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ng……daoyebushimeiyouzheigekeneng。】wo：「……」
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jianqidishangdexieyi，zhongxinfanghuitashoubian。ranhou，wozoudaobatai，daoleyibeiwenshui，
jingzhundifangzailetazuoshoubianzuirongyinadaodeweizhi。fuyunshenkanzhewoxingyunliushuidedongzuo，
yanshenlishanguoyisibuyichayidechayi。【yo，kaiqiaole？haizhidaojiwodaoshui。】【weizhiyefangduile，
kanlaiguanjiajiaodehaibucuo。】wochuixiayanlian，yanqumouzhongdebolan，qingshengshuo：「ninkoukeleba，xianheshui。
xieyibuzheji，wodengnin。」fuyunshenduanqishuibeideshoujibukechadidunleyixia。
taxinlidedanmushunjiancongtucaomoshiqiehuandaolejingtimoshi。【tazenmezhidaowokouke？qiaohe？
】wojiazhuangmeikanjiantatanjiudemuguang，zhilezhixieyi：「ruguoninjuedetiaokuanyouwenti，womenkeyizaishangliang。」
tafangxiashuibei，naqibi，shuashuaqianxialezijidemingzi。litouzhibei，zijifenglidexiangtabenrenyiyang。
【ganjinqianwanrangtazou，zaibeitazheimedingzhe，wopawohuirenbuzhuxiaochang。】wojieguoxieyi，
kanzheshangmian「fuyunshen」sangedazi，xinliwuweizachen。zheijiushiwoweilaisanniandezhangfu。
yigebiaomianshangyinzhicanbao、shijishangshigetucaoyide……yaba？wonazhexieyi，zhengzhunbeihuiwodeciwo，
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chuanchuquxianghuama？】【suiranshixieyijiehun，danxiyeyaozuo**a！wanyiwomamingtianzaoshanglaichagangzenmeban？
】wojiaobuyidun，renmingdizhuanguoshen，duizhetaluchuyigewenshundeweixiao：「wo……wojinwanshuishafajiuhao。」
fuyunshenlenglengdipielewoyiyan，ranhoucaozonglunyi，jingzhichaoyushikaiqu。【shafa？tajuranxiangshuishafa？
wofuyunshendeqizixuyaoshuishafa？chuanchuquwodelianwangnaerge！】【suanle，genmutoujijiaoshenme。
】tingzhetayuanquhouxinlidesuisuinian，worenmingdibaoqibeizi，zouxiangleneizhangkuandadehunchuangde……lingyice。
diertianyizao，woshizaiyizhenjuliedexinlihuodongzhongxinglaide。【jidianle？tazenmehaibuqichuang？
buzhidaojintianyaohuilaozhaijizhangbeijingchama？】【shuidegenzhuyiyang，koushuidoukuailiuchulaile。
】womengdizhengkaiyan，xiayishidicalecazuijiao。gande。yizhuantou，jiuduishangfuyunshenneizhanghaowubiaoqingdejunlian。
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】【tazenmeguangkanbuchi？nandaoshizaidengwoxiandongkuaizi？zhenshigemafandenvren。
】womomodijiaqiyigexiajiao，fangjinletamianqiandekongdiezili。zhuoshangshunjiananjingle。
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fuyunshenyetingxialejiaodongshaozideshou，taiqiheichenchendemouzi，dingdingdikanzhewo。【tajiwojiacai？
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】wodingzhetashenshidemuguang，youjitajialeyigeshaomai，qingshengshuo：「yishengshuoniyinshiyaoqingdan，
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jiaqileneigexiajiao。zaitabaxiajiaofangjinzuilideneiyike，
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congchumenkaishi，xinlidedanmujiumeitingguo。【youyaojianneiqunniuguisheshenle，fan。
】【youqishifutianhaoneigechunhuo，kendingyouyaonawodetuihesangzishuoshi。
】【pangbianzheigenvrenzenmeyijuhuadoubushuo？yabajingshiwoziji？ebudui，wobenlaijiushiyaba。
】woqingleqingsangzi，shitudapochenmo：「tingshuo……laozhaideyuanlinhenpiaoliang。」fuyunshenzhuanguotoukanwo，
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fujialaozhaizuoluozaibanshanyao，shiyizuoguseguxiangdezhongshitingyuan，tingtailouge，diaolianghuadong，qipaifeifan。
chegangtingwen，yigechuanzheshimao、huazhejingzhizhuangrongdenvrenjiuyingleshanglai，shifuyunshendejimu，linlan。
tashenhouhaigenzheyigenianjiyufuyunshenxiangfangdenanren，futianhao，fuyunshendetangge。「yunshenhuilaila，
kuairangayikankan。」linlanreqingdixiaozhe，muguangquezaiwoshenshangdalegezhuan，daizheyisiqingmie。
fuyunshenshenselengdan，fangfomeikandaota。futianhaozezoushangqian，
pixiaoroubuxiaodipailepaifuyunshendelunyifushou：「yunshen，haojiubujian。zheiweijiushidimeiba？zhangdezhenpiaoliang，
jiushibuzhidao，nengbunengzhaoguhaonizheige……bingrena。」「bingren」lianggezi，tayaodetebiezhong。
fuyunshenwozhefushoudeshouzhishunjianshoujin，shoubeishangqingjinbaoqi。【zheige**，
zaowanyouyitianwoyaosilantadezui。】wonengganjuedaotashenshangsanfachudetaotiannuyi，jihuyaoningchengshizhi。
budengtafazuo，wowangqianyibu，dangzailetahefutianhaozhongjian，lianshangguazhedetideweixiao。
「zheiweijiushitianhaogeba？jiuyangdaming。yunshentabushibingren，tazhishixuyaojingyang。woxiangxin，youwozai，
tahenkuaijiunenghaoqilaide。」wodunledun，huafengyizhuan，muguangzhishizhefutianhao，xiaorongbubian，
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haishiduohuadianxinsizaigongzuoshangba。bijing，fujiazheimedadechanye，kebunengdouzhiwangwoxianshengyigerencaoxin，
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wozheigegangjinmen、niangjiahaizhiwangfujiajiejideerxifu，gandangzhongjitameilian。talianseqingyizhenbaiyizhen，
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tianhaonibiegentayibanjianshi。womenkuaijinquba，laoyezidoudengjile。」woweiweiyixiao，meizaishuohua，
tuizhefuyunshendelunyiwanglizou。fuyunshencongtoudaoweidouchenmozhe，danwonengtingdaotaxinlidejingtaohailang。
【**？tazenmezhidaofutianhaoxiangmukuisundeshi？zheishigongsineibudouhaimeichuankai！
】【tajuranganzhijieduifutianhao？danziyetaifeile！】【buguo……duidehao！**deshuang！
】【zheinvren，youdianyisi。】wotuizheta，nengganjuedaotaluozaihoujingdemuguang，
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】【wogaizenmehuida？diantouhaishiyaotou？】【fansile，dangyabazhenlei。】wolianmangkaikou，
titajiewei：「yeye，yishengshuoyunshendeshengdaihaizaihuifuqi，bunengji。zuizhuyaodeshiyaobaochixinqingyukuai，
bunengdongqi。」shuozhe，wohaiteyipieleyiyanliansebushandefutianhao。laoyezidiandiantou，kanxiangfutianhao，
yuqiyansulejifen：「tianhao，nididishentibuhao，yihougongsideshi，niduoshangdianxin。
biezaichushenmechazile。」futianhaobuqingbuyuandiyingleyisheng。yidunfanchideanliuyongdong。
linlanhefutianhaoyichangyihe，hualihuawaidouzaianshifuyunshenrujinshigefeiren，bukandaren。erwo，
zejianzhaochaizhao。linlanshuofuyunshentiaoshi，
wojiubafuyunshenaichidecai（congtaxinshenglitinglaide）doujiadaotawanli。futianhaoshuofuyunshenrujinbunenghejiu，
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xinliquezaifengkuangjiwodianzan。【duidehao！shuodedui！】【wolaopozhenlihai！】【dengdeng……sheishinilaopo？
zheizhishixieyiqizi！】【danshi……ganjuehaibucuo。】fanjujieshu，huichengdecheshang，fuyunshenyijiuchenmo。
dantaxinlidedanmu，quewenroulexuduo。【jintianduokuileta。】【meixiangdao，qutahuilai，haiyouzheizhongyongchu。
】【jiushibuzhidao，tadaodishizenmezhidaofutianhaoneijianshide……dezhaorenchachata。
】wokanzhechuangwaifeisudaotuidefengjing，jiazhuangshenmedoubuzhidao。fuyunshen，nixiangchajiuchaba。fanzheng，
wozhishiyigeputongde、pochande、nengtingdaonixinshengde……qizieryi。huidaobieshu，
qifenmingxianhezhiqianbuyiyangle。ruguoshuozhiqianwohefuyunshenzhijiangezheyitiaowufayuyuedehonggou，neimexianzai，
zheitiaohonggoushangsihujiaqileyizuoyaoyaoyuzhuidediaoqiao。takanwodeyanshen，buzaishidanchundebinglengheshenshi，
duoleyisiwokanbudongdefuzaqingxu。wanshang，wozhaolizhunbeiqushuishafa。gangbaoqibeizi，
jiutingdaotaxinli「ze」leyisheng。【youyaoshuishafa？zheizhangchuangshixiangledingzima？】【suanle，
jintiantabiaoxianbucuo，zongbunengrangtashuishafa。】tacaozonglunyidangzaiwomianqian，shenshouzhilezhichuangdelingyibian。
yisihenmingxian。woyouxieyouyu。【momocengcengdeganshenme？wohainengchiletabucheng？】【woyigecanfei，
tapashenme？】wozhihaobaozhebeizi，zhongxintanghuilechuangshang。yirenyiban，zhongjiangezhechuhehanjie。guanledeng，
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【tashuizhelema？】【huxizheimeqing，genxiaomaoyiyang。】【tajintianweishenmeyaobangwo？
zhishiweilelvxingxieyiqizideyiwu？haishi……bieyoumude？】【chatadeziliaozenmehaimeisonglai？
xiaolvtaidile。】wobizheyanjing，yidongbugandong，shengpabeitafaxianwohaimeishuizhe。buzhidaoguoleduojiu，
shenbianderensihuzhongyufangqilesikao，xinshengjianjianpingxi。heianzhong，woqiaoqiaozhengkaiyan，kanxiangtamohudelunkuo。
fuyunshen，nidaodizaiyanyichushenmeyangdexi？erwo，yougaizaizheichuxili，banyanyigeshenmeyangdejiaose？
jiexialaidejitian，fuyunshenduiwomingxian「hao」lehenduo。suirantalianshangyijiumeishenmebiaoqing，
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xinliquezaixiang：【zenmechizheimeshao？jianfei？shoudegenzhuganyiyang，fengyichuijiudaole。】ranhou，
tahuiyongkuaiziqiaoqiaopanzi，shiyiwoduochidian。wochumenquchuliwoniangjiagongsideyixielantanzi，
tahuilengzheliankanwo，xinliquezaidigu：【zheimewancaihuilai？qunale？shibushizaiwaimianyoubiedegoule？
】【budui，womenshixieyijiehun，tayoubiedegouyezhengchang。】【kewoweishenmezheimebushuang？】woshenzhifaxian，
takaishiyouyiwuyidizaiwomianqianchuliyixiegongsidewenjian。tayongjiamideruanjianherenjiaoliu，
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xinliquebataneixieshangyebujuhexinlidetucaoyiyiduiyingqilai。【lishijituanneigelaohuli，
haixianggenwowanxinyan，xiazhoujiurangtapochan。】【chengnanneikuaidibixunadaoshou，
futianhaoneigechunhuokendinghuitaijia，zhenghaorangtaduochudianxue。
】wojianjianpincouchuleyigeshishi：fuyunshendechehuohecanji，genbenjiushiyichangpianju。tabujinmeiyoucanji，
meiyoubianya，shenzhibiyiqiangengjialeilifengxing，zhengzaianzhongbuju，
zhunbeijiangneixiecengjingduitaluojingxiashiderenyiwangdajin。erwo，zheigenengtingdaotaxinshengdeqizi，
chengletazheichangdaxili，weiyidebianshuheguanzhong。zheitian，tadezhulisonglaiyifenwenjian，
shiwocongxiaodaodadesuoyouziliao。takandejiqirenzhen。【wenwanzhi，wenjiadunv，biyeyumingpaidaxue，
xinggewenshun，wubuliangshihao……】【lvliganjingdexiangyizhangbaizhi。】【suoyi，
tadaodishizenmezhidaofutianhaoneijianshide？nandaotabeihouhaiyoubieren？】woduanzheqiehaodeshuiguozouguoqu，
fangzaitazhuoshang。「zaikanshenme？」taxunsuheshangwenjian，lenglengdipielewoyiyan。【kanni。
】taxinlizheimexiang，quezhishiyaoleyaotou。woxiaolexiao，naqiyikuaipingguodidaotazuibian：「chishuiguo。」
talengleyixia，sihumeixiangdaowohuiyouzheimeqinnidejudong。【taweiwo？】【wogaibugaichi？
chileshibushixiandewohenbujinchi？】【keshi……shitaqinshouxuede。】zaitaneixintianrenjiaozhandeshihou，
wozhijiebapingguosaijinletazuili。taxiayishidijujiaoqilai，lianjiagugude，xiangyizhicangshu。
neishuangshensuideheimouli，shanguoyisinaonu，heyisi……buyichajuedexiunan。wokanzhetazheifuyangzi，
huranjuede，zheigenanren，haoxiangyemeineimekepa。pingjingderizimeiguojitian，jiubeiyitongdianhuadapole。
shifutianhaodalaide。tayuefuyunshenqucanjiayigeshangyejiuhui，meiqimingyuerangtaduochuquzouzou，