《我在娱乐圈靠“敬业”走红》 小说介绍
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《我在娱乐圈靠“敬业”走红》 第一章 免费试读
娱乐圈舔狗一姐
1.
wojiaoxuhaoyuan,shijinjinianyulequanmingshengqueqidedanghongxiaoheixing。
qitamingxingkaoyanji,kaozuopin,kaorenyuanchizhayulequan。
erwobuyiyang,wokaotian,kaotianbianyulequanmeiyiweinanxingdengdingresou。
wodeheifenmenzaiwoxinfahuodongdeweibodixiafengkuangdisswo。
【tiangoutiangou,tiandaozuihoubianchenggou!】
【tiangouyijieyouchulaiyingyele,gaibuhuizheiciyouyaotianxinjinyingdipengxiaoranleba!】
【ai!woyeyouyugan,xutiangouzheicidemubiaoshiwojiagege!】
wofankanzhezheixiepinglun,xinligantanzheiqunwangyouhaizhenshicongming。
zheiciyitongcanjialianzongdesuiranyousiweinanjiabin,danwodeheifenmenzongshinengqingeryijudicaidaowodexiangfa。
「xuhaoyuan,wogaosuni,nizhendeyijingshiquanwangpendedibule,zheicicanjialianzongdejihuishiwohaoburongyijiniqiulaide,nikeqianwanyaobachizhunidexin,bunengzaidangtiangoule!」
zheiyijingshijingjirenxiajiedin+1ciduiwojinxingdingzhule。
wofuyandiduizhetadianlediantou,suihouduizhechelidexiaojingzijiukaishizhenglizhetoushangdebaisehudiejie。
xiajiekanwozheifubuyiweirandeyangzi,jiuzhidaowoyoumeibatadehuafangzaixinshang。
tahentiebuchenggangdikanzhewo,zhengzhunbeikaishizaijiaoyuwoyidunshi,wobianlikeyanjishoukuaidixialeche。
gangyixiache,bianyouwushutaishexiangtouduizaiwodelianqian。
zaibuyuanchu,youyitaijudadezhibopingmu,shangfangdanmubuduangundong。
womiqiyanjing,dagaisaolesao,jibenquandoushimawotiangou,rangwolipengxiaoranyuanyidiandepinglun。
benlaijuedewugandewoturanbeiyitiaopinglunxiyinzhulemuguang。
【liangnianqianxuhaoyuanfengpinghaishibucuode,jieguoyinweitaneitiangouwuxiaxiandecaozuodaozhixianzaiquanwangchao,zhenbuzhidaorujindetashifouhouhuitacengjingdejudong?】
后悔?
no,no,no!
baituo,wokeshijinpaizhiyetiangou,liangnianlaikao「tian」zhuandepenmanboman。
jiuzaizuotianshouxiaxingukededingjinhou,wolimajiuzaiyanjingsanhuanneiquankuantiletaoxinfang。
zheikebidangmingxingzhuanqiankuaiduole!
so,wozenmekenenghuihouhuini。
2.
shouhuimuguanghou,woduizhejingtouluchuyigewanmeidexiaorong。
suihoubujingyidimolemotoushangdebaisehudiejiefaka,yanshenhanxiao,fengqingwanzhongdichaozheneibianyijingluozuodepengxiaoranzouqu。
kandaowomudexingzheimeqiangdewangyoumenlikezaizhibojianzhakaileguo。
「wokao,zheixuhaoyuanhaizhenshishengmenga,tashenzhidoubuzhuangyixiahanxuneilianshenmedema!」
「wandanle,wojiagegeshanggeyuecaixinjinyingdi,benlaikaikaixinxindixiangcanjiagezongyixiuxi,jieguoxuhaoyuanzhengzheisichu!xintengwojiagege!」
jiuzaiwangyoupengjiwodeshihou,woyijingzoudaopengxiaorandemianqianle。
pengxiaoranmianselengjun,yishenheisexizhuang,yifuqingaiyuwowuguandejinyuyangzi。
ruguobushitazuotiancaijiwozhuanguozhang,wokenengjiuzhenyaoxiangxintaderenshele。
wowanxiayao,yutaduishi,muguangshencaiyiyi,qiadaohaochudizaijingtoumianqianluchuzijidesquxian。
shengyinbudabuxiao,queganghaonengrangpingmuduimiandewangyoutingqing。
「xiaorangege,haimeilaidejigongxininadaoyingdichenghaoni,gegezhenlihaiya!」
pengxiaoranmeitoujinzhou,luchudaoxuebandexiahexian,taimoulengshengwenleju:「youshi?」
哈?就回我俩字?!
made,haizhenshibazhuangbiguanchedaodia!
woneixinyidunbibi,danmianshangquebuxian。
woduqizuiba,zhabazheyanjing,shengyindiadiadao:
「xiaorangege,tingshuonizuixihuanbaisele,zhenshihaoqiaoe,wojintiandaidezhenghaoshibaisefaka,womenhaoyouyuane~」
cihuayichu,raoshiyixiangmensaodepengxiaorandouyouxiebengbuzhule,yanshenchuxianbodong,sihuzaiwenwogaoshenmesichu!
zhibojiancishiyeshiyidunshuaping,tucaowozheicitiandezhengoushengyingde。
woyongwugudeyanshenanfuzhepengxiaoran,biaomingzheidoushiwodejiqiao。
tiangoujichu,gatianweishang。
wocetoubamuguangluozaipengxiaoranpangbianzuozhedenvjiabinshang,「jiejienihao,qingwenwomenkeyihuangeweizhima?woxianggenwoxiaorangegezuozaiyiqi。」
【qnmd,tiangouligegeyuandian,bielaizhanbian!】
【xuhaoyuannaozishibushibuzhengchanga,zhijietichulaihuanzuoweiyetailipuleba,erqiesheishitaxiaorangegea!】
zheiweinvjiabinsihuyeshimeinengxiangdaowohuizhijiebazheihuashuochukou。
tagangadixiaolexiao,zhilezhiyizibeihoudemingpai,dao:「buhaoyisia,zheishidaoyanzuguidingde,bunenghuanweizhide。」
woshiwangdidianlediantou,danjinjiezhe,woyanjinghuranyiliang,huankuaidipaodaoxieyouzijimingpaideyizigenqian。
nazouyizishangdezuodian,fangzaipengxiaoranjiaodibian,jiuyi**zuoleshangqu。
dunshi,quanchangjijing......
suoyourendemuguangdoujujizailewoshenshang。
3.
【e,zheijieshibushiwangletahaodaiyeshigeersanxiandenvmingxingni,tazhenjiuzheimehuochuqule?!】
kanzhesuoyourendemuguangjujizaiwoshenshang,woyeshiyouxiehaixiude。
biewenjieweishenmezheimepin,wenjiushipengxiaoranjidetaiduole。
jiezhidaoxianzai,chulezuihouyiweishenminanjiabinmeidaochangzhiwai,qiqiweidouyijingruzuo。
daoyanzurangwomenqiweijiabinjitizhuanyidaodating,zhunbeilingqujintianderenwuka。
woquanchengmubuzhuanjingdikanzhepengxiaoran,yanlidaixiao,bayiweihuachixiaomimeidexingxiangtixiandilinlijinzhi。
yipangdechuhuakanbuxiaqule,gagaduizhewofanbaiyan:「xuhaoyuan,ninengbunengbiezuochuzheimediaojiadejudonglai,gennizaitongyigezhibojianchuxian,wodoujuedediuren!」
wowuyudipielepiezheigewoweiyiyigeyulequanmingxingzhongdeheifen。
made,haizhenshinadounengpengjianta。
wochencijihuiganjinjiangshentikaoxiangpengxiaoran,qingqingpaidazhetadexiongkou:
「yingyingying,nizenmenengzheimeshuowoni,xiaorangege,niqianwanbieyinweitashuodehuaerduiwoyinxiangbuhaoa!」
chuhuaduizhewoshuqiguojiyouyazhongzhi:「nikezhenshizhuadaojiale!」
pengxiaoranyibajiangwotuikai,yifuqinglengxianzimoyang,dao:「xuxiaojienihao,qingliwoyuanyidianhaoma?」
womeitouyitiao,youhe,hairangnijizhuangshangle!
wodalaqizuijiao,zhuangzuobuqingbuyuandicongpengxiaoranshenbiannuole1cm。
jianworeliantieleleng**,chuhuazhijiewududaxiao:「hahahahaha,wokao,xuhaoyuanniyetaidiurenleba,zhenshixiaobuhuole!」
wodiashengdiaqidao:「wozenmehuidiurenni,wozheishizaiyongganzhuiqiuai,guangrongdehen,zaishuole,xiaorangegerangwoyuandianshiweilerangwoliangjulichanshengmeia!」
【666,nengtiandaozheizhongdibuyeshimeisheile,zhishikulewojiagegebeizheimegenvrenchanshang,aiyushenshihaibunengzhijieduitashuogun!】
【zheidanglianzongyouchuhuazaiwojiufangxinle,chudaxiaojiekeshiwomendehulianwangzuiti!】
【duile,zuihouyiweishenmijiabindaodishisheia,kaweizheimedama?】
说曹操,曹操到。
datingmenwaixiangqijiaobusheng,suihou,damenzhujianbeituikai。
jiuzaisuoyourendouquhaoqidikanshenmijiabinshisheishi,woganjinbamuguangsisiluozaipengxiaoranlianshang,kezhizhuzijidehaoqixin。
zheizhongshihoukeshiwofahuitiangoutezhangdezuijiashiji,dengrihouwangyouhuikanzheicizhibo,jueduinengfaxiandaowozheigexiaoxijie。
jiaobushengyuelaiyuejin,dajiajingrandouyikoutongshengdifachujingtan。
「waqu,jingranshita!」
jiulianwoyizhisidingzhedepengxiaorandoumeibengzhubiaoqing,yanluzhenjingzhise。
wokao,zheisheia,kaweizheimedadema!
woneixinhaoqidexiaohuomiaorandegengwangle。
xiayimiao,yipianyinyingjiangluozaiwotouding。
woyangqizuijiao,huanhuanniutou,zhunbeijianyijiantadelushanzhenmianmu。
daiwokanqinglaiderenshisheihou,wodexiaorongshunjianninggu。
玛德,怎么是他!
4.
离宴尘!
yulequancengjingduancengshidedingliu,yichudaojidianfeng,guoneiwaigedajiangxiangnadaoshouruan,cengbeiyuwei「yulequanzhongdeziweixing」。
keshiliangnianqian,jiuzaitadanghongshiqi,taqueturanxuanbutuiquandexiaoxi,congcixiaoshengniji,zaiwutadexiaoxi。
tayichuchang,zhibojianderenqidunshiduanyashishangzhang,shunjianzhanlingmoushou,mouyindediyiming,zaixianrenshugengshitupojingrendebaiwan!
【**!womeikancuoba!shichenge!wodechengehuilaile!】
【aaaa,chengezheishidasuanfuchulema!women‘chenai’yizhizaidengnia!】
【liangnianle,wodenanshenzhongyuyouchuxianle!woxuanbu,neiludiyishenyanhuigui!】
bujinruci,liyanchenyilumian,zhibojiandepingmubianbutingpiaozheliwutexiao,shuliangduodaorangrenjuede「jianianhua」sanmaoyigeni!
buguocikedewokemeixinqingquzaiyizhibojiandeshiqing,woxianzaihunshenjiuyigexiangfa。
liyanchenzheilaoderjueduishilaibaofuwode!
zhishiyishun,wobianconggangcaijiangyingdezhuangtaizhongtuoli,suihouyangqitoudaliangqirujindeliyanchen。
baixiguangjiedelianpangshang,zhangzheyiduifangfozanglezhengpianxingkongdeshuangyan,etousuifaweijuan,yingtingbizixiadebochunqinzheyimonairenxunweidexiaoyi。
tashenzitingbagaoda,zhenggerenzidaiyicengguangmang,rangrenwangerquezhi。
liyanchentaishou,shenchuxiuzhangdeshouzhi,duizhewoweixiaodao:「nishixuxiaojieba,jiuyangdaming,qingduozhijiao。」
【nanshennihutua!nizenmepaoguoqugenzheigetiangouwoshoula!】
【jiushia,nanshennizheiliangnianshibushangwangma,nibuzhidaotadefengpingyouduochama,xiaoxintachanshangnia!】
wangyouwanquanshixianchiluobudancaoxinle,qiebushuowoduiliyanchenmeixingqu,jiusuanyou,woyeyouwodezhiyecaoshou,wokeshiyaofuwuwoxianzaidegukede。
woduqizuibayaoleyaotou:「hengaoxingrenshini,buguowoshoujiusuanleba,bijingwoxianzai......youxihuanderenle。」
shuozhe,woshenqingdiwangxiangpengxiaoran。
meixiangdaodoudaozheizhongshihoule,pengxiaoranjingranhaishizheimebujimianzidebatouniuleguoqu,jiwoliuxiayigetoufanongmidehounaoshao。
绝,真绝!
liyanchenshouhuileshou,mianhanchaofengzhiyi,muguangzaiwohepengxiaoranzhijianliuzhuan,qingkeyisheng,youyoudao:「kanlaixuxiaojieshidanxiangsini。」
axiba!zaizheilaodermianqianmianzidiule!
jiexialai,liyanchenaigequxiangqitajiweijiabinwenhaowoshou,wanquanmeiyoudingliudejiazi。
qitajiweijiabinshouchongruojingdihuiyingzhe,youqishilingwailianggenvjiabin,zhijieyanmaoxiaoaixin,shixianzhijienianzailiyanchenshenshangle。
rendoudaoqile,daoyanzubianxuanbuhuodongkaishile。
womenxianzaisuozaidedifangshiyichuhaibian,jintianderenwujiushikaowomenbagerendeliliang,zaihaitanshangduguoyigemeimiaodeyewan。
bijingweifeng,xiayehehaibian,zuinenggouqinannvjianzuichunzhideaimei。
daoyanzubawomenbagerenfenchengliangzu,yizufuzedazhangpeng,zhaochaihuo,lingyizufuzexiahaibuyixiejinwanyaokaodehaihuo。
wo,liyanchen,pengxiaoranhechuhuafuzedazhangpeng,lingwaisirenxiahai。
kandaofenzujieguohou,wolimajintiepengxiaoran,zhuangzuoshifenjingxidao:
「oye!xiaorangege,zanliangkezhenyouyuanfen,canjiatongyidangjiemu,haifenchengtongyizu,zheishibushinengshuomingshangtiandouzaicuanduowolianga!」
pengxiaoranshizhongmiansedanran,pielewoyiyanhou,jiuzhuanshennaqizhangpengcailiaozoule,tuliuwoyigerenyuandijiaozhikoudi!
chuhua「puchi」yishengxiaolechulai,zezechaofengdao:「haizhenshireliantielegeleng**ni!」
liyanchenzheilaoderyebiezhexiaofuhedao:「kanlaixuxiaojieduizijideliankeshixialebushaogongfuni,baoyangdezhenshihoua!」
                
                                我在娱乐圈靠“敬业”走红