《写了自己和影帝的CP文后》 小说介绍
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《写了自己和影帝的CP文后》 第1章(9817字) 免费试读
woshigeshibaxianmingxing,danshiweilezhuanqianhaipimajia**xiewen。
dangmouxiejiaofensizhaoshangmenyaoqiuxieyingdihewodecphexiewenshi,woshiyizhengyancidejujuede!
danshi,tajideshizaitaiduole。
yuanbenshigeshuangfangmanyidejingqiaoqiaojiaoyi,sheizhiwowuyongdahaodianzanwenzhangshangleresou。
yishi,heifenzhuisha,quanwangqunchao。
sheizhiyingdizhuanfapeiwen:「yiye5xiaoshi?huisirende。」
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lingchensidian,wodunzaishafashangbianchiluosifenbianshuazheweibo,turanyigesixindanlechulai。
「dada,jiecphexiewenma!」
「jintiannengchuma?wojiaqian!」
kandao「jiaqian」liangzi,wotiaoletiaomei,haobuyouyudihuifu:「jiejiejie!yaosheide?」
zicongweibeifumuyiyuanjinruyulequanhou,wodeshenghuoshuipingbianzhixianxiajiang,yinweizhishigeshibaxianxiaomingxing,kelianbabadetonggaofeilianzaizheigedachengshijiaofangzudoufeijing,yushiwopimajia**xieqilewen。
zhiyaojiqian,zunshoufalv,shenmewenwodoujie!
yezhengyinweisudukuai,wenbihao,gezhongfenggeleixingdounengxiedeyuangu,wozhujianzaiquanzilixiaoyoumingqi。
dandangduifangbacpmingzifaguolaideshihou,wojuedezheizhaopaijinwanzhudingdeza。
「周诺!李承君!」
我:???
zheimingzikezhenyanshu,genwoshenfenzhengshangdeyimoyiyang。
danwoxianglaiyanjin:「zhounuoshineigeshibaxianxiaoyanyuandezhounuo,lichengjunshineigeyingdilichengjun??zheilianggebaganzidabudaoyiqideren?」
「是的大大!!」
「……」
shuowan,duifangyebuguanwodesihuo,kuangkuangshuaiguolaishijizhangtupian,shizuotianwanhuihuodongdexianchang,gezhongjiaodudouyou,dantongyidoushilichengjunzaigezhonggongchoujiaocuojianwangxiangwobeiyingdemoyang。
shenqingkuankuan,yanshenlasi。
zezeze,zheidiaozuandejiaodu,zheirixichunailvjing,jishibawodebeiyinghuanchengyigelajitong,dounengjuedezheilianggewuzhongyijinggouqielehenduonian。
suiranwohenchaqian,danyebukenengjiezheizhongxiejiaocphexiewen,chufeibuyaomingle!
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dangrantadechenggongbujinshiyinweijinhushenjidetianranyanji,haiyinweineizhangnannvlaoshaotongshadelian!tadewuguanshensuijingzhiquemeiyougongjili,sanbailiushidumeiyousijiao,genghekuangfenmingyijingchuyuxingyejinzitadezuidingduan,zheimeduonianlaitahaishiruchudaoshihouyibandidiaoqianxun,jinhuwanmei。
danzhengzhuyouduowen,fensijiuyouduofeng,bushimeirenxiangheilichengjun,ershibugan,shizaishitafensidezhandoulitaikongbule,ruguowoyougoudangentachaocp,yiwohualeqiancaibuguo13wandefensishuliang,buchaoguo5fenzhongjiunengbeisichuan。
duimiandexiejiaojiemeiyagenbuzhidaowodeliangtiaotuiyijingruanle,haizaigenwofengkuanganlizijidejingtiandafaxian,bingqieyueshuoyuelipu。
「yiwoduonianhunjiyulequankecpdejingli,tamenyidingshizhende!buranwobajianpanchile!」
daoyebubizheimejiduan,bijingjianpanshiwugude。
「woshenzhihuaiyishiliyingdianliannuonuo!neianchuochuodeyanshenyetailiaole!」
tianna,wosuanshenmedongxia!
「aaaa!!yigeshuaidecanjuerenhuan,yigemeidehuaiyirensheng,tamenshengdehaizideduohaokan!」
「duiledada,zheigedianqingwubixiejinwenli,womenjunjunneifangmianyidingyaohenqiang~heiheihei!」
heiheinigedatouguie,qingjiankangshenghuo!
zhengdangwoshouzhifanfeiyaojujuezheidanshengyideshihou,dingdongyisheng,zhifubaodaozhang8000yuan。
「dada,qianshoudaolema?bugouningenwoshuo,zhuyaoshiwoyaodetaijileshizaibuhaoyisi。」
womoleliangmiao,jiangyuanxianshuruhaodeziquanbushanchu,zhongxinshuru——
「yijiarenbushuoliangjiahua,mashangdongbi!heiheihei!」
kaiwanxiao,woshineizhongweijuqiangquanderenma?
zaishenshengdechuangzuomianqian,8000gouwofuyigeyuefangzule!
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yinweijinqiandezhichiwaijiashenweizhurengongdedairugan,zhenggewanshangwowensiquanyong,nuxieshuwanzi,**fenzhandaolediertian。
dajiajianguozaochenbadiandetaiyangma?
我见过了。
bawenfajijinzhujiemeiguomushi,woyijingkundetouyunyanhua,haozaiduimianhenkuaihuifushuofeichangmanyibingfaleweibo,xishuwanhuifangzhunbeishuijuedewojibianyanjingyijingzhengbukai,haishibenzhezhiyecaoshoucongchuangtoumoguoshouji,sousuoguanjianzi,jitadianlezan,zheicaimeimeideanxinshuiqu。
jigexiaoshihou,woshibeiyizhenjingtiandongdideqiaomenshengjichaoxingde。
bansuizhe「zaibukaimenjiuyaonafuzikan」desihouweixie,wodenaozimeixingdanshentiyijingxingchengjiroujiyibanpigunniaoliudigunxialechuang。
menyikai,jingjirenqianjiebianzhale,jianzhibitadangnianshousixiaosandemiankonghaiyaozhengningsanfen:「zhounuo!nibuxiangganlejiujiwozhijiegundan!rangnichuangyulequanmeirangnichuangfeiyulequan,shixianglazhezhenggegongsidoujinipeizangma!」
wozhanzaimenkouweiweinuonuo,yilianmengbi,xiaoxinyiyidejushoufayandao:「**shenmele?」
yikuaizhuantoubandeshoujizhijiezawomeiruotianxiandeliandanshang。
我一瞅,差点吓晕。
jihuzaiyulequanchawucirendewojuranyixiazilianshanglewugeresou,quanshibeimade!zheihaibushizuikepade,zuikepadeshiguanliancilihaiyoulichengjun!
woxianshilenglejimiao,ranhounaozhonglingguangyixian,feikuaipaohuichuangtoudakaizijideliangbushouji。
guoran,dianzanyongcuohaole……
neibianyuewendejiemeiyinweibeizhengzhurenkexiqiyangyang,jibianweiboyijingkuaibeilijiajunzhafeile,tayeyijiushahehedeantouqingrenjiakecp。
zuisaodeshi,henduorenhuaiyineishiwozhounuobenren。
woyukuwulei,chenqiezhendeyuanwanga!
lejiedaoshijiqingkuanghou,qianjiebawogouxuelintoudepenleyidun,suihouhuishoulianggeweibozhanghaoshahuigongsijinxingjinjigongguan。
jiexialaideyiduanshijian,benjiumeishenmegongzuodewochedichenglewuyeyoumin,xianqiandetandejigexiangmuyedoujieerliansanbeilijiajunqiangdadeshehuidiweijijiaohuangle。
jiuzaiwoxielebabaizishanqingxiaozuowenzhunbeidadongbamarangwozhongxinhuijiajichengjiachandeshihou,lichengjunfaweibole。
tazhuanfaleneipianwenzhang,bingqiepeiwen:「yiye5xiaoshi?huisirende。」
duanduanjigezi,banfenzhongneipinglunguowanzhuanfaguoqian,doushihahaha。
erzheiyijudiaokanyexiangshiyigenshengzilazhulelijiajunfengkuangluanyaodegoutou。
我侥幸活了下来。
erneiweiyuewendejiemeiyechenglebencinaojuzhongzuidadeyingjia,shihou,taxingfenjiwomajiaweibofasixin,shuowopeixiangtaimiao。
woshenzanggongyuming,xinxiang:bieshuotaimiaole,chadiandoujiantainaile。
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beilengzangjigeyuehou,wozhongyujiedaolerenshengzhongdedierbuxi!
shiyibudatouziminguoju,wozailimianshiyannanzhudeqingmeizhuma,suiranxifenbuduo,danjiaosetaoxi,bochubihuo,yebuzhidaoshicaileshenmegoushiyun。
jinzuneiwanwoxingfendeyigewanshangmeishuihaojue。
bijingwojinyulequanjiushixiangdangyanyuande,dangchugongsiderendourenweipingjiewozheimeimaoshenduanheyanji,xiaohuoyibabushiwenti,sheizhiyinweidaoyanchouxiangdeyishupinweihehuluanjianji,woqueshihongleyihui,queshiheihong。
congcidingshanglehuapingzheigechenghao。
erzheiyici,woyaodapota!
zhengdangwozhunbeidazhanshenshoudeshihou,shenweilichengjunnaocanfendegaijunvzhujiaozhongtangtiaolechulai。
takanwoyanjingbushiyanjingbizibushibizi,gongrangendaoyandaxiaobaogao:「tarenpinyanjidouzheimecha,pingshenmelaizheigejuzu?!」
daoyanwunai:「zifangdianmingyaota。」
diertian,jiuyouchuanwenwobeiqianguizele。
juzurenyuankanwodeyanshenzhujianguaiyi,yanxidaojuyechulewentibawoshoubeihuashang,shangchangqianzhongtanggengshilengchaorefeng:「yo,womenhuapingxiaojiezenmehailaiyanzheizhongxiaojiaose,zhijiejiaonidejinzhubabajinitouzidanvzhubujiuhaole,shengdeyanjidouyongzailecengbierenredutoushang。」
wojiletayigebaiyan,renzhetongzoujinjingtou。
duanduanjifenzhongnei,zhongrenmuguangcongbuxiedaojingyazaidaozhenhan。
daoyanyisheng「ka」gengshihande**pengbai,kuajiangdehuagenbentingbuxialai。
womodiaoyanjiaoyinweiqingdaoshenchuyichudeleihua,weixiaozhehuijizhongtangdao:「zhongyinghouhaishiduoguanxinxiaziji,miandebeigexiaojiaoseqianglefengtou。」
zhongtangbuganzhixin,qidenaodaimaoyan。
xiawu,daoyanzuturanjitiqili,biaoqingyansucongcongchulepianchang,yipangdegongzuorenyuanqiaoqiaotouludao:「tingshuoyoudarenwuyaolaikechuanjitian,genzhoujieniyeyoujichangxiyaoda!」
woyaozhebinggun,meifangxinshang,touzijiuzaizhei,nengyouduodaderenwu。
zhidaoneigaodadeshenyingbeirencuyongzhezoujinpianchang,wojiangzaiyuandi,naozilimaochulesangezi。
非常大!
lichengjunyilai,suoyouwoyiweishenglaijiumiantanyanfeidejuzurenyuandougendalejixuesidemanmianhongguang,zhengxiangshangqiandazhaohu,zhiyouwoduodelaoyuan,henbudebatousaijinzhulidebeidaiku。
sheizhidaoyanhaowuyanlijing,yibajiangwohaochu,kuadehuosiwobeidilijitasaileqian。
lichengjunnaixintingwan,wenroudegenwoweixiaowoshou:「qidaigenzhoulaoshidehezuo。」
我觉得他笑里藏刀。
yipangdezhongtangjianzhibiwohaikanbuxiaqu,nuhuoshaoletadenaozi,jingdatingguangzhongzhixiashenjiaobanwo!
woxiayishishenshouzhaozhicheng,yibapujinlelichengjundehuaili。
xianchangyipianjijing,weiyounanrendexintiaoshengzaiwoerbiandongdongzuoxiang。
kanzhetadagaishiyinweiwobuyaoliandetouhuaisongbaoxingweiershunjianheiledelian,wofeichangyouyulemaoxianjingshendebengchuleju:「lilaoshizheigejirou,5xiaoshikendingmeiwenti!」
众人:……
xiayimiao,wojiudaoyanbeiqiansonghuilejiudian,qiangxingshishisaoraogelijihua。
yizhenggexiawubaiwuliaolai,zhongyuzaiyemujianglinzhijidengdaolewoqinaidezhuli,dailailechaohaohuahefan。
jintianbujincaipinhao,henshenqideshi,haidoushiwoaichidecai!
「剧组发财了?」
「shiliyingdiqingkede,tingshuolianqunyandoumaile,bukuishiworenshuaixinshandeshen!」
woyiting,fangxinle,dajiadouyouzhishaobudanxinbeixiadunongsi。
geridaopianchang,quebeitongzhigennvzhudexifenquxiaole,yidatingcaizhidao,zuotianzhongtanghelichengjunpaiduishouxipaidaolehoubanye。
lichengjunqichangquankai,zhongtanggenbenjiebuzhutadexi,pinpinng,daoyanhanhuadelabadouzalanlesange,zuihoulichengjunyiju「yanjibujia」chedibazhongtangjigaobengkuile。
woxinxudelihai,zongjuedetahuoqizheimedagenzijibaitiannaochoudexingweiyouguan。
xiawuduixi,wodaqiyibaiershifenjingshen,taicibeidegungualanshu,sheizhilichengjunyagenbujie,zhishizhoujinmeitoudingzhewochanzhebengdaidegebokan。
「zuotianmeirenjinihuanyao?」
woyileng:「zheihaiyaohuanyao?nandaobushidengtazidongyuhema?」
lichengjunwunaideyaoleyaotou,fangxiajubenbawodaidaoletadexiuxishi,zhijianneigechuanshuoshenjiashenzhichaoguoerxianmingxingdewangpaijingjirencishizhengnazheyiyaoxiang,liangsousoudikanzhewo。
woboziyisuo,zhidaojianlichengjuntanshenguolaiyaochewoxiuzicaiyishidaotayaoganma。
wolianmanghoutui,keqidao:「bu,bumafanlilaoshi,wozijiquchulijiuhao!」
sheizhitayigaixianqiandeqianqianyouli,taiduqiangying:「nimaoshoumaojiaode,huiliuba。」
wojiuzhidaotaxiangmouhaizhen!
zheimeduotianbuxingdong,yuanlaizaizheilidengzheni。
kanzhetamenlianggejiaqilaiyousigezhongdewo,woyiyaoya,yibiyan!guaiguaizuolexialai。
识时务者为俊杰。
chuhuyiliaodeshi,lichengjunbingmeiyouchenjiyonglajiaoshuibaofuwo,ershixiaoxinyiyidichaikaibengdai,bangwotuyao,tashenqingrenzhendefangfozaiduidaishenmexishizhenbao。
bingliangdeyaogaozhandaowodeshangkoushang,mingmingyinggaijuedecitong,danmeiyixiadoufangfobianchenglexiaohuomiao,yidiandianshaoleqilai。
congxiuxishichulaideshihou,wodelianhongpupude,naodaiyeyouxieyun。
danshishiwen,nagemiaolingshaonvnengzaimianduishuaidecanjuerenhuanhaiwenroudenanrenshibaochizhending?
ruguoyou,neitaduimiandeyidingbushilichengjun。
kuangqieshoushangchanzhebengdaiqueshiyingxiangpaisheshijixiaoguo,lichengjunduidaigongzuoshichulemingdewanmeizhuyizhe。
zheimeyixiang,xinlineidianmomingqimiaodeqingxuhenkuaijiubeiwoganlechuqu,turanjiushihuaile。
这都是为了工作!
jiexialaidejitianyinweimeiyouzhongtangzheigefanrenjingpaixihenshunli,erwoshoushangdeshangyezailichengjunmeitianbuyanqifandezhaoliaohenkuaiquanyu,yidianbahendoukanbujianle。
weileganxietadedaen,wozhunbeiqingtachidunfan。
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wochenzhexiujiazaiyingshichengfujinzhuanlehaojiquan,caizhaodaoyijiaweidaohaoyouyinbidexiaodian。
dangtianwanshang,woxianchufa,linzouqianshenzhituozhulibasuoyoumingxingyinzangshenfendejiadangdouzhuansongjileta,shengpabeibierenrenchulai,yinqiwuhui。
dandengtajindiandeshihou,wojuedechunshuxiangtaiduo。
jiusuanguolesiwuceng,meiyanquanbao,neitongshendeqizhiyezhebuzhutajiushilichengjundeshishi。
luozuohou,wozongjuedetajintianxinqinghenhao,jibianhaishineizhangwenhequemeishenmebiaoqingdelian,danweiweishangyangdeyudiaoquehenshinande。
zhuannianyixiang,e!shile,taxinpaidezuopinyoudejiangle。
woxianmuyoujidu,caidanwangtagenqianyipai,mangcuizherendiancaibieshale!
lichengjunyeshihaobukeqi,zaiwoxiaoqibaladeyanshenjinggaolilengshidianleqibagecai,suiranneixiecaiwoyehenaichi,danwodeqianbaohaotong,wodexinzailiuxue……
woananfashi:danfantajintianshengxiayigenqingcai,wodoudekaixiaohaowangshangheitalangfeiliangshi!
lianggexiaoshihou,woduizijibaoyourucidanibudaodexiangfagandaoxiukui。
guaijiuguailichengjunjiangdehuatitaixiyinren,haizongjianfengchazhendejiwojiacai,zuihouneijidapendedongxijihuquanjinlewodeduzi。
chenzhewoshangcesuodegongfu,tahaibaqianjifule!
woxianzaifeichangrenkexiaozhulishuodeneijuhua,lichengjunjiushirenshuaixinshandeshen!
zheililijiudianbushihenyuan,wozhunbeizouhuiquxiaoxiaoshi,ganghuishougenlichengjundaobie,jiujuedeshoubeiyire,ningtoubeichejinlepangbiandexiaojiaoluoli。
zheidierhenzhai,heiqiqide,womenlianggejihushimianduimiandetiezaiyiqi,xiajiyifubo,woshenzhinengganjuelichengjunshenshangyuanyuanchuanlaidereqi。
wodelianshunjianjiuhongtoule,qihuhudao:「niganma!」
lichengjunlikesongkaishou,erduoyegenzheyouxiefanhong,tabuzizaidigankeleliangsheng,jieshidao:「baoqian,ganggangkandaoduimianyougouzi,yishiqingji……」
yitingzheihua,wodougubushanghaixiulezhijiebengkui,fengkuangwangliji,yagenmeiyishidaoduifangjiangzhideshenti:「zhendejiade!nimeikancuoba!tamenpaidaolema?zailaiyicigennidefeiwenqianjiehuishalewode!!」
zhengdangwonaozilihuanxiangzheqianjietizhewodeyilingrangwogunchuyulequandechangjingshi,toudingderenquemanshikuijiudishuodao:「duibuqi,shangcipengqiaowoquguowaiwurenqufengbipaishele,suoyimeinengjishichuli,rangnishouweiqule。」
???
bushi,zheiwanquanjiushiwotancaiwaijialuandianzannaochudeshiqing,lichengjunwanquanjiushibeiyingxiangde,zenmenengrangtagenwodaoqianni!
「bububu,lilaoshi,guaiwoguaiwo,guaiwobuzhangnaozisuishoudianzan。」
「suoyi,zhoulaoshishizhendekanguowomendecpwenhou,renweixiedehaodianzande?」
banmingbananjian,lichengjunturanwangqiankaolexie,reqihuzailianshangnongdewobitoufayang。
kanzhetahuimingbudingdeyanjing,xinlineizhongmenmendejidongganyoumaolechulai。
qifenyishiyouxieaimei……
wolianmangpieguotou,fourendao:「meiyoumeiyou,womeikanguo!zhishizhengqiaoshuadaoshouhuadianlezaneryi!」
我肯定不承认啊!
neirongshiwodexiede,wodangranzhidaoyouduorouma,zheigewentijianzhihezibaomajiadexiuchiganbingliediyi!
haozailichengjunmeiyouzaijixuwenxiaqu,taqingxiaoleyisheng,roulerouwodenaodaicuoshenchulejiaoluo:「chulaiba,jizhezoule。」
tayilikai,yuanbenbizedejiaoluoshunjiankongkuanglexuduo,erwoyezhongyunenggouzhengchanghuxile。
huidaojiudianhou,wobaozhezhentouxianrulechensi。
「nishuolichengjunyoukenengkanshangwoma?」
zhengxiaoruojuhuahenanpengyouzaiweixinshangailaisiqudexiaozhulitingdaozheihuaturanjiangzhu,tabukezhixindeningguotoukanxiangwo,neibiaoqingjianzhibirusangkaobihaiyaoqicanjifen。
「……haole,nibizui,yigezidoubuyaoshuole!」
wozibaoziqideshuaijinlebeiwoli,weiwenchuzheiyangdewentigandaohuangmiu。
那可是李承君啊!
我在幻想什么呢!
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zhihoudejitianzaipianchang,woningyuangenzhongtangdaizheyebuyuanyigenlichengjunduchu,qianzhekanwodeyanshenyidujuedewodeleshenmedabing。
danwohelichengjunhaiyouyichangduishouxi,shizenmeyeduobudiaode,hekuanghaishiwenxi。
lichengjunzichudaoyilaijiuhenshaoyanlianaiju,tasuiranjingyedebiantai,danqinmixijibendoushizaikexingxingfanweineicaiquyuanjingjiewei。
kezheicidejuqingshiqingmeizhumayibieduonianhoujianmianfaxianbicichenglediduifang,wenxiyaotuchudaoyansuoweidesiyaogan,suoyigenbenbukenengjiewei。
daoyanyehenchou,douzhunbeihaoletishen,sheizhidaolichengjunjingranerhuabushuojiuyaoqinzixiachang。juzurenyuanhuantianxidi,shengpatafanhuiside,woshuidoumeilaidejiheyikoujiubeijirenjiadaolepaishedidian。
wojiaobuchouchu,yanshenluanfei,wanquanbuzhidaoyaogenyanqianderenshuoshenme,fenmingneitianhaizaiyiqichifan,duanduanjitianjingranbidiyicijianmiandeshihouhaiyaomoshenglexuduo。
pianpianlichengjunyejinhuachenglemenhulu,liankandoubukanwoyiyan。
很气!
suizhedaoyandeyisheng「action」liangrenruxi,lichengjunyanzhongjiubiezhongfengdexiyuehefaxianbicishenfenbuyiyangdezhenjinghejuewangyixiazijiubadairudaoledangnianzhanhuofenfeideshidai,qianmiandeduihuajinxingdehenshunli。
ranhoujiushiwenxi,suiranzheikenengshilichengjundeyingmuchuwen,dandedequequeshiwohuoleershijinianzhenzhengdechuwen,kanzhetaqingjuandelianzhujianxiangwokaojin,woyixiajiucongxiliqingxingleguolai。
xinzangrutongdagubandongdongdexianggebuting,tawenshanglaideneiyikewochedimengle,naoziyipiankongbai,wanquanjibudezijizaipaixi,shuangshoujingyibajiangrenzhijietuikai。
wangzhetacuoeyoushoushangdebiaoqingwolenglejimiao,yizhidaodaoyanbaozaodenumashengchuanlaiwocaiyishidaozijizuoleshenme。
「duibuqiduibuqi!lilaoshiduibuqiwoganggangbuzaizhuangtai,daoyanduibuqiwomenzailaiyitiao,wozheiciyidingyiciguo!」wozuilifengkuangdaoqian,danhengaisideshi,naozhongqueyizhihuixiangzhegangcaiwenrundechugan。
wojuedezijishigebiantai,yidianzhiyejingshendoumeiyou!
diaozhenghaozhuangtaihou,jinxinglediercipaishe,ranhoushidisanci,disici……
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事后,我很后悔。
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