《饭嫔娘娘她又跑调了》 小说介绍
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zuoweixiaomingdingdingdemeishibozhu,wochuanchenglezuibuqiyandefeipin。huanghoudeshengchenyan,
pangrensongjinyinyuqihechouduan,wosongnaichazhajihehanbao,shunbiangaogeyiquwodedaibiaozuo。
「huanghouniangniangwoxiangmaibaobao,huanghouniangniangwoyaochihaohao,yaochiwuhuaroua,yaochihanbaobao,
huanghouniangniangnikuaidianlaibaoxiao。」tafengxindayue:「nizuofanhenhaochi,biancifenghaoweifan,jinniweipinwei,
jinwanliusujingyanggong。」danshi,meirengaosuwo,huanghouniangniangshihuangshangcosplayde!
1woshiyigewurenwenjindemeishibozhu,kaochanggepaodiaochuquanhou,
wozoushanglebumeinanbumeinvzhimeiqiandebuguilu。sheixiang,maikefengloudian,bawodianchuanyuele。kee。
pingshenmebierenchuanchenghuanghou、gongzhu、wangfei,zenmelundaowo,zhishichuanchenghougongzhizhongzuibuqiyandechangzai。
woanweiziji,changzaihaodaiyuexinwushiliang,shuihouzheherenminbiyiwanliangqianwu,
biwodangmeishibozhudeshouruduoduole。gongnvtumiquegenwosuanleyibizhang。「xiaozhu,nizuoridianleshaoe,
qianridianlejiaomaji、daqianridianlecuipikaoya,zongjiershiwubaiyin。」「haiyou,yinweihuoshitaihao,
nipanglezhengzhengshijin,shangyijuyoujinicaileliangshenxinyishang、sanjiandudouhesishuangxiewa,zongjiershiliang。」
woxinxudao:「bushihaiyouwuliangdeyingyuma?」「niedebanyequyuhuayuanzhaipipa,
bushenluoshuihoumeirenyuanyijiuni。」「shinubinachujinyoudewuliangyinzi,yangqiuyigexiaotaijianxiadeshui。」
「xiaotaijianshizidakaikou,feiyaoshiliangyinzi,nubizhinengtinixieleyizhangqiantiao。」......xuetongtong,
nizheigedachanyatou!nielenieshenshangdezhuirou,wotongdingsitong,dasuanziligengsheng、zishiqili、zijizizu。
zhiyouwoyigerenzhudesuiyuexuanzaihuanggongdejijiaogala,bujinrenyanxishao,erqieyouyipiankongzhedehuangdi,
zhenghaoshihezhongcai。shuoganjiugan,wohetumirehuochaotiandizaizhuangban**nongchang,
suiyuexuanturanlaileyigebusuzhike。「xuexiaozhu,niqiannucaidewuliangyinzidasuanshenmeshihouhai?」
xiaotaijianshengaobachi、jianmeixingmu、kuanjianzhaibei,wolianzhanmannitudeshoudoulaibujixi,lazhutajijizhazha。
「gonggong,ninianfangjihe?yuefengduoshao?keyouxianghaode?」meibanfa。shenghuosuopo。
zhongziyaoqian、nongjuyaoqian、feiliaoyaoqian、xiaojiziyeyaoqian。qiaofunanweiwumizhichui,zheigeyueguoquwutianeryi,
wobianchengleqiongguangdan。tumishuo,gongzhongdexuduorendouyoufuye。biru,
youtianxiadiyimeirenzhichengdeguifeigenzuifushengmingderuyilouhezuochulianmingdeshoushi,
laizixiyudexiangfeizaijingchengzuirenaodejieshikaileyijiayanzhipuzi,
chushenshangjiazhijiadehuanghouniangnianggengshishengyibianbutianxia,linggerenzaiyidangfeipindefenglu。haojiahuo。
hezhequangongshangxiawozuiqiong。2huangdidengjisannian,heqinghaiyan、shisuihefeng、guotaiminan。
tayixinpuzaizhengshishang,wuxinqingqingaiai,shitaihouzuozhuxuanlesiweifeipinrugong。huanghouyouqian,guifeiyoumao,
xiangfeiyouhoutai。eryuanzhu,youdeshiweikouheweikou......tingshuoshiyinweichidongxitaixiang,
taihoukanzhetahenxiafan,guerxuanletayigebapinzhimaguandenver,
xiwangtanengranghuangdiwei(kai)kou(zhi)da(san)kai(ye)。kexi,taihouyudaolegengxiafandechulian,
yiranjuerandiligongchuzoule。yuanzhuzheigeyimeiqianermeikaoshandeshekongjiguanbuzhuzui、youmaibukaitui,
zhijinweicengjianguohuangdiyimian。tumijiwochuzhuyi,tashuoxiaotaijianzhangdehaokan,yinggaihuiyouxuduogongnvxihuan。
jieshizaisuiyuexuanbanyichangxiangqindahui,zhuangebaibashiliangbushiwenti。tabuzaoshuo!guwangjinlai,
dangmeipoqueshilaiqiankuai。xiaotaijianjingtidao:「xuexiaozhu,zheiyuwuliangyinziyouheganxi?」「you,dangranyou。」
woshouwuzudao:「gonggongnimianruguanyu、yingjunxiaosa、fengliutitang,dingyouxuduoguniangqingmuyuni。」
「shengongjimo,nixiangbuxiangzhaoyigeduishipeinikanxingxingkanyueliang,congshicigefutandaorenshengzhexue?」
「zhiyaonideyijuhua,wohuiweinizhunbeihaoyiqie。」xiaotaijianmomingqimiaodilianhongle。「ni,nibuzhixiuchi!
nibushoufudao!nijianyisiqian!」kee。wodangmeipozenmebuzhixiuchi、bushoufudao、jianyisiqianle。
buguanshizhongdihaishidangmeipo,wodoushirenzhende。weilebiaoshichengyi,wodianqijiaojian,
dingzhetadeyanmou:「gonggong,woshirenzhende。」rouyankejiande,xiaotaijiandelianjiapashangtuohong,
xiangjileyoudayoushuilingdefanqie。「keke,wozhidaole。」tapaodebituzihaikuai,wobudebudashenghanhua。
「gonggong,sanrihoudexushi,wozaisuiyuexuandengni,womenbujianbusan!」
xushiwodedasangmenchaodaolezhuzaigebidegebidegebidehuanghouniangniang,
tajuranpotianhuangdiyaoqingwocanjiatadeshengchenyan。tumijidexiangreguoshangdemayi,
xuxutaotaofanzhaosuiyuexuanzhiqiandewujian。zuizhong,tademuguangluozaixiaotaijiansonglaideliangzhidagongjishenshang。
zhiwozhe,tumiye!huanghouwenroudafang、zhizhangliugong、yaochanwanguan,zhiyaotaoletadehuanxin,
wohaichouzaihougongmeiyouhaoriziguoma?woxiangxin,meiyourennengjujuewodezhaopaisijiantao。3manghuoleyigeshichen,
woxiongjiujiuqiangangdiqulejingyanggong。guifeijiaqiangdaibang:「yo,zheibushiqianxierizidiaojinchitangdexuechangzaima?
zenmebujianniqingshouxiexu,fanerkanqilaihaipangle。」xiangfeiyangaoyuding:「xuechangzai,
nideshenshangzenmeyouyiguqiqiguaiguaideweidao?nvhaizi,zuizhongyaodeshiganjing,nizhidaoma?」
tumibujinweiwonieleyibalenghan,danxinwowangjicixingdemude。xiaohua。
piaoliangjiejiemenbiwangluopenziwenrouduole。woxianmudikanxiangguifei:「guifeijiejie,nizhangdehaomei!
zhenshimeiruweinasihuangjinbilibandeqiji。wohenbudeyoukuyoujiaocongwuxingshanxia,soudeyishengcuanchulai,
paobianwuyue,pazhumulamafeng,laiyigeluoxuanguidiweinindemeimaoerkuqidaozhenhan,linghunchuqiao,
wuzangliufuzhandou,yanleixingchengzhangjianghuanghetaipingyang,ziyanglezhenggedadi。」
woyoushenqingkuankuandikanxiangxiangfei:「wufamiaoshuxiangfeini,woxiangkenengshilingchensandianweimiandehaitanghua,
shishijieshangweiyiyiduomeigui,shiyitianneidesishisiciriluo,shishengxiadezuihouyilvfeng,
shidingfeirenshengzhongdemeiyiciyiyanwannian,shijishishijiantingzhiyijiuweiaiyitiaodongdexinzang,
shimeiyicizhuanshendelangmanshouchang,shichongbaiyukuangre,shijimoyukuitan,shigupiyuhuangliang,shireaiyuchenzui,
shifengkuangyuzhangyang,suiranwonengshuohuidao,danshikanjiannidehuawohaishizhaobuchuzuiwanmeidecilaixingrong,
qianyanwanyuhuichengyijuhuabuguoshi:feichangxihuanni。」
tumi:......zaichangdegongren:......guifeihexiangfei:xingxingyanhaixiuwulian。yucitongshi,
huanghouniangniangshanliangdengchang。guifeisongleruyilouzhuanmenweitadazaodeyitaohuangjintoumian,guangcaiduomu、guiqibiren。
xiangfeisongletaqinshoudiaopeidexiangxun、xiangfenhexiangnang,yongliaozhengui、jijinshehua。lundaowo,
wohetumigezitizhelianggeshihe。guifeihexiangfeiyiweiwoqiongdedingdangxiang,zhinengzijixiachuzuocailiaobiaoxinyi,
buyueertongweiwodayanhu。「xuemeimeizhishiyigexiaoxiaodechangzai,songdeliwuxunchangyixieyezhengchang,
huanghoujiejiekemoyaoxianqi。」「huanghoujiejie,xuemeimeideneifenlisuanwode,
wozaijinisongyigexiangzhen、yichuanxiangzhukehao?」huanghoutiaomei:「bengonghaibucengqiaoguoxuemeimeisongdeli,
liangweimeimeihebizheibankeqi。」4womangbudieshangqianyibu,jiekaishihedegaizi。shunjian,xiangqisiyi,
suoyourendouyanleyankoushui。「zheixieshihewu?bengongcongweijianguo。」wogonggongjingjingdao:「huihuanghouniangniangdehua,
zheishichenqieweininteyizuodeshengchenyan。」「zhajiyuyijixiang,hanbaoyuyiyuanman,pisayuyibaorong,
naichayuyitianmi。」「chenqiegongzhuhuanghouniangniangfengtiankang、pinganxile,yuhuangshangyongjietongxin、baitouxielao。」
buzhiweihe,huanghoudexiaorongzaitingjianzuihouyijuhuashijiaranerzhi。
「nizhubengongyuhuangshangyongjietongxin、baitouxielao?」youshenmewentima?tashihuanghou,
jianglaiyaogenhuangditongzanghuanglingderen,liyingjuedewozheigexiaoqietinghuadongshiyouguaiqiao,
genbenbuhuiqiangtadezhangfuzhengchong。wohuanlegefazipaimapi。「huanghouniangniang,genniwanshitoujiandaobu,
wozhinengchujiandao。」「weishenme?」「yinweinishiwodequanbu。」guifei:quantouyingle。「huanghouniangniang,
nizhidaonihexingxingyoushenmequbiema?」「youshenmequbie?」「xingxingzaitianshang,ernizaiwodexinli。」
xiangfei:yakuaiyaosuile。「nizhidaowoxihuanchishenmema?」「shaoe?jiaomaji?cuipikaoya?」
「woxihuanchichidiwangzheni。」huanghou:fule,mingdoujini!zhende。woshuotuweiqinghuaxianghuxiyiyangjiandan。
huanghoushiyiwoshangqianyibu,benlaishihenduanzhuangdiqianchangnaicha,sheizhixidaohongtangzhenzhuzhihou,
fangfoesiguitoutaizhuanshiyiyang,sanliangxiabianshizhengzhengyibeixiadu。tayoujiaqiyikuaiguoleziranfendezhaji,
yikouyaoxiaqu,jinhuangsucui、xiannenduozhi,fengfudeweidaozaishejianshangzhanfang,rutongyichangyanhuabandeyanhui,
rangrentaozuizaizheifenmeihaozhizhong。guifeiyanchan:「huanghouniangniang,chenqieyouxieele。」「lairen,baishan。」
taxiangshimeiyoutingchuguifeidexianwaizhiyin,sanxiawuchuerchidiaolezhaji,yueyueyushidikanxianghanbaohepisa。
zhenjing。meidaocaiwozhunbeidedoushisirenfendeliang!xiangfeizhanqishen,「buxiaoxin」jiaoxiayihua,
xinghaobeihanbaofuleyiba。zhishikexilehanbao,beitacanrendisichengleliangban。yibanzaitadeshouli,
yibanzaitadezuili。guifeiyouyangxueyang,guangmingzhengdadipengcipisa,tayibianfachutuboshujianjiao,
yibiandakuaiduoyidijujiao。huanghoudeliandoukuaiqilvle。5wolianmangweierrendayanhu:「huanghouniangniang,
chenqiexinxueleyishouge,xiangyaochangjiniting。」「qiechanglaitingting。」woqingleqingsangzi,
shounabaqiadichaotapaomeiyan。「nishiwodenvshen~」「shineiyangdewenrouyoumiren~」
「yongninei**ladezuichun~」「rangwozaihougongliwujindexiaohun~」「nishiwodehuanghoujiejie~」
「jiuailaitingwochangge~」「yongwozheidandandetiwen~」「fuweiwoxinzhongneiduoqingdeshanghen~」
woyibianchangyibianbixin,jianghuanghoudangchenglewodebangyijiejie,meifenmeideneijiaoyigefazifeifu。
huanghoubeiwohongdemeikaiyanxiao,congtoushangbaxiayigenjinchaijiwo。「zheishibengongzuixihuandeshoushi,
nikeyaohaoshengaihubaoguan。」wodianledianzhongliang,qimayoubanjin!「duoxiehuanghouniangniang。」
guifeihexiangfeibufuqi,yigetuoxiafeicuishouzhuo,yigezhaixiayangzhiyupei。「niyejibengongchangyishou。」
wofulefushenzi:「daidaoerweijiejiedeshengchenyan,chenqiedingdangxianchou。」「chenqiehaiyouyishouge,
gecisuiyouxiecusu,danwangnengbohuanghouniangniangyixiao。」taweiweihanshou,henmanyiwodeshishiwu。
wohenyouzizhizhiming。zaitadeyanzhong,wobuguoshiyigexinxiandewanwu,yigetiaoliangxiaochou,
yigezhaozhijilai、huizhijiqudexiaren。haobiwoshiliulaolao,tashijiamu,
guifeihexiangfeishidaguanyuankanrenaoderen。worucihuochuqudimaixiao,buguoshiweilezaishengongzhizhongzhanwenjiaogen。
tumibulijie,tongweihuangdidenvren,wozheibankeyiditaohaohuanghou,nengweizijitaodaoshenmehaochu。
shizhiwangtajihuangdichuichuizhenbianfeng,haishiqipantanengzaiqijushangzhaofuwoyier,
yihuoshishangciyixiejinyinshoushirangwokanqilaibutaihanchen。bingo。quandui。zhiyaowobaojinhuanghoudedatui,
haipameiyouhaorizima?woshichubishenggongli,shiyaonaxiatazheigejinzhumama。「huanghoujiejiewoxiangmaibaobao~」
「huanghoujiejiewoyaochihaohao~」「yaochiwuhuarou~」「yaochihanbaobao~」「huanghoujiejienikuaidianlaibaoxiao~」
guobuqiran,tafengxindayue。「nizuofanhenhaochi,biancifenghaoweifan,jinniweipinwei,jinwanliusujingyanggong。」
lianshengliangjidewohenbudeguizhejihuanghoucaxie。woyaoshizaixiandainengyigeyuezhuanwuwan,
bamapashibuhuibizhewoquxiangqin,ershixiangfangshefazhaganwo,rangwojididimaifangmaiche。6shide。
wozaixiandaiguodebingbuhao。zhongnanqingnvdejiatingrangwozhengrihuodetixindiaodan、zhanzhanjingjing。
xiaoshihouhaipabamabuyaowo,houlaihaipabamaburangwodushu,zhangdalehaipabamazuoyouwodehunyin。
chuanyueduiwolaishuo,huoxushiyijianhaoshi。wopidianpidiangenzaihuanghoudeshenhou,liusujingyanggongzheiyanghualidedianyu,
shiwoyingdede。piaoliangdejiejie、rouruandedachuang、xiangxiangdeyuchi、haokandeyifu。gogogo,
chufalou。jieguo,wolianhuanghoudeyingzidoumeiyoujiandao,yigerenzaipiandiandechuangshangshuilegehuntianheidi。
wohetumibaisibudeqijie,nazhehuanghoujideshangcihuilesuiyuexuan。「tumi,
woshibushizuowanchijunzichichuhuanjuele。」zuorihaizailouyudewudingpushanglezhengqidewapian,
loufengdechuanghuhushanglexiayingsha,kongdangdangdeyuanqianyezaizhonglexindeguihuashu。zongdelaishuo,
xianqianzhudexiaoyuanshiyouxisongdechushipifu,xianzaidexiaoyuanshihualeqiandegaojipifu。zenmekanzenmeshunyan,
zenmekanzenmeshangxinyuemu。「guaibudehuanghouniangniangrangwoliusu,yuanlaishixiangjiwoyigejingxi。」
「huanghouniangniangduiwozheimehao,wogaizenmebaodata?」「buru,wozhuyiwanluosifenjitaba。」woxiangxin,
meiyourennengjujueluosifendeqiqiguaiguai。tuminiezhebizi:「xiaozhu,zheiyetaichouleba。」
sheishuozheiluosifenchoule?zheiluosifenketaibangle!xingchongchongduanqujingyanggong,jingyanggongdegongrenquerulindadiban,
jiangwojuzhimenwai。「fanxiaozhu,huanghouniangniangshenzibushi,yijingxiexiale。」wokankantoudingdedataiyang,
gurenzheimezaoshuiwujuema?「huanghouniangniangweiheshenzibushi?keyouqingtaiyi?chenqieyuanyiweihuanghouniangniangshiji!」
zaimenkouhanleyisangziliaobiaozhongxin,woyixunleibujiyanerzhishihuilesuiyuexuan。heihei。
zheimanmanyiwanluosifenshiwodele。wochidedakuaiduoyizhiji,xiaotaijianturanfanqiangjinleyuanzi。
tadongzhangxiwang:「fanxiaozhu,nishijicaidishifeilema?」woyaoyaotou,shengqingyaoqingtapinchangluosifen。
taniuniunienie:「nishigaogaozaishangdefanpin,nucaishimeimingmeifendetaijian,
kebuganchixiaozhuniqinshouzuodegengtang。」jijiwaiwai。aichibuchi。xiaotaijianmangbudieduanqiwan,
jiangxinjiangyidiheleyikoutang。suiji,tadengdaleyanmou,tongkongxiangshizaifangyanhua。7woshenzanggongyuming,
yitouzhajinchufang,dasuanzuoyixieshihexiatiandeqingliangyinpin,jinengchengxianjihuanghou、guifeihexiangfeichangxian,
younengfenjigongrenmenjieshu。silaixiangqu,wokandaolehuanghoucharensonglaidexigua。shoudaoxiguabingmolicha,
shiwozuixihuandeguochazhiyi。wokanlekankaozaimenshangdexiaotaijian,youkanlekandishangdexigua。「gonggong,
chirenzuiduandedaoli,niyinggaidongdeba。」tadeyanzhongchongmanleyihuo:「suoyi?」「suoyi,
laofangonggongjiangxiguaxiganjing,shunbianxuepiqiechengkuai。」tumihenyouyanlijiandidijitayibacaidao,
youjiletayidaichendiandianyinliang。「xiaozhuganxiegonggongdejiumingzhien,haiwanggonggongmoyaoxianshao。」
「dengxiaozhurihoufadale,shaobulegonggongdehaochu。」「buzhigonggongzaihechudangcha?suiyuexuanqueren,
xiaozhukexianghuanghouniangniangkaikou,diaolegonggongniguolaishifengxiaozhu。」xiaotaijianliangerbuwenchuangwaishi,
yixinzhishadaxigua。beihushidetumiqideduojiao:「daigua。」wohouzhihoujue,nvrendediliugangaosuwo,
xiaotaijiankongpalaitoubujiandan。yinwei,tademeiyujinggenhuanghouyouliufenxiangsi。mofeitashihuanghouniangniangdeqinqi,
chuyumouxiebukegaorendeyuanyinchengletaijian。biru,tahehuanghoushiqingmeizhumadebiaoxiongmei,
yinchayangcuomeiyoufuqi。biru,taweilejiuhuanghouerbuxiaoxinshangdaoleneichu。zaibiru,
tashihuangdiguyizhuajingongexinhuanghouniangniangde。buguanshihezhongyuanyou,tadoushigezhidetongqingdegonggong。
wogentumididigugu,rangtaduixiaotaijianhaoyixie。「xiaozhu,niwangle,
takeshiweilewuliangyinzi、buyuanyixiashuijiunidelengxinboqingzhiren。」shie。ershiliang,jiduole。buguo,
kanzaitayougongertoujidefenshang,womianqiangyuanliangta。「gonggong,xinkule。」kanzhemanmansandatongdexiguazhi,
yijihanliumanmiandexiaotaijian,worenbuzhuyanleyankoushui。bieshuo,zheilian、zheishenxing、gongertouji,
jiusuanfangzaihenjuanhenjuandetuanbo,neiyeshinengsiliandaosanshigefupode。woananfashi,
dingyaojianghouridexiangqinyanbanchushuiping、banchufengcai,jiangtahenhenzhagan。「gonggong,
nikeyuandaosuiyuexuandangdataijian,wosidixiaewaimeigeyuejiniyiliangyinzi。」
xiaotaijianpixiaoroubuxiao:「fanxiaozhu,nucaishihuangshanggenqianderen,bufangbianshierzhu。」8!!!ting,
shishenmezaidong?shiwokecpdednazaidong。yinanpaxingdefengpihuangdivsyishenaogudezhangshitaijian。
tazhui,tatao,tamendouzaijienantao!wozhabazhabayanjing:「gonggonghaiweicenggaozhixingming,dengwojiandaobixia,
dingweinimeiyanjiju。」tawangwodezuilisaileyikuaizuitiandexiguaxinxin。「nucaixingshi,mingbuyan。」
woxianggeaiyiyang:「shigonggong,manzou。」kee。youbeiliaodaole。
wanghuanghou、guifei、xiangfeigesongleyidatongshoudaoxiguabingmolicha,wozuodoumeiyouzuoxiaguo,
zhijiekaishibuzhihouridexiangqinyan。huanghoubenxiangwangwodesuiyuexuanboren,quebeiwoyancijujuele。
yishiwodulaiduwangguanle,buxihuanyourenweizhewozhuan。ershirenlairenwangde,
wopawoxinxinkukuzhongdecaibeicaihuai。sanshiyinweiwohenkoumen,rangwodashangxiarenbishenghaizihaitong。
tumikanzhewoshangcuanxiatiao,bujingankai。「xiaozhu,zicongluoshuiyihou,nihaoxiangbiandegengjiahuopole。」
woweiweiyileng:「zheishihao,haishibuhao?」chadianwangle。yuanzhushigebuaishuohuazhiaichideshekongrenshe,
woturuqilaidireqingyangyiqueshihenqiguai。「hao,yebuhao。」tumichouchang:「xiaozhu,
nijingongshiweileshahuangshang,baowangguozhichou,zheixienishibushidouwangle?」wodexinligedengyixia。wo?
shahuangdi?yaobuyaozheimekuazhang?「tumi,wodiaojinshuilideshihou,haoxiangkedaonaodaile......」
tayeshixinda,xinlewodeguihua,sanxiawuchuershuochuleyixiadanibudaodeyanlun。yuanzhushiwangguogongzhu,
danshigemianruandexingzi,meitianzhixiangchifanshuijuedadoudou。zhuisuitadedachenduanyankanbuxiaqu,
jileyuanzhulianggexuanze。yaome,yishenxunzang。yaome,cishahuangdi。shazicaixuandiyige,yuanzhumaliudijingong,
ziyiweiduojinleshengong,duanyanbianhuinatameibanfa。shuliao,duanyanshouyantongtian,
yuhuayuandeyiwailuoshuishijiyuanzhudeyigejiaoxun。wozhuazhuzhongdian:「suoyi,shigonggongshiduanyanderen?」
「bushi。」tumiyaoyaotou:「taruoshibuchuxian,nubiyehuixiashuijiunide。」「sheizhitaqiaqiaoluguo,
duanxiangderenxianxiebaolu。」「xinghaonubiyanjian,renchutashihuangdi,rangtayingxiongjiumeileyici。」
wodehoubeiyizhenfaliang。yuanyiweitumishiwodetiexinxiaomianao,meixiangdaochuchuloufeng,genbenbuzaihuwodesihuo。
9guaibudewozaifeijinxinsitaohaohuanghoudeshihou,tumibulijiewodexianyinqin。
hezheshiyiweiwonulicuolefangxiang。「nizenmebuzaoshuo?」tumixiangkanshaziyiyangkanwo:「buhuiba,
buhuiba,nibuhuidaoxianzaiyemeikanchulaishigonggongjiushihuangshangbenrenba。」「woqinaidegongzhu,
niguoranbanaodaikeshale。」「niyiweiwoweishenmecuanduonibanxiangqinyan,
jiushijinizhizaocishagouhuangdidejihui。」???dangzhongcishatianzi,woshixianmingbugouzhangma!
tumitaochulianggeciping:「xiangqinyanshangyulonghunza,nichenjiwangtadejiulixiayao,jiayiyutachunfengyiye。」
「duanxianghuianpaibiedenanrenrangnihuaishanghaizi,dengnipingandanxiahuangsizhiji,bianshigouhuangdiyunmingzhishi。」
「gongzhu,daweideweilai,quankaonile。」jiarenmen,sheidong。woyiweiwonadeshifeichaijuben,
meixiangdaonadequeshifuchoujuben。「zhei......buhaoba。」「huiluanhougong、sitongwainan、zhutaianjie,
keshiyaoshatoude。」「erqie,bushizhirangwoshagouhuangdima?zenmeyouyaowoshenghaizi?wozheimeben,
bunengyixineryongde。」tumiwozhuwodeshou,duiwohenyouxinxin。「gongzhu,nibuguanshihongnanren,
haishihongnvren,douhenyouyitao。」「nubixiangxin,nidingnengjianggouhuangdishuadetuantuanzhuan。」
「duanxiangchuanhuashuobeigouhuangdiderendingshangle,xiwangninengzhuanyitadezhuyili。」「dangtaihouchuiliantingzheng,
zheishiduanxiangnengxiangdaoweiyinengbaoquannidefazi。」mingbaile。zheishizuibufeiyibingyizudeyinzhao。
duanyanzheigelaotouduiyuanzhuhaishiyouganqingde,bushedeyuanzhuqingyisongsi。wodangtaihou,tadangzaixiang,
jinengbingbuxuerendirangdaweidexuemaiyanxu,younengbaolewangguozhichou,weijieshuwanyigudewangling。「zheishi,
wozaikaolvkaolv。」tumijilewoliangzhongyao,yizhongshi**,yizhongshiburongyibeirenchajuedemanxingduyao。
cidunengrangrenzaiyinianhoushenbuzhiguibujuedibinggu,shiduanyanfeijinxinsizhaolaide。womolemobozi,
shentouyidao,suotouyeshiyidao,buchengrenbianchengfo。xiadingjuexinhou,woduziqulejingyanggong。
 
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