熊孩子闯祸，国家却对我酒剑仙下手
《熊孩子闯祸，国家却对我酒剑仙下手》 小说介绍
《xionghaizichuanghuo，guojiaqueduiwojiujianxianxiashou》muluzuixinzhangjieyouluomodechenaitigong，zhujiaoweilitiangangtanmou，xionghaizichuanghuo，guojiaqueduiwojiujianxianxiashouqingjiediedangqifu、kourenxinxian，shiyibenqingjieyuwenbijujiadegudaixiaoshuo，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：“huashuo，womenzhennengxindeguota？wanyizhenshixianjing，neiwomenyaozuqibushiyaoxianruwanjiebufudejingdi？”……
《熊孩子闯祸，国家却对我酒剑仙下手》 第1章 免费试读
“litiangangwanhuzhishou，shenjuyaozhiquesuiyirenyouxianzarenyuanzaibianguanyaosaijinchu，jianzhibukeyuanliang！”
“haiyouqitazhenshoubeijingbianguandeshibing，woyeyaoyitongquanbushangsu！bushitamenkanguanbudaowei，womenyebuhuitouliujinqule！tuiyiwanbulaishuo，tamenyeshiyoucuozaishende。”
junshifatingshang，tannvshizhengzaifengkuangchizejianxianlitianganghezhenshoubianguandeshibingmenbufuzerendexingwei。
gushenyirenduzhanshushiwanbianguandajun。
beigaoxishang，beisuozhushuangshoushuangjiaodelitiangangbunuziwei，yanshensuqingdikanzhezuozaishenpanxishangjugaolinxiafushiyiqiedenvfaguan。
tajishinvdiyishidedaibiao，kanqilaihenshishenqi。
zheishiyichangquanguozhibodegongtingshenpan，feichangyansu。
“faguandaren！yuanwanga！fenmingshitamenshanzichuangrujunshizhongdi，beiwogeshayaozudejianqibojishoushang，nandaoyaoyinweizheizhongzisizilidejiahuofangqigeshayaozu，nawomenkejinzhishouzhenshoubianguandixiongmendeshengmingquhuantamendepingan？”
李天罡反驳道。
谭谋不服：
“nimenzuoweiwuzhe，benjiugaiyibaixingshengmingweishouwei，nandaowodididemingjiubushimingle？nishayaozu，jiukeyibuguanwodidideanweile？
erqienimenshishouchengjiangshi，zhansibushihenzhengchangdeshiqingma？tuoyanyihuierzenmele？jiufeideneigeshihoufaqigongji？
haikejinzhishou？meiyoubaohuhaominzhongwushangminzhongnandaobushinimenshizhi？
zanqiepaokaishishibutan，nimenjiumeiyoucuo？”
tanmouyibianshuozhehaitongkuliuti，kanxiangyipangtangzailunyishangbangchengmunaiyidedidi。
“wodedidi，nihaokua，zenmejiupianpianyudaozheizhongmeidandangdehuguojianxian，zhangzhezijideshenfenhediweiqiyawomenputongren！
wuaaa！zheigeshijiezhenshitaibugongpingle！douburangzheyidianwozheigeruonvzi，wuwuwu。”
yaobushikanshoudeshibingduzhimeilanzhutamen，didiyebuhuibeilitiangangzhanshayaoshoudejianqiboji，yizhiyuzhinengxiangzhiwurenyiyangtangzaizheili。
tanmoujuedezijihenzaili。
“nimenjiubunengbujinqu？”
李天罡反问。
“neiwodidifeiyaojinqu，woyoushenmebanfa？fanzhengzheishijiubunengzheimesuanle，nibixujiwomengeshuofa。”
谭谋哭哭啼啼的。
faguanyanshensuqing，nuchidao：
“tannvshininfangxin，zheijianshiwoyidingbuhuiyinweilitiangangshihuguozhanshenjiubaobita，yidinghuigongpinggongzhengduanan，jinimenyigegongdao！”
litiangangwenyan，qideneijiaoyigeyaoyaqiechi。
dangshiyaozulaifan，suoyoushibingdouquyuyaozubosha，naerhaiyouxinsiguanerdengshubei！
yaobushizijiyinjiujifajianqi，yijianzhanshasuoyoulaifanyaozu，kongpaxianzailianzaizheilikaitingdejihuidoumeiyou。
女法官又补充道：
“tadouzhizhengnile，nihaixiangzenmeyang？”
tanmoujianzhuang，yueshuoyuetingbuxialai。
“haiyou，faguandaren！litiangangtazhandoushihaibuwanghejiuzuole，shizhanzhengweierxi，jianzhidandawangwei！hennanbuhuaiyitashanghaidaowodidibushihejiuwushi。
bahuguodaquanjiaojizheizhongren，haiqingnvdidarensansia！
yaoshizheiyanghunshuimoyudounengshouzhu，kongpayemeibiyaorangtajixushoubeijingbiansai，huanshangbierenyewanquankeyizuodao，shenmegoupihuguojianxian，jiushihunchidengsidefeiwuyige！”
“你！”
nvfaguanwenyanmeimuyizhou，xiangshizhuazhutupokou，yanshenruili，lishengdaduanlitiangang：
“litiangang，keyoucishi？”
李天罡只能先解释：
“faguandaren，zaixiajianqiyujiuqixiangying，weiyouyinjiucainengjifazuiqiangjianqi！”
ranernvfaguanzhixiangxinzijidepanduan：
“xingle，shenmedoubuyongshuole，jinrishenpanshiquanwangzhibo，weilejiquanguominzhongyigegongdao。
nieyishanghaiminzhong，wanhuzhishou，hejiuwushi，weihaiguoan，dailingshuxiaduzhi，renheyitiaodouzuibukeshe。
zheixieshibixujidajiayigejiaodai。
shenpan，bixuheqingheli，gongpingzhengyi！
woxuanbu，jiriqi，fengnvdizhiyi，mianqunihuguozhanshenyizhi，jinhoubuzaiduiniyourenhejunshiluyong，boduoquanlizhongshen，bingchufajin10yi，zhongshenruanjin，bukeyouyi！
tongshitihuanbeijingbianguansuoyoushibing，suoyourenanduzhichengdu，chuyibudengfakuanhejianjinshiri！”
suijianbanpaixia，xuangaoanjianjieshushenpan，yiqieshangsuwuxiao。
zhenghaonvdixuyaoshajijinghoudeanli，litiangangzuoweibianguandajiang，henyouweisheli。
suoyourendouduizheigepanjuehenmanyi。
nvfaguanzoushi，haibuwangpualitiangangrangtaduinvdiheqingguoganendaide：
“yaobushinianjinizhenshoubianguanshunian，yesuanshiweiguanneibaixingzuolebushaoshanshi，nvdizaojiuanzhaowangshanghuyuzuigaodesixinghewuqituxing，banichuyijixing！”
sihushizaigaosulitiangang，biekannixianzaihencan，yaoshimeinvdinihuigengcan。
beijiyadelitiangangnubukee。
eyishanghaiminzhong？zijijiuzheiyangbeipanxingle？
he！gongpingzhengyi？kexiaokexiao！
zichujiayilai，zijijingjingyeyeweiguozhenshoubianguanshunianzhijiu。
hexiongdimenyitongchushengrusi，meixiangdaodaotoulai，haibeikoushangwanhuzhishoudemaozi。
hejiu，yequeshishiweiletishengzijideshili。
zijibenlaijiushichuanyueguolaideren。
nianjiqingqinglianjiusssjitianfu——jiujianxian！
zhiyaohejiu，jiunengjiangjiuqiyujianqixiangrong，jifazuiqiangjianqi。
hedeyueduo，jianqiyueqiang。
neinanhaibenjiushixionghaizi，zhiyiyaodaobianguanshuawan，haishizaidazhangdeshihou，waimianyetieyougaoshi。
buzhangyanjingdedongxi，zheishinishuadedifangme！beijianqibojiyeshihuogai！
李天罡心中怒骂。
wangshangdenitianxiaoxiannvmenyefenfenkouchukuangyan。
“hejiudenanrentaikepale！doushibaolinan，meiyigehaodongxi！doupansixingba！”
“jiarenmen，sheidonga，meixiangdaowomendeanweizhangkongzaizheizhongrenshoushang，xianzaixiangxiangwonenghuodaoxianzaizhenshizijimingda。”
“zheiyangzhengriyinjiuzuoleyenengzuozhenshoudajiang？woganjuewoyenengxing，yaobuhuanwoba，wobitahaihuihejiu。”
“gujishiguanxihuba？xianzaitaiduozheizhongkaoguanxishangweidefeiwule，zongsuanbazuidadeduliuqingsuanle，ganxietanmoujimei！juexingdejimeicainengchengqiguojiadedaliang！”
“dakuairenxin！duozhuachuzheizhonghunzaiduiwulidenaozhong，womendedaqingguocainengyuelaiyueqiangda，woshuowomendaqingweishenmejinlaifazhanlibucongxin，yuanlaishiduiwulihunjinlezheizhongzhazi。”
……
cishi，yidaojixiedeshengyinzailitiangangnaohaizhongxiangqi。
“jiancedaosuzhunuhuochongtian，jiujianxianxitongbangdingwanbi。
xuanzeyi：guixiajisuoyourenrencuo，jixudanggou，jianyulianghaoderencuotaidu，suzhuxingxuhaiyoujihuizhonghuiliangdao。
奖励：星怒的狗链。
xuanzeer：dangchangpokoudama，budangsongbi，panlidaqing，zhijiechengweiquanguotongjiyaofan，yuzhenggedaqingzhanzaiduilimian。
jiangli：kuangjianyi——yuzhanyuyong。”
系统终于来了么？
kandaoxuanxiangdelitianganglengleleng。
认错？呵呵！
必须是叛离啊！
quanguotongjiyouruhe？daqingyeyaoyouneigetongjizijidebenshi！
he，zijizhenshoubeijing，yebuguoshixiangweihuyifanganning。
zhenshoubianjiangduonian，litiangangdedaorenbuzhizhanleduoshaoyaozudexianxue。
meidangmianlinyaozudajunputiangaidideqishi，tacongbucengtuisuo，shisirugui。
kesheinengxiangdedaorujindabaizijide，bushiqianfangrulindadideyao，ershihoufangbeizijibaohuderen！
真讽刺啊！
“jinriqi！daqingguodeanwei，nimenzheiquntujiwagou！yuwolitiangangzaiwubandianguage！”
李天罡怒骂。
zijiyiqianzhenshitaishanliangle。
nvfaguanhaimeiyishidaoshiqingdeyanzhongxing，touyebuhuididiaoletayiju：
“nimawoyemeiyong，woshinvfaguan，shizhengyidedaibiao，bixubazhengyiherenxinfangzaishouwei。bunengyinweinishizhanshenjiupiantanni。”
ganbamianlitiangang，yeshiyinweijilitiangangzhihou，daqingguoyouchuxianyipisssjitianfu。
yipangdezuoyouhufa，tongyangshisssjitianfudeqiangshenhanfenghekuangshenkaluosi。
不屑讥讽道：
“litiangang，nijiulaolaoshishihuijiazhongtianquba，bianguanbuxuyaonizheiyangdefeiwulaishou，daqingkebuzhiniyigesssji，zhenbazijidangweiyi？”
“he，zhenyiweimeiyouniwomendaqingguojiuhuobuxiaqule？nvdidangchurangnichengweibeijingzhanshen，nijiuzhendangzijishibeijingdiyizhanshen？renqingxianshiba，nizhenshijizijinaodaidouheshale。”
litiangangduizheilianggezougouhenshibuxie。
suirantongweisssjitianfu。
danzheizhishizheiquntubierenzhidejixian，bushitalitiangangdejixian。
tazaoyipingjiejiazuliejiu，jiangzishenshilitishengzhizhizhenjingjie，yuzheixiewaigualiezaodesssjizaoyibushiyigedangci。
rujintamendafangjueci，zailitiangangkanlaihequanfeiwuyi。
zijiruoshixiangbaohu，neidaqingguoneidebianshianjuleyedebaixing，ruoshibuxiang，neizheiqunqingrenheyaozuwuyi！
xianqianmeiyoudanaofating，yezhishichuyuduinvfaguandezunjing。
zijizhenyaozou，zaizuodegeweisssjisheiyounengliudezhu？
“ququshoulian，yexianglanzhuwobeijingdiyizhanshen？”
“jianyijue——guizhan！”
shashipingkongchuxianliangdaojianqi，zhijiejianglitiangangdeshoulianhejiaolianzhanduan。
zaizuozhenyalitiangangdezhanshenmenwuyibumianluzhenjing。
“goufaguan，**nima！”