《我在仙侠文里直播》 小说介绍
《wozaixianxiawenlizhibo》shikongtingwanchuangzuodeyibugudaixiaoshuo,zhujiaorongjingxuanyouqingdegushilingrendongrong。zaizheigelingrenzhixideshijiezhong,rongjingxuanyouqingjinglileyixiliejingxindongpodemaoxian,tongshiyexianrujiujiedeganqingjiugezhizhong。zheibenxiaoshuochongmanxijuxingheyinrenrushengdeqingjie,bidinghuixiyindaliangduzhedeguanzhu。huoxuzhengshizheiyangdeyigerencainengzaitianxiadayimianqiansheqiqingai。shuodaoditaaiwo,dangengaicangsheng。wowangzhetachushenliangjiu。ketaqueyizhimeiyou……。
《我在仙侠文里直播》 第3章 免费试读
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zuoweiyigereaizhibodeupzhu,zaiwozhengzaikangkaijiangdichaozhezhibojianneisuoyouguanzhongtuijianwozuijinaishangdemanhua《badaomozunaishangwo》deshihou,wohuranchuaizhezhibochuanyuele。
kanzheyanqianzhengyilianshiwangdewangzhewodezhexianmeirener,wodailedai。
这是在搞什么?
「shizun,xianglaizheicixiaoshimeiyebushizhendexiangpanchuzongmenquzhaoyeqi,ninjiufangguotaba!」
「shiarongjing,xuanyouqingzheixiaowawashitanwanleyixie,danhaodaiyeshizanmenjianxushanzixiaoyangzaigenqiande,zhishaozheixingzishibuhuaideya!」
shizun?yeqi?rongjing?haiyoushenmexuanyouqing?
wokanzheyanqianyigegechuanzhexianfengdaogudexianrenmen,zaineixinhuanhuandachuleyigewenhao。
?
zheixiemingzitingqilaizenmeyoudianershu?
haoxiangshizuijinbeiwolieweitop1deneiben《badaomozunaishangwo》manhualidejiaose。
womengdihuanshilezhouweisuoyourenyiyan,xiayishunwodeshuangmoudingdingdeluozailemianqiansuoyourendenaodaishang。
「zheiupzhuzenmeturanhuanchangjingle?」
「e^,rongjing,yeqi,xuanyouqing?ganqingzheiupzhuzhenzhuandaoqianlea,xianzaijingranhaitouziyanyuanzhijiekaochangjingzhongxianlaituijianmanhuale!」
「haopinghaoping666。」
meigerendetoushangdouzaifengkuangdishuazhebutongdezimu,wowangzhetamennaodaishangneixierangrenyanhualiaoluandewucaibanlandeziti,zhenggerenlianshangdoushiningzhongdebiaoqing。
啥?
zheixiedoushisha?kanqilai……zenmeyoudianxiangwozhiqianzhibodeshihoushuadedanmua?
jiuzaiwozaineixinsisuo、yichoumozhanzhiji,zhijiansuoyourendetoushangdouhuranfengkuangshuaqilezhiyouvvvipcainengfasongdetuhaojindanmu。
「duitashuoa!laobideng,nilaidezhenghao!jinriwojiuyaoyishazhengdao,kanwodaweitianlongqunigouming。shuowanjinishua50gehuojian。」
「duitashuoa!laobideng,nilaidezhenghao!jinriwojiuyaoyishazhengdao,kanwodaweitianlongqunigouming。shuowanjinishua50gehuojian。」
……
neitiaoxiaoxibutingdegundongzhe,woyanleyankoushui,zhongyukeyiqueding:haoba,wozhendedaizhezhibochuanyuele!
woyongliyaoleyaochun,anzihenhen,suihouzhuantoukanxiangleneigejijielezhongrenmuguangzaishenshangdenanrenlianshang。
zhijiantachuanzheyishenjiebaizhangpao,zuoyouliangbianshiweiweitoumingdeboshazhengyingfengpiaozhe,neizhanglianjunmeiwubi,wuguanyejingzhidaolejidian,etouzhengzhongxinduanduanzhengzhengdezhangleyikexianhongdezhushazhi,gengchendetarutianshenbanderongmao。toushangzanzheyinguan,fasichuiluozaishenhou,zhenggerenkanqilaiyouyacongrongdaolejidian。
「容镜,你这……」
「好了。」
zhijianneijunmeiwubirutongzhexianyibantuochendenanrenhuranweiyandekailekou。
shashi,jianxushanderushanzhichudouanjinglexialai。
suoyourendemuguangdoujizhongzailerongjingshizundelianshang。
我亦不例外。
只是……
woshiweilewushigehuojian。
wowangzheyanqianrutongzhexianyibanderongjingshizun,mengdichongshangqianfusiyibandichaotazhandouzheshuangchunkailekou:「lao、laobideng!nilaidezhenghao,jinriwo……wo、wojiuyaoyishazhengdao,kanwo……kanwodaweitianlongquni、quni……」
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玛德,被打了。
ganshouzhehunshenshangxiakanbujianshangkouquetongdesiquhuolaideganjue,wochengren,zheishiwoershiduonianlaidiyici……shuangshouchadou,beirendadebuzhidaogairuhehaishou。
ziyaliezuidejiaohuanzhe,wobeishizunpailaiderenbawobanghuilejianxushandefangjianli。
kanzhezhongyubeixianmenqitadizicongwaimiansuoshangdefangjianmen,wodekongzhangyuleyikouqi。
唉!
zhongyuzoule,kanzhetamentoushangneixieshuadefeikuaidedanmuwozhenggerennaodaidoushiwengwengerdele。
yaoleyaotou,wozhuanguoshen「peng」diyishengbiandaozailerouruandechuangtashang。
huixiangzhegangcaifashengdeyiqie,zuowei《badaomozunaishangwo》dezhongshimanhuafensi,wokeyiqueding、yidingyijikendingdeshuo,gangcaizaijianxushanrushanchufashengdeyiqiejiushimanhuadishierhua:xuanyouqingpanchushimendeyimu。
shenchuyoushoumolemoxiaba,woqiaoqileerlangtui,kaishianzhaoyuanmanhuazhongdemiaoshuhehuafengduiyingqilegangcaichangjingchuxiandesuoyouren。
woganglaishineigeshuowobushizhendeyaoquzhaoyeqidenanren,kanqilaishuohuashichenwenyouju,zitaiyeshigongjingqianhe,xianglaiyingdangshirongjingdedadizi,yejiushiwodedashixiong——rongsui。
erhoulaizhanzaiyipangdaqiang,kanqilaimoyangyouxienianmaideyingdangshiyufashizun,shiyigezaidongmanzhongshifentengainvzhu——yejiushiwoxuanyouqingdeyiweinianzhangzhangbei。
zhiyulingyigezhanzaiyipangquanchengmeiyoushuohua,mianseyelenglengdenvzi,xianglaibianshizheishanshangchuwozhiwaiweiyideyimingnvzi——rongyusanshijiele。
wozeleyisheng,suihouzuoqileshen。
rujinxuanyouqingxiangyaopanchuzongmendexinsibeirongjingzhualegezhengzhe,ruguobushiyizhongxianrenbangmangqiuqing,neihuoxuwojiubushixianzaizheiyangjinjinbeiguanjinbizheimejiandanle。
suiranmanhuazhongxuanyouqingpanchuzongmenshiyebeirongjingjidaizhule,danneilimiandetaquezaoshoulejianxushanzuizhongdeliushisidaoleixing!
jirucixianglai,neiwoyehaisuanshixingyunde,dadishiyinwei……woshuoleneijudanibudaodehuazhuanyileshizunzhuyiliba。
bijingzheizhonghuaqueshitai……tiaoxinle,shizunjiusuanbuyinweiwopanchushimendezuimingchufawo,neidawoyidunyeshi、yeshiyinggaidemahaha……
没办法。
wozheirenjiushiqueqian、aiqian、xihuanqian,wojiuwen,sheibuxihuan?
wushigehuojiane^!neikeshiliangwanduoruanmeibi!
woliuzhekoushuiweisuodexiaozhe,shubuzhixiayikewozhengduimiandechuanghuhuranbeirencongwaimian「peng」deyishengdakai。
「ninininininini……nisheia!」
kanzhehuranchuxianzaiwomianqiandezhiqinanhai,wolimawuzhelianshouqilewoneizhangkuangdaobiantaidexiaorong,shengpahedaolezheimanhuazhongdebuzhiqingzhe。
kaiwanxiao,hengcaiyaozijiqiaoqiaofacaixinga,yaobeidajiadouzhidaoleneihaifashenmecai?
bushiyoujuguhuashuodehaoma,fushiyimicheng,yanyixiebaina!
woyaoleyaotou,yindeduimianshaoniancumeiyidun,「xiaoshijie,ninaodaibeidashale?」
「ninaodaicaibeidashale……le……」
dengdeng,shenmedongxi?xiaoshijie?
wokanzheyanqiandeshaonian,jinghuleyisheng。
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kanlaihaishishicele,jingranchadianwangjilezheimanhualidelingwailianggeguanjianrenwu——ershixiongrongshanhexiaoshidirongyan。
kandaozheili,shibushijiuyourenxiangyaowenwoweishenmewodeshixiongshijieshididougenzheshifuxingrong,erzhiyouwoxingxuan?
neinimenbuzhidaoleba……
呵呵。
因为我也不知道。
kenengshiyuanmanhuazuozhenaodaiyebeishizundashaleba。
kanzheyanqiandexiaoshidirongyanluchuleyisishanxiao,woheiheidao,「rongyan,nixiaozizhaowoyoushenmeshia?」
yitingwokaikou,rongyanbian「peng」diyishengguanshanglechuanghu,suihouyoujingtidesizhouguanchaleyifan,jiercaisongleyikouqi。
「xu!xiaoshijie,nixiaodianersheng,ninlaoxianzaikeshihaizaibeishizunguanjinbini!nizheimedashengshengpabierentingbujianwolaizhaonilea!」
fengkuangdenazheshizhidizhewodezuichun,rongyanneizhangzhiyoushiersansuidexiaolianshangdoumaochulexiexulenghan。
wowunaidenakaitadeshouzhi,shenziyekualekuadao,「nipashenme,wozheigeguanjinbidoumeipa。shuoba,nilaizhaowoyoushenmeshia?」
kanzheyanqianderongyan,fuerwoyouxiangdaoletadeluanshenggegerongshan。
neixiaozishiliuqisui,yaozhenjiandaoxianshishijiedewohaidehanwoyishengdajiejie。
kexianzaiwoquedaolezheimanhualilai,ruozhihouyaoshijiandaota,neiyitaduixuanyouqingneimoyangtaidu,wodaoshihoukenengzhendehuiyoudian……zhaojiabuzhuna!
anzitanzhe,genbenmeizhuyidaoshenpangrongyanshuodehua,zhidaotanule,wocaigangadehuiguoshen。
「xiaoshijie!nidaodizenmele!woshuodehuanijiujingyoumeiyouting,nishibushizhendebeishizunjidahuainaodaile!?」
rongyanrangrangleqilai,yifuxiaohaizidepiqiyoushanglaile。
「小点儿声!」
「我不!」
made!mingminggangcaihairangwobieneimedashengde。
wolianseyichen,suihoumengdishenchushouyibawuzhuletadezui。
「唔唔!唔唔!」
kanzheyanqianfengkuangzhengzhazhechaowoqiuraoderongyan,wogouchunyixiao。
he,nixiaozi,haizhenyiweijiejiezhibulenileshiba?haibushiyaojinidianyansekankannicaitinghua!
woanzifufeizhe,suihoujiantazhongyubaozhengbuzaidahanhou,wofangkailetadezui,xiayimiao,rongyanhenhendechuanqileqilai。
「shuoba,zheicinigaiyuanyihaohaoshuoleba?」wotanletanshou,mianshangyangqijianjiandewunai。
「heng!」rongyankanlewoyiyang,qihenghengdemoyang,shifenkeai,suihouyoufangfoshibugandezuiwo,haobanshanghoucaizaicikailekou,keshengyintingqilaihaiyouxieaojiao。
「zhiqiandoushixiaoshijiedaiwoquyiyueyicidexianmenjishide,zheicinibeishizunguanqilaile,neijiuyouwolaidainiquba!」
shuoba,rongyandeyiyangyangdeyixiao,zhenggerenjiuxiangneigepinuocaozhangzhanglebiziyibandejiaoao,jiuchamanlianxieshang:hengheng,wolihaibadejigedazile!
仙门集市?
tingzherongyankouzhongdezheisigezi,womeitouweiweiyizhou,fengkuangdezainaohaizhongxunmiqilemanhualiduixianmenjishidemiaohui。
danhenkuai……wofaxianwonaodailiduicijingranmeishenmejiyi。
xiangzhemanhualibeiyibidaiguodexianmenjishi,woyinuzhixia……nuleyixia。
suihouanmalemanhuazuozheshifenzhonghou,wozhuanguotouchaozherongyanluchulewozheibeizizuizuizuiweixinqienankandeweixiao。
「a——neizanmenkeaidexiaoshidi,niyaozenmedaixiaoshijiequni?」
「zheinijiubuyongguanle,genzhewozouba。」rongyansonglesongxiaobizi,lianshangsihudouduiwodeexinbiaoqingdaishangleyisixianqi。
「nizhihoubiezailuchuneibiaoqingle,kanqilai……yi,haoexin。」
玛德,你个臭小子!
bansuizhewoneixindejieze,henkuaizairongyandailingdeqiguaibazheduozangxia,wozhongyudaolezheigebeiyuanmanhuazuozheyongyiju:「manshizhenxiu,qianguzhibao」erdaiguodexianmenjishizhong。
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liucaishi、xianleming、letaojing,yanqiansuoyoudegaojiexianjudourangwoyiciyouyicideyanqianyiliang。
zhiganjuedangchuneixiezaimanhuazhongsuomiaohuidegaojiexianjujingranyoujihuibeiwoqinyanyijian,zheizhenshi!sierwuhanlea!
dongmomoxikankan,yanqiandeyiqierangwofengkuangdeyanhualiaoluan。
rongyangenzaiwodeshenhou,sihuduiwodeyiqieguaiyixingweidouchongmanlebulijie。
zhongyu,woganjuedaotasihurenwukeren。
taweiqudebaofachuleyishengdishengdekongsuhenuhou。
「xiaoshijie,nijintianjiujingzenmehuishia?buliwo,youxiangmeijianguoshimianyiyang,zheixiedongxishizunbushisonglenihenduoma,erqienifanglibushihaiyoubizheixiegengzhenguidexianjuma?」
rongyanmeitouyuecuyuejin,zhenggerendemianshangdoubaozhedeshiduiwohuaiyibiaoqing,zhujianchaowokaojin,「buduijing,xuanyouqing,nijintian,hen、bu、dui、jing!」
「你有病啊!」
womengdishenshouqiaoleyixiarongyandenaomen,tongdetashashibiandundiaiyoleyisheng。
「suanle,woshouhuiwogangcaishuodehua,nihaishiyiyang……heyiqianyiyangbaozao!」
「rongyan,wodasini!」
「e^e^e^!xiaoshijie,ting!」rongyanshenchuyoushoumengdidangzaiwochaotachongqudeshenqian,「niyaoshizaidawonijinriyaoxiangmaishenmedongxiwokejiubufuqianlee。」
「fuqian?qie,sheizaihunineidianqian。」
jiekeshiyouwushigehuojiandenvren,hehe。
「shima?xiaoshijiezheimexiaozhang?」zhijianrongyanhuaihuaiyixiao,suihoudishengchaowofuerdao,「keshizunbushiyijingtinglexiaoshijieyuefengxianshilema?xiaoshijienalihailaideqiana?」
我靠!
duia,zheilikebushixianshishijiea,zheilikeshimanhualidejianxushana!
mengdiyipainaomen,wozhongyuyishidaolezijidechujing。
xiayimiao,wohanzheleiyanleiwangwangdekanxianglerongyan。
rongyan:?shenmedongxibiandezheimekuai?
e!yuanlaishixiaoshijiedelian。
「rongyan,ni……nishihuagaosuwo,woshibushi……tebiedeqiong。」
「是!」
tingzherongyanyijutuokouerchudekendingdaan,woganjuedaowodexinshunjianbeihenhendicileyidao。
shenmezhinan,yetaizhijieleba!xiaoxinniyihouqubudaolaopo!
wuxiongkoutuxue.jpg。
「buguomeiguanxilaxiaoshijie,zanmenzhengqianhaishitingrongyide。」
huoxushirongyanjianwomiansejianjianbuyu,henkuaide,tabiankaikoushanxiaozhedaqilehaha。
「biruzanmenxianjiejianxushanzuiyouqiandejiudangshusimingzhanglaole,tazhangguanzheliujiesuoyourendemingbu,tameicibangxianzisuansuanminghuozheshidaorenjianzuodaoshizongnengzhuanhaoduoqian。」
「xiaoshijieruoshinengdedaosimingzhanglaodeqinchuanzhidao,xiangbizhihouyedingnengzhuangepenmanbomana!bijingsimingzhanglaodemingshengkeshizaizhenggexianjiedoujiayuhuxiaode。」
「zhendema?!」woturanxingxingyanleqilai。
未来!有希望了!
「zhendea!wopianniganma?zhishi……」rongyankendingdidaleyiju,jierlianshangyouhudeluchuleyouyudeshenselai,「zhishixiaoshijieruoyaoqubaisimingzhanglaoweishidehua,taduobanyebuhuishouxiaoshijienizheigetudide。」
「bijing……niyijingshishizundetudile,erqiejiusuanshinizhenquxue,yinggai、dagai、kenengyexuebuhuisuanmingneiwanyier……ba……」
rongyanchuaicezhewodenuyixiaoxinyiyideshuozhe。
dandangran,xiayimiaotazhongjiuhaishidedaolewozaicisongjitadeyigebaoli。
「啊……痛!」
buhaoyisi,nvrenxinhaidizhen,wodejianyishi,nanrenbiesuibiancainvrendexinsi。
wohenghengzhezhuanguoleshen,neiyishunjian,wokanzhemeigerennaodaishanghaizaifengkuangshuazhededanmuluchulejianzhadeyixiao。
bijingshanrenma,ziyoumiaoji。
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「lailailai!zouguoluguobuyaocuoguoa,jianxushanguanmendizizaixiansuanming,zhisuanyouyuanren!buzhunbuyaoqian!tongsouwuqia……」
「nizhenshijianxushandeguanmendizi?」
wodasangmendejiaomaishenghenkuaibianxiyinlailedapiandapiandexiaoxian,tamenyiquanyouyiquandejulongzaiwodetanzimianqian。
meigerendenaomenshangfangdoushikuangshua「???」dedanmu。
「ziranshizhende,zheishiwoshenfendezhengming。」
huayinkankanluoxia,wobianconghuailitaochulezhiyoujianxushandiziduyoudeyupeilingpai。
「zhendeshijianxushandeguanmendizia!neiqibushishicongsimingzhanglao?dashi!dashibangwosuansuanba!」
「bieqiangna!dashixiansuanwodexiansuanwode,womingying……a!bieji……mingyingsuibiansuana!」
kanzheyanqianyiwofengfengqiangdexiaoxianmen,wojianxiaozhezaibeidiliyinxiandezalezashe。
baoyisihabaoyisi,zheigejianxushanrongjingshizundeguanmendiziyeshijianxushandeguanmendizima。
sheizhidaowoshibushisimingzhanglaodedizi?fanzhengrujinjianxushanyebuguojiuyufa、rongjinghesimingsanweixianzunle。
erqieworujinyoushiguazhesuanmingdemingtou,suoyourenzirandoujuedewoshisimingzhanglaodeguanmendizile。
woheiheiyixiao,huangulesizhouyiquan,henkuaiyigerentoudingshangdejinhuangsedanmuxiyinlewodezhuyi。【cichuweifufeijiedian】xiayizhang
我在仙侠文里直播