaxianeishiwanquanbuxiaode!
zaichouchoulixiaxiazijideshuxing,neigengshibuzadi。
lixiaxiatongshuai2wuli4zhengzhi0zhili0(zhizhang)。
xitongzonghepingjia:【“zishenerbaiwu”!】
!!!!!
“erbaiwu!!!…………zheishenmegui!”
lixiaxia:“xitongniquanjiadouerbaiwu!”
至于特性?
想都别想!
haodaiwolongfengchuhaiyoutexing,lundaolixiaxiazhijieliantexingzheiliangzidoumeiyou。
“haiyouzheizhilihoumiande“(zhizhang)”shishenmegui!”
shuohaodewuhaogaozhongsheng、zuguodehuaduoni!zazheiyichuanyuejiubianchengguichula?
nanguailixiaxiajuedezuijinzijidenaozidoubutailingguangle。
zailaishuoshuochuanyuedaodezheigedifangjiujingshizainaliba?
qianshendejiyilichulebeidazhetuiyishi,tayagenerjiuzhaoxunbudaonapayisiyihaoyouyongdexiansuohexinxi。
bieshuoshigaoqingchuzijizajiudengshangzheizuoshan,zenmedangshangdeshanzei,jiulianxianzaishishachaodai,tadouliangyanyimohei。
bushishuonaoguaziyiteng,qianshendejiyijiuhui“sousou”diyongshanglaima,zadaotazheierjiubulingleni?
zheiyetaiqubieduidaileba!
suiranyijingguoqubangeyuele,kelixiaxiameicixiangdaozheixieshi,haishirenbuzhuyoudianerzhuakuang。
bierendoushichuanyuechengshen,talixiaxiadaohao,chuanyuehouzhijiechengleerbaiwuhezhizhang!
“zheishaqingkuanga,∑(〟lingоling)taitemeqifurenle!”
lixiaxiazhuazhetoufa,xinlineijiaoyigebengkui。
就很烦!
cishi,miaowaichuanlaiyizhenxixisuosuodeshengyin!
lixiaxiagengfanle,fengchuyoukaishimodaole……
doumoleyizhengtianle,caixiaotingyihuier!youkaishile?
tiantianzheiyangnaoteng,yebuxianleidehuang。
zheidaodishishateshupihao,lixiaxiagaobudong!
zhishinei“caca”deshengyin,tingdelixiaxiadexindougenzhejiezou“pengpeng”luantiao,jinerchedeneihaoburongyihuifuleyidianerdeduantui,youkaishi“dongdong”ditengleqilai。
“woshuoninengbunengbiemole……”
lixiaxiashizaishirenbuzhule,youqiwulidihanleyiju。
danxiayimiaotajiuturanyishidaozijichongdongle……
yifengchuneierhuodexingzi,wanyitabugaoxingle,jizijilaiyidaokezaban!
这可不是没可能啊!
shangciwolongjiushiyinweixiantachao,ranhoujiubeitonglepigu!
daoxianzai,wolongzouluhaijiazhetuini。
那场面……
想想都让人慎得慌!
“xiwangtameitingjian!”lixiaxiaxinliyoudianermeidi!
keshipashalaisha,miaowaidemocengshengturanjiumeile。
jinjiezhe,yizhenjiaobushengyouyuanjijin。
meiyihuier,yigeyimibajidecaohan,shoulinazheyibadapiandao,chuxianzailemiaomenkou。
zheijiushifengchu,rengaomada,zhangdexiongsheneshade!chuanleyishenpomadaiyiyangdepomayi!
yinweichibubao!tashoudegendianxianganside!
cishizhanzaimenkoushuangyandengdehenhunyuan,zhengjinjindingzhelixiaxia,haiwaizhebozi,yilianxiongbabadehanbiyang!
kanzhejiushineizhongyiyanbuhejiuyaokanrendetiehanhan…
lixiaxiaxinli“gedeng”yixia!juhuayisuo!shunjianhuangleshen。
“zheijiahuobuhuizhenyaokanwoba。”
zaikankantashoulideneibadapiandao,lixiaxiazhenggerendoubuhaole。
neidaoshenyijiuxiujibanban。
zhiyoudaokouchubeimodezengguangwaliangde,doukuaibodegenzhipianeryiyangle。
妥妥的破伤风之刃!
zheidao!kanrenyidaokenengsibule……danposhangfengkendingshimeipaola…
(●⁰ꈊ⁰●|||)“
我在三国那些年