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shigemoshenghaoma。"wei?""qingwenshilinchenxianshengma?woshixiangqindahuidezhubanfang。""shiwo,
youshenmeshima?""shizheiyangde,gangcaininturanlikaile,youjiweinvshixunwennindelianxifangshi。
woxiangwenyixianinshifouyuanyitigong?"wolengleyixia。gangcaineixiekanbuqiwodenvren,
xianzaijuranyaowodelianxifangshi?"tamenshishei?""youzhangyueyue**,haiyoulina**,
wangfang**..."doushigangcaiduiwoailibulideneixieren。woxiaolexiao:"buyongle,xiexie。
"gualedianhua,wofadonglemashaladi。yinqingfachudichendehongmingsheng,xiyinletingchechanglihenduorendezhuyi。
wokaichelikaiguomaodasha,zaibeijingdejiedaoshangmanmanxingshi。touguochechuang,wokanzheneixieshuxidejiejing。
yiqiedouhaishilaoyangzi,danduiwolaishuo,yiqiedouyijingbutongle。di5zhangdiertianshizhouri,wozhaochangqichuang,
zhunbeiqugongsijiaban。suiranzuotiandejinglihenzhenhan,danshenghuohaidejixu。
erqiewohaixuyaoshijianlaixiaohuazheixiexinxi。wohaishichuanzhepingchangdegezichenshanheniuziku,zuoditiequgongsi。
mashaladijiutingzaichuzuwulouxia,danwozanshihaibuxiangkaita。taizhaoyaole。daolegongsi,
faxianjintianjiabanderenbuduo,zhenggebangongshihenanjing。wozuozaizijidegongweishang,dakaidiannao,
danfaxiangenbenwufajizhongjingshenxiedaima。naoziliyizhizaixiangzuotiandeshiqing。lintianhua,wodeqinshengfuqin。
linshijituan,wojijiangjichengdeshangyediguo。yiqianwandeyinxingka,wuqianwandefangzi,haiyouneiliangmashaladi。
zheiyiqiedoutaibuzhenshile。zhengdangwohusiluanxiangdeshihou,shoujixiangle。shigeburenshidehaoma。"wei?
""qingwenshilinchenma?woshizhangyueyue。"zhangyueyue?zuotianxiangqindahuishangneigekanbuqiwodenvren?"nihao,
youshenmeshima?""zuotianxiangqindahuijieshuhou,wozixixianglexiang,juedewomenhaitingyouyuanfende。
buzhidaoniyoumeiyouxingquyiqichigefan?"wochadianxiaochusheng。zuotiantaduiwoailibuli,
jintianzenmeturanzhudongle?"buyongle,xiexie。""biezheimeshuoma,zuotianwokenengtaidubutaihao,wodaoqian。
qishiwojuedechengxuyuantinghaode,youjishuhanliang,erqiewending。"wending?
zuotiantabushishuochengxuyuanjiushigongjurenma?"zhang**,wozuotiantingdehenqingchu,
nihenidepengyoushizenmepingjiawode。"dianhuaneitouchenmolejimiaozhong。
"neige...womenzuotianzhishikaiwanxiaode,nibiewangxinliqu。""meiguanxi,womeiwangxinliqu。
danshiwomenqueshibuheshi。""weishenmebuheshi?wojuedewomen..."wozhijiegualedianhua。
meiguojifenzhong,youyoudianhuadajinlai。zheicishilina。"linchen,nihao,woshilina。
zuotianxiangqindahuishangjianguomiande。""wojide。""woxiangyaoqingnihebeikafei,liaoliaotian。
wojuedenihenyouneihan,shigehenyouqianlideren。"youqianli?zuotiantakebushizheimeshuode。"buyongle,
wobijiaomang。""neishenmeshihouyoukong?wokeyidengni。""woyizhidouhenmang。"woyougualedianhua。
jiexialaideyigexiaoshili,youyousangezuotianjianguodenvshengjiwodadianhua,doushileisideneirong。
shuoshenmezhongxinrenshilewodejiazhi,juedewohenyoumeili,xiangyaojinyibulejie。zhenshiyouyisi。
zuotiantamenduiwobizhibuji,jintianqueyigegezhudonglianxi。nandaojiuyinweiwozaixiangqindahuishangturanlikai,
tamenjuedewoyoushenmeyinqing?haishishuo,tamentingdaoleshenmefengsheng?xiangdaozheili,
wojixiangqindahuidezhubanfangdalegedianhua。"nihao,woshilinchen。woxiangwenyixia,zuotianxiangqindahuijieshuhou,
nimenyoumeiyouxiangcanyuzhetouluguowodeqitaxinxi?""meiyoua,womenyangebaohucanyuzhedeyinsi。
zenmele?""neiweishenmezuotianneixienvshenghuituranyaowodelianxifangshi?""e,shizheiyangde。
zuotianninlikaihoubujiu,yourenkandaoninzuozheyiliangmashaladilikaide。suoyidajiadouhenhaoqinindezhenshishenfen。
"yuanlairuci。beirenkandaokaimashaladile。wokuxiaoyisheng。zheixienvrenzhenxianshi,kandaowokaihaoche,
likejiugaibianletaidu。gualedianhua,wojixumaitouxiedaima。danmeiguoduojiu,xiaowangzouleguolai。"chenge,
nizuotianshibushiqucanjiaxiangqindahuile?""shia,zenmele?""yourenzaipengyouquanlishuo,
kandaonikaimashaladi。zhendejiade?"wolengleyixia:"sheishuode?""woyigepengyou,
tanvpengyouzuotianyecanjialexiangqindahui。"kanlaixiaoxichuandehenkuai。"kenengshikancuoleba。
"wohanhudihuida。"woyejuedeshikancuole。"xiaowangxiaolexiao,"chengeniyaoshiyoumashaladi,
haiyongdezhezufangzima?"womeiyouhuida,jixuxiedaima。
danxinliyijingkaishikaolvyigewenti:woyaobuyaoxiangshenbianderengongbuzijidezhenshishenfen?ruguogongbule,
yihoudeshenghuokendinghuifashengjudabianhua。danruguobugongbu,jixuguoxianzaideshenghuo,youyoushenmeyiyini?
zhengdangwojiujiedeshihou,shoujiyouxiangle。zheicishilintianhua。"erzi,jintianxiawuyoukongma?""youkong。
""woxiangdainiqujianjigeren,doushiwodelaopengyou,yeshishangjiedezhongyaorenwu。
shishihourangdajiarenshiyixialinjiadejichengrenle。""keshiwohaimeizhunbeihao。""meiguanxi,
buyongzhunbeishenme。nijiuzuonizijijiuxingle。"lintianhuadeyuqihenwenhe,
danwonengganshoudaoyizhongburongjujuedequanwei。"haoba,zainalijianmian?""haishiguomaodasha,34lou。
xiawusandian。""haode。"gualedianhua,wokanlekanshijian,xianzaishishangwushiyidian。
wohaiyousigexiaoshideshijian。sigexiaoshihou,wojiuyaoyilinjiajichengrendeshenfen,chuxianzaishangjiedejuhuishang。
xiangdaozheili,woturanyishidaoyigewenti:woxianzaidezhezhuanggenbenbushiheneizhongchanghe。
suiranlintianhuashuobuyongzhunbeishenme,danwozongbunengchuanzhegezichenshanheniuzikuqujianneixieshangjiedalaoba?
wobaocunleshoutoudedaima,guanlediannao。"xiaowang,woyoudianshi,xianzoule。""zheimezaojiuzoua?""ng,
jialiyoushi。"wolikaigongsi,zhibenfujindeshangchang。jiranyaoyixinshenfenshiren,neijiudeyougexinxingxiang。
di6zhangwolaidaoguomaofujinzuigaodangdeshangchang,zhibennanzhuangqu。yiqianwomaiyifudoushiquyouyikuhuozheh&m,
conglaimeijinguozheizhongshechipindian。diyijiadianshiamani。wotuimenjinqu,likeganshoudaolebutongdefenwei。
dianneizhuangxiujiqihaohua,dengguangrouhe,daochudousanfazheyizhongdidiaodeshehuagan。
jigexiaoshouyuanchuanzheheisezhiyezhuang,zhuangrongjingzhi,qizhiyouya。qizhongyigexiaoshouyuanzouleguolai,
 
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