《熊孩子乱叫,我反手让他变哑巴》 小说介绍
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tadejingliwangshengdaolingrenfeiyisuosi,fangfotineizhuangleyitaiyongdongji。ertadeyeyenainai,zhanghaohelili,
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pishidiancaicongming,nandaoxiangxiaoguniangyiyangwenwenjingjingnijiuxihuanle?”“womenjiahaizizheishizaishifangtianxing,
nimenmeihaizidebudongjiaoyu,buyaozhishouhuajiao。”“zheiloufangzhiliangyetaichale,yidianshengyindougebuzhu,
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woshilouxia501delinwei。buhaoyisidaraonin,
jiushixianggenninshangliangyixia……ng……jiushihaizipingshipaodongwanshuadeshengyin,kenengshaoweiyoudianda,
tebieshizaiwanshanghewuxiudeshihou,ninkannengbunengshaowei……”huameishuowan,wulijiuchuanlai“peng”yishengjuxiang,
xiangshishenmezhongwuzazailedishang,jinjiezheshizhangxiaojiexingfendejianjiaohegengjiafengkuangdepaodongsheng。
lilimeitoudoumeizhouyixia,fanerxiangshitingdaoleshenmexianle,zuijiaoshenzhiyoudianshangyang,danhenkuaiyoulapingle,
duizhewomeihaoqidishuo:“aiya,xiaohaizima,nayoubupaobutiaode?womenzheifangzixiao,haizihuodongbukai,
biedehuanga。zaishuole,zheidibanyebugeyin,womenyoushenmebanfa?zongbunengbahaizibangqilaiba?
neibuchengnvedaile?”woyeleyixia,shitujiangdaoli:“wolijiehaizihuopo,
danshibushikeyizaifeixiuxishijianwan?biruwanshangjiudianyihou,huozhezhongwushierdiandaoliangdianzhijian,
jinliangshaoweikongzhiyixia?wogongzuoxuyao……”“kongzhi?zenmekongzhi?”lilimengdichexiamianmo,
luchuxiamianneizhangyinweizhangqiyangzunchuyouerxiandebitonglingrennianqing,quekezhemanhengdelian,
“haiziyaowanhainengdingshidingdian?nizheibushiqiangrensuonanma?nimenzheixienianqingrena,jiushizisi,
zhiguzijishufu,yidiandoubutiliangwomendaihaizidexinku!youbenshinizijiyeshengyigeshishi,
jiuzhidaoyouduoburongyile!”tadeshengyinyoujianyouli,gaiguolewulidezaoyin,xiangzhenyiyangzhajinwodeerduo。
zisi?wobuyaoqiuniwanquanjingyin,zhixiwangzaijibenxiuxishijiannengyouyigexiangduianjingdehuanjing,zheijiaozisi?
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sihushiwodeshangmen“tousu”,jiqiletamenmouzhongnifanxinli。zhangxiaojiedepaotiaoduojiaogengjiayongli,
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huozhelanqiu、zuqiuzaxiangdimiandejuliezhendong。wohuaiyitamenshiguyide。wodeheiyanquanyuelaiyuezhong,
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wochangshiguozaicigoutong,huanlaidezhishililigengkebodechaofenghezhanghao(tazhangfu,
yigekanqilaichenmoguayandanyanshenyinchendenanren)lengbingbingdedengshi。youyici,
woshenzhizailoudaolibeililizhizhebizima:“kannineifubingyanyandehuiqiyang!zijishuibuzhejueguaiwomenhaizi?
shibushigengnianqitiqianle?xinlibiantaiba!jianbudebierenjiarenao!
”fennuheweiquxiangduyeyiyangzaiwoxueguanliliutang。danwonengzenmeban?chaojia?wogenbenbushitadeduishou。
dongshou?neigengbukeneng。yushi,woxuanzelexiangwuyeqiuzhu。womenxiaoqudewuyejinglixingwang,yigesishiduosui,
zongshishituhexinidezhongniannanren。woqianqianhouhouzhaoletabuxiashici,dianhuadalewushuge。zuichujici,
tahaihuishangmenqugoutongyixia。danmeicihuilai,douduiwotanshou,yilianwunai。“lin**,wozhendejinlile。
neijiayezhu……ai,shuobutonga。jiushuohaizixiao,meibanfa。womenyebunengzhennatamenzenmeyangbushi?
”“lin**,ninzairenren,haizizonghuizhangdadema。”“lin**,yaobuninshishihuangefangjianshui?
huozhezuogegeyin?worenshizuogeyindiaodingde,keyijinindazhe。”renren?wopingshenmeyaoren?zuogeyin?
neibibuxiaodefeiyonghezhetengdeshijianjingli,pingshenmeyaowoweitamendemeisuzhimaidan?houlai,
wangjinglikandaowodedianhuajiuzhijieguaduan,huozhejiekouzaikaihui。zaiquwuyebangongshizhaota,tajiuduozhebujian。
woyebaoguojing。diyici,laileliangweinianqingdejingcha。tamenshangloulejieqingkuang,
zhanghaohelilibiaoxiandeyichangpeihe,taidushenzhichengdeshangchengken。“duibuqiduibuqi,jingchatongzhi,
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duiwowenhedishuo:“zhuhutaidutinghaode,yechengnuohuigaile。linlilinjude,huxianglijieyixia。
zaiguanchaguancha。”jingchazouhoubudaobanxiaoshi,
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fennuhewuliganjihujiangwoyanmei。diercibaojing,laidejingchahaishineiliangwei,lianshangyijingdailebunaifan。
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“jingchatongzhi,nimenyebunengtiantianlaiba?womenzijiaguorizi,haizichudianshengyinfanfale?
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jingchaxianranyebuxiangjiuchanzheizhongminshijiufen,jiandanshuolejiju“zhuyidianyingxiang”,jiucaocaoshoudui。linzouqian,
neiweinianqingjingchashenzhilvedaizebeidikanlewoyiyan:“zheiweinvshi,ruguosuoyoulinjudouxiangnizheiyang,
womenjingchajiubieganbiedele。jinliangzijixieshangjiejueba。”wodexinlianglebanjie。
lianzuihouyidaokansiquanweidepingzhang,yeshixiaole。woshituzaiyezhuqunliweiwandifanyingqingkuang,
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jinjiezheshizhangxiaojiexingfendaobianxingdejianjiao:“dasini!dasinizheigedaguaishou!kanwoquanleida!
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yijipodonghoumianyishanerguode、zhangxiaojieneizhangchongmaneyihedeyidepanglian。wodemuguanghuanhuanyixiangchaji。
neipenzhizihua,liantongtashenxiadebaicidituo,yijingbeidiaoluodehunningtukuaiheneizhibangqiuzadefensui!
cuilvdeyepian、jiebaidehuaban(suiranhaiweidaohuaqi,
dantaganggangjielejigehuabao)、heisedenitu、baisedetaocisuipian……quanbuhunzazaiwuzhuodeshuili,
yitahutu。muqinliuxiadezuihouyidiannianxiang……suile。zaiwomuqinjirizheiyitian。
beiyipenangzangdewushuiheyigechongmaneyidebangqiu,chedicuihuile。shijianfangfojingzhile。
wodaidaidizuozaineili,wushuishunzhewodetoufa、lianjia、bojingliuxia,binglengcigu。
biqianglichongchizhetuxingweiheshuiguandetiexiuwei。erduoliwengwengzuoxiang,shijiedeyiqieshengyindouliwoyuanqu。
wonengganjuedaozijideshentizaifadou,bushiyinweileng,
ershiyizhongcongxinzangzuishenchumanyanchulaide、wufaezhidejuliezhandou。xueyechongshangtouding,
youzaishunjianbinglengxiaqu。yanqiandeyiqiejingxiangdoumengshangleyicengxuehong。meiyoufennudepaoxiao,
meiyouxiesidilidekuhan。jizhidefennuhebeitong,fanerchengxianchuyizhongsijidebingleng。
womanmandi、manmandizhanqishen,kuaguodishangdewushuihesuipian,shenzhimeiyoukanyiyanneipenchedihuidiaodezhizihua。
woyibuyibuzouxiangmenkou,shitoudetuoxiezaidibanshangliuxiayigegebinglengdeshuiyin。wodakaimen,shanglou,
zhanzai602menkou。shenshangdiluodewushuizaijiaoxiahuijuchengyixiaotan。wotaiqishou,bushiqiaomen,
ershiyongjinquanshenliqi,henhendizazaihouzhongdefangdaomenshang!quantouzhuangjijinshufachuchenmendejuxiang,
zhiguchuanlaijianruidetengtong,danwohaowuganjue。menmengdibeilakai。lilineizhanglingrenyanedelianchuxianzaimenhou,
tasihuzhengzhunbeipokoudama,dankandaoworutongshuiguibanhunshenshitou、yanshenkongdongzhanzaimenkoudeyangzi,
mingxianlengleyixia,suijilianshangluchuhaobuyanshidexiane。“nifashenmefeng?!zashenmemen?!
hedaowobaobeisunziwogennimeiwan!”tajianshengdao。wuli,zhangxiaojieduozaitayeyezhanghaoshenhou,tanchunaodai,
feidanmeiyourenhehaipa,fanerchongwozuolegechouedeguilian,zuilifachu“lvelvelve”deguaisheng。
zhanghaozeyinchenzhelian,yanshenxiangdusheyiyangdingzhewo。wotaiqishou,jixiedizhixianglouxia,shengyinsiya、bingleng,
youyisiqifu:“nimen……jiade……haizi……yongbangqiu……zachuanlewodetianhuaban……huilewodedongxi。
”lilishunzhewoshouzhidefangxiang,pieleyiyanloudaodimiancongwoshenshangdiluodewushui,feidanmeiyousihaoqianyi,
fanerchixiaoyisheng,yuqiqingtiao:“e,wodangduodadianshini?bujiushibuxiaoxindasuigepohuapenma?
peiniqianjiushilema!zhiyubazijigaochengzheifuguiyangzipaolaiherenma?ezhaa?”buxiaoxin?pohuapen?
peiqian?zheijigeqingpiaopiaodeci,xiangqiyouyiyangjiaozaiwoxiongqianglineituanbinglengsijidehuoyanshang。danwomeiyoubaofa。
wozhishisisididingzheta,dingzhetaneizhangxiemanwuzhi、aomanheedudelian。wodechenmohebinglengdezhushi,
sihurangtayouxiefamao,dantahenkuaiyoutingqixiongtang,yonggenggaodeyinliangyanshixinxu:“kanshenmekan?!
shuolepeiniqian!yibaigoubugou?mainigepohuapenchuochuoyouyuleba?”tashuozhe,
haizhenjiucongkoudailitaochuzhoubabadeyibaikuaiqian,rouchengyituan,rengxiangwo。zhituanzazaiwoshitoudexiongkou,
ranhoudiaoluozaijiaoxiadewushuili。“nazheqiankuaigun!biezhanzaiwojiamenkouhuiqi!”tayanedihuizheshou,
xiangqugancangying,“xiaojie,guanmen!yihoulizheizhongshenjingbingyuandian!”zhangxiaojiedeyidigegexiaoqilai。men,
zaiyicizaiwomianqian,zhongzhongdishuaishang。judadeshengxiangzaikongkuangdeloudaolihuidang,
chedijisuilewoduizheigeshijieshangsuoyouguizehedaolidezuihouyisihuanxiang。womanmandiwanyao,
jianqidishangneizhangbeiwushuijinshi、zhoubabadechaopiao。tazaiwoshouli,chenzhongdexiangyikuaibinglengdetie。
womeiyoulikai。wojiuzhanzaitamenjiamenwai,zhanlehenjiu。shenshangdeshuimanmanbianleng,ninggu,
xiangyicengbinglengdekaijia。ranhou,
wotingdaolemenneichuanlaililiguyibagao、quebaowonengtingdaodexuanyaosheng:“baobeisunzizhenlihai!toulanzhenzhun!
wanshangnainaijinizuohongshaorouchi!qisineixieyanhongbierendedaomeidan!”he。wodixiatou,
kanzheshouzhongangzangdezhibi,zuijiaojiqihuanmandi,gouqiyigebinglengdaojizhidehudu。falvguanbule。
daodeyueshubule。renqingwennuanbule。jiranzheiyang……neijiurang……lingyizhongfaze,laiguanba。
2miyizhijiandejuexingwozhuanshen,xialou,huidaoneipianlangjiezhizhong。womeiyouqingliwushui,meiyoushoushisuipian,
shenzhimeiyouhuandiaoshitoudeyifu。wozhishikuaguotamen,jingzhizouxiangshufang。tuikaihouzhongdeshujia,
houmianluchuyigeyinzangdemenhu。zhiwenshibie,qingshengyinsongyiduanmiyu,menqiaowushengxidihuakai。
gankucaoyao、shenmishuzhi、chenjiuyangpizhiyijimouzhongnanyiyanyude、shuyuliliangbenshendebinglengqixipumianerlai。
zheili,shiwodemiyizhijian。wodezhenzhengshenfen,shiyimingnvwu。chuanchengziwaipozheiyimai,
yinniyuxiandaidoushizhizhong,yanjiugulaodezhishi,diaoheziranyuchaozirandeliliang,
keshouzhebuyushisujiuchandeshouze,zhiqiuyifenningjingdeduchu。danjintian,tamendapolezuihoudedixian。
wennuandejusezhuguangliangqi,qusanlejiaoluodeheian,
sizhoulinlangmanmudewupin:qiangbishangguazhefenggandeyaocaoshuheqiyidehuaduo;xiangqianzaiqiangtineideduocenggejiashang,
deboliguanlijinpaohuomifengzhenanyimingzhuangdegenjing、yepian、kunchongyimo;houhoudeshouchaobenshujiduifangzaijiaoluo,
shuyebianyuanmosun,luchulimianmimimamadebijihefuwen;heitanmugongzuotaishang,
fangzhehuangtongtianping、yanbo、ganguo、kedaoyijigezhongxingzhuangdeboliqimin。zheilishiwodeshengdi,
shiwodeliliangzhiyuan,yeshiwozuihoudebifenggang。rujin,queyaoyinweiloushangdezaoyin,
ershouciyongyuchedidebaofu。pingjing?wozaoyibuxuyaopingjing。woxuyaodeshi……jueduidejingmo。
wozoudaogongzuotaiqian,yanshenlveguogezhongcailiao。wodedongzuojingzhun、wending,daizheyizhonglengkudeyishigan。
quchuheiyaoshiyanbohechu。heiyaoshi,xishoufunengliang,qianghuazuzhouyitu。
yicifangru:ganzaodexunyicaofenmo——mingyishangshianfu,shizeshiweileshizhoushidenengliangwending,
quebaozuzhoujingzhunzuoyongyumubiao,buzhiwaixie。mosuidexiecaogen——dailaishenchende、wufakangjudeshuimian,
rangtazanshiwufaganraowodexingdong。
jipianlaizi“yaniao”deyumao——zheishiyizhongtianshengmeiyoumingnangdeqiyiniaolei,shengyujijing,siyuwusheng,
shi“jingmo”dezuijiaxiangzhengwu。
yixiaokuailaizijishendongxueshenchude“anyingtaixian”——tazhongnianbujianyangguangheshengyin,
yunhanzhezuichuncuide“jijing”zhili。zuihou,shicongwoneipenbeihuidezhizihuafeixuzhong,
jiannanfenlichudejipianshangweibeiwanquanwusundehuabansuipian。muqindeqixi,wodebeitongyufennu,
zheijiangshizuiqiangdadeqingganlianjiehezuzhoucuihuaji。wokaishiyanmo,yonglierjunyun。
suoyoucailiaozhujianhunhechengyizhongshenzisede、xinizhongyoudaizheqiyikeligandefenmo。wodishengyinsongzhe,
gulaoerhuisedeyinjiezaixiaxiaodekongjianlihuidang,neishishufuzhiyu,shijingmozhiqi,
shilaiziyaoyuanshidai、zhenduixuanhuazhedeshenpanci。yanmowanbi,wojiangfenmodaoruyigeqiankouyinpanzhong。ranhou,
wonachuleneizhangbeiwushuijintou、zhoubaba、xiangzhengzheaomanyuwurudeyibaiyuanqian,
yijicongwokujiaojianxiadeyixiaokuairengranzhanzhezhangxiaojietifandeneitongwushuidebuliao。wojiangtamenfangzaiyinpanzhongyang。
taiqiyoushou,shizhizhijiazaizhongzhizhifuqingqingyihua,yidiyinhongdexuezhushenchu,
jingzhundidiluozaineixiezawuzhishang。chi……yishengjiqingweide、fangfonengliangbeijihuodeshengyinxiangqi。
xuezhuxunsubeixishou,neishenzisedefenmoweiweiliangqiyicengyouguang,suijiandanxiaqu,yansebiandegengshen,
jihujiejinyuhei,queyinyinliudongzheyisiguiyidezi。jingmozhichen,**wancheng。tawufazhijierangrenshisheng,
dannengzuidaxiandudifangdashoushuzheneixinshenchudui“jijing”deqianzaikongju,
qianglieanshi“fasheng”yu“tongku”zhijiandelianxi,bingconghuanjingcengmianjiqu“jingmo”yuansuchanraoqishen,
jidagailvyoufaqiangliedexinlizhangaihehanjiandeshenglixingshishengjingluan。peihexiayigebuzhou,jiangwanwuyishi。
jiexialai,caishihexin。woquchuyikuaiyingerquantoudaxiao、weijingdamodeanlanseshuijing——jingmoshi。
zheizhongshuijingzhichanshengyujueduijijingdedixiarongdongzuishenchu,duishengyinyouzhejiqiangdexifuheya**yong。
woshouchiyimeiyinzhen,zaishuijingbiaomianjiqizhuanzhudikehuaqilai。zhenjianhuaguojingtibiaomian,
fachuxiweijihubukewende“shasha”sheng。
fuzadefuwen、chanraodejingjituan、daibiao“bihe”yu“jinjue”degulaofuhao……woyibiyihua,
jiangwodeyizhi,wodefennu,wodezuzhou,quanbuqingzhuqizhong。zuihouyigefuhaowancheng,
zhengkuaishuijingsihuweiweixiangneishousuoleyixia,biaomianliuzhuanguoyicengshuibobandeyouguang,
ranhousuoyouguangmangdouneilianjinqu,biandebizhiqiangengjiashensui,fangfoyigexiaoxiaode、ninggudeheidong。
jingmofuwenshi,chengle。tanengxingchengyigejixiaofanweideqianglijingmolichang,
zhijiezuoyongyumubiaodeshengdaiheyuyanzhongshu,jinxingchixuxingyazhi。wuliyumofashuangzhongzuoyong,
xiandaiyixuejihuwufatanchagenyuan。wonaqineimeijingmozhichen,zoudaoketingdepodongxiafang。
zhijiannianqiyicuofenmo,qingqingyichui。fenmoxiangshangpiaosan,queweibeiwuliguilvdi,jingzhunchuanguotianhuabandepodong,
rutongbeiwuxingzhiyinban,xiaoshizaishangfangde602shi。wotuihuimiyizhijian,
jiangneikuaibinglengde、buxiangdejingmofuwenshi,anzhizaiyigexiaoxiaode、tongyangkemanfuwendeheisirongjizuoshang。
jizuozhengduizhetianhuabanpodongdefangxiang。woshenxiyikouqi,shuangshouxuanzaifuwenshiliangce,bishangyanjing,
kaishiyinchangzuihoudejihuozhouwen。wodeshengyindichenerweiyan,meiyigeyinjiedouyindongzhezhouweinengliangdezhendang。
gongzuotaishangdezhuhuokaishijulieyaoye,lazhangchuniuqudeyingzi。“……yijijingzhiming,yifuchouzhishi,
yucidijiewushengzhiqi……”“……xuanhuaweizui,zaoyindangfa……”“……fuqishengxian,
suoqihoushe……”“……yucishijianzheng,yucizhoudingyue……”“……jingmo……jianglin!
”zuihoulianggeyinjietuokouerchu,rutongshenpandechuiyinluoxia!weng——!jingmofuwenshimengdiyizhen,
biaomianneixiekehuadefuwenzhouranliangqi,baofachuqiangliequewushengdeanlanseguangmang!
zhenggefangjiandekongqifangfodouninggule,yizhongchenzhongrushan、binglengrushenyuande“jijing”yifuwenshiweizhongxin,
mengdikuosankailai,ranhouyouyishunjianshoulian,ningjuchengyidaowuxingde、jianruidenengliangshu,bizhidixiangshangchongqu,
chuantoucengcengzuai,jingzhundimeiruloushangneigezhengzaijianjiaobenpaodenanhaishenti!
“waao——ao——e……”loushangdehaojiao,xiangyizhizhengzaidamingdegongjibeimengranezhulehoulong,
jiaranerzhi!bianchenglejiqiguaiyide、duanduanxuxude、xiangshipofengxiangzaijiannanlachede“he……he……”sheng。
fengkuangpaodongheduojiaodeshengyinyeshunjianxiaoshi。shijie,xianruleqiansuoweiyoude、jueduidejijingzhizhong。zheizhongjijing,
bingfeixunchangdeanjing,tadaizheyizhongqiangdade、lingrenxinjide、burongzhiyideqiangzhixingliliang。
fangfosuoyoudeshengyindoubeineizhiwuxingjushoumoqu,lianchuangwaiyaoyuandecheliushengdouxiaoshibujianle。chenggongle。
wohuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing,tongkongshenchufangfoyoubinglengdelansehuoyanyishanershi。zuijiaoneimohudu,
biandeqingxiercanku。womanmanzoudaoshafabian,zuoxia,shenzhihaiyouyadijiaodieqishuangtui,
fangfozaixinshangyichuqidaiyijiudexijukaimu。siyiyangdejijing,chixuledayueshijimiao。ranhou,
loushangmengdibaofachulilijinghuangshicuo、bianlediaodejiaohan,chedidapolezheiduanzande“jingmo”:“xiaojie?
xiaojie!nizenmele?nishuohuaya!biehenainai!nizenmemeishengle?!haozi!haozinikuailaia!
小杰不对劲了!
kuang)paodongdeshengyin、menglieyaohuanghaizideshengyin、yijizhanghaoculudepaoxiaohebodajijiudianhuadesihou:“wei?
120ma?!jiuwoerzi!woerzishuobuchuhuale!turanjiushuobuchuhuale!nimenkuailaia!
dizhishi……”hunluan、kongju、juewang……zheixieshengyinjiaozhizaiyiqi,touguodibandepodongchuanxialai,
tingzaiwoerzhong,quebishijieshangrenhejiaoxiangledougengyueerdongting。wohuanhuanhoukao,bishangyan。
loushang602shidehunluan,rutongbeitongpodemafengwo,wengwengzuoxiang,queyoutouzheyigujuewangdezhanchou。
lilidejianjiaobuzaishiwangrineizhongxiaozhangcierdezaoyin,ershibianchenglekonghuangdaojizhide、sixinliefeidekuhao。
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