《死对头变成猫,非要我当他爹》 小说介绍
siduitoubianchengmao,feiyaowodangtadiezheishuxiedezhenshichaojingcaichaoxihuan,zuozhexihaoshibarenwuchangjingxiehuojirenyizhongshenlinqijingdeganjue,xiaoshuozhurengongshiguqinghanguxiaomao,jiangshule“wanglin,”tabaozhemao(xiaonian),wangqianbijinyibu,yangzheliankanwo,yankuangweiweifahong,“nizaojiuzhidaoshiwole,duibudui?”……
《死对头变成猫,非要我当他爹》 死对头变成猫,非要我当他爹第3章 免费试读
guqinghangongyuxuanguanlidekongqi,fangfobeigangcaigunianneishengshipotianjingde“jiefutietie!”hebuoumaoxiaonianreqingsihuodecengcengjichedidongzhule。
wohuailibaozheyilianxiangshou、haizaishitutianwoxiabadebuoumao(xiaonian),yijiguazaiwoshenshang、xijingfuticenggebutingdegunian,zhenggerenjiangzaiyuandi,ganjuexiangbaozheliangkezizimaoyan、suishihuizhadeshoulei。
erzhanzaipangbiandeguqinghan,jiushiyinbaotamendekaiguan。
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zhishizhanzaineili,zhoushensanfadediqiyajihuningchengshizhi,shineidewenduzhixianxiajiang,lianxuanguannuansediaodeshedengdoufangfomengshangleyicengbingshuang。neishuangcengjingzaiwoshouxiashilulu、weiqubabadelanyanjing,cikeruilirubingzhui,cuizhehanguang,sisidingzaiwohuailineiyirenyimao(xiaonian)shenshang。piaoliangdelianshangmeiyourenhebiaoqing,chunxianmindefabai,xiahexianbengjindexianglamandegongxian。
danmuzaiwoyanqianfengkuangshuaping,sudukuaidejihuyaohuchengyipian:
【wei!nanzhuwei!nvzhuheihuajindu99%!】
【qianfanghenengyujing!cuhaifanbo!bingshanbaofa!】
【biaomei:jie,jingbujingxi?yibuyiwai?zheiqiangjiaowoqiaodingle!(xiaozhangchayao)】
【xiaonian:miao?(woshisheiwozainawozhishigeyanyuana!)】
【nanzhu:woshishei?wozaina?huailizheiliangtangshoushanyushishei?!(tongkongdizhen.jpg)】
【jiancedaochaogaonengyuannian!jianyinanzhuqidongguangsutaolichengxu!】
【wanlewanle,zheiboshidiyujixiuluochang!sheilaijiujiuhaizi!】
“ke……”wojiannandishitudapozheilingrenzhixidejijing,shoumangjiaoluandixiangxianbaguazaiwobozishangdeguniansixialai,“gunian!bienao!xialai!”
“bumajiefu!”gunianbaodegengjinle,haiguyibalianmaizaiwojianbangshangcengleceng,shengyintiandenenghousimifeng,“renjiahexiaoniandouxiangnilema!duibaxiaonian?”
tahuailidebuoumao(xiaonian)jiqipeihediyangqimaorongrongdexiaolian,chongwotianninidi“miaowu~~~”leyisheng,lanyanjinglichongmanle“jiefuzuihaole”deyilai。
woganjueguqinghanneibiandebingfengbaoshunjianshengjichenglexiboliyahanliu!
“gu、nian!”guqinghanzhongyukaikoule,shengyinbugao,quexiangshicongchifenglimochulaide,daizhebingchazi,meiyigezidoudongderendaduosuo,“ni、ji、wo、xia、lai!”
gunianshentimingxianyijiang,danzhangzheyouwozheige“renzhi”,gengzhebozi,baozhemao(xiaonian)wangwoshenhousuolesuo,zhiluchubangenaodai,xiaoshengdunang:“jie……nixiongshenmema……wogenjiefulianluolianluoganqing……”
“lianluoganqing?”guqinghanxiangshitingdaoleshenmetiandadexiaohua,zuijiaojiqibinglengdixiangshangcheleyixia,neihuduhaowuwendu,kanderenxindifamao。tademuguangzhongyuconggunianshenshangyikai,luozailewodelianshang。neiyanshenfuzajile,younuhuo,youweiqu,youbeibeipandenanyizhixin,haiyouyisi……shoushang?
“wangjingli,”tahuanshanglezuishuli、zuigongshihuadechenghu,shengyinlengdexiangcuiledudebing,“kanlaiwobuzaidezheiduanshijian,nihewobiaomeihaiyouwodemao,lianluode‘feichang’hao。”takeyijiazhongle“feichang”lianggezi,fengciyiweilaman。
“bushi!guqinghan!nitingwojieshi!”wotoupifama,ganjuebaikoumobian,zhixiangbahuailizheiliang“huoshui”rengchuqu,“shigunianta……”
“jieshishenme?”guqinghandaduanwo,xiangqianbijinyibu。mingmingchuanzherouruandejujiafu,neiqishiquebichuanzhegaodingxizhuangzaitanpanzhuoshanghaiyaoporen。taweiweiyangqitou,binglansedemouzisuozhuwo,julijindewonengkanqingtaweiweizhandongdejiemaoheyandiyayideanyong,“jieshinizenmecong‘gandie’wufengxianjiebiancheng‘jiefu’de?haishijieshiwodemaoweishenmegennibigenwohaiqin?”tadeshixiansaoguozaiwohuailicengdezhenghuandexiaonian(buoumao),neiyanshenlengderangxiaoniandouxiayishidisuolesuobozi。
“wo……”wobeiyedeshuobuchuhua。huailigunianhaizaigonghuo:“aiyajie!nibieneimexiaoqima!jiefuzheimeshuai,zhaorenxihuanhenzhengchanga!zaishuole,xiaonianxihuanta,shuomingjiefuyoumeili!”
guqinghanshenxiyikouqi,xiongkouqifuleyixia,sihuzaijiliyazhizhepenbodenuhuo。tameizaikangunian,muguangyijiusisidingzaiwolianshang,shengyinfaneryadilexie,daizheyizhongfengyuyulaideweixianpingjing:“wanglin,bamaojiwo。”
tadeyuqibushiqingqiu,shimingling。
worumengdashe,ganjinbahuailitangshoudebuoumao(xiaonian)diguoqu。xiaoniansihuyechajuedaolenvzhurendetaotiannuyi,yichangguaiqiao,yishengbuhangdibeiguqinghanjieleguoqu。
guqinghanbaozhexiaonian,kandoumeikangunianyiyan,zhuanshenjiuwangketingzou,zhidiuxiayijulengbingbingdehua:“gunian,ni,xianzai,like,mashang,jiwohuijiaqu。”
guniantuletushetou,chongwozuolege“jiefubaozhong”dekouxing,youfeikuaidinieleniewodegebo,zheicaixiangzhishoujingdetuzi,yiliuyanpaochulemen,haibuwangtiexindibamen“peng”diyishengguanshangle。
gongyulishunjianzhishengxiawohebaozhemao(xiaonian)、beiduizhewozhanzaiketingzhongyangdeguqinghan。
kongqizaicininggu,bigangcaigengjiachenzhong,yaderenchuanbuguoqi。zhiyouxiaonian(buoumao)zaiguqinghanhuailibuandidongledong,fachuxiweide“miwu”sheng。
danmu:【guanzhongyituichang,wutaijiaojinannvzhu!】
【qianfanggaoneng!fuqi(?)のmishiduizhi!】
【nvzhu:hehe,zhongyuqingchangle,keyihaohao‘liaoliao’le。(heihuaweixiao)】
【nanzhu:woxianzaipaohailaidejima?(sesefadou)】
【xiaonian:jiujiuwojiujiuwo!wozhishigewugudemaoyanyuan!qaq】
woyingzhetoupi,zoudaotashenhou,xiaoxinyiyidikaikou:“neige……guqinghan……”
tameihuitou,yemeiyingsheng,zhishibeijitingdebizhi,xiangyizhufumanlebingshuangdexuesong。
“gangcai……doushiwuhui。”**babadijieshi,“shigunianneiyatouxiahunao,guyiqinide!wogentazhenmeishenme!xiaonian……e,woshishuozheizhimao,yeshitasaijiwode!wo……”
“wuhui?”guqinghanzhongyuhuanhuanzhuanguoshen。talianshangyijiumeishenmebiaoqing,danneishuangbinglansedeyanjingli,zhiqianyayideweiquheshoushangquexiangchaoshuibanyongleshanglai,shenzhigaiguolebinglengdenuhuo。tadeshengyindaizheyisibuyichajuedezhandou,haiyounongnongdebiyin,tingqilai……jingranyoudiankelian?
“wanglin,”tabaozhemao(xiaonian),wangqianbijinyibu,yangzheliankanwo,yankuangweiweifahong,“nizaojiuzhidaoshiwole,duibudui?”
“wo……”wobeitazheituruqilaidezhiqiuhefanhongdeyankuangdadecuoshoubuji,zhunbeihaodejiaobiankazaihoulongli。
“nizhidaoshiwo!”tadeshengyinbagaoleyixie,daizhekongsu,“nizhidaoxiaohanjiushiwo!nizhidaowobianchengmaole!nizhidaowo……wo……”houmiandehuasihunanyiqichi,tayaozhexiachun,piaoliangdemouzilishuiguangyinyun,xiangshixiayimiaojiuyaokuchulai,“niguyidouwo!guyijiwoxizao!guyijiwochuanneixie……neixiequnzi!guyipaizhao!haiguyi……zichengbaba!”
meishuoyiju,tajiuwangqianbijinyixiaobu。wobeitabidebubuhoutui,houbei“dong”diyishengzhuangzailebinglengdeqiangbishang,tuiwuketui。
huailidexiaonian(buoumao)sihubeizheijianbanuzhangdeqifenhedaole,“miao”diyishengtiaoxiadi,feikuaididuodaoleshafadixia。
xianzai,zhendezhishengxiawomenlianggerenle。julijindenengganshoudaotawenredehuxifuguowodebojing,daizheyigudandande、shuxide……maobohexifashuideweidao?(dengdeng,wohaoxiangmeimaiguomaoboheweidexifashui?)
“nikanzhewoxianggeshaziyiyangbeinishuadetuantuanzhuan!”guqinghandeyankuangchedihongle,jingyingdeleishuizaiyankuanglidazhuan,quejueqiangdibukenluoxia,neimoyang,gendangchuzaiyuganglibeiwolinshuishiruchuyizhe,zhishicikegengtianlejifenposuidemeigan,“kanzhewoweile……weile……”tasihuxiangshuoshenme,youyingshengshengbielehuiqu,shengyindaizhegengyan,“……weilekouchidetaohaoni!kanzhewozaianianmianqiandiulian!kanzhewo……beininieweibarouduzi!”
tadekongsuxiangyibabaxiaochuizi,qiaozaiwoxinshang。kanzhetaqiangrenleishuideyangzi,zhiqianneixieezuojudailaidedeyiheshuangganshunjianyanxiaoyunsan,querdaizhideshiyizhongmoshengde、jiuxindeganjue。
“xianzaihaole,”taxilexibizi,nulixiangbayanleibiehuiqu,shengyindaizhenongnongdeweiquhezichao,“wobiaomeiyexihuanni!wodemao(xiaonian)yexihuanni!wangjinglizhenshimeiliwubian!wozheige‘chucha’dezhengzhu,daoxianggeduoyude……”
“bushi!guqinghan!”wokanzhetazheifuyangzi,xinkouxiangshibeishenmedongxihenhenzuanleyixia,tuokouerchu,“womeiyoushuani!wo……wochengrenwoshizhidaonibianchengmaole!yikaishishijuedehaowan,xiangdoudouni!danshi……”
woshenxiyikouqi,kanzhejinzaizhichizheizhanglihuadaiyu、queyoujueqiangdidengzhezijidelian,neixiezangzaixindi、lianzijidoumeitaiganshenjiudeqingxu,xiangshizhaodaolexuanxiekou。
“danshihoulai……houlaijiubushile!”wodeshengyinyedaishangleyisijiqie,“kannizhamaodeyangzishihenhaowan!dankannizaiwohuailidahuludeyangzi,kanniweilexiaoyugansajiaodeyangzi,kannimingminghaixiudeyaosihaiyaocengwodeyangzi……guqinghan,wo……”
wodemuguangbushoukongzhidiluozaitayinweijidongerweiweifanhongdechunbanshang,houjiegundongleyixia,naoziyire,houmiandehuajihushihouchulaide:
“wotamahaoxiangyoudianxihuannile!”
houwan,woheguqinghandoulengzhule。
ketinglisiyibandejijing。zhishengxiawomenliangrenyouxiecuzhongdehuxisheng。
tadengyuanleneishuanghaihanzheleidelanyanjing,nanyizhixindikanzhewo,zhangzhangdejiemaoshanghaiguazheyikejiangluoweiluodeleizhu。lianjiashangdehongyunyirouyankejiandesuduxunsumanyankai,yizhishaodaoleergenhebojing。gangcaineiguweiqubaba、kongsuwanfendeyuanqi,xiangshibeianlezantingjian,shunjianninggu,ranhoubeiyizhongjudade、nanyiyanyudexiunanhehuangluanqudai。
“ni……ni……”ta“ni”lebantian,yemei“ni”chugesuoyiran,yanshenduoshan,wanquanbuganzaikanwo,gangcaihaiqishixiongxiongbiwenwodezitaidangranwucun,fanerxianggebeichuopolexinsi、shouzuwucuodexiaoguniang。
danmu:【???!!!】
【**!biaobaile?!nanzhuashangqule!】
【aaaaawofengle!chunaizhanshiyingshengdaodi!】
【nvzhu:cpuguozai!xitongbengkui!qingqiuzhongqi!】
【zheizhiqiu!zheigaobai!nanzhuniubi!(poyin)】
【dashang999duomeigui!zheitanghousiwole!】
zheijudadefanchamengrangwodanzishunjianfeileqilai。kanzhetazheifuxiujiongdehenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqudeyangzi,gangcaineidianjiuxinhehuangluanquanbeiyigugengqiangliedechongdongqudai。
womengdishenchushou,bushituikaita,ershiyibakouzhuletadeshouwan!lidaozhida,rangtacubujifangdiliangqiangleyixia,zhenggerenjihuzhuangjinwohuaili!
“guqinghan,”wodixiatou,bijianjihuyaopengdaotadebijian,shengyindichenerqingxi,daizheburongzhiyidebadao,“nitingzhe!gunianshihunao!xiaonianshiyanxi!tamendoubusuan!congtoudaowei,wodoude、wozhaogude、woxihuande……”wolingyizhishoutaiqi,daizhebojiandezhifu,jinhuculudicadiaotajiemaoshangneikeaiyandeleizhu,ranhouniezhuletaxiaoqiaojingzhidexiaba,qiangpotataiqiliankanzhewodeyanjing,“zhiyouni!”
“zhiyouniguqinghan!buguanshiren,haishimao!”
zuihoujigezi,jihushitiezhetadechunbanshuochulaide。zhuoredeqixipensazaitamingandepifushang。
guqinghandeshentizaiwohuailichedijiangzhule。neishuangpiaoliangdelanyanjingyinweizhenjinghejidudexiunanerzhengdedadade,tongkongliqingxididaoyingzhewocikejinhuqinlvexingdeyanshen。tadehuxishunjianbiandejicu,baixidelianjiahongdejihuyaodichuxuelai,beiniezhudexiabaweiweizhandouzhe,zhangzhangdejiemaoxiangshoujingdedieyibankuaisushandong。
tazhanglezhangzui,sihuxiangshuoshenme,quezhifachuyishengxiruowenruideqiyin。
“ni……”tahaoburongyijichuyigezi,shengyinyouruanyouzhan,daizhediankuqiangguohoudeshaya,gengxiangsajiao,“ni……nifangkaiwo……”
“bufang。”wozhandingjietie,niezhetaxiabadeshouzhiweiweiyongli,zhifuganshouzhetapifujingrendexiniheredu,“chufeinigaosuwo,nichuannvpuzhuangjiwokan,zaiwohuailisajiao,beiwoqinnaomen,shiyinweishenme?ng?yeshiyinweihaowan?haishi……yanji‘gandie’kande?”
woguyiyongtazhiqiankongsuwodecilaifanwen,yuqichongmanlexixuehe……qidai。
guqinghanbeiwozheihuawendehunshenyizhan,yanshengengjiahuangluan,xiufenyujuedishitubiekailian,quebeiwolaolaogudingzhu。tadeerchuihongdexiangshiyaoshaoqilai,xiaoqiaodehoujiejinzhangdishangxiagundongleyixia。
“wo……womeiyou……”tashengyinxiruoyousi,daizhenongzhongdebiyin,haowushuofuli。
“meiyoushenme?”wobuyiburao,shentiyouwangqianyaleya,jihujiangtawanquankunzailewodeshentihebinglengdeqiangbizhijian,zhuoredetiwentouguobobodeyiliaochuandiguoqu,“meiyouxihuanbeiwomoweiba?haishimeiyouxihuanbeiwoqin?”
“wanglin!ni……ni**!”tachedijile,youxiuyounao,xiangzhibeibidaojuejingdexiaoshou,taiqimeibeiwokouzhudeneizhishou,ruanmianmiandichuizaiwodexiongkou,lidaoxiaodegennaoyangyangside。
zheihaowushashanglidefankangfanerxiangshiyijiqiangxinzhen。kanzhetazheifuxiufenjiaojia、yuyuhaixiudemoyang,yigejiqidadan、shenzhikeyishuoshizuosideniantou,rutongliaoyuandeyehuo,shunjianxijuanlewodelizhi。
qutadexunxujianjin!qutadeshitan!
wodingzhetaneiyinweijidonghexiunanerxiandeyufahongrunyourendechunban,naozilimingwei“lizhi”deneigenxian,“pa”diyisheng,chedibengduan!
“wo**?”wodixiaoyisheng,shengyinshayadelihai,daizheyizhongpoguanposhuaidejuejuehenongliedeyuwang,“neiwojiurangnikankan,shenmejiaozhenzhengde**!”
huayinluoxiadeshunjian,womengdidixiatou,daizheyizhongjinhuxionghendelidao,henhendijuezhuletadeshuangchun!
“唔——!”
guqinghandeshentizaiwohuailimengdiyijiang,shunjianbengjindexiangyizhanglamandegong!neishuangpiaoliangdelanyanjingshunjiandengdaozuida,tongkonglichongmanlejudadezhenjinghenanyizhixin!
wodewenhaowuzhangfa,daizhejiyayijiude、zijiyeshuobuqingdekewanghechongdong,xiangyitouzhongyuchongpolaolongdeyeshou,gongchenglvedi,siyilveduo。chunchijianshitarouruandebukesiyidechugan,daizhetashenshangdutedeqinglengxiangqiheyisileishuidexianse。
qichushijidudejiangyinghedikang。tadeshuangshoudizaiwodexiongkou,yonglituijuzhe。dantadeliqizaiwomianqianxiandeneimeweibuzudao。woyishouyijiujinkouzhetadeshouwanyazaiqiangshang,lingyizhishouzeqiangshidikouzhuletadehounaoshao,jiashenlezheigeturuqilaidewen,burongtayourenhetuisuo。
chunchijiaochan,qixijiaorong。
jianjiandi,neifenjiangyingkaishiruanhua。tuijudelidaobianxiaole。dizaiwoxiongkoudeshou,buzhiheshibianchenglejinjinzuanzhulewoxiongqiandeyiliao,zhijieyonglidaofabai。tayuanbendengdadeyanjing,yemanmandi、xiangshichengshoubuzhuzheiguodude**heqinmi,huanhuandibishangle。zhangzhangdejiemaojuliedizhandouzhe,xiangfengzhongwuzhudedieyi。
yisixiweide、daizhedianqiyindewuyancongtahoulongshenchuyichu,quegengxiangshimouzhongwuyishideyinghe。
zheigefaxianrangwoshunjianxuemaibizhang!jinguzhetashouwandeshousongkai,zhuaneryonglidilanzhuletaxianxiquerourendeyaozhi,jiangtazhenggerengengjinmidiyaxiangziji。lingyizhikouzhetahounaoshaodeshou,zhijiancharutaweiliangroushundefasijian,gengshendijiashenlezheigewen。
buzaishidanchundelveduo,ershidaizheyizhongjinhuqianchengdetansuohezhanyou。shejianmiaohuizhetachunbandexingzhuang,shitanzheqiaokaitajinyaodebeichi,ganshouzhetashengsequewenshundehuiying。tashentidezhongliangjihuwanquanyikaozaiwoshenshang,rouruandebukesiyi,weiweidezhandoutouguojinmixiangtiedeshentiqingxidichuandiguolai。
shijianfangfoshiquleyiyi。zhenggeshijiezhishengxiachunchijianlingrenxuanyundetianmeichuganhetashenshangqinglieyouyourendeqixi。zhidaowomendouyouxiechuanbuguoqi,wocailianlianbushedi、weiweichuanxizheshaoshaotuikaiyidian,etoudizhetadeetou,bijiancengzhetadebijian。
guqinghanyijiubizheyan,lianjiachaohong,huxijicuerlingluan,beiroulinguodechunbanshuiguanglianyan,weiweihongzhong,xiangshutoudeyingtao,yourencaixie。tazhangzhangdejiemaoshanghaizhanzheyidianshiyi,suizhetajicudehuxiqingqingzhandong。
zheifubeiwendeqihunbasu、haowufangbeidejiaomeimoyang,birenhegaolengzitaidouyaoming!
“guqinghan,”wodeshengyinshayadebuxianghua,daizhenongzhongdeqingyuheyizhongjinhupianzhidezhanyouyu,shouzhijuanliandimosuozhetaguntangdelianjia,“xianzai,woshinishenmeren?”
tazhangzhangdejiemaozhanlezhan,huanhuanzhengkaiyan。neishuanglanbaoshibandemouzili,zhiqiansuoyoudebingleng、fennu、weiqudouxiaoshile,zhishengxiamimengdeshuiqiheyizhongbeichedidaluanjiezoudemangran。takanzhewojinzaizhichideyanjing,zuichundongledong,quemeifachushengyin,zhiyoujicudehuxifuguowodechunpan。
wonaixindidengdaizhe,muzhizhifuqingqingfuguotaweizhongdexiachun。
tadeshentiyoushiyizhan,yanshengengjiahuangluan,xiayishidixiangdixiatou,quebeiwodizheetouzuzhile。taxiangshizhongyurenqinglexianshi,youxiangshibeizheiguoyuzhijiedewentibidaolejiaoluo,zhangzhangdejiemaochuilexialai,zhezhuleyandifanyongdeqingxu,zhiliuxialiangpainongmideyinying。baixideerchuihongdekuaiyaodixue。
guolehaojimiao,jiuzaiwoyiweitayouyaozhuangsideshihou,yigexiruowenrui、daizhenongnongbiyinhexiuchideshengyin,caicongtaweizhongdechunbanjianjiannandijilechulai:
“……nan……nanpengyou……”
shengyinxiaodexiangshizaiziyanziyu,quexiangyidaojingleizhaxiangzaiwoerbian!
judadekuangxishunjianyanmeilesuoyouganguan!wojihubuganxiangxinzijideerduo!
“nishuoshenme?womeitingqing!”woguyicoudegengjin,zhuoredehuxipensazaitamingandeerkuo,ganshoudaotashentishunjiandebengjinheqingzhan。
“ni……”taxiufenditaiyandengwo,lanyanjinglishuiguangyingying,daizhechennu,“nimingmingtingjianle!”
“meitingjian!”woshualai,shoubeishoujin,jiangtaloudegengjin,jihuyaoqianjinzijideshentili,ditouzaitahongtoudeerchuishangbuqingbuzhongdiyaoleyikou,“zaishuoyibian!”
“a!”tajinghuyisheng,shentiruandejihuzhanbuzhu,quankaowolanzhe。taxiangshichedifangqiledikang,yehuoxushigangcaineigewenchouganlesuoyoudeliqi,tabaguntangdelianjiamaijinwodejingwo,shengyinmenmendi、daizhedianpoguanposhuaideweiquherenming,qingxidi、yiziyidundizajinwodeerduo:
“nan!peng!you!wanglin!nimanyileba!”
“manyi!feichangmanyi!”wochangkuaididaxiaochusheng,xiongqiangdougenzhezhendong,judadexiyuejihuyaojiangwochengbao!wopengqitamaizaiwojingwodelian,kanzhetayouxiuyounaoquewuchukeduodekeaimoyang,renbuzhuzaiciditou,zheiyicidewen,wenrouerqianquan,chongmanlezhenshihexuangao**deyiwei。
“gaizhangqueren,guqinghan。”wodizhetadechun,dishengxuangao,“congjintianqi,nijiushiwowanglindenvpengyoule。paobudiaole。”
tameishuohua,zhishibishangleyan,zhangzhangdejiemaoxiangxiaoshanziyiyangchuizhe,weiweizhandou。danzheiyici,tafangzaiwoyaojiandeshou,buzaituiju,ershichiyidi、daizhedianshitanxingdi,qingqinghuibaozhulewo。
zheigexiaoxiaodehuiying,rangwodexinshunjianruanchengleyiwangchunshui。
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