被狗咬后，我能听懂全类动物语言
《被狗咬后，我能听懂全类动物语言》 小说介绍
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《被狗咬后，我能听懂全类动物语言》 第5章 免费试读
“zhongshengzhiwoshichongwushougeji。”
xiaminglanghuankuaidepaoleliangquan，xingfendishuo：“zheimingzizenmeyang，lihaiba！jianjiewodoubangnixianghaole：shangbeizi，yinweitingbudongdongwushuohua，woyiyuerzhong；xianzai，wozhongshengle，wofashi，yidingyaoduohuishuyuwodeyiqie。”
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xiaanwulian：zhendehaoxiuchi。
“nengbunenghuanyigea？”
“huanshenmea，zheigeduohao，zhongsheng、chongwu、shougeji，zheijigecizhijieshezhixuannian，tigaolewangyoudexingqu，rangrensikao，zhaoyingtimu。jidianmingzhongxin，youchengshangqixia，biaodalezhubodesixiangzhiqing。”
xiaan：“nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema？”
gouzinaotou：“heiheihei，buhaoyisi，naozilizhishitaiduo，jiluanle。”
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xiaan：wobujinzhang，shinijiwozhunbeidegaozitaitangzuile，woshizaishishuobuchukoua。
xiaminglangbuzhidaozhurenzaixiangshenme，tayilianqidaidikanzheta，cuicudao：“kuainiana。”
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“dajiahao，woshixiaan，yimingchongwugoutongshi。”
xiaminglang：henhao，henbang，kuaijixu。
夏安：……
“nihaizaiweiaichongbuchifanerfannaoma？
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jintianbuyao998，yebuyao368，
只需要一个小心心，
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夏明朗急得团团转。
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“什么才艺？”
“nichuzhiling，wozuodongzuo，xiaoyanger，zheibumisitamen。”
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xiaananweidao：“zhengshiyinweifumuaini，caihuibazheifenaiyefendaonidechongwushenshang。ruguoniburentongzheigezuofa，neijiuhetamenhaohaodeshuoshuo，bietaizheji，woxiangxintamenhuilijiede。”
“ng，xiexie**jie，wohuihaohaohetamengoutongde。”
nvshengdaolexie，youshualegexiaoliwuhoujiuxiaxianle。