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toutongshicongtaiyangxuekaishimanyande。
xiangshiyouwushugenxizhenzaitongshizhaci，mexiaobingxiangtaishourouyirou，geboquezhongdexiangguanleqian，meidongyixiadouqianchezhegutoufenglidesuantong。tafeilidixiankaiyanpi，shouxianyingruyanliandebushichuzuwuneizhanfanhuangdejienengdengpao，ershihuzhebaozhidetupiqiang——baozhibianyuanyijingjuanlemao，beiyanhuoxundefahei，youshangjiaoyinzhede“jihuashengyu”biaoyuhainengkanqing，dixiaderiqimohuchengyituan，dannengbianrenchu“1983”zheisigeshuzi。
1983？
mexiaobingdenaozixiangshenglexiudechilun，kalebantiancaimianqiangzhuanqilai。tajidezijimingmingshizaigongsijiaban，weileganyigegaisidexiangmubaogao，lianxuaolesangetongxiao，zuihoupazaijianpanshangshiquleyishi。zuowei2024nianbiaozhundeshechu，tadui“guolaosi”zheigecibingbumosheng，zhishimeixiangdaohuizheimekuailundaozijitoushang。
kezhei1983niandetupiqiang，youshizenmehuishi？
yiguhunzazhemeiyan、hanweihemeiweideqixizuanjinbiqiang，qiangdetarenbuzhukesouqilai。shenxiashiyingbangbangdetukang，puzheyicengbobodedaocao，gaizaishenshangdemianbeiyingdexiangkuaitieban，bianjiaomochulemaobian，haidalehaojigebuding，zhenjiaowaiwainiuniu，yikanjiushishougongfengbude。
这不是他的身体。
zheigeniantougangmaochulai，yiduanbushuyutadejiyijiuxiangjuedidehongshui，mengdichongjinlenaohai——
zheishentideyuanzhuyejiaomexiaobing，jinniangangmanshibasui，shihongxingyagangchangdexuetugong。diemazaitashisuineinianyinweiyichangyiwaiqushile，tajiugenzheshushenguohuo。shushenjiatiaojianyebuhao，haiyoulianggebitaxiaodehaizi，duitatanbushangduohuai，danyejueduisuanbushanghao，nengjikoufanchijiubucuole。zuotianzaichanglishangbanshi，tabeiduifangzaiyipangdegangcaizazhonglehounaoshao，songhuilaishiyijingmeileqi，meixiangdaozaizhengyan，xinzijiuhuanchenglelaizisishinianhoudeziji。
“cao。”mexiaobingdimaleyisheng，shengyinsiyadexiangshishazhimocamutou。tazhei“me”xingyijinggoulengmenle，zheibeizihuodepingyongyoubiequ，meixiangdaochuanyuele，haitanshangzheimegeqiongdedingdangxiangdekaiju。
jiuzaitashituxiaohuazheigeshishishi，yigebinglengdejixieyinhaowuyuzhaodizaitanaohailixiangqi：
【ding！jiancedaosuzhulinghunyushentirongheduda98%，fuhebangdingtiaojian。shidainongchaoxitongzhengshijihuo！】
【dangqianshijian：1983nian4yue17ri。】
【dangqiandidian：hongxingshi，hongxingyagangchangzhigongjiashuyuan。】
【xinshourenwufabu：jiejuejinriwenbaowenti。renwuyaoqiu：huoqukeshiyongshiwu（jiazhibudiyu0.5yuan）。renwujiangli：jichumugongjineng（rumen），culiangmantoux2。renwushibai：kouchushengmingli10%。】
么小兵愣住了。
系统？
chuanyuezhedejinshouzhi？tagangxiangliezuixiao，haimeixiaochusheng，jiutingjianpangbianchuanlaiyigeqijibaihuaideshengyin，neishengyinyouxiyoujian，xiangshibeirenniezhulehoulong，daizhedianxiesidilideweidao：
“tamade！zheishinaer？！wodongbulele！sheitamabawobangqilaile？！”
mexiaobinghunshenyijiang，mengdizhuantoukanxiangsizhou。
tukangduimianshiyizhangdiaoqidemuzhuo，zhuomiankengkengwawa，fangzheyigehuolekoudecuciwan，pangbianduizhejigezhoubabadezhituan。qiangjiaoduizhelianggemadai，limianbuzhidaozhuangzheshenme，gugunangnangde。zhenggefangjianxiaxiaoyoubize，chulezheixiedongxi，liangeguiyingdoumeiyou。
“shei？”mexiaobingdeshengyindaizhegangshuixingdeshaya，haiyouyisibuyichajuedejinzhang，“sheizaishuohua？”
neishengyindunleyixia，sihuyehenjingya：“ninengtingjianwoshuohua？”
“nidaodizainaer？”mexiaobingzuanjinlequantou，shouxinquanshilenghan。zhei1983niandelaofangzi，buhuizhenyoushenmebuganjingdedongxiba？
“wo……woyebuzhidaowozainaer，”neishengyindaizhediankuqiang，tingqilaiweiquyoumangran，“woganjuezijibeiguanzaiyigeyingbangbangdeqiaozili，hunshendoudongdanbude。nikankanzhuozishangneizhipogangbi，shibushiwo？”
mexiaobingshunzhetashuodefangxiangkanqu，guoranzaimuzhuodejiaoluolikandaoleyizhigangbi。neigangbikanqilaiyouxieniantoule，bishenshianheisede，biaomiandeqidiaoleyidaban，luchudixiadejinshuse，bimaoshangkezheyigemohudezi，xiangshi“qi”。bijianweiweiyouxiewanqu，xianranyonglehenjiu。
tachiyizhexialekang，jiaogangzhandijiudalegelieju——zheishentitaixuruole，yuanzhuzhangqiyingyangbuliang，jiashangzuotianbeizashang，hunshendoutibuqijing。tafuzheqiang，yibuyibunuodaozhuozipang，shenshounaqileneizhigangbi。
rushoubingliang，chendiandiande，bishenyoujidaoxiweidehuahen，xianranshiyonglebushaoniande。
“shi……shizheizhima？”mexiaobingshitanzhewen。
“duiduidui！jiushita！”neishengyinjidongqilai，daizhedianpotiweixiaodeyiwei，“wojiaoqiming！zuotiangenkehuzaijiuzhuoshangheduanpianle，xinglaijiubianchengzheiyangle！nishishei？zheidaodishishenmeguidifang？”
亓明？
mexiaobingzhalezhayan，zheigexingshibitade“me”haiyaolengmen。tahuole**shinian，haishidiyicijiandaoxing“qi”de。erqie，zheirenjingranbianchengleyizhigangbi？
haimeidengtacongzheilipudeshiqingzhonghuiguoshenlai，shoulidegangbituranqingweidizhendongleyixia，jinjiezhe，lingyigeqingcuidenvshengzaitanaohailixiangqi——zheicibushiduizhetashuode，gengxiangshizaiduigangbilideneige“qiming”shuohua：
【ding！shenbixitongbangdingchenggong。suzhu：qiming。dangqianxingtai：laoshigangbi。】
【xinshourenwufabu：huizhiyijiankejiaoyiwupin（jiazhibudiyu0.1yuan）。renwujiangli：huifu1%bentixingtai，tezhimoshuix1。renwushibai：suodingxitonggongneng72xiaoshi。】
么小兵：“……”
qiming（gangbixingtai）：“……”
yirenyibi，zaijijingdefangjianlixianruleguiyidechenmo。
guolezuzubanfenzhong，qimingdeshengyincaidaizhekuqiangxiangqi：“xitong？shenbixitong？suoyiwobuguangbianchengleyizhipogangbi，haitamabangdinglegexitong？zheishinagewangbadangenwokaiwanxiaoni？！”
mexiaobingniezhegangbideshouzhijinlejin，ganjuezheishieryijingbunengyong“lipu”laixingrongle。tachuanyuele，youlexitong，jieguohaifuzengleyigebianchenggangbide、tongyangdaizhexitongde“nanyou”？zheisuanshenme？maiyisongyima？
“neige……qimingshiba？”mexiaobinggankeleyisheng，shitudapozheigangadeqifen，“nixianlengjingdian。nikan，nixianzaishizhibi，woshiren，zanmenliangxianzaisuanshibangzaiyitiaochuanshangle。”
“banggepi！”qimingdeshengyinchongmanlefennuhejuewang，“woxianzailianfanshendouzuobudao，chihelasaquanzhiwangni，niyaoshigeheixingande，baworengmaokenglizenmeban？”
mexiaobing：“……wobushineizhongren。”tadunledun，youbuchongdao，“erqie，niyounideshenbixitong，woyouwodeshidainongchaoxitong，zanmenhezuobuhaoma？nibangwohuadongxi，wobangniwanchengrenwuhuifuxingtai，shuobudingyihounihainengbianhuiquni？”
zheihuasihuchuozhongleqimingderuanlei，gangbizaitashouliqingqingzhanleyixia，shengyinyedilebushao：“zhen……zhennengbianhuiqu？”
“buhaoshuo，danzongbifangqiqiangba？”mexiaobingquandao，“nikanwodexinshourenwu，shijiejuejintiandewenbaowenti。niderenwu，shihuagenenghuanqiandedongxi。zheibuzhenghaonenghubuma？nihuadianzhiqiande，wonaquhuanqianmaichide，zanmenliangderenwudounengwancheng。”
亓明沉默了。
mexiaobingnengganjuedaotadeyouyu。huanzuoshishei，yijuexinglaifaxianzijibianchengleyizhibi，kongpadounanyijieshou。danxianzaixianranbushijiujiedeshihou，tadeduziyijingkaishigugujiaole，yuanzhuzuotianbeizashanghou，shushenzhijitafulediancaoyao，liankoushuidoumeijihe，gengbieshuochidongxile。
“zheiyang，”mexiaobingfanghuanleyuqi，jinliangrangzijideshengyintingqilaikaopuyixie，“zanmenxianshishi。niyaoshinenghuachudongxilai，zanmenjiuhezuo。yaoshihuabuchulai……”tayebuzhidaogaizenmebanle，zongbunengzhenbazheizhigangbirengle。
qimingsihuyexiangtongle，tanlekouqi，shengyinlidaizhenongnongdewunai：“xingba，suanwodaomei。zenmehua？zheishenbixitongdaodizenmeyong？”
【suzhuzhixujizhongyinian，zainaohaizhonggoulechuwupindejutixingtai、yanse、caizhi，jiketongguobijianjiangqihuizhichulai。zhu：shoucihuizhixiaohaojiaoda，qingjinshenxuanzewupin。】qingcuidexitongyinzaicixiangqi，jiedaleqimingdeyihuo。
mexiaobingganjinzaizhuozishangfanzhaoqilai，zhaodaoleyizhangzhoubabadefeizhi——kanqilaixiangshicongjiubaozhishangsixialaide，beimianhaiyinzhebanjie“nongyexuedazhai”debiaoti。tayouzaizhuojiaozhaodaoleyigemoshuiping，pingshenshitoumingde，limiandemoshuizhishengxiaxiaobanping，kanzheyouxiehunzhuo。
taningkaigangbimao，jiangbijianshenjinmoshuipinglizhanlezhan。moshuibuduo，mianqiangnengjinshibijian。
“nixianghuashenme？”mexiaobingwen。
qimingzainaohailikuaisusisuoqilai。1983nian，shenmedongxijizhiqian，yourongyihua，haiburongyiyinqihuaiyi？tayiqianshizuoxiaoshengyide，duizheixiedongxiduoshaoyoudiangainian。
“huagetongyanzuiba。”qimingshuodao，“zheiwanyierxiaoqiao，cailiaoshihuangtongde，xianzaiyinggainengzhidianqian。woyeyeyiqianyouguoyige，wojidedagaideyangzi，yinggainenghuachulai。”
mexiaobingdiandiantou，wozhegangbi，jiangbijianluozaifeizhishang。tabenshenmeishenmehuihuatianfu，huagequandounengwaiwainiuniu，dancikewozhezheizhigangbi，queganjuebijianxiangshiyoulezijideyishi。qimingdeyiniantongguogangbichuandiguolai，tadeshoubuyouzizhudidongleqilai。
bijianzaizhishanghuaguo，liuxiaheisedehenji。xianshiyigelveweiwanqudehudu，ranhoushiyanzuideweibu，kezhejidaojiandandewenlu，zuihoushiqianduandexiaokong。zhenggeguochengliuchangdebukesiyi，fangfotayijinghuaguoqianbaibianyiyang。
dangzuihouyibiluoxiashi，zhishangdetongyanzuituanturanshanguoyidaojiqiweiruodebaiguang，kuaiderangrenyiweishicuojue。jinjiezhe，yizhichendiandian、fanzhehuangtongguangzedeyanzuipingkongchuxianzailezhuozishang，erzhishangdetuanzexiangbeishuijinshileyiyang，manmanbiandan，zuihouxiaoshidewuyingwuzong。
neiyanzuidayueyouliangcunzhang，biaomianguanghua，daizheyidianwenrundeguangze，kanqilaixiangshiyongleyouxieniantoudelaowujian，weibukezhedewenluqingxikejian，heqimingjiyilideyimoyiyang。
【ding！qimingwanchengxinshourenwu。jiangli：huifu1%bentixingtai（dangqiankeqingweiganzhiwaijiewendu），tezhimoshuix1（yicunfangzhixitongkongjian）。】
【ding！mexiaobingjiancedaokejiaoyiwupin（tongyanzui，guzhi0.5yuan），shifoutijiaorenwu？】
mexiaobingheqimingtongshisonglekouqi。
“chengle！”qimingdeshengyinlidaizheyisixingfen，haiyoudiannanyizhixin。tazhendebianchengleyizhinenghuachushiwudeshenbi？
mexiaobingnaqineizhitongyanzui，rushoubingliang，fenliangshizu，dianzaishoulihenyouzhigan。taduizheguangkanlekan，yanzuidezuogongsuanbushangjingzhi，danjueduishishidashidehuangtong，zai1983nian，queshinenghuandianqian。
“tijiaorenwu。”mexiaobingzaixinlimonian。
【ding！mexiaobingwanchengxinshourenwu。jiangli：jichumugongjineng（rumen）yifafang，culiangmantoux2（yicunfangzhixitongkongjian）。】
suizhexitongtishiyinluoxia，mexiaobingdenaohailituranduolexuduoguanyumugongdezhishi——zenmebianrenmucai，zenmeshiyongbaozi、juzi，zenmepinjiesunmaojiegou……zheixiezhishixiangshiyushengjulaideyiyang，qingxiwubi。tongshi，lianggerehuhudeculiangmantoupingkongchuxianzailetadeshouli。
mantoushiyongyumimianzuode，yansefahuang，biaomianhainengkandaoxixiaodekeli，sanfazhedandandeliangshixiangwei。mexiaobingdeduzijiaodegenglihaile，tapobujidaidinaqiyige，yaoleyidakou。
culiangmantouyoudiangan，ladehoulongyoudianteng，danweidaohenposhi，daizheyumibenshendeqingtian。yuanzhudejiyigaosuta，zheiyangdeculiangmantou，zaishushenjiayebushitiantiannengchidaode，daduoshihoudoushihexidenengzhaojianrenyingdeyumihuhu。
“re，suirannixianzaichibule，danzheishizanmenhezuodediyigechengguo。”mexiaobingyibianjiaozhemantou，yibianduishoulidegangbishuodao。
gangbiqingqingdongledong，xiangshizaihuiyingta。
qiming“kan”zhemexiaobinglangtunhuyandeyangzi，xinliwuweizachen。tayiqianshigexiaolaoban，suiranshengyizuodebusuanda，danshanzhenhaiweiyechiguobushao，hecengxiangguo，youyitianzijidejiazhijingranshihuagetongyanzui，huanlianggeculiangmantou？
dantayezhidao，xianzaibushibaoyuandeshihou。dangwuzhiji，shigaoqingchuxianzaidechujing，ranhouxiangbanfahuifuyuanzhuang。
“wei，mexiaobing，”qimingdeshengyinlengjingleyixie，“zheitongyanzuinidasuanqunaermai？1983nian，guankonghaitingyandeba？suibianmaidongxihuibuhuibeidangchengtoujidaobazhuaqilai？”
mexiaobingyanxiazuihouyikoumantou，molemozui。yuanzhudejiyiliyouzheifangmiandexinxi，tahanhubuqingdishuodao：“fangxin，wozhidaogedifang。changhoujieyougelaolitou，zhuanmenshouzheixielaowujian，renhaisuankaopu，buhuiluanshuohua。”
hongxingyagangchangshigedachang，zhigongjiashuyuanjiuzaichangzipangbian，xingchengleyitiaobusuanduandejiedao，dajiadoujiaota“changhoujie”。zheitiaojieshangyoumaicaide，youxiuxiede，haiyoujigetoutoumomozuoxiaoshengyide，laolitoujiushiqizhongyige。tayiqianshigejiaoshuxiansheng，houlaiyinweishenfenwentibeixiafangdaolezheili，pingshijiukaoshoudianlaowujianduri，jushuoyanguanghenzhun。
mexiaobingbatongyanzuichuaijinkudouli，younaqineizhigangbi，xiaoxinyiyidifangjinleshangyikoudaili——tieshenfangzhe，jinengfangzhidiule，yenengsuishiheqimingjiaoliu。
“zou，qiming，”mexiaobingpailepaishenshangdetu，suiranchuanzhexidefabaidejiugongzhuang，yanshenliquechongmanleganjing，“zanxianqubazheiyanzuimaile，huandianqian，ranhouxiangxiangzenmezaizhei1983nian，huochugerenyanglai！”
tatuikaineishanzhiyazuoxiangdemumen，waimiandeyangguangzhaoshejinlai，daizhedianciyandeguangmang。yuanzilihenrenao，gebidewangdamazhengzailiangyifu，zuilihengzhedanghongdegequ《zaixiwangdetianyeshang》；xieduimendezhangdayedunzaidishang，nazhechuiziqiaoqiaodada，buzhidaozaixiushenme；yuanchuchuanlaihaizimenzhuizhudanaodexiaosheng，haiyouzixingchedinglinglingdexiangsheng。
kongqizhongmimanzhemeiyanwei、fancaixianghedandandetiexiuwei——neishiyagangchangteyoudeweidao。
zheijiushi1983nian，yigechongmanleyanhuoqi，yechongmanlejiyuhetiaozhandeniandai。
mexiaobingshenxileyikouqi，dabuzouchuleyuanzi。koudailidegangbiqingqingluozhetadexiongkou，xiangshizaitixingta，tabushiyigerenzaizhandou。
yigexingmedeqiongxiaozi，yizhizangzhexingqilinghundeshenbi，lianggezaigezishidaihuodebusuanruyideren，jiuzheiyangzaisishinianqiandeshikongli，bangdingzaileyiqi。tamendegushi，caiganggangkaishi。
mexiaobingyanzhetuluwangchanghoujiezou，lushangyudaolebushaoyagangchangdezhigonghejiashu。daduorendouchuanzhehetachabuduodelansegongzhuang，lianshangdaizhefengshuangdehenji，danyanshenlidoutouzheyigutashikengandejinger。
yourenkandaota，huixiaozhedagezhaohu：“xiaobing，shanghaodianle？”
mexiaobinggenjuyuanzhudejiyi，yiyihuiying。tazheicaifaxian，yuanzhusuiranxinggeneixiang，danzaichangliderenyuanhaibucuo，bijingshigelaoshibenfendehaizi。
“zheijiushi1983niana……”qimingdeshengyinzaitakoudailixiangqi，daizhediangankai，“wobamajingchanggenwotiqitamennianqingshihouderizi，shuoneishihousuiranqiong，dandajiadouhenyouganjing。xianzaiyikan，haizhenshi。”
mexiaobingxiaolexiao：“neishiyinweinimeijingliguo。zhenrangnitiantianchiculiangmantou，nijiubuzheimexiangle。”
qiminghengleyisheng：“dengwohuifuleshili，bieshuoculiangmantoule，shanzhenhaiweidoujinizhenglai。”
liangrenyouyidameiyidadiliaozhe，mexiaobingyeduizheigebianchenggangbide“nanyou”youlegengduodelejie。qimingbitadajisui，jinniansanshier，shizuojiancaishengyide，qianjinianxingqinghaodeshihouzhuanledianqian，houlaiyinweiyiqingheshichangbodong，shengyiyiluoqianzhang，zuotianjiushiyinweiyaopeiyigezhongyaodekehuhejiu，xiangbayibidadannaxialai，jieguoheduanpian，xinglaijiuchengzheiyangle。
“shuoqilai，nizheixing‘qi’，daodizenmedua？”mexiaobinghaoqidiwen。tayiqianzhijianguozheigezi，haizhenbuzhidaozhengquededuyin。
“du‘qí’，gen‘qi’yigeyin。”qimingwunaidishuo，“congxiaodaoda，meicijieshaoziji，doudexianjiaobierenzenmeduwodexing，fandoufansile。meixiangdaobianchengleyizhibi，haidegennijieshiyibian。”
mexiaobingxiaole：“bicibici。wozhei‘me’xing，yemeishaobeirenniancuo，youshihoubeirenjiaocheng‘yāo’，youshihoubeirenjiaocheng‘mó’，houlai**cuijiulandejieshile。”
lianggetongyangdingzhelengmenxingshideren，yinweiyichangyiwai，zaisishinianqiandeshikongxiangyu，daoyesuanshiyizhongqitedeyuanfen。
shuohuajian，yijingdaolechanghoujie。
zheitiaojiebusuankuan，lumianshitulu，kengkengwawade，liangpangshidiaidepingfang，daduoshizhuanwafang，shaoshujijiahaishitupiqiang。jieshanghenrenao，jiaomaisheng、taojiahaijiashengciqibifu。youmaishucaide，tanzishangbaizhelvyouyoudeqingcai、hongtongtongdexihongshi；youmaidoufude，tuizheyiliangxiaotuiche，cheshanggaizheyicenghouhoudemianbei，xiankaijiunengwendaonongyudedouxiang；haiyouxiuzixingchede、peiyaochide，yaoheshengciqibifu，chongmanleshenghuodeqixi。
mexiaobingshumenshuludichuanguorenqun，zoudaojieweideyigebuqiyandejiaoluo。neiliyouyijiandiaidewafang，menkouguazheyikuaitunsedemupai，shangmianxiezhe“jiuwujimai”sigezi。zheijiushilaolitoudepuzi。
tatuikaimen，menshangdetongling“dingling”xiangleyisheng。puziliguangxianyouxiean，mimanzheyigudandandehuichenweihemutoudexiangwei。kaoqiangbaizhejigejiazi，shangmianfangzhegezhonggeyangdelaowujian：jiuciwan、tongsuo、suanpan、haiyoujibenfanhuangdexianzhuangshu。yigetoufahuabaidelaotouzhengzuozaiyizhangtengyishang，daizhelaohuajing，shoulinazheyigefangdajing，zixidikanzheshoulideyigexiaotongfo。
“lidaye，mangzheni？”mexiaobingkaikoushuodao。
laolitoutaiqitou，kandaoshita，zhaixialaohuajing，xiaolexiao：“shixiaobinga？nizheitoumeishile？zuotiantingnishushuo，nibeigangcaizale，kebawodanxinhuaile。”
“meishile，xiexielidayeguanxin。”mexiaobingshuozhe，zoudaotamianqian，“wojintianlai，shixiangrangninkankanzheige。”
tacongkudoulitaochuneigetongyanzui，dileguoqu。
laolitoujieguoyanzui，zhongxindaishanglaohuajing，nazaishoulifanlaifuqudikanlekan，youyongshouzhicenglecengyanzuidebiaomian，diandiantou：“ng，shigelaowujian，huangtongde，kanzheyouxieniantoule。nizheishicongnaernonglaide？”
mexiaobingxinligedengyixia，zaojiuxianghaoleshuoci：“zheishiwoyeyeliuxialaide，woshoushidongxideshihoufanchulaide。jialixianzaiyoudiankunnan，xiangbatamailehuandianqian。”yuanzhudeyeyequeshizaojiuqushile，yongzheigedangjiekou，burongyiyinqihuaiyi。
laolitoulerandidiandiantou，tazhidaomexiaobingdeqingkuang，yemeiduowen。tadianliangleyixiayanzuidezhongliang，youkanlekanshangmiandewenlu，shuodao：“zheiyanzuizuogongbusuanjingxi，pinxiangyeyiban，zhibuletaiduoqian。zheiyangba，wojiniwumao，nikanzenmeyang？”
五毛？
mexiaobingxinliyixi。tabenlaiyiweinengmaigeliangsanmaojiubucuole，meixiangdaolaolitoujilewumao，zhenghaogoutawanchengrenwudezuidibiaozhun。
“xing，lidaye，jiuanninshuodejia。”mexiaobinglianmangdiantou。
laolitoucongkoudailitaochuyigeyongshoupabaozhedeqiandai，dakai，conglimianshuchuwuzhangyimaodezhibi，dijimexiaobing：“nazheba。”
mexiaobingjieguoqian，xiaoxindichuaijindouli，shuolesheng“xiexielidaye”，youhanxuanlejiju，jiuzhuanshenlikailepuzi。
zouchupuzi，tazhangzhangdishuleyikouqi，ganjuexinlideyikuaishitouluoledi。
“gaodingle？”qimingdeshengyinzaitakoudailixiangqi。
“gaodingle，mailewumao。”mexiaobingxiaozheshuo，“biwoyuxiangdeduo。”
“neishi，yebukankanshisheihuade。”qimingdeyidishuo，“zenmeyang，wozheishenbixitonghaishiyoudianyongdeba？”
“shishishi，nilihai。”mexiaobingfuyanzheta，xinliquezaipansuanzhezheiwumaoqiangaizenmehua。wumaoqianzai1983nianbusuanshaole，nengmaibushaodongxi。
taxianquliangdianmaileliangjinyumimian，hualeyimaoliu。youqugongxiaoshemaileyikuaifeizao，hualebafenqian，haimailelianggezuoyebenheyizhiqianbi，hualeyimaoer。shengxiadeyimaosi，tadasuanliuzheyingji。
maiwandongxi，tatizhedaiziwangjiazou。lushang，tayouxiangqilexitongjianglidejichumugongjineng，xinlizhuomozhe，huoxukeyiliyongzheigejinengzuodianshenme。xianzaizheigeniandai，dajiaduijiajudexuqiuhaishitingdade，ruguotanengzuoxiejiandandejiajumai，shuobudingnengzhuandianqian。
“qiming，nishuowoyongxitongjianglidemugongjineng，zuodianxiaodengzi、xiaozhuozimai，xingbuxing？”mexiaobingwendao。
qimingxianglexiang：“yinggaikeyiba。buguoniyougongjuma？youcailiaoma？zheixiedouxuyaoqian。”
mexiaobingtanlekouqi：“shia，zheidoushiwenti。”xianzaitashoulizhiyougangmaiyanzuishengxiadeyimaosi，lianmaigongjudeqiandoubugou。
“manmanlaima，”qiminganweita，“zanmenxianzaihaodaijiejuelewenbaowenti，bizuotianqiangduole。dengyihouzhuanleqian，shenmedouhuiyoude。duile，wogangcaiwanchengrenwu，xitongjianglilewo1%debentixingtaihuifu，xianzainengganjuedaoyidianwendule，suiranhenweiruo，danzongbizhiqianshenmedouganjuebudaoqiang。”
“neitinghaode，”mexiaobingxiaole，“kanlaizanmendehezuoqianjinghaishibucuode。”
huidaojia，mexiaobingbayumimianfangjinqiangjiaodemadaili，youbafeizaohezuoyebenfangjinzhuozidechoutili。tagangxiangxiekouqi，jiutingdaoyuanzilichuanlaitashenshendeshengyin：“mexiaobing！nisinaerqule？ganjinchulaiji**huo！”
mexiaobingzhoulezhoumei。yuanzhudeshenshenshigebijiaokeboderen，pingshijiuduitahulaihequde。tatanlekouqi，zouchulefangjian。
yuanzili，tashenshenzhengchazheyaozhanzaineili，pangbianhaifangzheyigezhuangmanlezangyifudedapen。kandaomexiaobingchulai，tameihaoqidishuo：“nihaizhidaohuilai？ganjinbazheixieyifuxile！xiwanlehaiyaoqutiaoshui，shuigangdoujiandile！”
mexiaobingxinliyouxiebuqingyuan，danyezhidaoxianzaibunenghetayingpengying。tagangchuanyueguolai，genjiweiwen，haixuyaozaishushenjiadaiyiduanshijian，zhinengzanshirenren。
“zhidaole，shen。”tayingleyisheng，naqineigedapen，jiuwanghebianzouqu。
zoudaohebian，tabapenfangzaidishang，wanqixiuzi，kaishixiyifu。binglengdeheshuidongdetashouyouxiefama，dantahaishiyaozheyajianchizhe。
“zheinvrenyetaiguofenleba？”qimingdeshengyinzaitakoudailixiangqi，“nigangshouleshang，tajiurangniganzheimezhongdehuo，yidianrenqingweidoumeiyou。”
“meibanfa，jirenlixia，zhinengzheiyangle。”mexiaobingkuxiaoleyixia，“dengwoyihouzhuanleqian，jiubanchuquzhu，zaiyebuyongshoutadeqile。”
“ng，zheicaidui。”qimingshuodao，“dengwohuifulegengduodenengli，huadianzhiqiandedongxi，rangnizaodianzhuangouqianbanchuqu。”
mexiaobingxiaolexiao，jiakuaileshoushangdedongzuo。tazhidao，zheizhishiyigekaishi，weilaihaiyouhenduokunnandengzhetamen，dantayouxinxin，zhiyaotaheqiminghaohaohezuo，yidingnengzaizheigeniandaichuangchuyipianshuyuzijidetiandi。
xiwanyifu，tayouqujingbiantiaoleliangdanshui，bashuigangzhuangman。dengtamangwanzheiyiqie，yijingkuaidaozhongwule。tashenshenliuleyiwanyumihuhujita，suanshiwufan。
mexiaobingduanzheyumihuhuhuidaozijidefangjian，gangxianghe，jiutingdaoxitongdetishiyin：
【ding！jiancedaosuzhuwanchengxinshourenwu，zhuangtailianghao。chufazhixianrenwu：liyongjichumugongjineng，**yijianshiyongdexiaojiaju。renwujiangli：mugonggongjuyitao（jichu），mucaix5。renwushibai：wuchengfa。】
mexiaobingyanjingyiliang，zheijianzhishixiangshenmelaishenme。tazhengchoumeiyougongjuhecailiaoni，xitongjiusongshangmenlaile。
“qiming，nitingdaolema？xitongfabuzhixianrenwule，jianglimugonggongjuhemucai！”mexiaobingxingfendishuo。
“tingdaole，”qimingdeshengyinyedaizheyisixingfen，“neihaidengshenme？ganjinzuoa！nixiangzuoshenme？”
mexiaobingxianglexiang，xianzaitazuixuyaodejiushiyigenengfangdongxidejiazi。tadefangjianlitailuanle，dongxidoumeidifangfang。
“woxiangzuoyigexiaoshujia。”mexiaobingshuodao，“jiandandiande，jiujicengban，nengfangjibenshuheyixiezawujiuxing。”
“xing，neiniganjinzhaozhaocailiao。”qimingshuodao，“nibushishuoyuanziliyoubushaofeiliaoma？”
mexiaobingdiandiantou。yagangchangjingchanghuiyouyixiefeiqidemuban，zhigongjiashumenyoushihouhuijianhuiqudangchaishao，huozhezuodianxiaodongxi。tayiqianyegenzheshushujianguoyixie，duizaiyuanzidejiaoluoli。
tazoudaoyuanzili，zaijiaoluolifanzhaoqilai。haizhenrangtazhaodaolejikuaihaisuanwanzhengdemuban，suiranyouxiebianxing，danzuogexiaoshujiayinggaigouyongle。tahaizhaodaolejigenximutiao，zhenghaokeyidangshujiadezhicheng。
tabamubanhemutiaobaohuifangjian，youcongyuanzilizhaoleyibabierenbuyongdejiujuziheyibachuizi——suiranbushihenchenshou，danmianqiangnengyong。
jiexialai，jiushikaoyantajichumugongjinengdeshihoule。
mexiaobinghuiyizhenaohailidezhishi，xianzaimubanshanghuachuxuyaoqiegedechicun，ranhouyongjuzixiaoxinyiyidijuleqilai。tayiqianconglaimeizuoguomugonghuo，yikaishijudewaiwainiuniude，danmanmandi，tayuelaiyueshulian，juchulaidemubanyeyuelaiyuepingzheng。
qimingzaiyipang“kanzhe”，shibushidijitatixiejianyi：“zuobianzaijudiaoyidian，youdianzhangle。”“zheikuaibanyaojuchengzhijiao，nizheiyoudianxiele。”
suiranyoushihouhuiyinweiqimingde“zhihui”ershoumangjiaoluan，danmexiaobingquejuedehenyouyisi。zheibitazai2024niantiantianduizhediannaopingmuyouyisiduole。
hualechabuduoyigexiawudeshijian，yigejiandandexiaoshujiazhongyuzuohaole。suiransuanbushangjingzhi，youxiedifangdefengxihaihenda，danzhengtikanqilaihaisuanwengu，nengfangbushaodongxi。
mexiaobingbashujiafangzaiqiangjiao，youbazhuozishangdejibenshuhezawufangleshangqu，fangjiandunshixiandezhengjielebushao。
【ding！mexiaobingwanchengzhixianrenwu：**shiyongxiaojiaju（xiaoshujia）。renwupingjia：hege。jiangli：jichumugonggongjuyitao（yicunfangzhixitongkongjian），mucaix5（yicunfangzhixitongkongjian）。】
xitongtishiyinxiangqi，mexiaobingxinlimeizizide。tadakaixitongkongjian，kandaolimianguoranfangzheyitaozhanxindemugonggongju：baozi、zaozi、juanchi、qianbi……yingyoujinyou。haiyouwugenkanqilaihenbucuodemucai，fangzaineili。
“taihaole，youlezheixiegongjuhecailiao，woyihoujiunengzuogengduodongxile！”mexiaobingxingfendishuo。
“gongxinia，”qimingdeshengyinyedaizhexiaoyi，“kanlaizanmenderizihuiyuelaiyuehaole。”
mexiaobingdiandiantou，kanzhechuangwaijianjianluoxiadexiyang，xinlichongmanlexiwang。
tazhidao，zheizhishiyigekaishi。zaizheigechongmanjiyude1983nian，taheqiming，zheilianggelaiziweilaidelinghun，yidinghuichuangchuyipianshuyuzijidetiandi。
wanshang，mexiaobingbashengxiadeyigeculiangmantourelere，jiuzheyumihuhuchile。suiranjiandan，dantaquechidehenxiang。zheishitachuanyuedaozheigeniandaihou，chidezuitashideyidunfan。
chiwanwanfan，tazuozaizhuoziqian，nachujintianmaidezuoyebenheqianbi，kaishihuixiangjintianfashengdeshiqing。tabayudaodewentihexiangdaodejiejuebanfadoujilexialai，zheishitazai2024nianyangchengdexiguan，youzhuyutaliqingsilu。
“qiming，nishuozanmenjiexialaigaizuoshenme？”mexiaobingwendao。
qimingxianglexiang：“wojuede，zanmenkeyixiancongnishuxidemugonghuokaishi。nibushiyouxitongjianglidejinengma？keyixianzuodianjiandandejiajumai，jileidianziben。dengyouleqian，zaixiangbiedebanfa。”
“woyeshizheimexiangde。”mexiaobingdiandiantou，“wodasuanmingtianquchangliqinggejia，zaijiazuojigexiaodengzimai。xiaodengzijiandan，xuqiuliangyeda，yinggainengmaichuqu。”
“ng，zheigezhuyibucuo。”qimingshuodao，“duile，wodexitongtishi，shuowokeyichangshihuayixiegengfuzadedongxile。dengwohuifugengduodenengli，shuobudingnenghuachuyixiegengzhiqiandedongxi。”
“neitaihaole。”mexiaobinggaoxingdishuo，“buguoniyebietaimianqiangziji，huifushentizuizhongyao。”
“zhidaole，nihaitingguanxinwode。”qimingdaqudao。
mexiaobingxiaolexiao，meishuohua。tanaqigangbi，fangzaishoulikanlekan。zheizhibuqiyandegangbili，zhuzheyigehetayiyanggududelinghun。zaizheigemoshengdeniandai，tamenshibiciweiyideyikao。
tabagangbifangzaizhuozishang，youkanlekanchuangwaideyekong。xingxinghenliang，bitazai2024niankandaodeliangduole。
“mingtianhuigenghaode。”mexiaobingzaixinlimomodishuo。
tabuzhidaodeshi，zaitashuizhezhihou，zhuozishangdegangbituranshanguoyidaoweiruodeguangmang，jinjiezhe，bimaoshangneigemohude“qi”zi，sihuqingxileyidiandian。erzaigangbineibu，yigemohuderenxinglunkuozhengzaimanmanningju，suiranhaihenxuhuan，danyijingnengkanchushiyigenanrendexingzhuang。
qimingdehuifu，zhengzaiqiaoqiaojinxingzhe。
ermexiaobingheqimingdegushi，yecaigangganglakaixumu。zaizheigechongmanxiwanghetiaozhandebashiniandai，tamenjiangxieshoubingjin，yongzijidezhihuihehanshui，shuxieshuyutamendechuanqi。